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    Chloe Love
A succubus, who considers herself to be ugly by succubus standards (though she acknowledges that she's pretty by human standards), despite her many admirers. Much to the surprise of readers, she now has her own webcomic Spin-Off.
  • A-Cup Angst/D-Cup Distress: At first. Then she grew to an E-cup. Actually inverted initially, she hated her breasts and wanted them smaller. It wasn't until the Doom Panties incident that she became more comfortable with her body.
  • Alpha Bitch (Wannabe): Under the influence of Doom Panties instead of joining Cessily and Laura's plans for "power trio", she simply turned them into her own minions and made sure they are popular too. She's determined to take all Layla has, especially after Layla ruined her plans for Dio by humiliating her. She's officially over it now.
  • Anti-Villain: Of Type V in her series.
  • Bad Powers, Good People: Chloe explicitely states that all of her powers have mainly evil applications. In the same time, she's a very sweet and dedicated person.
  • Bi the Way: She doesn't mind making out with Teddy in his normal form or when gender bent.
  • Blind Without 'Em: Usually. Alcohol apparently changes this. After learning to shapeshift she foregoes the glasses completely, along with Meganekko image.
  • Chess Master: Or at least better than Layla, though her finish with Kade was obvious and heavy-handed. It's unlikely Dio is going to miss his fiance Layla's revealing how she really feels. But will a rich, handsome vampire from a good family really want a soul-devouring succubus?
  • Clingy Jealous Girl: Starts veering into this during and after the Valentine's Day arc. She chases away two succubus that target Teddy, spoils his date with Trinia despite Chloe knowing she's suppose to be helping to free Teddy's soul from his unintentional contract. And gets jealous when she sees Teddy with Ilsa and later Torrid thinking he's trying to make out when it's obvious he's was forced into those situations and clearly isn't enjoying it. In Torrid's case, she was trying to eat him and clawing at Teddy while he's barely holding her back.
  • Dude Magnet: Comes with being a succubus.
  • Ethical Slut: Somewhat less so these days but she is rather sweet for a Succubus. Though she was still willing to have sex with Teddy even when she thought he was a "pedophile" just because it's her job.
  • Fish out of Water: Despite being a sex demon that grew up in the mortal world, Chloe doesn't have the slightest idea about how human reproduction works. As a result, when she tries to give Abby "the talk", she gives Abby some wildly inaccurate information, stating the way succubi do things as if humans do things that way as well.
  • Gender Bender: While she does not actually shift genders, she imitates the male form as best as she can to mimic Teddy in Chapter 6, "The Devil Inside," after her cure for his cold (which was made from her blood) forces his body to become a human duplicate of Chloe's. It takes effort to completely pull it off—her first attempt makes Chloe look like a female Teddy, and to complete the look, she has to pull her bosom in to have a "male chest"—this takes a lot of effort for Chloe. It's stated that most, if not all, succubi can change gender at will, but risk being stuck in that gender permanently if they spend too long in that gender.
  • Green-Eyed Epiphany: After seeing Teddy with Triana, she muses over how this will finally end their contract, saving his soul from damnation and freeing her to go back to school. Then it occurs to her that she would never see him again, leading her to sabotage his date.
  • Harmless Villain: She may be a succubus but she really doesn't get the "luring souls to Hell" thing.
  • Heel Realization: Chloe wakes up without the Doompanties, is told Nina held her hand through the night, and that Brooke and Seth were with her through it too. She has a My God, What Have I Done? look on her face and Inelegant Blubbering later as she hugs them both.
  • Horny Devil: More so when she's drunk.
  • Hypno Trinket: Lucretia has Sergeant Slash-Stab make Chloe agree to a bet, in which the loser will have to become the winner's slave. When they both tie for second, Sargent Slash-Stab, being the Sadist Teacher she is, makes them both slaves to Intrigue, despite Intrigue having never been part of the bet (but beating their score together), using magic collars that force them to obey her wishes.
  • Idiot Ball: For Rule of Funny sure, but you think she could tell the difference between someone trying to eat Teddy and someone trying to have sex with him. Especially when Teddy's calling out to her for help.
  • I'm Not Pretty: She thinks she's a "total failure" as a succubus despite seeing her makes male half of the school close to drool and Blair risks to damage his doll body by Eye Pop. Adora does indeed make her look like an awkward teen in comparison, but Chloe is far from fully developed yet. She admits that by human standards she's probably great, but succubi are on a different level. By her own series she's officially over it.
  • Inept Mage: A variation. In Dangerously Chloe, Chloe's magic does what she wants it to, but because she's got a bad habit of not thinking her plans through, things tend to Go Horribly Right and never get her the results that she wants.
  • Love Makes You Evil: Her crush on Layla's fiance Dio is what spurs her to commit evil things after accidentally putting on the Doom Panties before she is truly ready for them, unleashing a Superpowered Evil Side.
  • Master of Disguise / Mistress of Illusion: Her latest Doom Panty related superpower. She's used it to disguise herself as Layla to get Mr. Purvis to greenlight her party.
  • Morphic Resonance: She's later shown it's not always perfect. When Pandora tried to make Chloe a double of her, Chloe's horns stayed the same and so did Pandora's when she tried to mimic Chloe—it's one way Teddy knows she's not his Chloe. When she tried to mimic Teddy, she turned into a buxom Gender Flip version of Teddy.
  • Ms. Fanservice: Especially when under the influence of the Doom Panties but also after getting her own series.
  • Nice Girl: Kinda of a wallflower in the original series before the Doom Panties incident. In the spin off, she still is but loses the shyness.
  • Put on a Bus: After the incident with the Doom Panties, she was transferred to a school just for succubi. In hell. She re-emerged in a Spin-Off webcomic.


    Theodore "Teddy" Decarlo 
An unlucky boy who accidentally made a demonic pact while sneaking through a museum at night. Now bound to Chloe.

  • Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: A combination of his previously genderbent state, Alchemy's blood, Chloe's blood, and angel blood has left him with the traits of all of them, and started his ascension into godhood. The problem is that it was unintentional and, much worse, turned him into a ticking time bomb that sent Alchemy's estimated death counter into well over 50,000. This leaves the group with having to find a way to make his ascension not kill everyone. Even without the ascension, Teddy is already man and woman, life and death, divine and infernal. And to top it off, he (well, his male half, anyway) is absolutely ripped now and his very presence sends Chloe's succubus instincts into an unstoppable and ravenous frenzy.
  • Adorkable: He's very awkward around girls, and tends to say whatever comes to mind first around them, but Chloe has repeatedly called him cute or adorable for it.
  • Badass Normal: Suprisingly, he holds his own against lost souls.
  • Baleful Polymorph: When he takes a cure Chloe gave him for his cold (made from her blood), it turns him into a near-double of Chloe (no wings or horns). As time goes on, though, the cure gets metabolized and he slowly becomes male again. When Lucretia sees Teddy slowly change from Chloe's form to his own, she thinks it's because of her voodoo doll. Once she sees a totally naked male Teddy, though, she has a Villainous Breakdown as she fears My God, What Have I Done?:
    Lucretia: NONONONONONO! She wasn't supposed to go "full incubus!" What if she can't change back? Then that would mean...
    Imagined male Chloe: Does my little kitten want her milk?
    Imagined Lucretia: N-nyaaaan...
    Lucretia: (coming to her senses) Wait, why would it mean that? What the hell am I even saying?
  • Bi the Way: Teddy begins engaging in casual sex, due to his succubus body's increased arousal and sensitivity. And thanks to the pheromones she emits, unknowingly, he soon gains a multitude of willing partners of both genders.
  • Brain Bleach: After avoiding getting eaten by Torrid, Ilsa finally wakes up and comments to having had fun with Teddy during their foreplay before mentioning she had planned to take the form his sister and play "rodeo". Needless to say, that's an image Teddy really didn't need in his head.
  • Butt-Monkey: Par for the course if you've read any of the other series. He seems more well off at the least and not willing to stand by and get pushed around.
  • Failed a Spot Check: Doesn't even notice he's been involuntarily Gender Bent until he notices he's missing something very dear to him while taking a shower.
  • Gender Bender: Was temporarily turned into a human copy of Chloe after a mysterious injection to cure his cold. Revealed to be Involuntary Shapeshifting thanks to being injected with Chloe's blood, though it may be an incomplete example of the trope since although it gives him Chloe's default female form he still "tastes virile". Happens again later when Pandora gives him another injection to stop a lust-maddened Chloe from causing his Death by Sex by draining his Life Force, only this time Alchemy adds a shot of her own blood to the mixture which may have made the effect permanent. It has since been reversed, but the process caused a whole new set of problems.
  • Nice Guy: He's quite friendly and smart, even forgiving Chloe for accidentally making his parents break up.
  • Running Gag: Anytime he is in an awkward, often compromising position, expect at least one person to go "Adulterer!"
  • Not Quite Dead: Chloe accidentally kills him in chapter 8 while trying to teach him how to kiss and gives into her Succubus urges. It separates his soul from his body but it's shown he's only in a comatose state for the time being. Not that he isn't still in danger.
  • Only Sane Man: He's quite good at figuring stuff out, and remains focused at the problem at hand (i.e. the fact that he's been damned to hell) instead of being distracted by things like Abby's A-Cup Angst.
  • Really Gets Around: As part of his plan to find a guy resilient enough to punch Chloe's v-card and survive being mauled during the act, "Teddi" begins dating nearly half the guys at her school. It soon leads to her being Slut Shamed for it, but the one she eventually gives her own virginity to is Alchemy. Afterward, Teddi begins participating in orgies with both sexes.
  • Their First Time: Teddy finally loses his virginity during his second stint as a girl, when she sleeps with Alchemy, as means of apology for landing him in trouble with his superiors.
  • Unlucky Childhood Friend: His romance with Jacqui didn't end well.

    Abigail "Abby" Decarlo 
Teddy's little sister, who quickly warms up to Chloe despite her initial misgivings.

  • A-Cup Angst:
    • When she sees Chloe go from age 13 to age 16 in a heartbeat, her first question is "Why don't my boobs grow that fast!?"
    • Later, when she sees Teddy has become a double of Chloe, she's about to say it again but Pandora hushes her.
    • She ends up injecting herself with Chloe's blood to give her big boobs like Chloe. Doesn't work. It does, however, giver her horns, wings and a tail (though Chloe is unsure if it actually turned Abby into a succubus or if she's still human but with wings, horns and a tail). Then Ilsa makes it a moot point by getting Abby to sign a contract to fully transform her into a full-grown succubus. Abby, still having the mind of a human child, is mostly just ecstatic to have huge boobs.
  • All Girls Like Ponies: Her reaction to finding herself in heaven and discovering winged ponies is to want to stay there forever.
  • Annoying Younger Sibling: It doesn't help that she tries to act like she's more mature than her brother, when she's not.
  • Blackmail: She commits suicide so she can go to Heaven and free Prudence. To make Pandora arrange for her resurrection, she leaves a note threatening that she has ensured Pandora will be blamed for her tragic passing if she doesn't help out.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Has skewed priorities and overall weird reactions to events like her brother being Only Mostly Dead.
  • Covert Pervert: When she hears Prudence screaming about naked boys, Abby's eyes visibly light up and she accidentally transposes some words.
  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: When she finds out that Prudence is imprisoned in Heaven, her plan to free her is actually pretty clever (for a trick that requires suicide to work) and includes measures for making sure Pandora gets her back. Of course, Prudence isn't actually in danger, but that's a detail.
  • I Know Mortal Kombat: She declares herself Teddy's lawyer on account on having played the Ace Attorney games.
  • The Load: She has not helped anyone so far and has hindered the rest of the cast with her dumb antics.
  • Not Quite Dead: Wound up accidentally killed by Alchemy's scythe though surprisingly took it in stride rather then freaking out. She nearly ascended to Heaven before Pandroa ran into her and brought her back to the others.

    Pandora Rapture 
A succubus classmate of Chloe's, in the human world for unclear reasons, though it's probably just to "help" (i.e. mess with) Chloe for her own amusment.

  • A-Cup Angst: A variant, only replace breasts with horns. She's quite sensitive about them.
  • Blatant Lies: Pandora's usual MO is 50% Blatant Lies and 50% Refuge in Audacity.
  • Comedic Sociopathy: pretty much defines her lifestyle. She thinks it's funny, anyway.
  • Easily Forgiven: Quite annoyingly due to Chloe's nice nature.
  • Delinquents: Implied considering she's more interested in causing mischief in places she shouldn't, like Heaven. The fact that her horns haven't grown much also indicates she not taking her studies seriously either.
  • Entitled Bitch: Pandora really seem to think everything and everyone should revolve around and unquestionably accept her selfish behaviour and way of having fun.
  • Fantastic Arousal: Teddy rubs her horns when he doesn't know any better and it renders her little more then a moaning ball of putty. When he did, though, Pandora was ready to take him Out with a Bang and send him to Hell while impersonating Chloe (which the real Chloe promised WOULDN'T happen to him). He sees her horns and rubs them, putting her in less of a state to follow through on her threat.
  • The Gadfly:
    • Consistently, she messes with Prudence because she's an easy target and is more than delighted to make fun of Teddy after Chloe accidentally turns him into a girl. Really says something when Chloe has to chloroform her so she doesn't interfere with Teddy's date with Naomi.
    • Pandora even hides her horns and puts on a Slave Leia outfit to make others think she was captured and used by Teddy as his Pleasure Slave... until she realizes Teddy doesn't have his date. Then she's mad because her pranking Teddy was wasted.
  • Horny Devils: Unlike Chloe, she's perfectly willing to feed on any male she meets.
  • Jerkass: Her relationship to Chloe is more based on when it's useful to her than any genuine friendship. She only saved her when Teddy, Abby and Prudence had distracted the angels to make her move. And before then she simply ran off completely unwilling to help since it would mean she would have to face punishment for her actions. Since moving in with Teddy, she continues to be a pain.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Very rare but it does pop up now and then. She especially seems to get along well with Abby.
  • Karma Houdini: Despite causing trouble in heaven and running from Hell along with abusing Chloe and Teddy, she has yet to receive any real comeuppance.
    • Karma Houdini Warranty: Chapter 15, however, does a lot to make Pandora suffer, as she is constantly either outwitted by Abby or humiliated by Prudence.
  • The Mole: Has a secret identity in Heaven under the name "Chastity Abstinence."
  • Morphic Resonance: Her attempt to mimic Chloe fools Charity (who hadn't seen her) but didn't fool Teddy for long as her horns and her bosom were not like Teddy remembers HIS Chloe having.
  • Poisonous Friend: She casually sets up Chloe to get captured in her place without a second thought. And it's not even the first time she gets Chloe in trouble...
  • Pretty Freeloaders: Not surprisingly once Chloe is rescued, she quickly moves right in with Teddy citing "he's her responsibility" for touching her horns which was only because he had noticed they weren't the same size as Chloe's while she was under her guise. Since then, she's done nothing but mooch off him. Even swiping his credit card.
  • Too Kinky to Torture: Catching a hot branding iron on her butt might make her yell, but tells Slash-Stab that she didn't say to stop once it was removed. In fact the only thing that seem to bother her about Ilsa's punishing her is when Ilsa refers to Pandora as her Magma-Bug.
    Pandora: Geez, Mom! Way to make this weird!
  • Yaoi Fangirl:
    • She enjoys manipulating male angels into making out.
    • Writes fanfiction about Teddy and other guys.

A younger angel sent to find Pandora. Seems to have an angel age close to Abby's (they're about the same height and apparent maturity level). Not very good at...anything, really.

  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Is easily duped and often too innocent for her own good ... but she is still an angel, one with a giant, flaming sword of righteousness in her halo.
  • The Ditz: Completely outsmarted by Teddy's genius tactics, such as when he wonders why a girl in a trenchcoat is following him around. As you can imagine, Pandora runs circles around her.
  • Fatal Flaw: Is easily duped by making her think she's done something sinful, pretty much everyone gets in on this.
  • Guardian Angel: When Charity banishes her to Earth, she quickly proceeds to assume she was assigned on a secret mission to act as one for Naomi.
  • Ironic Name: Prudent is probably the last word you'd use to describe Prudence.
  • Lawful Stupid: Believes that angels should adhere to Incorruptible Pure Pureness to a hilarious degree; case in point she feels intense guilt when she's tricked into eating Devil's Food Cake, thinking she just comitted a terrible sin.
  • New Transfer Student: Charity banishes her to Earth so she can interact with Zachuriel alone. Naomi, mistaking her for an alien abductee, takes Prudence into her house out of excitement. She proceeds to induct her into the family by introducing Prudence to her parents as a second exchange student.
  • Older Than They Look/Younger Than They Look: Presumably angels age slower than humans, but Prudence takes the cake looking about 13 but acting more like she's five.
  • Strange Minds Think Alike: When she spots Teddy in bed with Chloe (actually Pandora), she shouts "ADULTERER!" right along with Abby.
    Teddy: Still not the right word.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: "I wasn't trying to free any prisoners."
  • Verbal Tic: Prudence usually substitutes "apposed" for "supposed" and runs together big words like "remember" or "important". In short, she speaks like a pre-schooler.

Another angel, and Prudence's direct superior.

  • Big Sister Instinct: Despite her annoyance at Prudence, she does care about her and wants to protect her.
  • Bi the Way: She has made deliberate lustful moves towards Zachuriel, but she has also behaved oddly towards the idea of a girl being attracted to her, and also is completely hot for female!Teddy when she's ascending to divinity. Since angels tend to be sexually repressed, it is possible that even she isn't fully conscious of the nature of her own sexuality.
  • Brought Down to Normal: As she has to use her divinity to keep Teddy's from killing everyone she doesn't even have enough to be able to even power her halo.
  • By-the-Book Cop: That's basically what angels seem to be in relation to demons and that's the role she plays.
  • Covert Pervert: Her imagining of the sins of a girl with a possible crush on her are decidedly perverted.
  • He Who Fights Monsters: Her zealous actions against Chloe (who was unknowingly disguised as Pandora) include her using bands around Chloe to come close to strangling her.
  • Hoist by His Own Petard: ditching Prudence so she could make time with Zachuriel? Not a good idea.
  • Let's Get Dangerous!: Despite Pandora usually making her look like an idiot, she's actually a relatively competent angel, and when motivated to do so, handled Teddy's budding divine ascension with noteworthy skill, preventing a disastrous explosion of power and getting Teddy's two halves to lie down.
  • Luminescent Blush: When Pandora whispers something in her ear.
    Charity: Why would anyone ever—you should go pray! WE SHOULD ALL GO PRAY!
  • Sympathetic Inspector Antagonist: While she can be a bit of a jerk, Pandora completely deserves her animosity. Pandora is a lot better at being a demon than Charity is at being an angel, though.

The third angel of the trio sent to find Pandora, he appears to be the highest-ranking of the three.

     Lucretia Devotion 
Another succubus that attends the same school as Chloe. For some reason she seems to have a grudge against Chloe and does all she can to make her life miserable.

  • Bi the Way: She finds the idea of being with Chloe alluring whether in her normal form or when Gender Bent.
  • Evil Is Petty: Then again, she is a succubus.
  • Gone Horribly Wrong: When she sees a male Teddy, Lucretia mistakenly thinks Chloe went "full incubus," fearing there might not be a way to turn Chloe back to female again.
  • Hoist by His Own Petard: Whenever trying to make suggestion to Sgt Slash Stab to get Chole into trouble, it always ends up backfiring.
    • The first time, Chloe wound up tardy to her lesson, Lucretia suggested a itchy sweater as punishment. Slash-Stab made her wear it instead as an example if Chloe doesn't do her studies right.
    • Happened again during a Couple Break-Up exercise where she suggested making it into a contest with the hope that if she won, she'd have Chloe as her personal slave. At the end of the exercise, both Chloe and she end up tied for 2nd place. But rather then declare no winner, Slash-Stab give the both of them to the first place winner as slaves.
  • Hypno Trinket: She challenges Chloe to a bet in which the winner will have to become the loser's slave. After they both tie for second, Sergeant Slash-Stab places magic collars on them that force them to obey a succubus named Intrigue, who beat them both hands down.
  • Imagine Spot: She has three with a different Cat Girl detail on each:
    • Imagining Chloe with cat ears as she makes out with her, with Chloe talking like a Cat Girl.
    • Imagining spanking Chloe, dressed as a Playboy Bunny, but still talking like a Cat Girl.
    • When she thinks after seeing the completely-male Teddy, that Chloe's gone "full incubus" with no way turn back, Lucretia has one where Lucretia is the one mewing like a Cat Girl as a MALE Chloe asks, "Does my little kitten want her milk?"
  • Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: Not sympathetic, exactly, but literally anything she does to try to get under Chloe's skin consistently blows up in her face. It's clear she wants to be Chloe's arch-nemesis, but she simply isn't cut out for it.
  • Logic Bomb: Under the control of a magic slave collar she is ordered to find Chloe and Teddy. When she finds two Chloes, Teddy points out the possibility of bringing back the wrong one, which causes the slave collar to malfunction and send her into a Madness Mantra. Chloe expresses surprise that the paradox doesn't cause Your Head Asplode.
  • My God, What Have I Done?: Seeing a naked Teddy has Lucretia afraid her work with the voodoo doll made Chloe go "Full Incubus" and is very afraid Chloe might not able to change back to her succubus form.
  • Never My Fault: Blames Chloe for getting the itchy sweater punishment when Chloe had nothing to do with it.
  • The Rival: To Chloe apparently. Not much is really known about their history, but its obvious the two don't like each other.
  • Stalker with a Crush: She is implied to be one for Chloe, though her equivalent to a crush is a bit twisted and she doesn't quite realize that she has a crush.
  • Voodoo Doll: Tries to use one on Chloe. It technically works, but she misinterprets the results due to mistaking a shapeshifted Teddy for her.

     Sergeant Ilsa Slash-Stab 
One of the teachers at Chloe's succubus school.

  • Dark-Skinned Blond: The comic's shading suggests this to be the case.
  • Dominatrix: Of the military-based kind. Given she's part of a military-based school, that's no surprise.
  • Drill Sergeant Nasty: To the tee, she trains all succubus in a very rough manner.
  • The Dreaded: To Chloe and Lucretia.
  • Evil Laugh: Does this almost casually
  • Evil Matriarch: She isn't just a deceiving, manipulating, corrupting, cruel succubus trying to turn her wards into beings just like her. She is also Pandora's mother.
  • In Love with Your Carnage: After seeing Teddy beat the crap out of a bunch of lost souls trying to consume him, she decides to indulge herself. She outright admits that carnage turns her on.
  • It Amused Me: Giving her suggestions is a very bad idea as she has a habit of turning it around on the suggester just for kicks. Lucretia winds up suffering this twice in trying to get Chloe into trouble.
  • Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Seriously? Slash-Stab? Though at this it's apparabt that it's probably not her actual last name. It's more than likely Rapture.
  • Love Makes You Dumb: Less love, and more sex, but regardless, she becomes very oblivious when she attempts to make out with Teddy.
  • Shout-Out: Her first name, Ilsa, refered to a certain "She-Wolf of the SS."Her personality is even the same. When she sees Teddy defend himself and with his shirt ripped off, her switch goes off.
  • Too Kinky to Torture: When she gets ensnared by a sharp moving vine while her eyes are closed, she assumes it to be Teddy's rough touch. Which very much turns her on, as she ecstatically calls for him to draw blood.
  • Your Approval Fills Me with Shame: She thought Chloe was deliberately trying to mess with Teddy's life by making his parents get a divorce and congratulates her for it. Chloe obviously isn't thrilled by this.

One of the cheerleaders at the school Teddy goes to. She develops a fascination with him after having a run in with Chloe who was masquerading as him at the time. Gabrielle from Magick Chicks is living with her family as an exchange student.
  • Agent Mulder: She begins investigating Teddy after coming to the mistaken conclusion that he's an alien. So she follows him around hoping to find proof.
  • An Offer You Can't Refuse: Forces Teddy to go on a date with her lest she sic one of the school's linebackers on him.
  • Bad "Bad Acting": Tries to "outwit" Teddy by having him chase her, when he doesn't do so. She changes tactics.
  • The Cheerleader: Like her friend, but the ditzy part is downplayed and the cruel part is almost absent.
  • Double Entendre: She firmly believes Teddy to be an alien in disguise, but made it clear that she wasn't easy, by letting him know up front that there'd be "no probing" on the first date.
  • Good Is Dumb: Chugging an angel's energy drink sends all her niceness stats through the roof, turning her into an incredibly selfless individual with absolutely no filter whatsoever. Then Pandora gets involved and starts giving suggestions, leading to her jumping into the shower with Teddy and offering him some... ahem... help.
  • Hero of Another Story: Since Prudence came into her life, she's been having her share of impossible offscreen adventures.
  • Noodle Incident:
    • Somehow, she and Prudence end up in Hell fighting monsters. With Naomi wielding angelic weaponry. Though we later learn that she had been messing with Prudence's halo.
    • She had to cut the heads off a three-headed goat lion thing with each head looking like her. "That messes you up, man!" She also got married to a mermaid queen who gave her male genitalia to consummate their union.
      Naomi: And you can't just walk back from mermaid blowjobs! They're freaking amazing!
  • Only Sane Man: A parody. Naomi is more of a Cloud Cuckoo Lander who is convinced she's the only sane man.
  • Parental Favoritism: She is a victim of this. Her parents all but adopted a foreign exchange student, Gabrielle from Magick Chicks, and love her above their own daughter, considering Gabrielle their dream child. And when they call for a "family hug", they give Naomi a Snub by Omission by leaving her out while Gabrielle Blows A Raspberry to rub it in.
  • She Cleans Up Nicely: Naomi's usual self conveys a Generic Cuteness effect, But her makeover for her date with Teddy makes her downright gorgeous.
  • Weirdness Magnet: After meeting up with the angels, her life has been one Noodle Incident after another, to the point where the Council of Angels actually signs off on Prudence as her Guardian Angel because of all the danger that she's been put through. played for laughs because Prudence played a large part in making Naomi a Weirdness Magnet, though it's mostly because Naomi's first reaction to something weird is to mess with it.
  • Wrong Genre Savvy: She's clever, inquisitive, has a good eye for strangeness, and approaches things she doesn't understand in a rigorously scientific manner. She still managed to come to the conclusion that she's in a sci-fi B-Movie rather than a supernatural harem comedy.
    Naomi: Of course! Aliens! That has to be it! [...] There's no other explanation for a horned girl that isn't some kind of heaven-and-hell nonsense.

Naomi's fellow cheerleader and friend. Has a low opinion of Teddy due to their disastrous date and tries to dissuade Naomi from talking to him.
  • Bi the Way: She agrees to date both Teddy and Lacy, although in the latter case it's because she has temporarily sworn off men (after her disastrous date with Teddy).
  • The Cheerleader: Unlike Naomi, played straight. She's popular, ditzy, and somewhat cruel.
  • Imagine Spot: For some reason, imagines Teddy as a James Bond-type figure. Probably the French.
  • Inspector Javert: Due to Chloe's misguided intentions, she thinks Teddy is a pervert.
  • Mistaken for Gay: After her date with Teddy (which goes very poorly), she says she's 'sworn off men.' Unfortunately, Naomi is with her, is currently on Golden Wings and decides the best thing to do is hook Triana up with Lacy.
  • Modesty Towel: She's actually wearing three modesty towels (hips, bust, and one over her shoulders like a cape) when she confronts Teddy in the girl's locker room after his second Gender Bender[s]
  • Only Sane Man: While she's thoroughly out of the loop on the supernatural game, she's still pretty good at holding her life and cheerleader team together while madness erupts all around her.
  • Promise Me You Won't X: Tries to make Naomi promise not to talk to Teddy. Naomi promises—cut to her asking him out at lunch.

The latest member of Teddy's Unwanted Harem, Alchemy is a reaper who first appeared in an early strip of Eerie Cuties. Alchemy is a Sex Shifter who manifests as either Al (male) or Kimmy (female) depending upon what the person about to die expects to see. If no reaping is involved their appearance depends upon their feelings, and since she has a serious crush on Teddy that means we don't see much of Al but do see a lot of Kimmy. Not much else is known about her, except she really loves to boogy down in her spare time and is easily embarrassed if she's caught in the act.
  • Alien Non-Interference Clause: Isn't supposed to interfere with the natural course of life and death, calling it "nature documentary" rules.
  • Anthropomorphic Personification: She describes herself as a metaphysical embodiment of mortality.
  • Ascended Extra: She was first seen here, being zapped by the Tiresias Orb while petitioning to help save rare spotted Mexican Chupacabra.
  • Bi the Way: She is flattered by Teddy's attentions, but when she runs into Chloe, she also finds her rather cute. Just seconds before shifting to male, though she later demonstrates that she's truly Bi by being just as interested in Chloe as a female.
  • Blue and Orange Morality: has to follow "nature documentary" noninterference rules but, hey, if you get killed she'll still be your friend.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: Noted in Ascended Extra.
  • Frequently-Broken Unbreakable Vow: She treats her "nature documentary" rules kind of like guidelines.
  • Gender Bender: Alchemy seems to prefer being female. But as a metaphysical, Anthropomorphic Personification of Death, she is gender fluid and changes sex depending on a combination of what those seeing her expect death to look like and her own mood. She was also once zapped by the Tiresias Orb.
  • The Grim Reaper: She's an Anthropomorphic Personification of Death but she's actually more of a perky, bubbly reaper.
  • Headphones Equal Isolation: Which is why she failed to notice Teddy approaching her. She figured no one would see her since she was in the sky and was so into the groove she started twerking; not realizing Teddy had snuck up on her.
  • Luminescent Blush: Of course, once she realized she'd been busted, she pulled her hoodie over her head in embarrassment and flew off.
  • Magic Skirt: Kimmy's minidress always stays in place even when she's standing upside down on Teddy's bedroom ceiling, though it looks tight enough to actually work as a magic skirt in real life
  • Polyamory: She rather enjoys the idea of a 3 way relationship between herself, Chloe, and Teddy.
  • Punch-Clock Villainess: Maybe. The moment she received a page that there was a stray soul nearby, she immediately forgets her embarrassment now that her duty had literally called.
  • Sex Shifter: Manifests as either Al (male) or Kimmy (female) depending upon what the soon-to-be dead person expects or how he/she happens to be feeling at the moment.
  • Sinister Scythe: Carries one in her line of work.
  • Third Law of Gender Bending: Inverted. Alchemy manifests as a girl when she wants to do the things she defines as girly, and vice-versa.
  • Voluntary Shapeshifting: She has a limited ability to shift her appearance in different ways of personifying death. So far, she has demonstrated the ability to shift genders and make her head a skull.

     Torrid Intrigue 
A fellow succubus in Chloe's class.

  • Dark Horse Victory: She winds up winning the contest for most couples broken up by imitating an Oprah Winfrey-like host and purposely giving out bad advice during the Valentine Holiday. Since she won, Ilsa gave her Chloe and Lucretia, who tied for second place, as slaves for the weekend.
  • Drunk with Power: Chloe calls her out on this when she makes Lucretia and her do some rather demeaning things like act out a soap opera or giving massages with their breasts. She doesn't even refer to the two by name, just Slave #1 and Slave #2.
  • Hoist by Her Own Petard: Teddy picks the lock on Chloe's slave collar and then places it on her. Then Chloe uses the key to get her to pass out from thinking she overate. Heck, Teddy even provided a disraction by "marinading" himself to keep her from chasing Chloe.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: Humiliates Chloe and Lucretia with the slave collars and later is foiled by said slave collar and the boy she was trying to eat.
  • You Are Number 6: Uses this to dehumanize (well... desuccubize) Chloe and Lucretia when they are made into her temporary slaves, calling them Slave #1 and Slave #2.

Another cheerleader, along with Naomi and Triana. An out and proud lesbian, or so she says.

  • Bi the Way: Despite insisting that she's a lesbian (and seeming to be quite interested in dating Triana), she's very interested in Teddy's "thing," and gets to third base with him shortly after meeting him.
  • The Ditz: She's not terribly bright, and seems remarkably uninformed about a number of basic subjects (including human anatomy).
  • Do You Want to Copulate?: wants to see and touch Teddy's "thing"— purely out of intellectual curiosity, or so she claims—and asks if he can "do that thing where you make it bigger".
  • Has Two Mommies: Offhandedly mentions her "moms," which may be a part of why she is so insistent on identifying as a lesbian.
  • Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Inverted. She insists she's a lesbian, even after enthusiastically giving Teddy a handjob.
  • Straight Gay: Aside from her alleged homosexual tendencies, she's pretty much indistinguishable from her fellow cheerleaders.
  • Suddenly Sexuality: She assumes she's gay just because she grew up in an all female household and does not take it well when she realizes she most likely isn't.

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