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Buster
Buster
- Best Friend: To Bullet.
- Gag Penis: Always has his penis up a chihuahua's ass.
- Happy Ending: Although he died from eating chocolate, he went to Dog Heaven.
- Making Love in All the Wrong Places: Fucks his chihuahua girlfriend everywhere he walks.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Buster dies in the first episode.
Mrs. Horn
Mrs. Horn
- All Abusers Are Male: Realistically averted. While she isn't like the usual suspects, she is just as capable of abusing kids. Oh, and it's implied she's prolific at it, too.
- Covert Pervert: On the surface, she looks like a perfectly innocent elementary school teacher but it was later revealed that she was a pedophile, who owned a bunch of kiddie porn.
- Pedo Hunt: Mrs. Horn was arrested for possessing child pornography.
- Would Hurt a Child: As we already know from the above tropes.
Carbortion Wrex
Carbortion Wrex
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: He is a combination of a robot and a dinosaur.
Chassidy
Chassidy
A chaste Christian girl, who refuses to have sex until she's married. She is the daughter of Preacher Paul.- Chastity Couple: She and Bullet. Well, until Bullet tricked her into thinking that Christianity allowed for premarital sex, so long as it was in a church and being the idiot she is, she believed it.
- Dumb Blonde: She is a blonde-haired woman, who will believe anything she hears.
- Like Parent, Like Child: She is a devout Christian and complete idiot, just like her dad.
- Meaningful Name: Her name is Chassidy and she is chaste. Can't get more on the nose than that.
- Religious Stereotype: Chastity is a stereotypical Christian girl, who mindlessly obeys her religion like a drone and never questions anything about it no matter how stupid it gets.
- Super Gullible: Believes in even the most paper-thin of lies perpetuated to her by Bullet.
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ of Nazerath
A holy Christian figure and the son of God.- Jerkass Gods: Jesus bullied Hopson in "Police Academy", by denying him entry to Heaven sending him back to Earth after he died. When Hopson returned, he was trapped in a coffin, so he only had a few minutes of air left before he died again. And from that point on, the cruel cycle kept repeating.God: Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?
Jesus: [chuckles] Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick. - Messianic Archetype: Well, duh.
Glenda
Glenda
A prisoner in the women's penitentiary, who looks nearly identical to Dusty.
- Gonky Femme: Being a Dusty clone, she is big, burly, fat, gross, and has a somewhat masculine voice.
- Identical Stranger: To Dusty
Agent Dunfore
Agent Dunfore
- Ironic Name: His name is literally "Agent Dunfore". The thing is, he doesn't die immediately and somehow manages to survive.
- Near-Death Experience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.Dunfore: Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!Kevin: Yeah, that guy's fucked.
- Phrase Catcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
- Retirony: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
- Sacrificial Lamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
- Tempting Fate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.Dunfore: I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
- The Worf Effect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of Agent Clappers.
Celebrities
Pat Robertson
See: Villains
Joe Biden
See: Recurring Characters
Kathy Griffin
A depiction of Kathy Griffin, who everybody hates.
- Butt-Monkey: Is described in the newspaper as being more hated than the already ostracized police force and was punched in the face by Fitz and called a "clown" as an insult.
- Hated by All: Kathy Griffin is noted for being the most hated person in all of Paradise.
- Red-Headed Stepchild: Everybody hates her for having red hair.
Johnny Depp
John Christopher Depp II
An alcoholic bum who beats his wife.- Butt-Monkey: Johnny Depp has been the subject of several jokes and insults throughout the series, mainly with people referring to him as a "Twatnugget". In "Parent Trap", his face was grotesquely bloodied by Randall whipping him with a garden hose.
- Domestic Abuse: Johnny Depp is characterized as a man, who abuses his wife, Amber Herd.
- I Can Live With That: Johnny Depp pretty much welcomes all of the hate that comes his way.Johnny Depp: Your show characterizes me as an idiotic, foul-smelling, spousal abusing hobo. I just came to say ... you nailed it.
- Named After Somebody Famous: Johnny Depp has two buildings named after him in the Paradise PD universe. The Johnny Depp "Shut the Fuck Up, Bitch" Stadium and The Twatnugget Casino.
Steve Rim Jobs
Steve Rim Jobs
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs is in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
Harvey Weinstein
Harvey Weinstein
A fat, disgusting rapist who was originally a member of The Legion of Dooooom before being fired for being too abhorrent even for them.- Dirty Old Man: Weinstein is a gross, perverted old man, who sexually harasses women.
- Extreme Omnisexual: Harvey Weinstein was seen having sex with a ficus plant, upon introduction.
- Hated by All: Harvey Weinstein is despised by every single character in the show, who interacts with him. Heroes, villains, and inanimate objects.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
- Back-Alley Doctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to shove up your ass and diarrhea to rub on your head.
- Brown Bag Mask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
- Speak of the Devil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
- Take That!: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
Ron Perlman
Ronald Perlman
A neanderthal who watches the show and gets offended by all the jokes they make about him.- Audience Surrogate: Ron Perlman is this, as he's always sitting at home, watching Paradise P.D. on TV from the other side of the fourth wall, voicing his reactions to all of the jokes made at his expense.Ron Perlman: Eh, still better than half the shit on adult swim.
- Catchphrase: "Unga bunga!"
- Contemporary Caveman: Ron Perlman is a caveman living in modern-day society due to immortality and he is not a happy-go-lucky man. He still drives a flintstones car around and chisels his letters into slabs of stone.Ron Perlman: Times have changed. Why it okay to hit on woman in club but not okay to hit on woman with club?
- Evil All Along: In the Season 3 finale, Ron Perlman turns out to be the leader of ISIS. note and has led an entire team of celebrities who had been insulted by the show in destroying all the characters of the series so they can cancel Paradise PD for good.
- Hulk Speak: Ron Perlman talks in the third person and uses sightly improper English.
