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The Family

  • A Mistake Is Born: In regards to the boys, Lois and Hals' overactive sex drive has led to, according to the episode "Reese's Party," a "rhythm child, a diaphragm child, a condom child, and two abstinence children!"
    • The final episode shows that Lois is pregnant with a sixth child.
  • All of the Other Reindeer: In one episode, they discover that their entire neighborhood has a block party whenever they go on vacation. Hal is the least hated of them, since his neighbors seem to dislike him only when he is around his wife.
  • Aw, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: It's very much a Sadist Show, but even at their most destructive, there are still frequent moments that remind the audience they are still a family.
  • Badass Family: All have their badass moments. This Dysfunctional Family is composed of Papa Wolf Hal, Action Mom Lois, Boisterous Bruiser Francis, Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass Reese, Badass Bookworm Malcolm, and Chessmaster Dewey. Even Jamie, who is the first child Lois genuinely fears at times despite being a baby, has his moments. The "badass" part equals with the craziness of this family.
  • Butt-Monkey: Bad things happen to all of them in every episode.
  • The Corrupter: They rubbed off their behavior on the uptight Kenarbans in one night. As Malcolm puts it, "I think we’re contagious."
  • Dysfunctional Family: They provide the page image, although the level is more comparable to Big, Screwed-Up Family, unsurprisingly due to the creators wanting to make the worst Dysfunctional Family possible.
  • Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: In early seasons, Teen Genius Malcolm is the Responsible to all his brothers' Foolish, though he has plenty of foolish moments as well. In later seasons, Character Development make Francis and Dewey much more responsible, but it's still played straight with Reese who, even after he Took a Level in Kindness, is still the most foolish and irresponsible of the family.
  • Four-Man Band: The boys serve as this.
  • Jerkass: All of them. Reese is a violent bully, Malcolm is a condescending egotist, Hal regularly puts his own wants and desires ahead of those of his family, Francis was a troublemaking delinquent for most of his life, Dewey is a devious and manipulative Bitch in Sheep's Clothing, and even Jamie is shown stealing, framing his brothers and being an overall asshole, even by toddler standards. The mother of them all is the overbearing and ill-tempered Lois: specific examples are numerous but for simplification, while the entire family is generally disliked by their neighbors, they seem willing to at least tolerate everyone except Lois.
  • Massive Numbered Siblings: The family starts out with four brothers (though Francis frequently lives separately from the family), but the birth of Jamie makes five, which qualifies them for this trope. In the final episode, Lois discovers that she's pregnant again, bumping the number of siblings up to six.
  • Never My Fault: The series finale reveals that they blame their horrible situation on society as a whole Which is why they concocted a complicated plan that would result in Malcolm becoming a president that would care about the plight of families like theirs, rather than the fact they're all self absorbed, destructive, spiteful and somewhat mentally unhinged individuals who can't help but knowingly doing bad things.
  • Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Brainy Malcolm and creative Dewey are the Sensitive Guys. Rebellious Francis and aggressive Reese are the Manly Men.
  • Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: It doesn't matter if they deserve it or which member of the family is being the biggest Jerkass of the episode, all their suffering is Played for Laughs.

Played by: Frankie Muniz

The titular hero and occasional to-the-camera narrator, Malcolm is the middle child in a large, dysfunctional, lower-middle-class family. He also has genius-level I.Q. - but rather than making his life easier, it, in fact, makes it considerably more miserable, thanks to the neurosis he develops and the degrees of separation it instills between him, his family, his peers and society in general. Indeed, most episodes of Malcolm in the Middle revolve around the self-made catastrophes our hero becomes embroiled in. His victories are almost always of the Pyrrhic or bittersweet variety, and more than any other character, he is made to suffer.

As the series progressed, Malcolm developed from being a relatively normal young boy into a considerably more cynical and neurotic individual. Justified firstly by what he endures, and secondly because puberty ensued.

  • Badass Bookworm: Malcolm is very smart and is shown to be nearly as competent a fighter as Reese in some episodes whereas he can be seen to be very vulnerable in some other episodes.
  • Big Brother Bully: While not to the same extent as Reese, Malcolm still takes pleasure in tormenting Dewey.
  • Big Brother Worship: For Francis. Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey all look up to their older brother Francis because he dared to rebel and stand up to their aggressive, domineering mother Lois, while the rest of them are still at home under her control.
  • Brilliant, but Lazy: Being the ultimate subversion of the TV Genius, Malcolm hates being in an advanced class because he has to do twice as much homework as the regular kids when he'd rather be scheming with his brothers, playing games, or watching TV. In one episode, he decides to use his full capabilities to break his teacher's ranking system and outclasses his peers so vastly that they all suffer nervous breakdowns.
  • Brutal Honesty: It's a plot point in one episode where he decides to just hold everything in and stop being brutally honest with people. He becomes more pleasant for a while but he ends up developing a really bad ulcer at the end.
  • Butt-Monkey: "Life is unfair", after all. Bad things never stop happening to him and his family.
  • Crazy Jealous Guy: Becomes suspicious, neurotic and obsessive over his first girlfriend to the point of beating up a foreign exchange student for talking to her. When he realized he was becoming this, he gets her a pager so he could know where she was every second of the day, thinking that would make them be able to trust each other more. She breaks up with him because of this, causing him to have a complete breakdown and arguably leading to the first step of drastic character building which builds up to his higher levels of neuroticism and cynical behavior.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Always, always snidely fuming at everyone and everything. One time he attempted to shut this off so he would stop offending everyone and it only led to him swallowing down so much snark that he wound up hospitalized with a peptic ulcer.
  • Flanderization: Malcolm became more of a whiny jerk as he got older. However, one could argue that this is a justified flanderized character trait as he goes through puberty throughout the various events of the series. He also becomes more cynical and exaggerates his "miserable" situations, often starting arguments with other characters of the main cast or other characters in the general story as observed in the twentieth episode of Malcolm in the Middle when he made a bigger fool of himself.
  • Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: The Teen Genius (Responsible) to Reese's Book Dumb delinquent (Foolish).
  • Gender Bender: He is shown as a Distaff Counterpart version of himself in Lois' imagination in "If Boys Were Girls".
  • Good with Numbers: Incredibly so. His act at a talent fair demonstrates just how good he is: two audience members show Credit Card numbers to Malcolm who then memorizes them within seconds and does math with them. Up to Eleven, he takes crowd suggestions and churns out the answer within a second flat, and everybody looks at him like he's on fire.
  • His Own Worst Enemy: A mild version, but Malcolm self sabotages frequently. This is present even from the first episode when Malcolm strongly resists being put into the gifted class in spite of his obvious high level of intelligence. He later claims he lost all his friends when he was put in the class, but these mysterious friends are never named and other characters say things that indicate he was always smug and neurotic. Until becoming a Krelboyne and meeting Stevie, Lloyd, and Dabney, he doesn't seem to have had many friends. He also creates new problems for himself socially whenever he gets a break, and destroys any chance he has to advance academically. When he has the opportunity to go to the best prep school in the world on a full ride, his father says 'you don't get to leave!' And makes a case for him staying with the family because they need him to solve their collective problems. His decision to stay is admirable in its familial charity, but it's another instance of him sacrificing his own opportunity and happiness because of some hypothetical struggle his family may experience in his absence.
  • Hollywood Dateless: Malcolm has plenty of dates and girlfriends in the show, (though none of these usually last more than one episode), but he's still always referred to as a pathetic loser with no social life.
  • Hypocrite: Biggest one in the family. He has done as many questionable and immoral things as his brothers, but he will be judgmental about the other's behavior when it suits him. In Lois Strikes Back, he tries to stop his mom to prank some girls who humiliated Reese, because it's "wrong". Only in the previous episode before that, he was excited to use Hal's car along with Reese, to prank the school's band practice by spilling pig's blood over them.
  • Inferiority Superiority Complex: While he acts condescending and smug about his intelligence, Malcolm is well aware that his genius intellect makes him an outcast, and is actually insecure as a result.
  • Insufferable Genius: Especially after he Took a Level in Jerkass. Downplayed in the earlier seasons, where Malcolm viewed his intelligence as something that made him a freak and was extremely self-conscious about alienating his friends and family if he demonstrated it. Played straight in later seasons when he shows Smug Snake tendencies often overlapping with his petulance and selfishness.
  • Intelligence = Isolation: Makes this the focus for the first few seasons, before getting past it.
  • It's All About Me: He's extremely self-absorbed, though this was emphasized more due to Flanderization in later episodes.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Shown in many episodes. He can be self-serving, whiny, and hypocritical, but he's also able to be a decent, caring person (even towards his family), depending on his mood.
  • Middle Child Syndrome: Malcolm gets some form of this. He's frequently ignored/abused in favor of the older and younger siblings. Francis once unknowingly ranked all the brothers from most to least liked among them and put Malcolm at the bottom.
  • Money Fetish: Spoofed when Malcolm realized he was rubbing money against his face.
  • Never My Fault: Malcolm puts much, if not all, of the blame on his family for everything wrong in his life.
  • Not So Above It All: He's not always the voice of reason. He often joins his brothers in their antics.
  • Only Sane Man: To his delinquent, dysfunctional family, his impossibly nerdy, neurotic, and socially inept friends, his nasty, petty, stupid neighbors and classmates, and the entirety of the shallow, unappreciative, unfair society around him. Deconstructed, as being this trope for too long and going through too much frustration as a result of his sane-ness turns him cynical and bitter enough for his OSM-cred to start slipping in the last couple of seasons (thought the finale strongly hints that he earns it back once he dares to live up to his potential).
  • Photographic Memory: One episode has him memorizing two credit card numbers within seconds as part of a numbers act, and another has him reciting which items a robber stole from a neighbor's house. Not to mention the first episode demonstrates that he can memorize an entire picture with just a glance.
  • Renaissance Man: Malcolm demonstrates mastery of almost every subject that is thrown at him, from advanced math to mechanical engineering to chemistry to literature to acting - in just the first couple of seasons, when he was still a preteen. In fact, he angsts about not being able to decide what career to pursue, since he excels equally at everything he tries. Subverted in two episodes where he demonstrates how completely inept he is musically, even failing basic music appreciation, causing friction between him and Dewey as it is the one talent he can't seem to master that Dewey did.
  • Smug Snake: Especially in the later seasons as his egotism gets worse and worse.
  • The Snark Knight: A couple episodes try to tackle this directly (with him trying to suppress his desire to grumble and condescend for various reasons) but ends up blowing up in his face (he gave himself an ulcer once by swallowing down too much snark).
  • Stepford Snarker: He does this to hide his insecurity and loneliness over his Dysfunctional Family, the fact that his only peers are sheltered rich nerds who don't understand how poor peoples' lives work, and the fact that almost everyone else ostracizes him for being smart. In his words, "I pretend it doesn't bother me and then lash out at people who don't deserve it."
  • Skewed Priorities: He felt bad about beating up a jerk for WEEKS but felt no guilt when he and Reese were planning on letting a bunch of coyotes MURDER a bunch of innocent cats.
  • Teen Genius: A somewhat realistic one, in that he is not very stereotypically nerdy. He only hangs out with the nerds because other kids find him abrasive and condescending.
  • This Cannot Be!: Malcolm displays this attitude any time he tries to tackle the arts and fails. One of the earlier examples is when he buys a guitar and his mother explains to him that he'll end up returning it, because he takes after her and his mind just doesn't work that way. Although she turns out to be correct (his magnum opus is the melody from a cat food commercial), he doesn't remember this and tries again a few times. He takes a music appreciation class in the expectation that it will be an 'easy A', but it becomes evident that he's totally inept when he fails the first assignment and the teacher writes 'it's obvious you didn't even listen to it' when in fact he did. He's unable to connect emotionally to music or even understand what the music is attempting to provoke in its audience. What would otherwise be seen as basic jealousy toward his brother Dewey, who is a musical savant, seems more like a tantrum when compared to the considerable gifts he already has. It seems that he just can't stand the idea that there's anything he's not good at, and he devalues Dewey's talents as less important (and deafens him temporarily out of vindictiveness). It's partly jealousy but also disbelief that he could fail at something of any value. He seems to appreciate the arts only when he is successful, as he was with dancing, which might have something to do with how he finally appreciates music after recovering his hearing.
  • Too Dumb to Live: He's a genius but, like his brothers, often does moronic things. In a flashback he hangs his head over an open pair of scissors while Reese stands behind him, about to pop a balloon. A cop even calls him out on it after asking him why he didn't call the police instead of trying to dispose of a gun he found.
    Cop: So let me see; you found the gun, didn't tell your father, handled it, hid it inside the house, handled it again to move it and tried to destroy it with a hacksaw. And at no point did you contact the police until after the gun went off?
    Malcolm: Yes.
    Cop: What did you say your I.Q. was?!
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: In later seasons, he became more arrogant, selfish and prone to anger and whininess.
  • Unreliable Narrator: Not exactly a narrator but many of his asides just prove how lacking in self-awareness he is.
  • Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: Sometimes, especially in later seasons, where he becomes more arrogant and whiny.
  • White Sheep: His family routinely refers to him as "the good one" in contrast to his brothers. According to Hal, Malcolm's destructive streak is the only thing that keeps him from suspecting that he was switched at birth.

Played by: Jane Kaczmarek

The unquestioned head of the household, Lois is a very temperamental and overbearing woman. She is this because (to her mind) her borderline uncontrollable sons and scatterbrained husband would destroy themselves otherwise. It is demonstrated frequently that she loves her family more than anything, and would (and does) do anything for them. That she makes their lives a living nightmare is simply an unfortunate necessity.

  • A-Cup Angst: Tells Jamie about her high school insecurities in "Reese vs. Stevie", one of which was stuffing toilet paper in her shirt. She eventually realizes that it was Ida who was making her feel inadequate, not Lois herself.
  • Abusive Parents:
    • Aside from the well known Financial Abuse, she is also implied to be physically abusive, given what Francis commented on what things his brothers should resist in regards to possible methods of extracting who burned her dress, and his being completely unfazed by the tortures a cult puts him through which resulted in their adopting Lois' methods. Of course, then again, given his obvious hatred for his mother, it's possible that he either lied about it or led himself to believe it.
    • She originally intended to subvert it, as she intended to make her household lax of rules specifically because she didn't want to have her children go through the life she herself had to put up with Ida. Unfortunately, Francis as a child proved how faulty that line of thought was when he did several bad things which came to a halt when he attempted to douse his teddy bear with gasoline and set it on fire.
    • Lois herself was abused by her own mother. It is implied to be far, far worse than anything she puts her own kids through, and unlike Lois (who mainly acts this way in order to keep her admittedly rambunctious boys safe), Ida didn't do it to protect Lois, she was just a horrible, spiteful old woman.
  • Action Mom: Not a perfect mom by any means, but she's definitely this. The best example of her badassery is "Lois Strikes Back".
  • Anti-Hero: An Unscrupulous Hero at her best and a Nominal Hero at her worst.
  • Anti-Villain: The "woobie" type, her mother and her first son eventually led her to this.
  • Aw, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: As harsh, abusive and uptight as she is, she really does love her family unconditionally.
  • Berserk Button: Motorcycles, and anything resembling them, are non grata in Lois' house.
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Though viewers almost always see the "Bitch" part, she's very good at hiding her true self from people outside of the family. It's implied that she does this to the department of child services.
  • Character Development:
    • Mostly revealed through flashbacks, it's apparent that she wasn't always such a harsh or abrasive person. In flashbacks, she's shown occupying more traditionally feminine roles - while always opinionated and strong-willed, she was apparently a cheerleader in college when she was dating Hal, and initially was quite sweet and tender about their growing family. Likewise, he was apparently very reckless and self-destructive as a young man, drinking and smoking and getting into fights, but she eventually beat that out of him. Parenting seems to have changed both of their personalities in a noteworthy way, it made Hal bewildered and hapless, whereas it made Lois volatile and vindictive.
    • Later in the series, when she starts examining her parenting and relationships with her children. This is primarily focused on Francis. The first time she acknowledges her negative influence is after her mother is injured and she's leaving Francis to care for her mother, and she apologizes to Francis about not being a good enough mother to him, and that he deserved a more patient parent. She said she hopes she's been a better parent to the other boys, but it's unclear whether she was really worse toward Francis or if she just tends to feel guilty once the child in question starts to fly right. At a later point Piama calls her out, saying "no one is as useless as you think I am!", to which Lois stares for a moment and then agrees. This shows some self-reflection totally lacking in earlier seasons.
  • Control Freak: To the point where a random police officer calls her out on it, along with a Resident Advisor at a school she was visiting with Malcolm, though the RA admitted he was one too.
  • Determinator: After Reese is sent to Afghanistan, she crosses half the earth in order to bring him back home.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Played frequently and famously as a major character flaw, such examples would be in "Evacuation" (she grounds Malcolm for being late home from studying at the library, while insisting on continuing the punishment during a neighborhood-wide evacuation) and "Health Scare" (where Lois grounds Malcolm and Reese for a week for simply tracking mud on the kitchen floor, even after they promised to clean it up, though it's somewhat justified as she was distracted by a potentially terminal condition Hal had).
  • The Dreaded: Easily one of the feared characters of the show, if not the most. Even Francis' classmates at military school seem pretty frightened of her just from hearing stories of her.
  • Establishing Character Moment: In a flashback, she is seen as a meek mother that a young Francis walks all over due to her desperation to not be a horrible mother like her own mother. This continues until she definitively becomes the Lois we know today when she notices Francis playing with lighter fluid and matches.
    Lois: (taking away the matches and a teddy bear Francis spilled fluid on) Fire. Is. Dangerous. (takes the teddy bear and thrusts it into the fireplace, holding it there as it burns) Fire can hurt you. Fire can kill you. I will not let that happen. Let me make one thing clear: I love you, and I will do whatever I have to to take care of you and keep you safe, and happy, and alive. I don't care if you grow up to hate me, but you will understand this: I. Will. Do. Anything. That is how much I love you.
  • Evil Matriarch: She does have her moments, but it's nowhere near the level of her own mother.
  • Freudian Excuse:
    • Her mother was herself an Abusive Parent, ultimately reflecting what Lois would grow up to become.
    • For Francis directly, it's revealed a fair amount of her resentment towards him was due to being stuck in the hospital unable to care for him when he was born, and feeling rejected after finding out he was perfectly fine and oblivious to her absence when she came back. She made some attempts afterward to still maintain a gentle bond with Francis, but as he became more of a terror, she embittered into the matriarch of today that made damn well sure he (and his siblings afterward) knew precisely her role in his life.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: She's easily provoked and often yells at her kids. Then again, being the mother of four rambunctious and rebellious boys will do that to any mom.
  • Happily Married: With Hal. For all their differences and dysfunction, they genuinely do love one another and are supportive of each other. They're even shown to have a pretty active and passionate sex life.
  • Hypocrite:
    • In the episode she gets Malcolm a job at her store, in a variety of different ways. Malcolm calls her out on it repeatedly given how strict and principled she is at home, but she is utterly remorseless about it, spinning it as him learning harsh lessons about life.
    • In "Grandma Sues", she blows a fuse when her kids are upset about the new baby when she and Hal were just as upset.
  • Jerkass: The biggest one in the family, mainly in the form of being an Abusive Parent.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Despite this, it is shown that she does love her sons at the end of the day; they're just a handful to deal with at times.
  • Karma Houdini: Usually gets away with her immoral actions.
  • Karma Houdini Warranty: There are other times (i.e. "Evacuation") where she gets her comeuppance, usually when her Control Freak nature finally comes back to bite her in the butt. In "Jury Duty", despite the fact that she and all of the other members of the jury believed the defendant was guilty, Lois forced the other jurors to look at every single piece of evidence. This, in turn, caused a member who before voted guilty to vote innocent based on nothing other than the defendant went to church.
  • Karmic Trickster: In "Lois Strikes Back", after Reese gets pranked by a band of Alpha Bitches, Lois briefly turns into a Vigilante Woman and torments the girls to the point that they lose the things they cherished the most, e.g. a girl named Kristin having her hair shaved off due to getting gum on her head.
  • Knight Templar Parent: For all that she gets exasperated by her sons' antics, she will make you suffer if you harm a hair on their heads.
  • Lack of Empathy: Towards Malcolm, to some extent. Which explains Reese's callous nature.
  • Mama Bear: She's overbearing, bossy and manipulative, but if you know what's good for you then you won't harm a hair on her sons' heads. She once ripped off her boss' wig for insulting Dewey.
  • Manipulative Bitch: The only one who is better than her at manipulating the family is probably Dewey.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: She and Hal have this dynamic. She's the harsh and authoritative one while Hal is much more wimpy and sensitive.
  • My Beloved Smother: Lois treats Malcolm (and only Malcolm, much to his frustration) this way. Her attempts to help him reach his full potential run the gamut from embarrassing (see "Malcolm Visits College") to insane (see the quote below):
    "When I pick you a wife, I'll let her give you your precious space."
  • Not So Above It All: Sometimes she ignores or condones the rest of her family's behavior because it benefits her. Like the time the boys framed Craig for a motorbike injury and Lois let them do it to get him out of their house.
  • Oblivious to Love: Lois was oblivious to Craig's obvious crush on her during the first few seasons.
  • Parental Favoritism: Somewhat, towards Reese. She explains that this is because she knows Malcolm is smart enough to get out of difficult situations and Reese is the one who needs help. It is also implied that her ongoing grudge with Francis will never end, and she knows that no matter what, things will always work out for Dewey.
  • Pitbull Dates Puppy: The "Pitbull" in her relationship with Hal.
  • Politically Incorrect Hero: Her hero status depends on the episode, but she has made more than her share of remarks that wouldn't go over well with some people.
    • Called her sons "Aborigines" when they misbehaved at a water park.
    • Told Malcolm he would be able to "change the mind" of a girl who was a lesbian.
    • Was annoyed Hal's black friends weren't offended by a standee she found racist.
  • Psychopathic Womanchild: Considering how frequently she throws a temper tantrum.
  • Right for the Wrong Reasons: She's usually right about something but her line of reasoning for something being wrong is that things can't be that way because that would require her doing something wrong.
  • Sanity Slippage: Happens in the "Reese Joins the Army" trilogy, but gets over with it at the end of the second part.
  • Sociopathic Hero: Depending on the episode and how much she is being sociopathic at the moment.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: In the earlier seasons she's still a hardass, but it's more of her doing whatever it takes to raise the boys (who aren't exactly angels themselves), as her flashbacks to raising Francis show that she was originally trying to be much less controlling and demanding, to no avail. However, as the series went on, she started to become more and more of a Jerkass for no reason. Especially when Malcolm started to work with her.
  • Tsundere: Type A. She's mostly aggressive with only some calm and friendly moments every now and then.
  • The Un-Favourite: Ida always liked Susan better, and Victor once told Hal he could do better than Lois.
  • The Unfettered: She will do anything to make sure the ones she loves will not be hurt, even if they grow to hate her. In a rare case of ruthless prioritizing even among her own family, she on one occasion flatly explains that she'd abandon Malcolm to save Reese—her reasoning being that since Malcolm is a natural genius, he'd do fine without Lois' help, while Reese would be completely screwed without Lois' protection.
  • Verbal Tic: Tends to use the word "always" a lot. Susan calls her out on this.

Played by: Bryan Cranston

Malcolm's father and Lois' obsessive, slightly unstable husband. Easily distracted and prone to extremely vocal breakdowns, episodes frequently center around his fly-by-night obsessions, which are mostly attempts to break out of the mundanity and squalor of his day-to-day life. He is devoted to Lois, and delegates all of the running of the household to her.

  • Action Dad: He has his moments when the occasion calls for such.
  • Ambiguous Disorder: Hal is very immature for a middle-aged father, quite paranoid, and capricious. Whatever his issue is, he can relate to Dewey's mentally impaired friend Chad (whose parents are planning on committing him) enough to know how to calm him down during one of his episodes. Dewey's response?
    Dewey (to Hal): So, how crazy are you?
  • Angrish: Hal is reduced to furious incoherence on a few memorable occasions.
  • Babies Ever After: Confirmed in the finale, much to his chagrin.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: Both Dewey and Hal also pull this off.
  • Bumbling Dad: Very much so, but it's made much more palatable by averting Women Are Wiser, as his wife Lois is considerably flawed in her own right.
  • Butt-Monkey: Things never seem to work out for him.
  • Chubby Chaser: While Lois is pregnant with their youngest son, Hal discovers a strange fascination with his wife gaining weight. Until the end of the episode, he purposefully makes Lois gain weight while she is trying to lose it. This is mostly Played for Laughs, but it is kinda sick.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: For example, when he and Craig Feldspar are obsessed with an arcade dance competition, Lois reminds him that can pursue this as far as he wants as long as he follows the rules he has agreed on with her in the past, such as that he has to continue to remain employed and she gets to freeze their joint checking account for the duration of his obsession.
  • Competition Freak: To go along with his manias, Hal will bust his ass and drive himself half mad trying to be the best at them, whether it's jogging the fastest, winning a board game, or having nicer yard ornaments. And when he finally wins, he will rub it in and then some.
  • Conspiracy Theorist: Hal appears to believe that there are hundreds of subtle ways governments are keeping the middle-class like him in check. His Kid Charlemagne radio persona takes this Up to Eleven.
  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: He may be dimwitted, inept and often times irresponsible but he has his moments.
  • Dark and Troubled Past: In "Billboard", a woman reveals to Lois that years ago, Hal faked his death and blew up a phone booth in order to get out of paying her some money he owed her.
  • Determinator: Even after having been injured in a car crash, strapped to a stretcher completely immobilized, and heavily sedated, he slinks out of the stretcher and runs back home (and even straps himself to the front of a truck to get home faster) because Lois was giving birth. Subverted when it turns out to simply be a hallucination, while he is really out cold in a hospital bed.
  • Financial Abuse: Towards Malcolm.
    • Hal and Lois intercept a $10,000 college grant for Malcolm, and while thinking of ways to use the money for themselves, Lois blows it all on an antique dollhouse in a moment of temporary insanity. They both sell off and scrimp whatever they can to replace it, which ends up being nowhere near the original amount. True to his family roots, Malcolm blows it on fancy senior pictures, since he botched his school one.
    • At one point, Lois and Hal find out that since Malcolm tests so high on college aptitude tests, some credit card companies offer him free cards and accounts. Malcolm has enough sense to not use them. Hal then steals the cards to pay for a family skiing trip, without Malcolm's knowledge or permission, which he clearly never intends to pay back. And he'll never be able to pay it off. Since the charges were fraudulent, Malcolm isn't liable. His father, however, could go to jail for that stunt.
  • Happily Married: Despite the fact that he tends to be a Henpecked Husband and she's a Control Freak, Hal and Lois are this, genuinely supporting, loving, and respecting each other. Notably, in a media world that often sends up parents living in dead bedrooms, they're shown to openly have an (extremely) active sex life.
  • Henpecked Husband: Lois is pretty clearly the one in charge in their marriage. However, Lois doesn't boss him around for fun, just to make sure that nobody ends up in prison, the hospital, or the morgue. In episodes that have Lois going out of town without the family, he does things like tear down the outer wall of their bedroom, or build a killer robot with a laser-guided bee cannon.
  • Jerkass Ball: Sometimes holds the ball by putting his own desires over everyone else.
  • Large Ham: Probably the hammiest member of the family, if not the entire show.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: He has been victim to this at least twice. Once where his earlier claim that the nads were easy pickings when playing basketball with his sons resulted in him being hit in the crotch, another time was in the episode, Red Dress. He ended up burning Lois's red dress that she intended to wear for their anniversary. As a consequence, he ended up having his anniversary dinner all by himself while waiting for Lois, and presumably burn the house while completely drunk in Lois and the boys' absence. It meant that presumably he'd be busted for both the fires and not telling Lois.
  • Like Father, Like Son: Malcolm has his neurotic tendencies, Dewey has his eccentric natutre and Reese and Francis has his recklessness.
  • Manchild: Will often pursue silly hobbies and tends to get on easy with the boys due to his manic and energetic perspnality.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: He and Lois have this dynamic. She's the harsh and authoritative one while Hal is much more wimpy and sensitive.
  • Naked People Are Funny: Quite frequently seen in his underwear or naked for this reason.
  • Nice Guy: While he can be short-sighted, impulsive and childishly selfish, Hal is a well-meaning and loving family man and generally harbors no ill will towards anyone.
  • Nervous Wreck: He's easily stressed out to the point of panicking over the simplest things.
  • Obliquely Obfuscated Occupation: His exact job is somewhat vague though it is known that he works for a large corrupt company and works out of a cubicle. He views it as unimportant and notes he could be replaced easily.
  • One-Hour Work Week: Mostly averted, though he is later revealed to have not worked on a Friday in fifteen years. Possibly justified by how corrupt the company is and unimportant Hal's contribution is.
  • Papa Wolf: In the episode dealing with an alternate timeline where Lois had daughters instead of sons, Hal, although overweight, is also extremely protective of his daughters, although his daughters aren't appreciative of his efforts.
  • Pitbull Dates Puppy: The "Puppy" in his relationship with Lois.
  • Screams Like a Little Girl: Frequently bolts out a high-pitched scream when something goes wrong.
  • Token White: He's the token white friend to Abe and his poker buddies, as well as the token poor, but only the latter is directly addressed.
  • What You Are in the Dark: You can make a drinking game out of how many times that Hal fails this. In the second episode, "Red Dress," he burns Lois's dress by accident and doesn't tell her, letting his three sons take the fall. He also has helped the boys ditch school to see a NASCAR race, cheated at battle bots, and spent the day at a Porsche dealership rather than going to work.

Played by: Christopher Kennedy Masterson

The oldest of Hal and Lois' sons, Francis is a conniving delinquent who spends almost all of the series away from home - first at military school, then in Alaska, then at a Midwestern ranch. Episodes frequently split between Malcolm and whatever Francis is up to, making him a kind of star of a show-within-the-show. Similarly to Malcolm, Francis is quite smart and warm when he wants to be and even honorable up to a point, but is incredibly self-destructive and obsessed with one-upping his mother.

  • Advertised Extra: In the last two seasons he's always credited as a main character, but only appears in 11 out of 44 episodes.
  • Aesop Amnesia: In season 6, after being fired from the Grotto, he's back to the way he was during the first few seasons.
  • Anti-Role Model: His brothers idolize him, despite him being a messed up (former) delinquent. Reese, who looks up to Francis, could have gotten his delinquent tendencies from him.
  • Big Brother Instinct: In line with Hypocritical Heartwarming, he establishes in Season 1 that only he can mess with his siblings. When Lois busts him for "undermining my authority" to save his brothers from getting tortured in "Red Dress", he points out that she's spending her anniversary obsessing over a dress rather than going to the restaurant with Hal. This allows Lois to save the night and forgive her sons, especially when it turns out that they really didn't burn her dress.
  • Big Brother Bully: He admits to Dewey that he tortured Reese and Malcolm, stole their toys, locked them in a closet, and apparently cut Reese on the shoulder deep enough to leave a scar with a Bayonet.
  • Big Brother Mentor: He assumes this role more throughout the series, though he can still have his Big Brother Bully moments from time to time.
  • Calling the Old Man Out: Frequently rebels against and insults Lois, and it is heavily implied that it is for no other reason than just to spite her.
    • His female equivalent, Frances, is similar, although her hate is more directed towards her dad, blaming him for none of her marriages working out.
    • His obsession with doing this to Lois is well illustrated in the episode "Bowling", which follows two versions of the same night. One of the differences between the nights is that, when Francis calls and asks for some money, he gets a different parent in each. He asks the same question the same way for both, gets the same basic answer from both (though Lois' is a bit more polite about it), but only blows up at Lois.
  • Character Development: He becomes a lot more responsible as the series progress. A very notable example is in the season 4 premiere "Zoo". In the episode, his and Piama's road trip across America results in them meeting a German couple named Otto and Gretchen who offer Francis a job at their dude ranch. One of the hands reveals that they don't do any work but get still get paid handsomely and tries to get Francis to join in on taking advantage of Otto's kindness. However, instead of taking that offer, something he would've done back in season 1, Francis refuses to let Otto be played for a fool after he was kind in giving him a steady job and has the Ranch hand fired while he starts work at the Ranch. In fact, many later episodes deal with how he fights his insane impulses (like when he warned Reese against collecting toilet rings from a dump like he did as a teen but ended up trying to beat Reese's record). By the end, he is married and in a stable office job that, unlike Hal, he likes. It's possible though that Hal did like his job when he was the same age as Francis, but grew to resent it.
  • The Chew Toy: Especially in earlier seasons, he gets some very humiliating and painful punishment in most episodes.
  • Cool Big Bro: He's seen this way by Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey.
  • Enfant Terrible: In the episode "Lois Fights Jamie", in flashback form, we learn that Francis was absolutely horrible as a toddler (it probably wasn't helped by the fact that Lois kept feeding him chocolate all the time either). Probably the worst act he committed was using the last of the china to pour a flammable substance (lighter fluid) onto his teddy bear, and then set it on fire, which also resulted in Lois becoming the mother she currently is. It's also hinted that Lois' attempt at loving Francis (by placing the already burning teddy bear in the fireplace, burning her hand in the process) was a painful memory for him, given his reaction when he tells Lois this.
  • Everyone Has Standards: He refused to fight against his boss, Lavernia, because she is a woman — until she ended up mocking his mother (or rather, insinuated he was a momma's boy). He then fights back and the fight ended with a draw.
  • Fourth Date Marriage: He and Piama knew each other a very short time before getting married. Slightly deconstructed when there are several moments where they wonder whether their relationship can work out, but ultimately they remain together.
  • For Want of a Nail: In Lois's Imagine Spot of him as a girl, it's revealed that "Frances" got married young due to getting knocked up and blames Hal for the things wrong in her life.
  • Gender Bender: In the episode where Lois imagines if his four sons were girls. Notably, Christopher also plays girl Francis while his brothers all got different actresses to portray them.
  • Generation Xerox: In the final episode, it turns out that Francis' life has turned out very similar to Hal's. Including being an Enfant Terrible, having lackluster parents (Hal's dad was worse than Lois and Hal), and the Fourth Date Marriage.
  • For the Evulz: Francis basically committed his delinquent behavior either to spite his mother (who told him not to do them) or just for the heck of it. In one episode, Francis has Malcolm and Reese attempt to determine who is the "better brother" by having them do his chores and schoolwork. When they realize that getting the other brother grounded is a much more effective way to win than doing Francis' chores, Francis notices this and finds it equally as amusing. The kicker is that Francis reneges and takes a girl he just met instead.
  • Happily Married: The series finale shows that Francis remains this way with Piama.
  • Hates Their Parent: To say that Francis resents Lois would be a vast understatement. Any comment that's even remotely kind to her will get you chewed out, and he'll often bend logic to "prove" that she's responsible for anything and everything wrong in his life.
  • High School Hustler: Used to be a scheming student who is rebellious towards authority figures, and is still this in military school.
  • Hypocritical Heartwarming: He may pick on his brothers, but he makes it clear that no one else, not even Lois, has the right to do so. In "Red Dress," he gives them advice on how to withstand their mother's torture and defuses the situation by pointing out that Lois is spending her anniversary obsessing over a dress.
  • Jerkass Has a Point: While it's no excuse for his behavior, about 80% of the time his criticism of the family's dysfunctional dynamic is correct. Which is more often than even the show gives him credit for.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Even during his academy days he does some genuinely nice things despite his delinquent nature (such as sticking up for another student when Spangler comes down too hard on him for a minor dress code infraction, trying to win back the TV through an organized hunger strike, and even cheering up Spangler himself when he got too drunk to meet Oliver North). He eventually emancipated himself and became a generally nice person (although he seemed to go back on being a Jerkass after he got fired from the dude ranch).
  • I Just Want to Be Normal: In the finale, he's working a dead-end career as a wage slave in an office somewhere. And he loves it.
  • Lack of Empathy: As evidenced in the Big Brother Bully trope, he did several heinous things, and he implies that this is what being a good brother is all about. Also, he does very terrible and destructive things during his revolts against his parents and is implied to have absolutely no remorse for any people he hurts as a result, and he actually ends up in emotional pain when he has to tell Lois how much she actually shaped his life in a memory that should be a pretty heartwarming memory.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: Suffers the consequences of his actions regularly.
  • Never My Fault:
    • He tries to pin (almost) all of his faults on his mother. In fact, he was legitimately stumped when his C.O. told him to think of one thing that he did wrong that he doesn't blame on his mother. The only time he actually did admit to wrongdoing without blaming his mother or anyone else was when he admitted that it was his fault that his brothers turned out the way they did.
    • In the final season we discover that he's a recovering alcoholic and that he has been blaming Lois for his problems in his AA meetings. Then Piama accidentally reveals that Francis is not a drunk but that he's just using AA to vent and Lois gives him a rare form of a "The Reason You Suck" Speech. She tells him that he needs to grow up and stop blaming his mistakes on her or on the alcohol, and leaves him to take a look at himself in the mirror, which he does... Until he sees Piama in the reflection, then he starts blaming her.
    • This trope comes full circle in that the majority of at least Malcolm and Reese's personality problems are most likely copied from him, not necessarily because of anything Hal and Lois did.
  • Only Sane Man: Shows shades of this in Alaska when he's the only one thinking there's more to life than drunken revelry... and stolen totem poles.
  • Out of Focus: In the last two seasons, only appearing in 7 episodes of season six and 4 episodes of season seven.
  • Rebellious Spirit: He has an utter disdain for authority and lives life solely by his rules, which puts him at extreme odds with Lois.
  • Ridiculous Procrastinator: Resorts to making bugs race each other and completely unraveling his shirt to put off having to do his share of a history project. His partner even has to take a soda can away from his because of how easily he is distracted.
  • Screams Like a Little Girl: Francis sounds pretty shrill and rattled when he's screaming.
  • Too Dumb to Live: Shown in a flashback throwing a knife up in the air then extending his hand out to catch it.
  • Too Kinky to Torture: While attending military school, he was forced into a hazing ritual by the other students. None of their humiliations or scare tactics had any effect on him. He cites that being on the receiving end of Lois' child raising-tactics is the reason for this. The students then decide to use Lois for inspiration.
  • Troubling Unchildlike Behaviour: As a toddler, Francis attempted to douse his teddy bear with gasoline and then set it on fire before Lois intervened. Later, as a child, he had locked his parents out of the car while his mom was going into labor, and he also frequently tortured his brothers, stole their toys, locked them in a closet, and at one point scarred Reese with a bayonet.
  • Wouldn't Hit a Girl: Played straight, then subverted. He refused to fight against his boss, Laverina, because she was a woman. Until she insulted his mother (or rather implied that he was a momma's boy), causing him to fight back.

Played by: Justin Berfield

Reese is the second oldest of Hal and Lois' sons. Easily the stupidest and most violent of the clan, he fills in as dumb muscle or a sucker for Malcolm and Dewey's schemes... or he bullies the hell out of them, as he sees fit. Although Reese always had an idiot puppy kind of charm, as the series progressed he developed from being a moronic fall guy into a slightly more nuanced and likable character.

  • Ambiguously Bi: Reese has many girlfriends and crushes, but also shows a certain... interest in his own sex.
  • Anti-Hero: Starts off as a Nominal Hero, being a vicious bully. Character Development sees him becoming more of an Unscrupulous Hero
  • Big Brother Bully: He bullies Malcolm and especially Dewey for most of the show, although Malcolm gives as much as he receives and joins in with bullying Dewey.
  • Big Brother Instinct: He beats up anyone who insults or makes fun of Malcolm at school. See Hypocritical Heartwarming.
  • Big Brother Worship: For Francis. Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey all look up to their older brother Francis because he dared to rebel and stand up to their aggressive, domineering mother Lois, while the rest of them are still at home under her control.
  • Book Dumb:
    • He's shown, more often than not, to be an ingenious planner, and it's sometimes implied that he's much smarter than he looks, but just doesn't apply himself.
      Malcolm: It's weird. Reese is one of the worst students at the school, but he's invented like fifty games, and they're all fun.
    • He once intentionally got 0% on a 50 question True/False quiz. This is just as difficult as getting 100%. However, he did do it the hard way i.e. working out the right answer, then putting down the wrong answer, instead of just giving no answer.
    • Hal had this to say when he formed an elaborate plan of vengeance against a garbage truck driver who'd been at odds with Hal:
      Hal: Son, if you could just apply this kind of focus and determination to your schoolwork... oh, that ship has sailed.
  • Break Them by Talking: Instantly turns sad when reminded that he has no friends.
  • Brilliant, but Lazy: He's good at cooking and as noted above on Book Dumb, he can have a sharp mind for planning out schemes and general creativity, but doesn't want to do anything with school. He seems to be very content with being a janitor.
  • Bruiser with a Soft Center: His sensitive side was always there, but it becomes more obvious in later episodes.
  • The Bully: In early seasons, Reese often tortures his younger brothers and is a violent, feared bully even at school. It becomes a plot point in the episode "Bully" when he temporarily decides to become nicer, but without Reese as the "head bully", an Evil Power Vacuum ensues and the school descends into total anarchy with dozens of wannabe bullies jockeying for his position.
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: For all his quirks, he is a good chef.
  • Butt-Monkey: Even more than Malcolm. Although, considering that he's a brainless, obnoxious bully and very mean to everyone, he deserves it most of the time.
  • Chaotic Stupid: But explicitly not Stupid Evil. He's generally an idiot with few inhibitions and sees no problem in doing something For the Evulz, but he's morally against doing anything that's just unjustifiably cruel. For example, when an ice cream truck refused to sell anything during a Heat Wave, Reese calls the owner "pure evil".
  • Character Development: Early in the series, he's just a Dumb Muscle Jerkass with a rather excessive Lack of Empathy (he even has to be told he has that lack of empathy because he's so incapable of seeing it himself). Later on, while not exactly smarter, he gets a bit nicer and his bullying tendencies are actually toned down. He seems more socially adjusted and is able to carry on normal conversations without coming off as a sociopath. He also seems to get along with his brothers a little better later on and is somewhat more open-minded (for instance he attempts to embrace religion for a little while).
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Became this in later seasons after Character Development. One episode has Malcolm prepare a stunt for him as he's filmed to be featured on a website, and he's happy about it.
  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: His battle strategy during his stint in the army is proof enough of that.
  • The Ditz: After Malcolm give him a book report guaranteed to be an A, his (then) girlfriend, Alison, realizes that she forgot to do hers, lamenting on how she can't afford another F. Reese's solution? Tearing the report in half, ensuring that "now [they'll] both get Cs".
  • The Dreaded: Was this in his school. The only reason Malcolm's smart mouth hasn't gotten him beaten up yet was because everyone was scared of his violent Knight Templar Big Brother Reese. When Reese temporarily stops being violent, a lot of classmates turn against Malcolm.
  • Dumbass Teenage Son: To quote his own mother: "some people have book smarts, some people have street smarts, you have neither."
  • Dumb Muscle: Despite his skinny appearance, he's violent and aggressive enough to be the most feared bully in his school, at least in early seasons. Played even more straight as his actor grew, the guy clearly liked to work out.
  • Everyone Has Standards:
    • He's a bully, but, he being the "alpha-bully" he declared the disabled Stevie off-limits for bullies (including himself unless Stevie partakes on the abuse of his own volition). In fact, making sure the other bullies respected his standards eventually became his reason to retain his alpha-bully status.
    • Even when he finally snaps and decides to beat up Stevie because he keeps humiliating him, Reese completely numbs and weakens his own legs to make it a fair fight. Unfortunately, Stevie isn't above taking advantage of this.
    • While he makes other nerds do his homework for him, he doesn't want to interfere with their weekends and apparently protects the nerds who work for him from the other bullies.
    • When Richie (one of Francis' deadbeat friends) encourages him to embezzle, he does the right thing and sneaks the money right back into the register. Malcolm was surprised by this, he even asks Reese if he did take the money.
  • Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: The Foolish to Malcolm's Responsible. He's a dimwitted bully while Malcolm is the more resourceful and considerate genius.
  • For Want of a Nail: In an Imagine Spot where Lois imagines him as a girl, Renee is a catty Bitch in Sheep's Clothing and slept with a guy on whom his sister Mallory had a crush. She gets pregnant, and the boy offers to marry her to help raise the kid. Unsurprisingly, Lois and Mallory are shocked by this development.
  • For the Evulz: He likes to cause chaos and destruction just for the fun of it.
  • Friendless Background: While everyone in the family is heavily disliked by most people, Reese is the only one with no friends at all throughout the show. The only exception is Abby, his former female army buddy who appears in an episode named "Army Buddy".
  • Gender Bender: The female counterpart of him that Lois imagined in one episode was a shallow Alpha Bitch who also was pregnant.
  • Genius Ditz: He's Book Dumb, but he's very creative and a great chef.
  • Good Feels Good: He genuinely enjoyed setting up a date between residents in a nursing home.
  • Hearing Voices: He has mentioned hearing voices on more than one occasion. One time, he told Dewey that the voices are not his friend, and another time he comments about how the voice in his head that tells him to do stupid things was getting quieter while the one that tells him not to do stupid and dangerous things is getting louder.
  • Hidden Depths:
    • He's secretly ashamed that he can't do math.
    • When Malcolm and Stevie are doing a difficult project and Reese asks if he can help, Malcolm puts him down as usual. Reese angrily questions why Malcolm always treats him like he can't do anything when he was just trying to be helpful — a rare insightful moment from Reese.
    • He's actually quite capable of applying himself academically when away from his family's influence, earning an A on a school assignment in "Reese's Apartment". Subverted when we find out Reese still doesn't know finance or how to do laundry.
  • Hollywood Dateless: Like Malcolm, he is a "loser" who is supposedly not well liked by anyone, but manages to have several short term girlfriends during later seasons.
  • Hypocritical Heartwarming: He mocks and beats up Malcolm and bullies Dewey all the time, but if anyone else calls them names or tries to pick on them, he takes it as his duty to kick the offender's ass in retaliation.
  • Insufferable Imbecile: Not only is Reese the dumbest of Malcolm's brothers, he's also the most violent, derives enjoyment from others' pain, and doesn't even know what "empathy" is.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: While he started off as the biggest Jerkass in seasons 1 and 2 - citing physically assaulting Dewey as his favorite activity - he got better in the later seasons, as he even mentions a voice getting louder that's telling him not to do stupid things.
  • Kiddie Kid: In the later seasons, especially with regards to school and authority figures in general. Despite being over a year older than Malcolm, in many contexts, he seems like Malcolm's several-years-younger brother.
  • Knight Templar Big Brother: He will attack any other student who dares to insult Malcolm at school. Malcolm finds this out in early season 1, and it later becomes a plot point in a season 2 episode, where Malcolm finds himself in trouble without his brother's protection.
  • Lack of Empathy: In a cooking contest, despite being the clear winner, he joyfully sabotages the other contestant's dishes For the Evulz.
    Lois: How would you feel if you were that woman whose quiche you salted?
    Hal: Reese, do you know what empathy is? Empathy is putting yourself in other people's shoes so you can feel what they do. If you hurt someone, empathy makes you hurt as well.
    Reese: Then why would you want empathy?
  • Loving Bully: Reese tries this with a girl he has a crush on, and then doesn't understand why she hates him as a result. Not surprising, since bullying is his go-to approach for everything.
  • Morality Pet: For Lois, at times. She explains that this is because she knows Malcolm is smart enough to get out of difficult situations and Reese is the one who needs help.
  • Pet the Dog: He helps Stevie flirt with a girl that he wanted to get with, only because it let him lie about something. It's implied he was doing it so he could watch them fool around.
  • Platonic Life-Partners: With his army buddy, Abby. The thought of dating her disgusts him.
  • The Prankster: A lot of his bullying comes off as this.
  • Real Men Cook: He's quite good at it too.
  • The Sociopath: Especially in the earlier seasons where he shows no remorse for his deeds.
  • Supreme Chef: Would have won the cook-off hands-down if he hadn't decided to cheat anyway. And let's not forget his Thanksgiving spread.
  • Token Evil Teammate: While the whole family does some bad things and acted amoral at times, Reese is the delinquent of the family and that trait makes him easily the worst (it's very possible he could have gotten this from his older brother, who is also a bit of a delinquent and who Reese looks up to).
  • Too Dumb to Live: His bread and butter. Dewey claims, "He almost killed himself with Bisquick once."
  • Took a Level in Dumbass: He always had below average intelligence, but as time went on, it went from failing school to his homework being mistaken for something Jamie made.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: He starts to be a more decent person in later seasons. He actually describes a voice that has been getting louder telling him not to do stupid or cruel things.
  • Troll: Tends to ruin peoples' lives just for kicks.
  • The Unfavorite: Impressively averted. Despite Reese being a delinquent, stupid, slacking D-student who causes more trouble than all his siblings combined (which is saying something), Lois doesn't treat him any worse than she treats Malcolm, the family prodigy. In fact, when a Sadist Teacher tries to blackmail her by claiming she'd never risk Malcolm's reputation to save Reeses', rather than dismiss Reese for being a failure, Lois claims she would throw Malcolm under the bus for Reese in a heartbeat — because Malcolm can always take care of himself, while Reese needs to be protected. The sadist teacher's skepticism is destroyed when Lois' firstborn Francis suddenly shows up and begs her to be let back in.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: With Malcolm, eventually. As much as they treat each other like crap very often, they can genuinely loving towards each other.
  • We Want Our Jerk Back: When he temporarily gives up bullying, the resultant Evil Power Vacuum makes everyone's lives ten times worse.
  • Would Hit a Girl:
    • His response to wrestling a girl for a tournament was "I get to beat up a girl. Cool." She hands him his ass.
    • Averted in one episode where he refuses to hit a little girl who continually bites him. He even points out that she is using this to her advantage.

Played by: Erik Per Sullivan

Dewey is the youngest of Hal and Lois' sons - at least until Jamie comes along. Dewey is a quiet, devious and a rather spooky character who is frequently underestimated (or flat out ignored) by the rest of his family. He became slightly less weird and more assertive as the series went on.

  • Annoying Younger Sibling: To Malcolm and Reese, mostly in early seasons. They both hate spending time with him and see Dewey as a nuisance.
  • Apple of Discord: Spends an entire episode asking seemingly-innocuous questions to Hal and the other buddies in his acapella group (e.g. "How come you're always in the back?") that immediately breed anger and resentment to the point that they temporarily disband. He also does the same thing to a pair of dancers, who are later seen arguing in the background.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: He's nicer than his brothers, but he's much more devious.
  • Big Brother Worship: For Francis (well, sort of. They barely interacted before he was deported to Military School, so he doesn't have as much personal worship as Malcolm and Reese) and he generally likes him more because he never bullied him as much as Malcolm and Reese did.
  • Big Eater: Especially when it comes to candy.
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: He's possibly the most devious family member.
  • Butt-Monkey: In early seasons he gets bullied a lot by Reese (and sometimes Malcolm joins in with bullying Dewey). Averted in later seasons where he's probably the only character who is not a Butt-Monkey.
  • Calling the Old Man Out: He frequently manages to get revenge against Hal and Lois whenever they neglect him or treat him unfairly. Hal forgot his birthday led to Dewey publicly shaming him in front of every single attendee at a Bridal Expo. Lois saying she couldn't get a vital component to a science experiment (which led to Dewey failing) resulted in Dewey Gaslighting her. And for the most part, he actually gets away with it.
  • Character Development: Undergoes this more than any other character (with the possible exception of Francis). Over the course of the series, he evolves from a ditzy Cloudcuckoolander with an overactive imagination into a Wise Beyond His Years child prodigy who is just as smart as (if not more than) Malcolm. Justified, given that he ages through the most critical period of child development during the time course of the series (going from a pre-adolescent child in the pilot to a young teenager in the finale).
  • The Chessmaster: He shows shades of this in later seasons.
  • Child Prodigy: He's a musical genius, and was able to build a functioning pipe organ out of household junk when Hal wouldn't buy him one. He also is shown to have a talent for magic, even performing his own magic show in front of a shopping mall which raked him over a thousand dollars.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Early in the series. Comes back a couple of times in later seasons when he loses himself in his own fantasies while telling stories to Jamie. Also, when Hal opens up a hair boutique in the kitchen, he arranges to keep the hair.
  • Creepy Child: He always has shades of this throughout the show, due to his slightly manipulative ways. Justified when you look at his older brothers.
  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Not a moron, but certainly weird. And he can definitely bring his A-Game when needed.
  • Deadpan Snarker: After Character Development, he starts becoming more sarcastic.
  • Deliberately Cute Child: Malcolm and his brothers often accuse Dewey of being this.
  • Ditzy Genius: Dewey is known for his quirky Cloudcuckoolander behavior, but he's later revealed to be almost as intelligent as Malcolm.
  • Dumbass No More: While never really dumb, in early seasons he was a naive Cloudcuckoolander and never implied to be a genius. In later seasons, he's as smart as Malcolm.
  • Evil Twin: The B-Plot of "Malcolm's Girlfriend" had Reese get mad at a guy with a muscle car that was speeding through the neighborhood and being jealous that people randomly gave Dewey money for no reason. When Reese discovers that Dewey had been getting the credit, and money, for another kid's good deeds, he conjures a plan to exploit the fact that Dewey looks almost identical to the other kid. For their first act of vandalism, Dewey fills up the guy's muscle car with cement and Reese blames it on the other kid. Wanting to replicate the success of that prank, Reese comes up with a list of things they could do to blame the other kid for while getting none of the blame. Dewey reveals the scam to his "twin" and the guy in muscle car, who gets some payback on Reese.
  • For the Evulz: One episode has him use mind games to tear apart two different bands before they perform in a concert because he was bored.
  • For Want of a Nail: In the Imagine Spot where Lois imagines him as a girl, her name is Denise. She's relatively the best of the "daughters" in that she hasn't slept with guys to spite her sisters but is still catty and passive-aggressive. When Lois tries to say as girls they should be better, Denise shuts her down by saying that they all have more power to manipulate her.
  • Guile Hero: He doesn't need strength to win, just simple mind games and manipulation.
  • Hidden Depths: He demonstrates a surprising talent at the game of table skittles (swinging a little ball on a chain to knock down a set of nine pins), but only at home. As soon as Hal takes him to a convention to show him off, he can't play worth squat.
  • Ignored Epiphany: Tried to explain one to Reese and Malcolm in "Buseys Run Away". After finally being put in a normal classroom, Dewey lacks the drive to commit heinous pranks with his brothers like he used to. Therefore, he starts bonding with Lois while Malcolm and Reese keep getting punished. They don't understand what's going on, and Dewey tries to explain that the reason Lois is acting so nice to him, is that he hasn't done anything stupid or destructive, so she hasn't needed to punish him. "It's not her, it's us." His brothers didn't get what he was saying and automatically assumed he's become Lois' spy (although considering Lois once said that she sometimes treats one son better to make them turn on each other, they're right to be suspicious). The epiphany turns out to be wrong when it turns out Lois is treating him differently only because he managed to move back to the regular class.
  • Karmic Trickster: He's good at getting revenge, especially on his brothers.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Is a master at playing head games; even manages to drive Lois of all people insane in one episode. His favorite victims are his father and Reese though.
  • Mouthy Kid: In earlier seasons, he was a loudmouthed kid who got on everyone else's nerves.
  • Mr. Imagination: When his brothers are each imagining what they'd do with a motorbike they found, Dewey is meanwhile imagining having six arms to eat six cookies at once. Just to name one of many Imagine Spots he's had. It's revealed in one episode that whatever his mom is really saying in earshot of him, he just hears "Dewey Dewey Dewey...".
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: He seems to play down his genius in order not to be forced into things as Malcolm is. Even the viewers didn't know he was a genius until season 4.
  • Only Sane Man: Later in the series, he becomes more responsible and down to earth, compared to his crazy family.
  • Papa Wolf: Dewey will do everything in his power to protect and nurture the kids in the special classroom because no one else is willing to. Also to his younger brother, even tricking his own parents to ensure that the younger brother gets the attention from his parents that he himself never got because they were always to busy dealing with their more troublesome kids.
  • Parental Neglect: Despite being the youngest child, he is often neglected by his family and receives the least amount of attention from his parents.
  • The Stoic: In the last season he's good at hiding his emotions and acting calm or indifferent, especially as part of his schemes.
  • Too Dumb to Live: In a flashback: while one of his brothers is cranking the pedal of an overturned bicycle, he takes a bite out of the spinning wheel. He grows out of this much quicker than his brothers and starts to take pleasure in hurting and manipulating others instead.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: He becomes as much of a Jerkass as the rest of his family as the series goes on, but given how he was always the punching bag of the brothers, it's at least somewhat justified.
  • Well-Intentioned Extremist: Dewey is willing to do anything to ensure Jamie has a decent childhood, even if it means tricking or humiliating his parents in the process.
  • Wicked Cultured: Dewey is the most cultured, sophisticated and artistically inclined member of his family (and clearly the second most intelligent), and arguably the most devious. Lois realizes it's likely Dewey that was Gas Lighting her because she knew Reese couldn't possibly have kept it a secret for so long and Malcolm didn't have the patience he did.
  • Wise Beyond Their Years: As he grows up, he becomes almost as bright as Malcolm and much more mature.
  • Youngest Child Wins: Turns out to be a firm believer of this and is thus the most immediately devastated of the brothers when Lois becomes pregnant with Jamie. That said, he is apparently the one kid his parents picture growing up enjoying an easy life of wealth.

Played by: James and Lukas Rodriguez

Lois and Hal's youngest son, born halfway trough the series. Although obviously extremely young, he seems destined to follow in his brothers' chaotic footsteps.

  • Cute Mute: He can be really cute despite all the horrible things he does. And he hardly talks at all, aside from his first words (telling Lois to shut up).
  • The Cutie: He's incredibly adorable. Granted, he's just a little kid.
  • Enfant Terrible: He's so bad that he actually manages to break his mother's spirit. Subverted as this behavior was because of Reese giving him energy drinks.
  • Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: From stealing from the neighbors to nearly killing his mother, he's proven himself to be as big as a threat as his brothers. Subverted with nearly killing Lois, as that was because Reese was giving him energy drinks.

Friends And Classmates

     Stevie Kenarban
Played by: Craig Lamar Traylor

Malcolm's best friend and classmate.

  • Beware the Nice Ones: When Reese abuses him with the Circle Game too many times, Stevie begins to finally get revenge.
    • In another episode, Stevie uses a robotic exoskeleton (which he controls with his tongue) to beat up Reese. Now keep in mind, Reese temporarily paralyzed his legs because he thought Stevie would fight fair. He instantly knew he was in trouble when Stevie used the exoskeleton to break down the garage door.
  • Black and Nerdy: He's Malcolm's black friend from his class of geeks.
  • Corrupt the Cutie: Starts off the series as a rather innocent kid (thanks to overprotective parents), but then he started hanging out with Malcolm and his family. Downplayed somewhat, however—from his first appearance, he's willing to use his disabled status for a Wounded Gazelle Gambit
  • Disabled Snarker: Despite speaking slowly, he has no problem showing his snarky side.
  • Genius Cripple: Along with being in a wheelchair, having one lung and asthma, he's one of Malcolm's classmates in his gifted class.
  • Handicapped Badass: He started out as quite innocent and helpless but as the series progresses he becomes much more confident. He joined the school's wheelchair basketball team, uses his wheelchair as a weapon against bullies (by running them over) and was revealed as the badass street racer in one episode. Interestingly, a lot of this takes place after his Mom leaves, suggesting it was her over-protectiveness that made him under confident.
  • Only Sane Man: Sometimes when he's hanging out with Malcolm and his brothers.
  • Teen Genius: Along with Malcolm and the rest of the Krelboynes.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: He becomes kind of a jerk in the later seasons, particularly after Kitty leaves. He actually realizes this in "Reese vs. Stevie" and in his final 2 appearances, he's a lot nicer.
  • Twofer Token Minority: He Lampshades this, noting that as a black, asthmatic man with one lung in a wheelchair, he can get pretty much any job he wants with his "tokenism".
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: With Malcolm. They're best friends but will snark at each other, with Stevie not being afraid to call Malcolm out when he does something crazy or stupid.

     Dabney Hooper and Lloyd Jensen
Played by: Kyle Sullivan and Evan Matthew Cohen

  • Ambiguously Gay: Both are effeminate (Lloyd moreso) and are hinted at being attracted to men on a few occasions.
  • Alcoholic Parent: Dabney mentions that his mom will drink to the point of passing out.
  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Both disappeared after season 4, although it's possibly they have some off-screen interactions with Malcom they could also have moved away or just drifted further apart.
  • Ditzy Genius: Lloyd can be easily distracted or fooled but he's a Krelyborne for a reason.
  • Drama Queen: Lloyd's often purposed solution is group suicide.
  • Incredibly Lame Pun: Lloyd loves these. He even offered to e-mail Malcolm a whole list of them.
  • In Touch with His Feminine Side: Both of them enjoy somewhat girly accessories.
  • Large Ham: Both of them, but especially Lloyd.
  • Poke the Poodle: When they attempted to haze Malcolm, which consisted of not saying "bless you" when he sneezed. Naturally, Malcolm didn't even notice.
  • Momma's Boy: Dabney. As Malcolm puts it "Mama's boys are laughing at you with their mothers!"
  • Nerd Glasses: Along with Stevie, Dabney is the only one in the group of nerds who wears glasses.
  • Perky Goth: Lloyd briefly becomes one in "Cliques".
  • Prone to Tears: Lloyd, who can burst into tears for almost any reason.
  • Teen Genius: They are gifted students like Malcolm and Stevie.
  • Theme Naming: Dabney and Lloyd are the names of two dormitories at Caltech University in Pasadena, CA.
  • Those Two Guys: Always appear together and are usually minor characters who hang out with Malcolm from time to time.
  • TV Genius: In contrast to Malcolm, who subverts the trope, they are stereotypically nerdy and uncool.
  • Took a Level in Badass: Dabney, after venting out his Mommy Issues with paintball.
  • Weaksauce Weakness: Meat. They are horrified when they find that Hal put on actual hotdogs and beef patties on the barbecue at a school event.

     Cynthia Sanders
Played by: Tania Raymonde

  • Ambiguous Disorder: Gives off that vibe, especially in earlier episodes. The character was probably meant to simply come off as extremely awkward and weird, but Tania Raymonde's use of typical body language and vocal mannerisms can easily give the impression Cynthia has Asperger's Syndrome. This was toned down significantly as the show went on.
  • Badass Israeli: She has been trained in IDF defensive combat at some point in the past and is able to beat up Reese with little effort.
  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Like Dabney and Lloyd, she disappears after Season 4. For that matter, she disappears several episodes earlier than them.
  • D-Cup Distress: In the episode "Cynthia's Back", she develops large breasts, which she immensely dislikes and tries to hide by wearing large sweaters.
  • Ditzy Genius: A Teen Genius who just happens to have a goofy and awkward personality.
  • Genki Girl: In her early appearances, she's incredibly cheerful and perky.
  • I Just Want to Have Friends: She constantly tries to fit in with her peers, even going so far as to plan a party for socializing. To Malcom's surprise, it's a success.
  • Informed Judaism: Cynthia is referred to as Jewish given her time with the IDF but doesn't display any religious leanings.
  • Manic Pixie Dream Girl: She is this to Malcolm in her original appearance.
  • Missing Mom: She lives with her dad and her dialogue implies that her mom is dead or divorced from her dad.
  • She Is All Grown Up: In "Cynthia's Back", Malcolm discovers it's because she was hiding more developed figure, in particular, her big breasts.
  • Teen Genius: She is in Malcolm's gifted class.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: In "Cynthia's Back" she became noticeably more sardonic and jerkish, particularly towards Malcolm. It is later implied that her personality change may be caused by mood swings due to her undergoing puberty. She Took a Level in Kindness by her next appearance.


  • Babysitter from Hell: Introduced as this in "Stereo Store"
  • The Chessmaster: Jessica is good with complex plans that manipulate Malcom and Reese into doing things that will benefit fer.
  • Karma Houdini: For the most part, she likes to mess with people and never gets punishments.
  • Manipulative Bitch: Her defining trait, at least to Malcolm and his brothers. Lois, who is herself a Manipulative Bitch, is often able to see right through her. However, she likes her anyway because she is one of the few people who can effectively force (or at least trick) the boys to get along with each other.
  • Meganekko: A pretty girl with glasses.
  • Parental Neglect: Her parents divorced, and her father is a drunk who regularly gets into trouble with the law.
  • Ship Tease: With Malcolm, although it is often made ambiguous whether her feelings are genuine or simply more manipulations.
  • Wise Beyond Their Years: Much more wise and cunning than Malcolm.
  • Wounded Gazelle Gambit: One of her favorite techniques is to pretend to be wronged and upset to throw off Malcom and Reese.

     Eric Hanson 
Played by: Eric Nenninger

  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: After Lavernia fires both of them, Francis eventually gets a job at the ranch, but we don't know what happened to Eric. He's last seen trying to hitchhike when Francis and Piama drive by in their new car, with the implication Francis deliberately ignored him as payback for Eric convincing him Alaska was great in the first place.
  • Has Two Mommies: Has two dads, and is very defensive of them.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: After everything Francis suffered through while working for Lavernia, he basically ditches Eric to rot as payback since Eric convinced him getting emancipated and moving to Alaska was a great idea.
  • Only Sane Man: Much more level-headed than Francis, and he often has to put up with his antics and irrational behavior.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: The reasonable Blue Oni to Francis' rebellious Red.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: He often argues with Francis but they are still good friends, somewhat.

Played by: Karim Prince

Played by: Todd Giebenhain

  • Basement-Dweller: He mooches off his mother, and lives in her barely habitable basement. It is implied that the place wouldn't be such a pigsty in the first place if not for Richie's general lack of hygiene.
  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Disappears after season 3, though he's mentioned once in season 6.
  • Delinquents: One of Francis' hoodlum friends before military school.
  • The Slacker: To put it mildly; he can't even hold down a Burger Fool job. When he was sent to Marlin Academy, Commandant Spangler used this against Richie by allowing him to get away with everything until the cadets beat him up for it.
  • Too Dumb to Live: He's even dumber than Reese, and so are his friends.
  • Toxic Friend Influence: To Francis, according to Lois. Lois isn't always the most reliable source but with his sleazy laziness, Richie certainly seems like any behavior or morals he would have imparted on his friends would be negative.


Played by: Cloris Leachman

  • Abusive Parent: To Lois. In "Grandma Sues", she attempts to sue her. Even after Lois and Hal found out Lois was pregnant again, she simply blamed them and continued her lawsuit. She was only stopped when her lawyer refused to help her after he realized he would get nothing out of it.
  • Baby Trap: Done hilariously when Mr. Li leave's her at the altar in "Grandma's Boyfriend" after the opioids she was drugging him with wear off, and Ida tries to claim to be pregnant to keep him from leaving, despite her extreme age.
  • Big Bad Ensemble: With Herkabe, since they are the two most recurring antagonists on the show.
  • Evil Old Folks: Ida is a sinister old grandmother willing to sue her own family or to drug a man into marrying her.
  • Gold Digger: She tries to marry Mr. Li, a man she met on a cruise for his money. She even keeps a list of his bank accounts hidden under her wig.
  • Gruesome Grandparent: Her and Ida act contemptuously to Francis for his criminal record (despite their favoritism to Reese, who gets up to almost as much trouble) and look down on Malcolm.
  • Hate Sink: She's a selfish, whiny, manipulative, bigoted jerk who everyone hates to have around.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: She does do one thing that's selfless and awesome, when she pushes Dewey out of the way of an incoming truck and loses her leg in the process.
  • Jerkass: Easily the meanest character on the show, as she's an even more abusive mother than Lois.
  • Make It Look Like an Accident: In the episode she gets engaged Mr. Li comments that the previous woman at his dinner table fell overboard and was hospitalized. Everyone then looks at Ida.
  • Might Makes Right: Holds physical strength over intelligence every time, hence why she favors Reese.
  • Nice to the Waiter:
    • She mistakes Piama for a maid in one episode and when Piama says that she's a member of the family, Ida didn't hear her due to ignoring when the "help" speak.
    • In the episode where she almost gets remarried, after the opioids she was dosing her fiancee with wear off, he remembers her as "that awful woman at my table to kept spitting at the busboys."
  • The Old Country: Ida and Victor apparently immigrated to the US from an unspecified Ruritania country in Eastern Europe, possibly Poland.
  • Parental Favoritism: Towards Susan. Until Susan called her ungrateful, where she decides that Lois is her favorite child (or at least, the one she hates less).
  • Pet the Dog:
    • She had some sociopathic examples of esteem and self-sacrifice which help explain why Lois still cares more than she should about her. Her biggest moment however came when she saves Dewey from being run over.
    • She gives her friends and relatives pretty nice gifts for Christmas. True, she takes them back for petty reasons, but for her to even show that amount of care for them in the first place is surprisingly compassionate for her.
  • Racist Grandma: To the point where Lois and Francis make a plan with their (African-American) friends to get Ida out of their house so Lois could not have her there when she gives birth. It works too, until her waters break. This trope seems to be subverted when Ida reveals she's engaged to a man from Hong Kong, but it turns out she just wanted his money.
  • Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!: Ida is rude and spiteful at every opportunity and often dies behind her age for it.
  • Wounded Gazelle Gambit: When Lois calls the cops to get Ida out of her house, she cries to the cops that Lois' house is hers, and Francis (whom she claims is Lois' boyfriend) is beating her up. Understandably enraged, Francis yells at her and grabs onto a cop, pleading with him not to believe Ida, which leads to him getting tackled and threatened if he ever lays a finger on Ida.
  • Your Cheating Heart: She had a secret affair with a man named Radu Gogorsky, who was Lois' real biological father.

Played by: Robert Loggia

  • Gruesome Grandparent: Just like his wife, he's a cruel old dick to Francis and Malcolm. Technically they aren't his grandchildren.
  • I Am Not Your Father: In the episode "Victor's Other Family", Ida confesses to Lois that she had cheated on Victor numerous times and that Lois' biological father was a man named Radu Gogorsky.
  • Jerkass: He was just as bad as his wife.
  • Killed Offscreen: By Ida's second appearance, it was mentioned that he had died of unknown causes.
  • The Old Country: Where he had fought in "the war".
  • Parental Favoritism:
    • Towards Susan. And towards his second family over the one he had with Ida.
    • While Victor showed great disdain for Malcolm, considering him to be a "sissy", he took a liking towards Reese, largely because Reese shared his jerkish and violent sociopathic tendencies.
  • Secret Other Family: In "Victor's Other Family", it was revealed that he had married a Canadian woman (played by Betty White) and started a second family with her.
  • Wicked Stepmother: To Lois as it turned out, although it is left ambiguous whether or not he was aware of this fact.


  • Abusive Parent: Not in the physical or verbal way, but the fact that he never accommodated to Hal's emotional needs, instead dodging any uncomfortable topics with humor and tickling.
  • Calling the Old Man Out: Hal eventually does this while wearing a thick layer of coats so that Walter could not simply stop him by tickling him.

     Piama Tananahaakna
Played by: Emy Coligado

  • Berserk Button: Do NOT try to evict her from her home.
  • Child Hater: A couple of episodes display that Piama is strictly against the idea of having kids. She claims to have gotten over it in the finale, when Reese's disgusting prank desensitizes her to changing diapers.
  • Eskimo Land: Completely averted. Her native Alaskan heritage plays no particular part in her characterization, beyond the exotic surname.
  • Fourth Date Marriage: Francis married her in a little under one month of meeting each other. Neither the audience or his family had any idea that she existed before he brings her home to meet his family in her first episode.
  • Happily Married: To Francis. They're very much in love with each other despite their fast whirlwind courtship.
  • Hilariously Abusive Childhood: Her mother left the family when she was only 3 years old, and her father kicked her out when she was 14 for throwing away his liquor.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She's a stern and feisty woman but she and Francis genuinely love one another.
  • Like Parent, Like Spouse: She shares many similarities to Lois personality-wise.
  • Mistaken for Cheating: In one episode, Francis becomes suspicious that she has been meeting with her ex-husband while he was at work. It turns out the man was her father, whom she was meeting to chastise for his past Parental Neglect.
  • Not So Different: Despite their animosity towards each other, she and Lois share many personality similarities. And Francis loves her with the same passion and single-minded devotion Hal has for Lois.

Other Adults

     Craig Feldspar
Played by: David Anthony Higgins

  • Abhorrent Admirer: To Lois. When he confesses his love to her, she makes it very clear she's not interested. His characterization eventually shifts from this to just being a sort of friend to the family and he even begins dating other women with varying degrees of success.
  • Acrofatic: He plays softball, and is shown to be very good at it. Until he gets a phone call mid-game, that is.
  • All Love Is Unrequited: He's got a very obvious crush on Lois and resents Hal for marrying her. Lois is completely oblivious to it.
  • Butt-Monkey: Arguably the biggest one in the series. There are times he deserves the crap he goes through. Some of it, anyway.
  • Cannot Spit It Out: Until he finally confesses his love for Lois when the store is being robbed. She delivers a You're Not My Type speech to him, and they remain friends.
  • The Chew Toy: Suffers various injuries throughout the series, usually caused by the boys' antics.
  • Fanboy: Of comic books and various sci-fi.
  • Friendless Background: No one likes him, since his childhood days.
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: He thinks himself a close friend of the family, the truth is they really can't stand Craig. This eventually changes as the seasons go on and the family legitimately warms up to him, particularly after he gets over his unrequited crush and, as a consequence, becomes far less antagonistic towards Hal.
  • Geek: Craig is a socially awkward, un-athletic, bespectacled man with a lot of knowledge about comic books and the like.
  • Generation Xerox: After meeting a kid that looks and acts exactly like him, it's revealed that he's the son of a woman he's been having an affair with.
  • Identical Grandson: His mother looks like him in drag.
  • Jerkass Ball: When in a position of power, Craig can be a gigantic dick. See his actions in "Watching The Baby", where he's forced people who couldn't afford purchases into slave labor.
  • Stalker with a Crush: Displays shades of this towards Lois. Although this was eventually decreased over the series in favor of increasing his "annoying co-worker" characterization.
  • Tyrant Takes the Helm: When he gets put in charge of the Lucky Aide during the night shift.

     Abe and Kitty Kenarban
Played by: Gary Anthony Williams and Merrin Dungey

  • Beware the Nice Ones: Kitty is initially extremely meek and mild-mannered. After spending a night at dinner with Malcolm's family, she begins to emulate Lois' personality and becomes more vocal and confrontational. She then takes this Up to Eleven after the third season when she snaps and abandons Abe and Stevie to become a porn star.
  • Easily Forgiven: Kitty, when she returns to the fold after having left two seasons prior. Lois, and to a lesser extent, Malcolm are the only ones disgusted by the idea that someone could simply abandon their disabled child then return two years later as if nothing happened.
  • Extreme Doormat: Kitty before meeting and being influenced by Lois.
  • Henpecked Husband: Abe was one to Kitty before she Took a Level in Badass.
  • My Beloved Smother: Kitty was this to Stevie initially, putting him to bed at absurdly early hours and sheltering him. Followed later by...
  • Parental Abandonment: When she divorced Abe and abruptly left the family after the third season. She eventually returns.

     Caroline Miller
Played by: Catherine Lloyd Burns

  • Cool Teacher: Especially to Malcolm, she tries very hard to be one. She genuinely cares about him.
  • Demoted to Extra: Main character in season 1, special guest star in season 2. Later replaced by Herkabe.
  • Hot Teacher: She's very good-looking.
  • Who's Your Daddy?: It's implied her pregnancy was the result of an affair with the school janitor.

     Lionel Herkabe
Played by: Chris Eigeman

  • All for Nothing: In his final appearance, he blackmails Malcolm to lower the grade in his class (from an +A to borderline A/-A since failing him would be deemed suspicious) as way to keep his long standing high academic record that he took from another, much older student. When Malcolm gets tired of Herkabe humiliating Reese, and the blackmail he reveals to the school district that Herkabe made up a class to avoid gym and break the record, the award is given back to the original student since she completed all the graduation criteria, which included Physical Education. When Herkabe enrolls in P.E. class to fulfill the graduation criteria and his award back, Reese, who's in the same class, picks on Herkabe like he would any other student since they're on an even playing field, and it's heavily suggested that Malcolm will most likely end up with the award since Herkabe no longer has any advantage over Malcolm.
  • Big Bad Ensemble: He and Ida are the closest things to main antagonists in the show.
  • Dean Bitterman: He gets promoted to Dean of Discipline at the high school.
  • Insufferable Genius: Herkabe is admittedly more educated than most teachers at Malcolm's school, but he's still not as smart as he thinks he is. According to the records Malcolm's class dug up, he used to be a Krelboyne like them.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: In his final appearance, after blackmailing Malcolm into tanking his courses to lower his GPA, he lets the fact that he didn't take physical education during his senior year slip, causing his academic trophy to be revoked. He then tries to re-take the class, leading to Reese, who was getting picked on by Herkabe constantly and the way Herkabe blackmailed Malcolm, to pelt him with dodgeballs for the hell of it.
  • Pet the Dog: He was genuinely happy at the picture the class made for him after the Child Prodigy he was going to make his apprentice left.
  • Sadist Teacher: Herkabe is an absolute Jerkass who only cares about using his students' intelligence and talents for his own benefits. In his debut, he set up a dehumanizing ranking system that forced Krelboynes to push their limits to be number one. The end result was a collective nervous breakdown.
  • Self-Made Man: He made himself a fortune, which he invested in dotcom.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: As mentioned above he's not nearly as smart as he claims to be. He boasts about being smarter than Malcolm when all the times he's supposedly outsmarted Malcolm was nothing more than blackmail. He also ignores the numerous times Malcolm has genuinely outsmarted him such as "Academic Octathlon" and "Emancipation".

Francis' Bosses

     Commandant Edwin Spangler
Played by: Daniel von Bargen

  • Dark and Troubled Past: Later on in "Dewey's Dog," it is revealed that he is actually an extremely depressed and broken man and that tormenting the cadets at military school was the only joy and purpose he had in life. Francis runs with this and gets him a job at a retirement home in Alaska, giving him free rein to torment the elderly in the same way he used to torment the military school cadets, complete with a Call-Back to when he punished everyone for something one person did.
  • Hook Hand: He ends up with two thanks to Francis.
  • Jerkass: He later becomes a Jerk with a Heart of Gold in the episode when Francis leaves the academy, acknowledging that he has developed a level of respect for his adversity.
  • Jerkass Has a Point: Stanley mentions that Spangler wouldn't be so hard on Francis if Francis just behaved himself. There are several points where he says that Spangler's punishment towards Francis were fair.
  • The Neidermeyer: He's Francis' cruel dean from military school.
  • Not So Different: He too had an over-bearing mother. Subverted where unlike Francis, he doesn't blame all of his misfortunes on her.
  • Old Soldier: Subverted. Despite his numerous amputations and scars, he has never actually served in a war (all of his injuries were non-combat related).
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: He displays this several times to balance with him being a hardass. His reasons for punishing all the cadets for Francis's misdeeds are to encourage them to shape up and know how to not tolerate such pettiness. (He's not wrong since Stanley explicitly points out Francis could avoid getting beaten up if he just behaved.) When he anticipates that Francis will replace the slides in his Sex Ed class, he makes another set that has embarrassing photos of Francis as a lesson to "always check the chamber" since he labeled them as Spangler's embarrassing moments and knew Francis wouldn't see the ruse. When Francis throws a pool match at him, where Spangler told him expressly to win, Spangler starts throwing the match in turn and has fun doing it.
  • Unrequited Love: Ends up falling for Lois after she snaps at him for giving Francis homework after surgery.
  • Worthy Opponent: He eventually comes to see Francis as this.

Played by: Brenda Wehle

  • Absolute Cleavage: She wears an extremely low-cut shirt and never misses an opportunity to tell the males around her to stop staring at her cleavage.
  • Bad Boss: She not only works all of her employees like dogs but also charges them high fees for rent and other basic amenities (such as bedding and hot water) and will deduct money from their paychecks when they fail to keep up with it. She does this on purpose so they have to stay and work for her until they pay her off, which she makes sure they can't do until the logging is finished
  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: When Piama holds her parakeet hostage in order to get her to treat Francis better, it works very well until the parakeet dies anyway.
  • Jerkass: She's incredibly mocking and unsympathetic around people.

     Otto and Gretchen Mankusser
Played by: Kenneth Mars and Meagan Fay

  • Benevolent Boss: Otto is extremely accommodating to his workers. Francis once refers to him as "the best boss he's ever had."
  • Consulting Mister Puppet: When their estranged son was a child, Otto would discipline him with "Schlupi," a sock puppet. In Gretchen's words, "Schlupi could say all the things that Otto couldn't." Francis eventually gets Otto to reconnect with said son using Schlupi, and later uses it himself to call Lois and tell her that he realizes that she always had his best interests in mind.
  • Europeans Are Kinky: Francis rewrites a scene from a porno he mistakenly allowed to be filmed at The Grotto to keep it clean for their sake, only to find out they were disappointed that the scene contained no sex.
  • Germanic Depressives: Averted. Both are very sweet-natured, cheerful, and ditzy, but a few of their relatives hew a little closer to the stereotype.
  • Gratuitous German: Both are prone to this from time to time.
  • Happily Married: They are in a happy marriage.
  • Horrible Judge of Character: A Running Gag was Otto's painful gullibility and naiveté. He would likely have fallen for numerous cons if not for Francis intervening and stopping him. Ironically, Francis was eventually fired from The Grotto after being duped by one of these cons himself and losing the ranch's deposits.
  • Nice Guy: They're both very helpful to Francis, and Otto is a Benevolent Boss.
  • Pet Heir: Otto included a cow at his will.


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