A page for the characters of Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen.
Atlantiana Rebekah Loren
MaggieSteinb’s Memoji version of Atlantiana.
The protagonist of the story. Atlantiana is an orphan teenager who lives in Washington with her adopted parents. She hates being complimented and is constantly gushing about how "HAWT HAWT HAWT" Edward Cullen is.
- Berserk Button: Tell Tiaa she's pretty, and she'll probably launch into an aggressive tirade about how shallow you are (before rhapsodising about the beauty of Edward - "the pale hawt guy" - herself). When Eric glanced at her cleavage, she went Kung Fu on his ass, even though she was wandering around school in her bra at the time. 'Cause, you know, men are just perverts.
- Charles Atlas Superpower: Even before gaining her vampire powers, she is capable of hitting and harming Edward, who, as a vampire, should logically be indestructible to a human like her. This is especially weird since, an episode after she manages to escape violation from a vampire, she gets easily overpowered and raped by Uncle Larry, who's supposedly only a fat man.
- Emo Teen: She thinks she's a goth.
- Groin Attack:
- She offhandedly mentions that she constantly kicks guys in the crotch when they complement her.
- She also kicked Edward in the balls when he tried to rape her.
- Hypocrite:
- She claimed that she would never try to steal another woman's boyfriend, and proceeds to do exactly that.
- She says the cheerleaders are sluts because they wear skimpy dresses, even though she wears dresses even skimpier than theirs.
- Immune to Drugs: Tiaa claims it's okay for her to drive after drinking and doing drugs because she's a vampire, so her reflexes are better than a human's. The drugs don't really seem to have any effect on her anyway, though.
- Impossible Hourglass Figure: On the one hand, she has E-cup breasts; on the other, she's thin enough to pass for anorexic.
- Jerkass: She's a sociopathic asshole who has an explosive temper and is prone to extreme violence.
- Magic A Is Magic A: Averted. Tiaa has powers no vampire ever had.
- Most Common Superpower: Tiaa is so skinny she is occasionally mistaken for an anorexic, and yet she has huge, heaving E-cup
breasts"beasts." - Pet the Dog: Although she's usually a Jerkass who will beat the shit out of any man who compliments her, when she hangs out at a party with Mike Newton, she tries to not hurt his feelings, since, despite being superficial and also pretty boring, he's not a bad person.
- Rape as Drama: She gets raped by Uncle Larry, causing a lot of angst to ensue.
- Super-Strength: After she turns into a vampire, she shows off her strength by snapping Uncle Larry's neck and (supposedly) dismembering him off-screen.
Dave & Marie
Altantiana's adoptive parents.
- Adults Are Useless:
- Dave finds Tiaa in her closet crying and "smokin drugs" (he thinks the cigarette of pot is a chapstick). When she says that she wants to die, we get this gem:
"u teenagers and ur problems, LOL!" he said laughing a lot.- When Tiaa hurls an ashtray at his head using her telekinesis, he doesn't even comment. And neither him nor Marie seem to have a problem with their foster daughter (who is sixteen, by the way) dressing like a dominatrix and staying out all night.
Uncle Larry
Dave's brother. A Fat Bastard who sexually abuses Atlantiana.
- Creepy Uncle: While he's not Atlantiana's biological uncle, his sexual abuse of her is downright vile.
- Dirty Old Man: He rapes Atlantiana upon minutes of appearing on-screen and forces her to be his sexual slave.
- Fat Bastard: He's an obese man who mocks Atlantiana for being an orphan, calls her an "evil bich", forces her to clean up his car and then proceeds to rape her.
- Neck Snap: He dies after getting his neck broken by Tiana as a vampire.
- Politically Incorrect Villain: Supposedly. When Atlantiana is angsting about having killed him, she mentions that he was a "rasist", which has never been alluded to in the story; it's probably a misspelling of rapist.
- Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil: The story justifiably treats him with special hostility due to his multiple rapes of Tiaa.
- Stout Strength: He's supposed to be really fat, and he's strong enough to overpower and rape Tiaa, who's supposedly stronger than the average teenager.
Snoofalanti Tatuna/Snoofles
A talking Panda who befriends Atlantiana.
- Bestiality Is Depraved: Horrifyingly averted. Nobody bats an eye when he starts having gay sex with Jasper, and Atlantiana even calls it "cute".
- Civilized Animal
- Lions and Tigers and Humans... Oh, My!: He's a panda who inexplicably hangs out with humans (and vampires) and even owns a car. This is particularly weird, given how he's the only Funny Animal in the setting.
