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Marshmallow-kun and Marshmallow-chan, standing side by side.
The MC of the game. While there is no given name in-game, Word of God confirmed it as Marshmallow.

Provides examples of:

  • The Ace: At high levels they can do just about anything, including jobs in astronautics, bounty hunting, demon hunting, and wizardry, to name a few.
  • Batman Can Breathe in Space: In Eva's introduction, they jump into space (surviving the trip to and from) to punch a Humongous Mecha in the face.
  • Barrier Maiden: Seducing The Dark One causes her to leave Earth alone.
  • Beyond the Impossible:
    • After unlocking enough time blocks, Marshmallow is able to practice 12 hobbies and several jobs all at once, as Nina references with a How Is That Even Possible? phrase:
      Nina: Why do you have so many jobs? HOW do you have so many jobs?
    • Marshmallow somehow hacks Ruri's closed-circuit camera that wasn't even connected to the internet.
  • Bigger Is Better in Bed: For the male Marshmallow, and Buxom Is Better for the female Marshmallow. Fumi notes that they are "generously endowed", and seems rather enthusiastic that they are.
  • Breast Expansion: While a male Marshmallow becomes visibly sleeker and buff as his stats increase, a female Marshmallow bust visibly grows and gets perkier.
  • Canon Name: While they're meant to be an Audience Surrogate, and most characters refer to them in ways other than their name, Word of God has stated that their canonical name is Marshmallow. Somewhat downplayed because they have been referred to as Marshmallow a scant few times in-game (like Alpha's ode to them being called "A Song About Marshmallow").
  • The Chosen One: The Sexy Chosen One, at that, according to Karma and Sutra.
  • Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Eva's introduction involves punching an alien mech in the face.
  • Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?: Two of their haremettes are a Sealed Evil in a Can and a Humanoid Abomination.
  • Empowered Badass Normal: Eventually, one of their jobs is being a wizard.
  • Featureless Protagonist: In a sense. You can't get more featureless than a White Blob. Ayano points out a few features from her "research", though (specifically, that they're 4'2", weigh 102 lbs, and have a birthmark on their right heel).
  • Gonk: At low stat levels, Marshmallow has a hilariously hideous appearance.
  • Harem Seeker: Presumably, since girls just keep falling in love, though this may also be due to Q-Piddy's influence.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Has the chance to do this during the ending.
  • The Power of Love: If you perform a Heroic Sacrifice, the portal closes because it was an Act of True Love.
  • Purely Aesthetic Gender: Just pressing the Gender Bender buttons in the stats menu at any time results in an Easy Sex Change. It won't disrupt gameplay at all. Heck, one bit of dialogue has Bonnibel ask Marshmallow if they changed their gender.
  • Shorter Means Smarter: If you level up your wisdom or intelligence stats a lot, considering Ayano explicitly describes Marshmallow as being 4'2".
  • Star-Crossed Lovers: With Q-Pernikiss, and potentially all the other girls as well, if you choose to sacrifice yourself during the ending.
  • Took a Level in Badass: One of the most literal examples, since there's an actual Badass stat you can level up. As for a non-stat related example, they can go from an average person to someone who can jump into space, and punch the lights out of a Humongous Mecha with their bare hands (in fact, that's the cutscene that introduces Eva).
  • Unwitting Instigator of Doom: They accidentally unseal the Sealed Evil in a Can that eventually causes the Lustpocalypse, and they create the world-ending portal by failing to properly cast a spell.

A love fairy who witnesses Marshmallow crash into Cassie and makes it her goal to help them romance all of the girls. She provides the game's tutorial and blesses Marshmallow with the power of love and seduction to help them in their quest.

Provides examples of:

  • Cardiovascular Love: She's a love fairy and her outfit has hearts as a decoration in a lot of places, such as the edges of her dress, on her stockings, the legs of her boots, her crown, and the arrow she's holding.
  • Chekhov's Gunman: After the initial tutorial about how to play, she's only seen in the Hint and Store screens. Then you unlock Q-Pernikiss.
  • Pointy Ears: Her ears stick out from her head, and end in points.
  • Unwitting Instigator of Doom: The whole adventure starts from her blessing Marshmallow with their powers of love and seduction. This directly leads to Marshmallow ripping open the fabric of reality, unleashing Pamu and The Dark One, and ultimately necessitates either her or Marshmallow giving their life to save the world.
  • Winged Humanoid: She has green feathered wings coming from her back, and is human-shaped.

    Professor Wood 
A researcher that makes appearances in the introduction of all four monster girl events.

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Main Love Interests

Just out of curiosity... Do you think I'm pretty? I'm curious if... I'm attracted to dunces, I guess...

Voiced by: Pickle131

A stereotypical Tsundere, and the first girl unlocked in the game. Marshmallow first encounters her by crashing into her with their bike while they are distracted by a pigeon, CRUSHING her ribs and sending her to the hospital.

Provides examples of:

  • Bandage Babe: While she's in the hospital. She's not happy about it.
    Cassie: I look like a toilet paper pirate!
  • Brooklyn Rage: She's the Tsundere of the game, and her actress voices her with a Bronx accent.
  • Casual Kink: Proudly proclaims herself to be "an equal opportunity exhibitionist", wanting to be dressed up in lace or latex, or paraded around with no top on at her lover's behest. She also lacks any noticeable tan lines despite her love of catching rays at the beach. It should be noted that she pointedly complains about being exposed to random strangers at the Adversary level. As befits a Tsundere, she's likely using anger to mask her arousal at her predicament.
    • She will also admit to regularly going without underwear, enjoying the thrill of possibly exposing herself to others.
  • Crash-Into Hello: A rather extreme version; their first meeting is when Marshmallow gets distracted by a pigeon, and crashes into her hard enough to require medical attention.
  • Dark-Skinned Blonde: Cassie spends a lot of time at the beach so she's extremely tan.
  • Emotionally Tongue-Tied: Becomes prominent as you get close to her; it's clear she loves you, but is really uncomfortable with acknowledging it or publicly expressing it.
  • Even the Girls Want Her: One of her lines is, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yeard. And the gals, too. It's that good."
  • Mega Twintails: reach down to her hips
  • Messy Hair: Discussed in the Sweetheart selection quote: "Man, I just can't do a thing with my hair lately. It's either these giant streams of gold, or frizz city!"
  • Rapunzel Hair
  • Shameless Fanservice Girl: She's a bit of an exhibitionist and her lack of tan lines means she sunbathes nude.
  • Tsundere: Her theme. Despite this, she's the easiest girl to romance. And she's of the classic type (going from Tsun to dere as you progress).
  • Worst Aid: Downplayed, but she still receives some hilariously inept care at the hospital, as (in the NSFW version) they managed to put her hospital gown on backwards. She's understandably upset that this leaves her breasts completely exposed.
  • Your Makeup Is Running: Upon dressing her up in a wedding gown, she warns you that she's going to ruin her mascara from crying during your wedding. In her own words, this will make her "look like a melting raccoon."

All I want is someone smart, tech-savvy, motivated, with decent mid-control skills and a nice butt. Is that too much to ask?

Voiced by: Morgan Long

A Gamer Chick and the second girl unlocked in the game. Marshmallow encounters her when they button-mash through an arcade game and CRUSH her high score, leaving her crying and devouring ice cream.

Provides examples of:

  • A Date with Rosie Palms: If poked while at the Lovers level (and naked), she'll bring up how most of her experience is in "single player."
  • Adorkable: Most of her dialogue is references to video games. She's also very cheerful and playful.
  • Berserk Button: Getting outplayed. Both Ayano and Marshmallow do this, and the scaling of poorly she loses her cool depends on whom did it.
    Ayano: I played Mio on Get Smashed, and when I beat her, she... Well, nevermind. It's just a small bruise.
  • Break the Cutie: A weird, accidental example played for laughs when first meeting her; she Deteriorates Into Gibberish from the shock.
  • Buffy Speak: When referring to the protagonist at midway affection levels.
  • Buxom Is Better: She knows you're staring at them, but she doesn't mind.
  • Deteriorates Into Gibberish: Mio drifts into this after her high score is beaten.
  • Gamer Chick: Her theme. Ayano thinks she may be addicted with them.
    Ayano: I love Video Games! But I'm worried Mio might be addicted to them. Has she ever over-reacted to losing a game?
  • Heartbreak and Ice Cream: Non-romantic example. Mio is so devastated by some random stranger (aka you, the player) beating her high score on a video game that she starts guzzling down ice cream.
    Mio: Derrs errs cream... Ert ders nerthing fer mer pern... De-garbled 
  • Leaning on the Fourth Wall: Whenever Ayano is involved, usually in a form of being worried.
    Mio: Suddenly, killing girls in Yandere Simulator feels weird to me. Am I losing my edge? / I was playing Yandere Simulator today, and got a weird Meta-Deja-Vu feeling from it.
  • Nerds Are Sexy: Runs both ways. Mio is a nerd and she's very sexy, but she also talks about how much she wants to date a computer programmer.
  • Nice Shoes: She wears a pair of green sneakers with thigh-high, pink and white striped socks.
  • Who Wears Short Shorts?: Mio does.
    Mio: Hey! I don't wear these shorty shorts for warmth! I'm expecting squeezes and/or awkward shouting ala Gangnam style!

Do you want to share a tuna sandwich? Or a can of tuna? Or a raw tuna? I like sharing, so let me know your preference.

Voiced by: Michelle Marie

A self-proclaimed Cat Girl who appears to be unaware that she is a human being. Marshmallow finds her when they accidentally CRUSH her Cardboard Box Home while fleeing from the police due to protesting.

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Do you like girls? I'm not sure if you noticed, but I am one.

Voiced by: Melody Muzljakovich

A narcoleptic girl with an unusual train of thought who is often confused and makes Literal-Minded or nonsensical analogies. Marshmallow meets her when she asks them to pass her a spoon while having coffee and reading existential philosophy, only for them to inform her that there is no spoon, CRUSHING her perception of reality.

Provides examples of:

  • Buxom Is Better: Played with. Hers are bigger than her head, being E cups, which several girls are jealous of. Elle, though, is unhappy with how they're pretty much all anyone notices about her, and very sad that people are often physically attracted to her, but no one before Marshmallow actually loved her.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: A lot of the things she says have very little connection to reality, and she is seemingly unaware of the way most things work.
  • Cry Cute: Buying her a gift at Sweetheart or Girlfriend level is implied to cause her to break down in a bout of happy crying.
  • Deteriorates Into Gibberish: She starts out like this in the early levels:
    Elle: Who am I? What is who? Why is what? Who was phone? How can he slap?
  • The Ditz: If she's not being Literal-Minded, she's being perplexed by her unique train of thought.
  • Literal-Minded: Most of her dialogue revolves around her being confused by expressions.
    Are chick peas only for girls? Are there guy peas? I hope so.
  • Meaningful Name: Her name is Elle, as in (Cinder)ell(a). Appropriately, her actress makes her sound like a Disney Princess (though she sounds most like Snow White, all things considered).
  • The Nicknamer: Inquires if you'd like to be nicknamed "Beachball" or "Panda Paws" while at the Awkward Besties level. Poking her at Sweetheart or above will reveal she settled on "Panda Paws"
  • Noodle Incident: If you dress her up in lingerie, she'll admit she was momentarily worried she'd shown up to work "underdressed". Again.
    • Upon becoming Lovers, she'll ask if you've mistaken her for a squeeze toy if you poke her. According to her, it's a common mistake.
  • No Sense of Direction: Implied when she goes on a Sightseeing Date, she is looking at a map and making a Pictorial Speech Bubble of a squiggle, likely to represent confusion or frustration. If you look closely, she's also holding the map upside down.
  • Playboy Bunny: Dons the outfit for the 2017 Easter event, the prize for completion of which is a pinup of her showing off her butt in it while sucking on a carrot. Or, if you're playing the uncensored version, she's taken off the leotard and put the carrot in her ass.
  • Rose-Haired Sweetie: One of the least hostile towards the protagonist at the beginning. Even at Adversary level, she's more bewildered than angry.
  • Shrinking Violet: As her relationship with Marshmallow blossoms into love, it's learned that she's painfully aware of how ditzy and physically attractive she is, and how tearfully happy she is to have met finally someone who genuinely loves her. When you become lovers with her, she reveals that you're her first and, she hopes, her only.
  • Sleepyhead: Her theme, being a narcoleptic, to the point where she's always carrying around a pillow just in case she conks out suddenly.
    • Apparently, she's got such an extreme case, she can fall asleep during sex.

Let's play truth or dare. I dare you to do me. Sorry, I don't have a very good imagination.

Voiced by: Mel Gorsha

A girl based on the Nutaku website, which, being an adult gaming website, causes her to be extremely suggestive, vulgar and obsessed with sex. Marshmallow meets her when browsing through their favorite NSFW website (presumably Nutaku itself), at which point she enters their room by literally Breaking the Fourth Wall.

Provides examples of:

  • Added Alliterative Appeal: When clicking on her at adversary level:
    Nutaku: Voila! In view, a vivacious vaudevillian vixen, a voluptuous vision of vanity and voracious voyeur of vulgarity!note 
  • Anthropomorphic Personification: of the website of the same name, which hosts the NSFW version for free.
  • Anything That Moves: She states that the player and her have many common interests, like Bonnibel, Iro, Fumi...
    • She also will mention that she wouldn't mind sharing some of the other girls the player has seduced, expressing a desire to "take the front."
  • Bilingual Bonus: For some of her Flirts / Seduces:
    • A Crush Flirt:
      Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Google that one and get back to me, luv.
    • A Sweetheart Flirt:
      Oppai dekai ne?! Nodo kawaita?
  • Beyond the Impossible: Ayano is the only person to actually dull down her lust
    Someone is being creepy enough to dull my sex drive. That is an AMAZING accomplishment.
  • Brains and Bondage: The brains part gets implied through her familiarity with an astonishing amount of literature and lightning fast wit. The bondage part is... not implied at all.
  • Cardiovascular Love: She shapes her hands into a heart symbol when you're Awkward Besties.
  • Dark and Troubled Past: According to Ayano, she's worried about how awful Nutaku's childhood was to have her be who she is now
  • Ethical Slut: She may be an utterly incorrigible sex fiend whose entire life is ruled by her insatiable sex drive, but she still falls in love with you, making you the sole target of all her desires. How much this has to do with her actually being in love and isn't her roleplaying as your bondage slave is up for debate, since she repeatedly says her body belongs to you.
  • Everybody Has Standards: Nutaku's fine with everything...except for murder
    Well, despite my many fetishes, I don't count being murdered being one of them. A little bit of choking is okay though...
  • God Created Canon Foreigner: Nutaku was exclusive to the NSFW version hosted on Nutaku, until version 0.120.
  • Gratuitous French: This Crush Flirt:
    Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Google that one and get back to me, luv.
  • Gratuitous Japanese:
    • This Sweetheart Flirt:
      Oppai dekai ne?! Nodo kawaita?
  • The Immodest Orgasm: Poking her at any relationship level results in a rather... explicit message. Her dialogue when receiving gifts is also pretty unsubtle. Then there's her sex scene...
  • Lingerie Scene: Her main "outfit" is basically just straps and lace.
  • Mega Twintails: Not as long as Cassie's or Quill's, but much thicker
  • Mismatched Eyes: Her eyes are the same colour as her hair, only on opposite sides.
  • Multicolored Hair: Blue on the left side, pink on the right.
  • Stripperiffic: What Nutaku wears can only be considered "clothes" in the loosest possible sense of the word. Her vulva is always visible, and she makes only a token effort to cover up her nipples at the lowest relationship levels.
    • Hilariously, her Lingerie outfit is actually far more modest than her usual getup: it's a latex bondage catsuit that covers everything but her head.

There's nothing I like better than a motivated person! I love a get-shitzu-done mentality! Work hard and play hard!

Voiced by: Rachael Messer

An adventurous gal whose motorbike gets "crushed" by Marshmallow while they're practicing their archery hobby.

Provides examples of:

  • Action Girl: See Badass Biker and Thrill Seeker.
  • Affectionate Nickname: She calls Marshmallow 'Robin Hood', referencing their accidental destruction of her bike with an arrow.
  • All Women Love Shoes: Implied and downplayed with her requirements for Crush level, with just 2 shoes. She does, however, also mention she loves how she looks in heels.
  • Badass Biker: Well, angry biker, at any rate. But then again, she survived her motorcycle wreck with just a few scratches instead of broken bones (or worse). Considering that Cassie was hospitalized by a bicycle crash, Iro is one tough girl in comparison!
  • Biker Babe: She has (well, had) a motorcycle, and just look at her cute face in that picture.
  • Expy: Of Rainbow Dash, at least visually, resembling the Equestria Girls version.
  • Gold Digger: While nowhere near as bad as Nina, she definitely has shades of it. Upon becoming your Girlfriend, she'll tease you about all the horrible things she's going to do to your wallet and praises you for "digging a little deeper" to buy her more expensive gifts. She's also the first girl who requires you to buy her a car for completion.
  • Hell-Bent for Leather: She has a black jacket that is presumably leather, given how connected the ideas of bikers wearing leather are. The jacket is removed after Adversary level.
  • Multicolored Hair: And how. It's somehow layered. She even lampshades this in a piece of dialogue:
    Iro: My hair? Oh, it actually grows naturally this way. Apparently my Mom ate a rainbow when she was pregnant, and... I'm kidding!
    • Further lampshaded in the uncensored version, when she gets naked, teasing you that you must have been wondering if her carpet matched her drapes. She is, however, completely smooth around her crotch.
    Iro: [...] Well jokes on you! There's no carpet, only hardwood fl- wait no! Ack! No! Analogy gone bad!
  • Nice Shoes: She wears a rainbow-colored pair of hi-tops with wings on the ankles.
  • Punny Name: "Iro" means color/colors in Japanese.
  • Symbol Swearing: In her intro cutscene, she yells a string of symbols after her motorcycle gets wrecked.
    • In the fully voiced Steam version, it sounds like she's saying "SONUVALECHER!"
  • Thrill Seeker: Mentions that going skydiving with the player would be the perfect romantic date, amongst other things.
  • Tomboy: Her theme, being an expy of Rainbow Dash.
    • Tomboy with a Girly Streak: Despite her sporty personality, she has a stated preference for high heels, likes using flowery words and often admits she'd like it if you'd do something romantic to sweep her off her feet.

    Bonnibel Valentine
If you're aiming to impress me, go grab a frilly apron, grab a mixing spoon, and start giving that batter what for!

Voiced by: Adrienne Maclain

A Southern-accented baker with a large family. Her first meeting with Marshmallow involves spilling a bunch of baked goods and covering her in cream.

Provides examples of:

  • Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance: While not immediately visible, upon becoming Lovers with Bonnibel, you learn her pubic hair is deliberately styled and patterned to resemble rippled red velvet frosting. Fitting for a baker.
  • Big Eater: A lot of her mandatory gifts involve sweets, and she's usually seen eating on the dates. Her profile even states that eating is her hobby.
  • Cannot Spit It Out: Immediately after becoming friends, Bonnibel very clearly develops a crush on you. She'll spend every level advance conversation nervously dancing around the subject while getting more and more transparent in her implications. She finally does spit it out upon becoming Sweethearts, admitting she was absolutely terrified of being rejected.
  • Curtains Match the Windows: Both are a deep, warm, almost maroonish red.
  • Delicious Distraction: Inverted, she ruins a tray of cookies while she's daydreaming about you.
  • Does Not Wear Shoes: She frequently goes walking about barefooted whether she's doing baking work in her bakery kitchen or going on a date.
  • Fiery Redhead: Subverted. When you first crash into her whilst she's carrying a cake, covering her from head to toe in cream and icing, she hardly even chides you. She's probably the most gentle character out of them all, second only to Elle. Apart from her fetish for spanking her lover.
  • Hartman Hips: Her shapely hourglass figure is rather well-rounded out at the waistline.
  • Hidden Depths: If her admiration for the arts and smart people don't quickly clue you in that she's not a shallow person, there's also her Crush quote.
    "I'm not just an accent and a couple of measuring cups, sugar. There's more going on under this apron than you might think."
    • She's also one of the only girls who will tell you that you don't need to buy her love with expensive gifts, preferring your company to material things. Her gift requirements compared to the others in her range are quite modest, and becoming her Lover doesn't have require any gifts at all.
    "Sugar cookie, you don't have to lay these kinda gifts on me. If you're want to spend something, spend some time!"
  • Impossible Hourglass Figure: Her hips are easily the most pronounced of all the girls, Discussed during an Awkward Besties flirt, where a flustered swimsuit saleswoman described her figure as "cartoonish."
  • Kinky Spanking: Whether she'd prefer to give or receive is a bit vague, but she apparently has a fondness for spanking with implements. No longer vague in the uncensored version, where she makes it quite clear she's doing the spanking.
    "Ya'll remind me of a wooden spoon. Great for mixing it up, and you'll do for a spanking in a pinch... Tee hee!"
    • Also, if you poke her at Lover level when she's nude, she laughs and declares good-naturedly "Someone's itchin' for a spankin'!"
    • Apart from this, she's a pretty wholesome, well-mannered girl who values brains over good looks.
  • Nerds Are Sexy: On several occasions, she makes it clear she finds smart people attractive and is aroused by the creativity of artists. No points for guessing her favorite stat and preferred occupation. note  She gets a bit more explicit about it after becoming your Sweetheart, revealing she values intelligence far more than sexual prowess.
    "The sexiest organ is the brain, sugar. A little wisdom upstairs is worth all the smolder in the basement, if you catch my meaning."
  • Rapunzel Hair: Her hair goes all the way down past her butt.
  • Rose-Haired Sweetie: She has a nice, hospitable personality, red hair, and a sweet, mostly wholesome personality.
  • Single Woman Seeks Good Man: Marshmallow can be male (and seems to be assumed to be male, according to the descriptions in some of the sex scenes), and she leans towards Tenderness as far as stats go.
  • Southern Belle: Certainly has the accent and manners of one, and will sometimes describe herself as one when poked post-Lovers.
  • Sweet Baker: One of the sweetest girls in the game, especially when she gives Marshmallow some "sugar" (kisses).
  • Sweet Home Alabama: She likes to show Marshmallow some genuinely friendly down-home Southern hospitality, and when she gets a gift or goes out on a date, she'll give Marshmallow some "sugar", (i.e., an affectionate kiss), and maybe an occasional hug.

Good afternoon, Senpai! Are you wearing a new cologne today? I mean, it's not like I make a point to smell you or anything...

Voiced by: Michaela Laws

The protagonist of Yandere Simulator. In the Crush Crush world, Marshmallow is her beloved Sempai, with all the secretive (and sometimes literal) backstabbing of her rivals that entails.

Provides examples of:

  • Adaptational Heroism:
    • It's relatively minor, but even if Q-Pernikiss is the one who performs the Heroic Sacrifice, she's still crying tears of sorrow. This is one of her romantic rivals, mind you.
    • She's full blown worried about Nutaku, having to want her find something else that isn't just sex
      Hopefully someday Nutaku can find something other than sex that makes her feel like a better person.
  • Age Lift: To make the sex scenes in the NSFW version legal, she's aged up from 17 in Yandere Simulator to 18 in Crush Crush.
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Keeps up the facade of a friendly, innocent schoolgirl that seemingly likes the other rivals, but her dialogue makes it clear that she's trying to put you off them. If you visit another girl after her, sometimes the girl will comment that they feel like they're being followed, or narrowly escaped death in some way.
  • Girls Love Chocolate: Ayano has Chocolates as her preferred gift.
  • Clingy Jealous Girl: Of course. When she's not outright threatening the other girls' lives behind your back, she's badmouthing them or trying to convince you that they're bad news.
  • Determinator: She's willing to take on rivals like Pamu and Bearverly to get her Senpai, and she never gives up on trying to kill them no matter how many times she fails.
  • Failure Is the Only Option: Try as she might, no matter which girl she targets, she'll never be able to successfully Murder the Hypotenuse. The only person she ever successfully kills is Generica, and even then she doesn't actually succeed in getting rid of her permanently.
  • Horrifying the Horror: Looking into Ayano's eyes terrified the Dark One.
  • Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: While she's just as keen on eliminating her rivals as ever, none of her attempts ever pan outnote  and she's a full-fledged love interest.
  • In-Joke: A lot of references to her original game surround her, such as her bust size being "variable" or her lines about pointless emails like what her game's developer is constantly bothered by.
  • Intercontinuity Crossover: She is Ayano Aishi from Yandere Simulator.
  • Knife Nut: She repeatedly tries to Murder The Hypotenuses with knives and cleavers, although she does use other methods like Tampering with Food and Drink.
    Ayano (describing her new knife): "Guaranteed not to slip, even when covered in... milk."
    • Like with Pamu:
      Pamu: Wow! Some broad has been stalking me with a knife! She's so disturbed and adorable - I love her!
      Ayano: I think that Pamu might not be human... She laughs when she's stabbed... I hear.
    • And Alpha:
      Alpha: My handlers told me that I received some poisoned chocolates.note  I wonder if by accident?
      Alpha: I think someone tried to hack my servers today. And by "hack" I mean with a meat cleaver.
    • And Quill:
      Quill: Are Cat-Catchers allowed to use steak knives for their jobs? Because the one that's chasing me sure is.
    • And regarding Elle:
      Ayano: I heard people with narcolepsy sometimes slip and fall and stab themselves with knives 20 or 30 times. How awful!
  • Last Second Sentence Swap:
    Ayano: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME—Oh, sorry! You surprised me! I thought you were someone else, tee hee!
  • Murder Is the Best Solution: One of the few times she explicitly states her violent tendencies is when The Dark One is involved.
    Ayano: That Darkness Girl is so lost and alone. But if she's going to destroy the world, I guess we should kill it.
    Ayano: If you'd like my help dealing with that Darkness Girl, Senpai, I can grab my box cutter anytime.
    Ayano: So you're trying to defeat the Darkness Girl with The Power of Love? May I suggest a spiked bat?
  • Never Speak Ill of the Dead: Despite Q-Pernikiss being one of her romantic rivals, after the latter's Heroic Sacrifice, she can't help but contribute to the Tender Tears.
  • Only Sane Man: With people like Pamu and Luna, Q-Pernikiss and Eva, Bearverly, and The Dark One, it says an lot regarding what Ayano can do and yet still seem like the most normal person of the bunch... despite having a variable bust size.
  • Psycho Lesbian: Considered this if you play as a girl.
  • Russian Reversal: Instead of the typical relationship level notifications ("You are now Sweethearts with Ayano!"), her notifications focus on her relationship to you ("Ayano is starting to notice you!").
  • Shout Out: One of Ayano's poses is Yuno Gasai's memetic "yandere face" from Future Diary.
    • Ayano's behavior of giving info upon the various girls is an shout out to Info-Chan from Ayano's main game
  • Yandere: And if that wasn't obvious enough, she's constantly trying to bad-mouth or kill the other girls, despite failing all the time.

Logdate 7112 - The Marshmallow from the local time group remains in constant contact. I am beginning to find them physically appealing.

Voiced by: Adoxographist (Elissa Park)

A librarian-assassin from a post-Sex-pocalypse future.

Provides examples of:

  • A-Cup Angst: She's well aware that her breasts are small compared to most of your harem, and makes efforts to rectify her supposed deficit. By modifying herself to have boobs as big as Elle's. It took her barely thirty minutes to develop back pain that was, in her words, "excruciating."
  • Brains and Bondage: She's not as forthright about it as Nutaku, but Fumi will offhandedly mention an appreciation for acts that involve her being handcuffed and whipped.
  • Censor Steam: Her Adversary artwork depicts her wreathed in a cloud of smoke while obviously nude. Upon becoming Lovers, she will happily note that the steam has dissipated and her genitals are now completely visible.
  • Defrosting Ice Queen: Her romance follows her defrosting.
  • Expospeak Gag: Many of her jokes revolve around her highly technical speech pattern. It initially makes her come off cold and robotic, but transforms into endearing as she warms up to you, even flirting with you like a technical manual.
    Fumi: "I have noticed you performing repeated perfunctory scans of my mammary glands. If you'd like, I have no objections to you performing a much more thorough investigation."
  • Free-Love Future: Hails from one, though it's also apparently something of a Bad Future, as human sexuality has been severely impacted. She remarks that the past is far more focused on relationships and dating, as opposed to wanton lust, and states her rather racy lingerie would be considered formalwear in the future. This makes sense, as she hails from a Post Apocalyptic future which has undergone the "Lustpocalypse".
  • Heroes Want Redheads: Her status as a hero is up for discussion, but she will express a desire for a threesome involving Nina, and has apparently spent considerable time ogling Bonnibel naked.
  • Meganekko: Obviously. Lampshaded at upgrade to Lover
    Fumi: Access granted. My garment security passcode is "Meganekko". Do your worst.
  • Rapunzel Hair: Her ponytail goes all the way down past her butt.
  • Scary Shiny Glasses: Only during moonlit strolls.
  • Scannable Man: She has a bar code on the back of her neck.
  • Screw the Rules, I Make Them!: Once her relationship level is high enough, she'll say that if she needs to alter the course of history for the two of you to stay together, she'll do so without remorse.
  • Technobabble: Most of her dialogue is this.
  • Time Travel: She shows up because of this à la Terminator

click here to see her human form

Voiced by: Cody Vigue (bear form), Melody Muzljakovich (human form)

An actual bear. Met in an otherwise all-human party, in which Marshmallow accidentally hurts her feelings.

Provides examples of:

  • Animorphism: Some of her dialogue reveals she was a warrior who was transformed into a bear, and she can be turned back into a human once you reach Lover level with her.
  • Bears Are Bad News: She knocks Marshmallow out during their first meeting.
  • Big Eater: Bearverly demands lots of chocolate and cake at low relationship levels.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: In her Lovers scene...
  • Expy: Her furry form is one of Polt.
  • Good Scars, Evil Scars: As a human, she has several noticeable claw-mark scars across her body which are purely cosmetic.
  • Hulk Speak: Her text is in all capitals with poor grammar as well as constantly referring to herself in the third person.
  • Joke Character: Was originally created as an April's Fools joke, but players liked her enough for her to stay.
  • Little Bit Beastly: Her humanoid form is a human girl with bear ears, claws and fur below her knees and elbows.
  • Nonstandard Character Design: She is a mostly realistic-looking bear in makeup and feminine clothing in contrast to the other Animesque girls.
  • Punny Name: Of "bear", and Beverly.
  • Seashell Bra: If you two go to the beach in her humanoid form, she has a sea star on one of the breasts and some algae on the other.

How do ye feel about fraternizin' with the staff? Because I'm definitely down with fraternizin'.

Voiced by: Adrienne Maclain

A maid that Marshmallow hires to help manage the ever-growing pile of money from taking on multiple jobs.

Provides examples of:

  • Berserk Button: Messing with her drinks as could be seen in a post-Ayano remark.
  • Big Sister Instinct: Towards Elle, surprisingly enough. She remarks how much of an innocent sweetheart the sleepyheaded girl is, and demands that you treat her exceptionally well.
    • Might be more than just sisterly instinct, as a late Summer 2018 event offered, as its prize, a pin up of Nina happily tickling and teasing Elle at a Japanese festival alongside some other girls. While groping her breasts. In the uncensored version, it's just the two of them, and they're naked on a bed, making it even more likely her intentions are not sisterly.
  • Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: Nina refuses to wear an authentic French Maid outfit.
  • French Maid: Her Theme, although she's Scottish.
  • Gold Digger: She only accepts cars as gifts, the most expensive kind in the game, at least before you unlock a few more exponentially expensive ones via the late-game Wizard job. She also is unlocked by you having lots and lots of money.
  • Lady Drunk: Really, really likes her beer, Stout in particular, and has actually gained a level of expertise in brewing her own.
  • Ninja Maid: Apparently; at Lover level, she informs you she's an expert at swordplay.
    Nina: If ye ever want to take up swordplay or brewing craft beer, let me know. I happen to be an expert.
  • Romantic Wingman: Offers to serve as this at high enough relationship levels. Interestingly, she starts offering upon becoming your girlfriend.
  • Servile Snarker: Enjoys doing this, especially early on in her romance.
  • Shameless Fanservice Girl: If dressed in her birthday suit, she'll encourage Marshmallow to make being nude her official dress code and will observe that "...clothes are the work of Satan!"
  • Sibling Yin-Yang: A fiery, hardworking maid strongly contrasts her canonical brother, Anon, a Playful Hacker and gamer.
  • Submissive Badass: Her badass qualities are a bit understated, more offhandedly mentioning her skill with a sword and being a Fiery Redhead par excellence, but it's clear she's a very able woman. As she grows close to Marshmallow, she slowly reveals a submissive streak, encouraging you to make her work naked or generally boss her around, visibly becoming happier in her servile role.
  • Violent Glaswegian: She bursts into the room, slamming her resume on the desk, which causes the other butlers to flee the room in panic.

Ain't no mountain high enough! Ain't no connection slow enough! Ain't no breakfast fried enough to keep me from getting to you babe!

Voiced by: Aokikuri

A digital idol singer. She notices Marshmallow practicing their "Emo" skill during one of her concerts.

Provides examples of:

  • Accidental Pervert: Literally. She says she once accidentally went on stage naked. "So many nosebleeds."
  • All Women Love Shoes: Implied with her requirements for Sweetheart level, with 500 shoes.
  • Body Horror: Played for laughs, she had an... incident where she accidentally uploaded herself into a "smart toaster."
  • Expy: Of Hatsune Miku.
  • Hologram Projection Imperfection: She's a hologram and her image is broken up by scanlines. Until she becomes human
  • Intangibility: As a hologram, she's intangible, and makes a lot of comments about it, such as in this Friendzoned Chat:
    Alpha: So... What does a solid person do for fun? I'm a hologram, so I can't hit a volleyball or eat a falafel.
  • Mega Twintails: As befitting an Expy of Hatsune Miku
  • Misplaced Accent: Despite being based on a Japanese android, she inexplicably has a Russian accent.
  • Offstage Villainy: Happens when she catches a virus.
    Alpha: I got some malware yesterday and turned evil for a few hours. But no worries - I'm all fixed up now!
  • Pinocchio Syndrome: She desperately wants to become human, even breaking down crying while admitting the one thing she wants more than anything is to know what it feels like to hold your hand. Once you reach her Lover level, you can make that happen.
  • Sense Freak: She gets a major kick out of being tangible, to the point of running around nude at Lovers' level and in NSFW mode.
  • Virtual Celebrity: Her theme, being an expy of Hatsune Miku.

"I'm vanilla flavoured. Try it! Except for one or two spots. But those are the fun spots."

Voiced by: Kayla Ross

A dark goddess of sex, who was trapped in the shrine seen on the forest dates, until Marshmallow accidentally paraglides into it and releases her.

Provides examples of:

  • Anything That Moves: Mentions she transformed into you at a certain point and 'banged' Bearverly. The game is also pretty tame up until you encounter her, but Pamu's dialogue gets relatively... explicit at points.
    Pamu: Do you mind putting on a tuxedo, a mask and a top hat, and then just nailing me from behind for a few hours? It's sort of a fetish of mine.
    Pamu: This dialog string has been flagged as inappropriate for all ages. Content removed.
    Pamu: My favorite kind of movies can't be shown in theaters. FYI. TMI. SMH.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: Has no concept of its existence; she blatantly talks about being in the game, mentioning it by title, 'finishing' other girls, taking your diamonds, 'grinding hearts' and downloading an autoclicker, amongst many, many other things.
  • The Cameo: She makes a few cameo appearances in a few other harem H-games, such as Love Esquire.
  • Drone of Dread: Seems to emit one at the Nuisance level. Which also foreshadows her involvement in much of the endgame's... unpleasantness. It might also, given Pamu's... appetites, just be a vibrator that she's left on while talking to you.
    Pamu: "*conspicuous buzzing sound*"
  • I Will Show You X: When you poke her at low relationship levels.
    Pamu: You call that a poke? I'll SHOW you a poke!
  • Nightmare Fetishist: Judging from these lines of dialogue...
    Pamu: Wow! Some broad has been stalking me with a knife! She's so disturbed and adorable - I love her!
    Ayano: I think that Pamu might not be human... She laughs when she's stabbed... I hear.
  • Rapunzel Hair: Her hair goes all the way down past her butt.
  • Sealed Evil in a Can: Her theme. Sutra, at Sweethearts level and above, will even mention that she almost caused the extinction of her entire race. How exactly she's supposed to have done such a thing is another matter entirely...
    Sutra: Watch out for that Pamu. She nearly caused the extinction of my people. Also, she bites.

I can definitely guess your alignment. It's Lawful Sexy!

Voiced by: Michelle Marie

A sorceress-warrior from another dimension, who is transported to Marshmallow's after they start learning magic.

Provides examples of:

  • A-Cup Angst: She has the smallest breasts in the game, and it worries her a bit.
  • Blasé Boast: In a talk at Nuisance level:
    Luna: I'm surprised you're not more afraid! You're in the presence of the most powerful, beautiful, and humble sorceress in Dark World!
    Luna: I don't mean to brag, but I'm a sparkling conversationalist and an amazing lover. You should consider courting me.
  • Department of Redundancy Department: In a flirt at Awkward Besties level:
    Luna: Lord of Darkness of the Dark World, I call upon you. Grant me your dark darkness so I may darken the darkest regions of the dark, and bring darkness to the great darkness within the darkness!
  • Expy: Of Lina Inverse.
  • Space Elves: Yeah, she fits.

Do you find me physically desirable? I have no experience with such social interactions.

Voiced by: Adoxographist (Elissa Park)

A giant robot pilot who emerges from the growing interdimensional rift that had summoned Luna.

Provides examples of:

  • Came from the Sky: From a Portal in Space, really.
  • Emotionless Girl:
    • Naturally, since she's an Expy of Rei.
    • Gradually starts being subverted as you progress your relationship with her. At a high enough level, she'll mention that this is the first time she has been able to generate a FEELS field with her own emotions, and the experience is rather overwhelming for her.
  • Expendable Clone: Eva references that she is this at Nuisance level.
    Eva: Do not feel bad. Had I been destroyed, it would not have been a great loss. Mecha pilots do not tend to last very long.
  • Expy: Of Rei Ayanami.
  • Humongous Mecha: She pilots a black and green Evangelion-like mecha.
  • Mama Bear: Has one in the form of her mecha.
    Eva: I'll take you for a ride in Mecha Zero sometime. But you'll need to think pure thoughts about me. She's a bit protective.
  • Rei Ayanami Expy
  • Stone Wall: Her requirements for each level are pretty simple (just a bunch of dates, and a certain number of hearts clicked). She also has massive requirements for such simple criteria.

Come my Gorgeous! Let us do Sexy Yoga to free your mind and limber your body.

Voiced by: Kristyn Mass

A master of sexy arts, who has a sordid past involving Pamu. Identifies Marshmallow as the "Sexy Chosen One" that needs to maximize their love skills to seal the interdimensional rift before it causes the Sex-pocalypse.

Provides examples of:

  • Bodyguard Crush: Sutra is her bodyguard and lover.
  • Big Beautiful Woman: Despite just having a softer physique than the other girls, the game treats her this way. Ayano has a different opinion.
  • One True Love: With Sutra, though perhaps with a lesser intensity—however, that may simply be because Sutra tends to express herself quite strongly.
    Karma: Sutra is my Guardian. She is my lover, my confidant, my friend and my masseuse. You should see what she can do with those abs!
    • Not that this stops either of them from indulging in some Mentor-Protege Romance with Marshmallow, and Karma, for her part, seems genuinely enamored with her pupil.
  • Punny Name: Combined with her bodyguard, they are the Kama Sutra, famous book about sex positions.
  • Protectorate: Sutra is her bodyguard.

You must find beauty everywhere. In yourself. In the world around you. Even in your crazy ex-girlfriends.

Voiced by: Ainaris Quinones

Karma's protector, and lover.

Provides examples of:

    The Dark One
Aww man, the evil girl falling for the hapless hero is SO CLICHE! I hate this game! Hahaha!

Voiced by: Morgan Long

A manifestation of the interdimensional portal that, unless sufficiently wooed, will doom the world.

Provides examples of:

  • A Form You Are Comfortable With: They're an Eldritch Abomination with different forms, but she interacts with you looking like a goth version of Mio.
  • Bored with Insanity:
    The Dark One: Nothing? No untimely death? Life is suffering.
    The Dark One: If your plan is to defeat me with disappointment, you're doing very well.
    The Dark One: I'm here to end the world, you're here to... click stuff, I guess. Can we hurry this along?
  • Boss Battle: Her hearts will continuously go down, she gives you no diamonds, and she'll consume your Reset Boost to boot.
  • Creepy Cool Crosses: Wears a couple of these. She's a Goth, after all.
  • Deadly Gaze: Looking into her eyes is enough to kill people.
    • Unless you're Ayano, apparently.
    Ayano: That Darkness Girl stared into my eyes today. But then she seemed to get spooked, and ran away. How strange!
  • Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?: Considering her frequent references to 'different forms', she's very unlikely to actually be human, so her endgame is essentially this.
  • Evil Costume Switch: She refers to herself as having taken the form of someone you already love and trust, Mio, only 'recoloured' (and she even disses the devs for getting lazy with her design).
  • Goth: Though she seems to be of the Gloomy variety at first glance, it quickly becomes apparent she's more of a Lone Psycho—which is only fitting, given she wants to end the world.
  • Humanoid Abomination: She looks human, but looking into her eyes kills people and she mentions she has different forms.
  • I Shall Taunt You: Oh yes, she shall.
    The Dark One: Do you play video games to hide from your insecurities? Or do you just like working for your spank bank?
  • Inconvenient Attraction: Rather. She wants to destroy the world, after all, and falling for the protagonist doesn't really align with that goal.
  • Love Redeems: To a certain extent. She does eventually decide to leave Earth alone once you reach higher relationship levels with her. Too bad that her finally accepting your love causes her to literally dissolve into nothingness (as can be seen in her Lover photo).
  • Mechanically Unusual Fighter: Unlike the rest of the girls, the Dark One removes hearts over time instead of gaining them.
  • Meta Guy: Like Mio, Nutaku, and Pamu, she's aware that she's in a video game and takes constant potshots at it.
  • Not Afraid to Die: Fond of taunting Ayano.
    The Dark One: I'm going to loosen my shoes and stand near a balcony. Let Ayano know.
    The Dark One: Oh dear. I'm just a helpless, depressed goth chick, I sure hope no one murders me for LOVING SENPAI!
    The Dark One: Actually, if that Yandere chick could go ahead and just take me out now, that would be great.
    The Dark One: Will someone hand Ayano a baseball bat or something and encourage her to follow her dreams?
  • Not Quite Dead: Comes back in a Phone Fling, and explains her "death" was just her getting banished back to the Dark World.
  • Palette Swap: Of Mio. She's aware of this and hates it.
  • Red Eyes, Take Warning: Has these, and looking her in the eye can kill you.

I like the dating! It's all ceremonious and nuanced. Like - oh, you're holding my hand! Are we married now?

Voiced by: Mippa (Melissa Sternberg)

Q-Piddy in a sexier form, cursed by Pamu for the lulz just when she was about to close the interdimensional rift and stop the Sex-pocalypse.

Provides examples of:

  • Final Boss: She's the last girl in the game, and getting the ending involves reaching Lover level with every character (including her).
  • First Love: Will say that the protagonist is this to her, as well as her One True Love, and thanks them for showing her what it is like to love before she has to sacrifice herself.
  • Girliness Upgrade: Pamu curses her as soon as she arrives in her Chibi form, turning her into a human-sized fairy in a rather revealing outfit, along with some... enhancements. Though she loses her powers the moment it happens, so 'upgrade' is debatable at best.
  • Happily Ever After: Subverted. Either Pernikiss sacrifices herself, or the protagonist does, leaving her mourning them for the rest of her long, long (possibly immortal) life.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Will do this when she is restored to her full power, to close the portal threatening Earth. Before going, she says that before she met the protagonist, she was determined, but now that she has known true love, it's far more difficult for her. You have the chance to take her place, instead.
  • Identity Amnesia: Struck with this after Pamu's curse. Is particularly mystified by her new body, her breasts specifically.
  • Quest for Identity: The Power of Love, your love, to be specific, will slowly help her recover her memories, and power in the process.
  • Not Quite Dead: Comes back in a Phone Fling to reveal that she didn't die from entering the portal and ended up in the Dark Dimension.
  • The Reveal: While regaining her memories, she casually lets it slip that she's responsible for the first meeting with Cassie, via throwing a pigeon at you and causing the Crash-Into Hello.
  • Self-Sacrifice Scheme: Arrives once the Dark One has gone, with the sole purpose of sacrificing herself by throwing herself into the portal, as only a Being of True Love can close it.
  • Star-Crossed Lovers: See Happily Ever After, above.

Phone Flings

    Peanut Valentine

Voiced by: Shiyon

Bonnibel's younger cousin who accidentally texts Marshmallow trying to get notes for her Physics class when her classmate gives her a fake number. While she acts mostly like a Cute Bookworm during Marshmallow's interactions with her, her NSFW interactions with them make it clear that she is eager for "action".

Provides examples of:

  • A Date with Rosie Palms: She attempts to convey this to Marshmallow through a joke, although according to her, the response is better when her male friends tell it:
    Peanut: Well - let's just say that if three people having sex is a "threesome", you could definitely call me "handsome".
  • Ascended Extra: She won the first voting poll to become a full-fledged date in the game.
  • All There in the Manual: She mentions visiting a cousin's bakery to pick up some cupcakes, but it's Word of God that states in clear terms that she's related to Bonnibel.
  • Book Worm: She's a physics student at the University.
  • Insecure Love Interest: The thing that Marshmallow "crushes" when they finally meet face-to-face is her self-esteem, as by that point, they're taking on multiple jobs, hobbies, and romances while Peanut is just starting her freshman year at S.T.F. University. However, she grows out of it as their relationship continues to improve.
  • Nice Girl: She doesn't get angry, and has a sweet disposition during the "adversary" stage after Marshmallow foils the robbery; she's a bit nervous, and hopes to see Marshmallow again on a date.
  • No Name Given: Her last name is given from Miss Desirée asking about her, which is 6 Phone Flings away. The release of Babybelle's Fling even later confirms that it's shared with Bonnibel's direct family.
  • Ordinary High-School Student: Contacts the player by mistake when she's trying to get notes for her Physics class from a classmate.
  • Shrinking Violet: When Marshmallow foils a robbery, Peanut feels rather shocked from insecurity when asked to reschedule the date. The opening narration mentions that Peanut needs a bit of encouragement to "come out of her shell".


Voiced by: Amanda Kay

A fast-food delivery girl that has made frequent trips to Marshmallow's estate.

Provides examples of:

  • Ascended Extra: She placed first in the second voting poll to become a full-fledged date in the game; unlike the first poll, all of the top three were added.
  • Balloon Belly: Invoked, but also downplayed to a realistic variant of the trope. During one conversation, Wendy tries inducing a food coma by stuffing herself silly, and she decides to show off her physical progress to Marshmallow. In the “before” picture alone, she's already eaten quite a few burgers, and her belly is noticeably plumped up.
    • She gets another one of similar size in her sightseeing date photo, this time viewed from the side and bulging from underneath her regular outfit. Unlike the previous example, what she's filled up on isn't shown, but it's definitely being topped off with a smoothie.
  • Big Beautiful Woman: Wendy is very full-figured, even moreso than Karma, and could easily be considered plump. Marshmallow admires her for it, though, and it doesn't stop Wendy from being very flirtatious. Some of her phone conversations imply she has no qualms with getting a little bigger.
  • Big Eater: Wendy's an unabashed glutton, and being in the fastfood industry ensures she stays that way. At one point, she plans to spend time at home, eating 20 cheeseburgers.
  • Big Fun: Wendy is by far the plumpest of the fully date-able girls. She's also very exuberant, positive-minded and full of sexual energy.
  • Burger Fool: Works as a delivery person for the Salty Pepperoni pizza chain. Unusually for the trope, she actually loves her job.
  • Buxom Is Better: Her breasts are quite noticeable.
  • Expy: Her name and socks are reminiscent of the fast food restaurant Wendy's.
  • Fetish: It's all but outright stated that Wendy's into feederism, being a textbook example of a feedee. She regularly challenges herself to eat a ton in one sitting, deriving sexual pleasure from both it and her extremely full belly. She's also heavily associated with the number 69, for a more overtly sexual form of eating.
  • LOL, 69: The number 69 is all over the place as one of the datable girls, as all of her requirements - number of gifts, number of dates, number of hearts, etc. - are measured with alternating 6's and 9's.
  • Naked First Impression: In a secondary set of conversations, she reveals that one of her fantasies is to make a delivery to someone that answers the door completely nude. She then decides to try out being on the "naked" end of that exchange with the next person that delivers to her, only to regret it when it turns out to be a work colleague.
  • Obsessed with Food: Tends to combine food with romance, whether it's Erotic Eating or just getting turned on by having a saucy dinner.
  • Zettai Ryouiki: A rare thick-thighed version.


Voiced by: Amanda Parker

Marshmallow's high school crush, who they confess their love to and ask to meet under the school's sakura trees for a date. Initially introduced as one of the girls, she is then immediately CRUSHED (stabbed) by Ayano, who Marshmallow runs into thinking that Generica has rejected them.

She suddenly sends a series of strange texts to Marshmallow after her death, leaving them confused until she reveals her identity and the fact that she is a ghost. Her messages come off as creepy and desperate as having a sexual fantasy with Marshmallow is her Unfinished Business, and they agree to help her carry out this fantasy so that her spirit can be at peace.

Provides examples of:

  • Ascended Extra: A double example. In the base game she was originally a Bait-and-Switch that introduces Ayano and dies as soon as she's introduced, but come the Phone Flings update she begins to contact you upon becoming Frenemies with Ayano, expanding upon her character and story. She would go on to place third in the second voting poll to become a full-fledged date in the game; unlike the first poll, all of the top three were added.
  • Back from the Dead: Speaks to Marshmallow via phone after she dies. Subverted because she comes back as a ghost, and as of January 2020, was upgraded to a full romance option. Played Straight upon reaching lover, turning back into a living girl.
  • Decoy Protagonist: She's initially presented as the eighth girl, but is soon killed by Ayano (the actual eighth girl).
  • Expy: Of Kokona Haruka while alive. Her appearance and personality are more distinctive as a ghost.
  • The Faceless: Her face is always hidden in shadows. No longer the case when she comes back as a ghost.
  • Losing a Shoe in the Struggle: After getting crushed (stabbed), her empty, bloody shoe is visible in the background of her intro cutscene.
  • Meaningful Name: Her name is meant to evoke the generic, high school love interest. Subverted because her design is that of the very identifiable Kokona Haruka.
  • Mega Twintails: She has bright purple tornado drill pigtails.
  • Non-Indicative Name: By the time you get to properly meet her, she can hardly be considered "generic" anymore.
  • Overly Long Gag: Her Phone Fling conversation last for a rather long time due to her texts being spaced out between each syllable/word/phrase. Lampshaded by Marshmallow at one point.
  • The Power of Love: According to her, her love for Marshmallow is what is preventing her from passing on.
  • Roaring Rampage of Revenge: While not acted upon, she sounds... very bitter whenever you trigger her one of her dialogue upon switching between Ayano and her. Even after reviving her.
    Generica: S H E I S N E A R R E V E N G E.
  • Sacrificial Lamb: She briefly appears, getting ready to meet Marshmallow for a date, only to be killed off very early by Ayano.
  • Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Upon introducing her as a date.
  • We Hardly Knew Ye: Killed by Ayano in her intro cutscene. Comes back in the Phone Flings update though.

A barista contacting Marshmallow over a promotional gift card.

Provides examples of:

A weather girl campaigning to win a pageant consisting of other weather girls, including one that looks like a pirate.

Provides examples of:

  • Beauty Contest: Originally contacts the player as part of her campaign to win the Miss Forecast contest.
  • Going Commando: The NSFW version has Marshmallow wondering if all weather girls do this. Sofia does, at least.
  • Weather Report: Her job is presenting these.
  • What the Hell Is That Accent?: Sofia never uses contractions and some of her dialogue is oddly-worded, implying she has an accent of some kind. Since she doesn't have an audible voice, there's no indication what that accent is.

A gymnast who saw Marshmallow training, and wants to know their workout routine.

Provides examples of:


Voiced by: SkyRae

A secluded hacker that challenges Marshmallow to match her skills, with the cost of failure being to misuse all of their personal information.

Provides examples of:

  • Ascended Extra: She placed second in the second voting poll to become a full-fledged date in the game; unlike the first poll, all of the top three were added.
  • Beyond the Impossible: Ruri lampshades it after Marshmallow (somehow) hacked into her security system despite that system not being connected to the internet in any way.
    • This happening again when they somehow hack her laptop while it's not only disconnected, but physically cut off from the internet inside a vault is what encourages her to meet them in person.
  • Fetish: She's got a thing for feet, both her own and Marshmallow's. She'll ask Marshmallow to rate her feet, none too subtly encouraging them to ask her for a footjob, and will admit she wouldn't mind being "poked" with their feet.
  • Geeky Turn-On: Ruri becomes interested in Marshmallow after they manage to out-hack her.
  • Playful Hacker: Her Fling begins with her stating that she's already hacked into your phone and bank accounts (and hentai), but will leave them alone if entertained.
  • Wall Bang Her: While nude, she'll coyly inform Marshmallow that she's only 93 pounds and there's a perfectly good wall that's currently being neglected.

    Miss Desirée
The head of S.T.F.U(niversity). Peanut gave her Marshmallow's number as a reference in her application.

Provides examples of:

  • Hot Teacher: She's the Senior Department Head of a University, which is close enough.

A spunky girl from decades past, warped to the present on a forced journey of self-discovery.

Provides examples of:

  • The Nineties: The decade she's originally from, which she embodies in fashion and tastes.
  • Expy: Of Punky Brewster. She claims she even has a rival named Becky Brewner.
  • Fish out of Temporal Water: She was flung from her home decade into the present by a genie, purely to have a fling.

The captain of a local volleyball team, who contacts Marshmallow mainly because of a prank by Pamu.

Provides examples of:

  • Affectionate Nickname: Asks for Marshmallow to call them "Soy".
  • Passionate Sports Girl: Originally contacts Marshmallow because she needs an extra for her volleyball team, and Pamu had put their name on a team-making site as a prank.
  • Reluctant Fanservice Girl: The first fanservice picture she sends is a complete accident, depicting herself in the shower posing for an artsy friend. However, she ends up fantasizing over a stranger seeing her that way, and her second fanservice pic is fully intentional.

A quirky artist who's worried about being in a slump, contacting Marshmallow at random to get an outsider's perspective on the nature of the creative process.

Provides examples of:

  • Body Paint: Talking with Marshmallow about better incorporating herself in her art leads to Lake literally embracing her work, and sending pics with her chest censored by her paint.
  • Eccentric Artist: Dialed Marshmallow's number at random to converse about the nature of art and artists, and was the one that asked "Soy" to take a picture of herself showering in order to base a sculpture of a water nymph on her.

A maid that texts Marshmallow for permission to deal with some stains in a non-regulated way.

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  • French Maid: A more traditional example, and one of many hired by Nina to help manage Marshmallow's assets.
  • Maid Corps: Her Fling reveals to Marshmallow that Nina has secretly assembled one to keep their luxuriously spacious mansion maintained.


A skater girl who lost her best friend/first love some time ago.

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  • Implausible Boarding Skills: Her innate talent is pulling this off, though she worries it's not a well-paid hobby.
  • The Lost Lenore: Her former "more than friend", Ceres, tapped out a few years before Marshmallow is texted by her, nostalgic and curious who ended up with her phone number after she was no longer around to use it.
  • One Phone Call: Her voiced call has her in police precinct using her one call to contact Marshmallow and de-stress after she's caught spraying grafitti and assumed to be part of a gang.
  • Suddenly Voiced: Was the second Fling to get a voiced secondary conversation, after Renee.

A nurse from the Centre for Learning Intimate Technologies, texting everyone as part of a health & safety campaign.

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  • Country Matters: She's a nurse who works for the Centre for Understanding Nutritional Technology.
  • Ethical Slut: She's very open about her sexuality, as part of her campaign to help people understand the value of openness and consent.
  • Hospital Hottie: She's a sexy, well-dressed nurse who works to educate people on how to maintain good health, physical and mental, in the bedroom.
  • Stronger Than They Look: Mentions that one of her kinks is having her partner be forceful with her, but if anyone tries it without her consent, she's capable of putting them in the fetal position.

    Babybelle Caroline Valentine
"Now, doesn't that just look like someone having the time of their life? Hahaha!"
Bonnibel's younger sister, who texts Marshmallow by accident while borrowing her sister's phone.

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  • Cordon Bleugh Chef: Her talents are in gardening and wine-making, though the latter has involved some taste experiments that didn't go as planned, such as using eggplant and wasabi.
  • Family Theme Naming: She and her sisters all have names that end in bel(le).
  • Fetish: She is quite flattered when Marshmallow says she has beautiful feet. She goes on to say she loves her feet, Marshmallow's and everyone else's feet, feeling a little "fire" when she sees an advertisement with bare feet.
  • Mushroom Samba: The third part of her conversation involves her trying to use a strange mushroom in her latest wine, only to wind up a babbling mess.
  • Southern Belle: A given, considering that she's Bonnibel and Maybelle's younger sister.

A shy girl that claims to have spent time with Marshmallow when they were both very young.

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  • Didn't See That Coming: Is understandably floored when she tries to dare Marshmallow into kissing a bear, and gets a pic of Bearverly in response.
  • Dramatic Irony: She and Marshmallow used to give each other silly dares, and she can remark on how absolutely absurd it was to, say, kiss a bear. She doesn't contact Marshmallow until the player has reached at least the Girlfriend level with Bearverly.
  • Forgotten First Meeting: She remembers Marshmallow fondly, though Marshmallow doesn't immediately recognize her name when she texts him.
  • Suddenly Voiced: She's the first to get a fully voiced phone call conversation, and the first voiced character period in the free version.

A good-hearted French spy. Having data that Marshmallow has displayed acts of heroism, she plays the role of one of their lovers to throw off hackers will ill intent, while actually using them as a liaison to her superiors. Actually, while she is a spy, she isn't being tailed. She just wanted to flirt with Marshmallow after reading their file.

Provides examples of:

  • Distracted by the Sexy: Her entire plan. She hides sensitive information as data hidden in image files she sends Marshmallow. She and Marshmallow pretend to be long-distance lovers hoping any other spies don't pay attention to the files being exchanged.
  • Everything Sounds Sexier in French: Her basic gimmick.
  • Oh, Crap!: As indicated by her emoticon "O_O" in response to Marshmallow deducing that her being hunted by hackers was a lie.

An anime-loving, aspiring artist in the same classes as Lake. Having trouble creating a generic-looking lead for her work-in-progress harem manga, she learns about Marshmallow from Lake and seeks to draw them, preferably nude.

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A caretaker at "Sad Panda / Happy Panda", a charity organization that takes care of red pandas (and not a game development company). She calls to ask if Marshmallow would like to make a donation.

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    Dr. Fumi 
An alternate-timeline version of Fumi, who is calling to make sure people are using common sense during the 2020 Coronavirus emergency, and rewarding the sensible with a saucy picture of herself. Expresses no interest in potentially making out with another Fumi.

Provides examples of:

  • Alternate Self: An alternate veraion of Fumi who's a doctor instead of a library assassin.
  • Screw Yourself: Discussed and defied. Marshmallow can ask her if becoming attracted to your alternate self is commmon occurence, to which she replies it is although actually acting on those feelings is a different story. Dr.Fumi herself isn't keen on the idea.

DLC / Limited Time Events

You can hold my hand if you want to. I do not grasp the implications of such a gesture, but I'm willing to discover them.

Voiced by: Shu Mei

An alien-gem-girl that's summoned in a ritual that involves throwing a LOT of diamonds into a lake.

Provides examples of:

  • Continuity Snarl: In one of her Lovers quotes she says she wasn't aware her clothes could be removed. However, at earlier levels, one of her images has her flirtatiously lifting her dress off her shoulder.
  • Everything's Better with Sparkles: She's covered in them.
  • Expy: While not as obvious as Eva or Alpha, her status as a gemstone themed, inorganic and holographic galactic overlord is a clear Shout Out to the Diamonds from Steven Universe. Her speech patterns are also very reminiscent of Starfire from Teen Titans.
  • Galactic Conqueror: Her dialogue alludes to this.
  • Hard Light: Made of it
  • Humans Through Alien Eyes: Spends a lot of time being confused and intrigued by human biology and culture
    I'm still trying to figure out how you work. Could you please explain what the "buttocks" is for, and why it haunts me so?
  • Silicon-Based Life: Her dialogue about "organic lifeforms" indicates she's inorganic, although her diamond basis means she's actually carbon based
  • Technicolor Eyes: Hers are pink.
  • Treasure Is Bigger in Fiction: Look at the diamonds she's wearing.
  • Unlockable Content: You get her if you have pledged CA$ 60 or more for Hush Hush, or as a special purchase.

(She watches you wistfully, copying your actions. Then she copies your face and it gets awkward)
A slime girl that Prof. Wood introduces to Marshmallow when the latter decides to be a Monster Girl Master.

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A robot Cat Girl, and the second monster girl that Prof. Wood introduces.

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The third monster girl Prof. Wood has researched.

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The fourth monster girl Prof. Wood introduces to Marshmallow.

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Voiced by: Haley Parsley

A gothic girl who is fascinated by morbidity, including her own potential death.

Provides Examples of:

  • Elegant Gothic Lolita: All of her outfits involve a lot of lace and frills.
  • Eyepatch of Power: Nearly always wearing one, although some scenes show it's just for fashion.
  • Faking the Dead: The player meets her in a graveyard, when Marshmallow accidentally disturbs the coffin where she was pretending to be dead in for fun.
  • Girls Love Stuffed Animals: She's always carrying around a stuffed bunny named Lilith.


Voiced by: Isabelle Amponin

An anthropomorphic rice cooker from Japan, who Marshmallow purchases.

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Voiced by: Ashley Sahler

A ninja-in-training who ends up becoming Marshmallow's apprentice after her Sensei's death.

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Voiced by: Aimee Smith

A phone's voice assistant turned into a real(-ish) girl.

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Voiced by: Megan Shipman

A superheroine known for her cheetah-like speed.

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  • Boobs of Steel: She's a cat-themed superhero with breasts as large as her head,
  • Captain Ersatz / Expy: She is described as being "ostensibly" based off of Cheetara, but not too much.
  • Gameplay and Story Integration: Her dates center around teaching Marshmallow the technique of "Speed Dating", which is a feature unlocked by purchasing her that allows gifts and dates to be dealt with instantly if the player has the in-game funds, rather than having to go through menus and wait for each transaction to complete.
  • Super Speed: She's a cat-themed superhero with this power.


Voiced by: Elsie Lovelock

The headmaster of Snogwarts Magic School, which Marshmallow is able to attend due to their own magic studies.

Provides Examples of:

  • Captain Ersatz / Expy: A witch that's both the head of the Snogwarts Magic school and its Defense Against the Sexy Dark Arts teacher, making her a blatant reference to the Harry Potter series.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: One of her statements is that a student threw sand at her and called her a sandwich, so she threw a desert back and notified their next of kin.
  • Hidden Eyes: Even without her hat, her eyes are always covered in shadow. Some of her lines imply that looking into them directly would drive one mad, while others state it just helps her secretly stare at cleavage.


Voiced by: Elsie Lovelock

A girl that loves to groove, who befriends Marshmallow at a party.

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  • Life of the Party: She loves a good rave, and first meets the player when they "crush" it on the dance floor.


Voiced by: Aimee Smith

A firefighting dog-human that crushes expectations by saving Marshmallow (from a scenario identical to one in which a dog was the victim) and then immediately falling in love.

Provides Examples of:

  • Animal-Eared Headband: Wears one with two doggy ears on it.
  • Animals See in Monochrome: Can possibly comment that she's confused by being asked about her different eye colors, because she doesn't know what color is.
  • Big Friendly Dog: Her motif.
  • Continuity Cameo: One of her high-affection dialogues is about meeting with a wolf boy who wanted any public knowledge of him having fun to remain a secret, which refers to Volks from Blush Blush.
  • Foil: To Quill, acting as the energetic dog-girl to her quiet cat-girl.
  • Furry Reminder: She has one almost much every line.
  • Genki Girl: As evident by her voice actress, she's loud and easily excited.
  • Hartman Hips: While it's not evident in her default costume, her alternates show her to have the highest waist-hip ratio of any of the girls.
  • Little Bit Beastly: Tessa's tail is 100% real, as seen in the 18+ variant of her Lovers scene.
  • Love at First Sight: Loves Marshmallow from the moment they meet, with all of the usual relationship upgrades being preceded with a "technically".
  • Mismatched Eyes: As shown in her pic, her eye colors don't match.
  • Reality Subtext: She can mention envisioning herself living with Mio and Quill as roommates. Mio, Quill, and Tessa are all names of pets owned by the game's developers.
  • Rescue Romance: She meets Marshmallow when she, and some firefighters, saves them from an inferno.
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Voiced by: Katelyn Barr

A mysterious, brooding woman of action that shows up when Marshmallow is briefly threatened by someone named "Superioroth".

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Voiced by: Nola Klop

A kind and generous woman, who refuses to love again after the tragic deaths of all her previous lovers.

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  • Born Unlucky: Tragedy follows her wherever she goes, though it doesn't affect her directly.
  • Damsel in Distress: Her first encounter has Marshmallow saving her from the foreclosure of her restaurant/orphanage/dance hall by tango-ing with her so beautifully the debt collector explodes into sparkles.
  • Evil Twin: Has one named Lola, who mostly just tries to steal their mom's recipes.
  • Gypsy Curse: One of the many reasons for her bad luck, though the gypsy calls "Take backsies" after learning about Marshmallow.
  • Spicy Latina: She's got a heavy accent and a passion for the tango.

A haughty princess.

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  • Brick Joke: Doesn't grasp the implications of "horse-riding bareback" in her early relationship levels, even remarking on how people around her just stare at her after saying that. By the time Lover level is reached, she realizes the implications and declare everyone to be "dirty-minded".
  • Regal Ringlets: Has her hair styled like these to reflect her royal status.

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