Horatio: A talking tree that was accidentally chosen to save the world.
Doobie: A talking chainsaw and the mastermind of the plot to destroy the environment.
Trump: You know him already.
Morgan Treeman: A parody of Morgan Freeman and the Guardian Tree of the 1st World.
Jack Axe: An enthusiastic axe that likes to chop peoples' dicks.
Francis: A flamethrower that has a voice crippling nozzle.
Bob: An accidentally fertilized syringe that turns plants to candy.
Boris: a slice of bread that happens to be Horatio's brother.