This is the character page for all characters and NPCs introduced in the Foolish Mortals gimmick round.
Morty Smith
The victim of week 5 (Case 4).
Boss Baby
Killed during Week 2 by Mr. Swackhammer.
- Brought Down to Normal: after being cut off from his secret baby formula, he becomes a regular baby. This lasts for about a few minutes on-screen until Mr. Swackhammer punts him into the moon.
- Death of a Child: Killed by Mr. Swackhammer.
- A Twinkle in the Sky: Mr. Swackhammer kills him by kicking him to the moon, which explodes after the fact.
Otis
Made it to survivorpool.
- Interspecies Romance: He's confused by Sarah Lynn's brief attraction to him but he still goes for it.
- Only Sane Man: 'Surprisingly often' for a anthropomorphic cow.
Wabuu
the culprit of week 2 (Case 1).
- I'm a Humanitarian: His profile states that he likes to eat bears, which are sapient in his world.
- Jerkass: Unapologetically taunts and belittles most people he comes into contact with.
- Would Hurt a Child: Kicks Boss Baby when the latter is Brought Down to Normal after being cut off from his baby formula supply.
Ginger
A victim of week 6 (Case 5).
Fizzy
A victim of week 6 (Case 5).
Willy Wonka
Made it to survivorpool.
- Strange Minds Think Alike: The reason why he gets along so well with Dan. He's also a Toon.
Coraline Jones
Killed during week 4.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Of all things choking on a hotdog is not a normal way for captives to die.
Gandhi
Made it to survivorpool.
Cleopatra
Made it to survivorpool.
- Defrosting Ice Queen: Gradually begins to genuinely feel horror and regret at the murder around her, breaking through her shallow nature.
- It's All About Me: To the point that she would burst into fake tears at someone's dead body for sympathy points.
The Little Girl
The culprit of week 3 (Case 2).
- Not My Driver: She mistakes the bus for her school bus.
Audrey
The culprit of week 6 (Case 5).
- Dull Surprise: During her trial, she can barely muster up any emotional response at the fact that she murdered three of her fellow All-Stars. Of course, it may have something to do with King Dice's weed...
Penny Polendina
Made it to survivorpool.
- Robotic Reveal: Though, only Beth and Dinobot know about her true nature so far.
Beth Tezuka
Made it to survivorpool.
- Does Not Like Men: Comes to the conclusion that all men are terrible when Dan's antics go too far.
- Only Sane Man: Deconstructed: the pressure of holding this role and The Leader takes a distinct toll on her.
Beetle
Killed during week 5 by Swackhammer.
Kubo
Killed during Case 5 by King Dice.
Spongebob Squarepants
Alive... for now.
- Not My Driver: He mistakes the Party Bus for the bus home from Glove World.
Aquaman
Alive... for now.
- The Comically Serious: Shares this role with Dinobot as the most serious, warrior-like characters forced to deal with increasingly weird surroundings.
Bender
Killed by King Dice.
Jack
Alive... for now.
- The Corruption: The presence of Aku drives him to murderous acts.
- Seen It All: He basically wanders onto the Moron Mountain bus because it seemed about as likely as everything else he's experienced.
Dinobot
Alive... for now.
- The Comically Serious: Shares this role with Aquaman as the most serious, warrior-like characters forced to deal with increasingly weird surroundings.
Zhu Li Moon
Alive... for now.
- Emotionless Girl: It takes a lot to ruffle her.
Sarah Lynn
The victim of week 4 (case 3).
- Interspecies Romance: A normal facet of her world leading to her previously sleeping with Bojack and later Otis.
Bojack Horseman
The victim of week 4 (case 3).
Centipeedle
Alive... for now.
- The Unintelligible: She's doing her best but her throat is really not suited for conversation
Dan Backslide
The culprit of week 4 (case 3).
- Ambiguous Situation: He intentionally makes it unclear if he killed Sarah Lynn and Bojack for fun or if he feels genuine guilt that he doesn't know how to express.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: He does this constantly with the various characters, making various references to media that didn't even exist at the time of his short's existence. At one point, he tries to get an autograph from Spongebob.
- Pop-Cultural Osmosis Failure: Despite this, he flat-out doesn't recognize lesser known or more serious characters and mistakes Willy Wonka for a young Gene Wilder.
- The Gadfly: His default state is a constant barrage of nonsensical jokes just to bother the others in the cast. A good portion of his trial involves him egging them to solve his jokes and he intentionally leaves Penny confused on whether he feels bad for killing two people or not.
- Jaded Washout: When you get down to it, he's just a chain-smoking washout of an actor bitter that other toons have outlived him in popularity.
- Never Speak Ill of the Dead: Averted, he continuously delivers funeral speeches full of made-up stories to demean those that got axed.
- Pet the Dog: But he gives the Little Girl a genuine funeral speech instead of his usual behavior and behaves relatively respectfully.
Mr. Swackhammer
Killed during week 6.
- Glass Cannon: Strong enough to punt Boss Baby to the moon so hard it explodes, killed by a basketball thrown at him, and a fall that cracks his skull.
- Poke the Poodle: The motives he gives out each week range from gifting the culprit a party bus... to stealing one of everyone's socks.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: In his first introduction, he precedes to insult each character in turn for their animation, fandom, or lack of popularity. Naturally, they fly over most of the characters heads, due to them not sharing his Medium Awareness.
King Dice
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: Possesses the ability to grow into his boss form, becoming larger, and stronger.
- Death Dealer: Uses his card attacks against Penny, and Kubo.
Michael
- Fallen Hero: By the time of the round, he's not quite the good kid he used to be.
Smoke
The true mastermind, and a familiar foe.
- The Aggressive Drug Dealer: His entire personality. He'll allow them to go back home if they so please, but just as long as they bring some of his Space Weed along.
- Last of His Kind: For now, it appears that he's the sole surviving Friend.
- Our Smoke Monsters Are Different: Originally just a living cloud of smoke, now, he's one of the Friends on the Other Side from the main universe.