Characters / Deer Avenger

Characters of the Deer Avenger video games series.

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Deer Avenger

Bambo

Bambo / The Deer Avenger

"It's showtime."

Appearances: Deer Avenger | Deer Avenger 2: Deer in the City | Deer Avenger 3-D | Deer Avenger 4: The Rednecks Strike Back

The protagonist of the series.

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• Ambiguously Jewish: In the third game, during the winter season, a Menorah is on the mantel above his fireplace.
• Badass Bandolier: He ALWAYS wears one.
• Badasses Wear Bandanas: Starting with Deer Avenger 2.
• Catchphrase: "It's showtime."
• Deadpan Snarker
• Fartillery : Farting has been one of his main skills since Deer Avenger 1. However, its in-game effect varies. In Deer Avenger 1, it was just a more effective way of luring people over to him. In Deer Avenger 2, it was a full-screen attack that weakens all enemies onscreen even when they are in hiding and can even make them faint. In Deer Avenger 3-D, his farts are used as a form of echolocation to find the target's position. In Deer Avenger 4, it gains few added effects depending on what he ate. In addition to echolocation and luring targets to him. Bambo can use his farts as a form of jet propulsion allowing him to literally rocket himself from one side of the map to another as a form of fast travel. Bambo also can release a devastating fart nuke that does massive damage to targets around him and at close range and can even kill them outright!
• Gasshole: Passing gas has been one of his core abilities Since game 1! The ending of Deer Avenger 2 even Lampshades his gassiness by having him let one rip while walking into the sunset with his lady.
  "Not my proudest moment" - Bambo
• Heartbroken Badass
• Heroic Build
• Portmanteau: Of the action hero Rambo and the Disney character Bambi.
• Roaring Rampage of Revenge
• Thou Shalt Not Kill: In the second game, he uses VERY POWERFUL animal tranquilizer darts.
• Would Hit a Girl: Well, in this case "shoot a girl."
  "Normally I don’t hunt the ladies, but when they’re packing high-powered rifles ALL bets are off!" - Bambo

Earl

"Hey! What do you call a deer after I shoot its eyes out? ‘No Eye-Deer!’ Hahaha! Get it?"

Appearances: Deer Avenger | Deer Avenger 3-D

• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "Now all those steakhouses are gonna go outta business."
  "Open up them pearly gates... wiiide."
• Fat Bastard: In the third game, he's three times the size he was in the first game.
  "I didn't get this big eatin' carrots."
• Took a Level in Dumbass: Not that he wasn't very bright to begin with, but by the third game he's become one of the stupidest characters in the series.

Jedd

"Beer me!"

• Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: He has blond hair.
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "I'm comin' to met ya, Beaulah!"

Tad

"I’d kill for a latté right now."

Appearances: Deer Avenger | Deer Avenger 3-D

• Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: He has blond hair.
• Bond One-Liner
  "Time to cancel the Country Club membership, Tad!" - Bambo
• Bring My Brown Pants
  "I have extra undies if you need them."
• Catchphrase: Whether it's naked girls in magazines, cheese in a can, or dehydrated beef (jerky)...
  "I love it!"
• Conspicuous Consumption
  "That's a shame. Two hundred bucks on a flannel shirt and it ain't even bulletproof." - Bambo
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner:
  "Call my Daddy. He's got several organ donors on retainer."
  "Oh well, the Feds would have gotten me sooner or later."
• Hummer Dinger
  "A Range Rover in the woods? This guy must be lost." - Bambo
• Idle Rich
• Luxurious Liquor
  "Well, well, a crisp, refreshing Belgian ale."
• Millionaire Playboy
• Momma's Boy
  "Mumsy, I've been shot!"
• Not in the Face!
• Pretty Boy: This makes him one of Bambo's easiest targets/victims, especially for insults.
  "What are your options worth now, pretty boy?"
  "Nice pants... pansy boy."
  "Lookin' good, yuppie boy."
  "Ah, yes, the biggest wussy I ever saw."
• Spoiled Brat
  "Oh well, back to counting Daddy's millions."
• Wealth's in a Name: Even when you run the computer mouse over his face in the trophies section of the first game, he is labeled "Totaled Tads".

Tree Hugger

"What a stud; a real man's man!" - Bambo

Appearances: Deer Avenger | Deer Avenger 3-D | Deer Avenger 4: The Rednecks Strike Back

• Ambiguously Gay

"Does anyone wanna see my nipples?"

• Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: He has a blond goatee and ponytail.
• Defeat Means Friendship: Hunted by Bambo in he first game, becomes his ally in the fourth.
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner

"I always knew I'd die from poo."

"I love you!"

• New-Age Retro Hippie: Between his flamboyant behavior, smelling like patchouli, and Bambo calling him names like "Johnny Sensitive", one can't help but think he is anything but.
• Stronger Than They Look
  "I guess this little granola-eater is tougher than I thought." - Bambo
• The Fool
• Took a Level in Badass: And how! He went from a dumbass that Bambo hunted in the first game to a side character in the third game. And in the fourth game he becomes Bambo's ally, and actually helps Bambo by warning him if any hunters are close by and throwing out random power-ups to help Bambo on his hunts.

Bubba

"Here comes the real star of this game!"

Appearances: Deer Avenger | Deer Avenger 3-D | Deer Avenger 4: The Rednecks Strike Back

• Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: He has a blond crew cut in the first and third games.
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "Pierced through the heart and shot in the ass. Mine is not a happy death."
• Irony
  "Slain by the very beast I wear."
• We Will Meet Again
  "Sure. You think I’m dead now, but just wait until Deer Avenger 5!"

Tree Man

"I bow to you, my noble foe." - Bambo

• Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: He has red hair and a beard.
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "My ghost will torment your every waking minute!"
• Worthy Opponent
  "I salute you Tree Man. A worthy foe." - Bambo

Biff

"Prime real estate sadly occupied by animals too ignorant to appreciate it."

• Bond One-Liner
  "Consider yourself corporately downsized!" - Bambo
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "Wait! I'm getting a beep!"
• Invisible Holes: After being shot, when he sips his cocktail it immediately pours from his gunshot wounds and he melts/shrinks until nothing's left of him but a pile of clothes, his glasses and his gun.
• Luxurious Liquor: He sips martinis.
• Old Money
  "Smell that? That's money." - Bambo
• Wardrobe Wound
  "You've ruined my outfit!"
• Wealth's in a Name
  "Let me guess. Chad? Biff? Jachi?" - Bambo
• Workaholic: Even when he's hunting, he can't help but wonder how the Stock Market's doing.
• You Have No Idea Who You're Dealing With
  "Do you have any idea who I am?"

Deer Avenger 2: Deer in the City

Boog

"Yuck! Get a load of this stud! I guess that's what happens when cousins marry." - Bambo

• Catchphrase
  "Die, you four-legged scum!"
• The Alcoholic

Winthorp Witherspoon

"This guy owns a telemarketing company. Clearly he is a servant of Satan and deserves no mercy." - Bambo

• Bad Boss
• Catchphrase
  "I'm gonna kick your sorry, white-tailed ass!"
• Corrupt Corporate Executive: He's the president and owner of a telemarketing company.

Zeke " 500 Channel" Suvyman

"The Suburban Commando. All the SUV's, big screen TV's and firearms still don't make up for that one fumble in the big game against Central." - Bambo

Appearances: Deer Avenger 2: Deer in the City | Deer Avenger 3-D

• Catchphrase
  "You're dead! Do ya hear me? Dead!!"
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "I bequeath to you my entire collection of guns and ammo... magazines."
• Mistaken for Gay
  "I'm gonna kill me a deer. That should prove I'm not gay."
• Took a Level in Badass: He originally had a 12 gauge shotgun in Deer Avenger 2, then he upgraded to an M-16 rifle in Deer Avenger 3-D.

Deer Avenger 3-D

Boozer

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk! But it don't say nothing about hunting!"

• Advertised Extra: Despite appearing in the opening movie of the fourth game, and as a trophy in Bambo's cave, Boozer makes no other appearance in it.
• The Alcoholic
  "There's enough ice here for a million cocktails."
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner: He gets four.
  "Ow! You hit my drinking arm!"
  "Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass!"
  "Dang! And I was just learning how to use soap."
  "Tell my Mama I have her can opener."
• I'm Not Afraid of You
  "You don't scare me... I once made out with an alligator!"

Snake

"Take away his scars, his prison record, and his homicidal tendencies, and he’s nothing." - Bambo

Appearances: Deer Avenger 3-D | Deer Avenger 4: The Rednecks Strike Back

• Badass Biker
  "Born to be wild..."
• Speech Impediment
  "A biker with a lisp. Now I've seen everything." - Bambo
• Tattooed Crook: Complete with everything from Knuckle Tattoos to being Covered with Scars.
• The Klan: Implied.
  "I ain't seen this much white since our last Klan meeting."

Emma Sue

"Mmm... This rifle is so looooong!"

• Brainless Beauty
  "So much open space... just like between my ears."
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "Remember: a good rouge... or there's no open casket."
• Fake Boobs

Female Tree Hugger

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Milennial

"Uh-oh, I think I'm allergic to everything."

• Sickly Neurotic Geek

Deer Avenger 4: The Rednecks Strike Back

Moose

"If the deer will not come to the Moose, the Moose will, um... Hey, my head hurts!"

• Fat Idiot
  "This guy's proof that a second grade education just isn't enough." - Bambo
  "This guy makes a caveman look like a genius." - Bambo
• I Am Big Boned

Travis

"The eagle has, uh, entered!"

The General

"I fought in eight wars, and two of ‘em legal!"

• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "When I get to Hell, I’m gonna kick Hitler’s ass! Stalin’s too!"

Sir Winston

"Oh, no! It's the British!" - Bambo

• Ass Shove
  "Well, would you look at that. I've actually got a stick up my ass!"
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner:
  "I should have stayed at home and played Cricket..."
• Modern Major General
  "Damn! How does the rest of that go?"

Roxy

"Let’s get killing! I’ve got a meeting at 4:00!"

• Corrupt Corporate Executive
  "Whether it be in the board room, the bedroom, or the forest, I am the boss!"
• Crossdresser
  "It's Bill Gates in drag." - Bambo
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner: She has three.
  "Time to go to that big 401K Plan in the sky!"
  "My lawyers can get me out of this, I'm sure."
  "This is gonna be tough to fudge on my resume."

Hank

"Oh, look, it's Leonard Skinhead." - Bambo

• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "You think you've won, but you haven't! The simple truth is, I've lost!"

Daisy

"I know that deer's around here somewhere."

• Beware the Cute Ones: Don't be fooled by her wholesome appearance, she's out for blood... pigtails and all.
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner: three.
  "The South shall rise again! Just without me..."
  "Now it's off to that big line dance in the sky."
  "Spare no expense! Bury me with all the latest makeup from Kmart!"

El Nacho

"Freaking OW!!"

• Stereotype: Of the Mexican cowboy kind.

Agent X

"Another day, another assassination!"

• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner:
  "I see a bright tunnel... and Richard Nixon is beckoning me to go into it."
• Sinister Spy Agency:
  "You can take the nut out of the CIA, but you can't take the CIA out of the nut." - Bambo

Master Foo

"You've met the rest, now meet the best! Haha!"

• Corrupt Corporate Executive
  "I cannot die! At least, not until all of the paperwork goes through."
• "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner
  "You may have beaten me, but rest assured my company will replace me within 12 hours."