Characters / Crush Crush

Character Index
Crush Crush (Girls) | Blush Blush (Guys) | Hush Hush

The Main Characters

Marshmallow

Marshmallow-kun and Marshmallow-chan, standing side by side.

The MC of the game. While there is no given name in-game, Word of God confirmed it as Marshmallow.

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• The Ace: At high levels they can do just about anything, including jobs in astronautics, bounty hunting, demon hunting, and wizardry, to name a few.
• Batman Can Breathe in Space: In Eva's introduction, they jump into space (surviving the trip to and from) to punch a Humongous Mecha in the face.
• Barrier Maiden: Seducing The Dark One causes her to leave Earth alone.
• Beyond the Impossible:
  • After unlocking enough time blocks, Marshmallow is able to practice 12 hobbies and several jobs all at once, as Nina references with a How Is That Even Possible? phrase:
    Nina: Why do you have so many jobs? HOW do you have so many jobs?
  • Marshmallow somehow hacks Ruri's closed-circuit camera that wasn't even connected to the internet.
• Big Beautiful Man / Big Beautiful Woman: According to Ayeka, Marshmallow is 4'2" and weighs 103 lbs, which means that they are overweight for their height ^note Granted, considering the Badass and Buff stats, most of the excess weight might just be muscle. Doesn't stop them from gaining a large harem.
• Bigger Is Better in Bed: Fumi notes that a male Marshmallow is "generously endowed", and seems rather enthusiastic that they are.
• Breast Expansion: While a male Marshmallow becomes visibly sleeker and buff as his stats increase, a female Marshmallow bust visibly grows and gets perkier.
• Buxom Beauty Standard: Fumi notes that a female Marshmallow is "generously endowed", and seems rather enthusiastic that they are.
• Canon Name: While they're meant to be an Audience Surrogate, and most characters refer to them in ways other than their name, Word of God has stated that their canonical name is Marshmallow. Somewhat downplayed because they have been referred to as Marshmallow a scant few times in-game (like Alpha's ode to them being called "A Song About Marshmallow") as well, as well as many more times in the Phone Flings.
• The Chosen One: The Sexy Chosen One, at that, according to Karma and Sutra.
• Deadpan Snarker: You can choose to play them this way via specific dialogue options in a lot of phone flings - although to be fair, most of the cast have their moments.
• Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Eva's introduction involves punching an alien mech in the face.
• Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?: Two of their haremettes are a Sealed Evil in a Can and a Humanoid Abomination.
• Doom Magnet: Most of their initial Meet Cute moments involve them upsetting their future lovers for one reason or another. They have the chance to lampshade this in the Phone Flings.

  Marshmallow: Be warned that disaster follows me on all my first dates. Bring an umbrella.

• Empowered Badass Normal: Eventually, one of their jobs is being a wizard.
• Extreme Omnisexual: A given, seeing the type of game this is. You can romance interdimensional deities, ghosts, holograms, and even a bear. This is lampshaded at various points by different characters.
• Featureless Protagonist: In a sense. You can't get more featureless than a White Blob. Ayeka points out a few features from her "research", though (specifically, that they're 4'2", weigh 103 lbs, and have a birthmark on their right heel).
• Gonk: At low stat levels, Marshmallow has a hilariously hideous appearance.
• Harem Seeker: Presumably, since girls just keep falling in love, though this may also be due to Q-Piddy's influence.
• Heroic Sacrifice: Has the chance to do this during the ending.
• The Password Is Always "Swordfish": Apparently Marshmallow has a problem with this.
  Nina: Your Jazzers account was hacked again. I took the liberty of changin' your password from "123" to "imabloodyeejit".
• Pintsized Powerhouse: Despite being 4'2", they are capable of some downright superhuman feats. Not to mention that they can be a skilled Hired Gun regardless of their height once they reach a certain Buff & Badass stat.
• The Power of Love: If you perform a Heroic Sacrifice, the portal closes because it was an Act of True Love.
• Purely Aesthetic Gender: Just pressing the Gender Bender buttons in the stats menu at any time results in an Easy Sex Change. It won't disrupt gameplay at all. Heck, one bit of dialogue has Bonnibel ask Marshmallow if they changed their gender.
• Shorter Means Smarter: If you level up your wisdom or intelligence stats a lot, considering Ayeka explicitly describes Marshmallow as being 4'2".
• Star-Crossed Lovers: With Q-Pernikiss, and potentially all the other girls as well, if you choose to sacrifice yourself during the ending.
• Took a Level in Badass: One of the most literal examples, since there's an actual Badass stat you can level up. As for a non-stat related example, they can go from an average person to someone who can jump into space, and punch the lights out of a Humongous Mecha with their bare hands (in fact, that's the cutscene that introduces Eva).
• Unwitting Instigator of Doom: They accidentally unseal the Sealed Evil in a Can that eventually causes the Lustpocalypse, and they create the world-ending portal by failing to properly cast a spell.

Q-Piddy

A love fairy who witnesses Marshmallow crash into Cassie and makes it her goal to help them romance all of the girls. She provides the game's tutorial and blesses Marshmallow with the power of love and seduction to help them in their quest.

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• Cardiovascular Love: She's a love fairy and her outfit has hearts as a decoration in a lot of places, such as the edges of her dress, on her stockings, the legs of her boots, her crown, and the arrow she's holding.
• Chekhov's Gunman: After the initial tutorial about how to play, she's only seen in the Hint and Store screens. Then you unlock Q-Pernikiss.
• Pointy Ears: Her ears stick out from her head, and end in points.
• Punny Name: Her name is a play on "Cupid."
• Unwitting Instigator of Doom: The whole adventure starts from her blessing Marshmallow with their powers of love and seduction. This directly leads to Marshmallow ripping open the fabric of reality, unleashing Pamu and The Dark One, and ultimately necessitates either her or Marshmallow giving their life to save the world.
• Winged Humanoid: She has green feathered wings coming from her back, and is human-shaped.

Professor Wood

A researcher that makes appearances in the introduction of all the monster girl events.

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• Groin Attack: Gets kicked in the "coin pursh" by Spectrum the centaur.
• The Professor: He's an Expy of Professor Oak that introduces Marshmallow to all the monster girls.

Main Love Interests

Cassandra "Cassie" Caprice

Just out of curiosity... Do you think I'm pretty? I'm curious if... I'm attracted to dunces, I guess...

Voiced by: Sayuri "Pickle131" Maebara

A stereotypical Tsundere, and the first girl unlocked in the game. Marshmallow first encounters her by crashing into her with their bike while they are distracted by a pigeon, CRUSHING her ribs and sending her to the hospital.

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• Alliterative Name: Her first and surname start with C.
• All There in the Manual: Hush Hush - Only Your Love Can Save Them info gives her full name.
• Brooklyn Rage: She's the Tsundere of the game, and her actress voices her with a Bronx accent.
• Casual Kink: Proudly proclaims herself to be "an equal opportunity exhibitionist", wanting to be dressed up in lace or latex, paraded around with no top on at her lover's behest, or even going out without underwear to enjoy the thrill of possibly exposing herself to others. She also lacks any noticeable tan lines despite her love of catching rays at the beach. Though she pointedly complains about being exposed to random strangers at the Adversary level, it's likely she use her anger to mask her arousal at her predicament, as befitting a Tsundere.
• Crash-Into Hello: A rather extreme version; their first meeting is when Marshmallow gets distracted by a pigeon, and crashes into her hard enough to require medical attention.
• Emotionally Tongue-Tied: Becomes prominent as you get close to her; it's clear she loves you, but is really uncomfortable with acknowledging it or publicly expressing it.
• Even the Girls Want Her: One of her lines is, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And the gals, too. It's that good."
• Gyaru Girl: Her school uniform outfit is done up in kogal style with an oversized sweater vest, microskirt, and loose socks.
• Messy Hair: Discussed in the Sweetheart selection quote: "Man, I just can't do a thing with my hair lately. It's either these giant streams of gold, or frizz city!"
• Shameless Fanservice Girl: She's a bit of an exhibitionist and her lack of tan lines means she sunbathes nude.
• Tsundere: Her theme. Despite this, she's the easiest girl to romance. And she's of the classic type (going from Tsun to dere as you progress).
• Worst Aid: Downplayed, but she still receives some hilariously inept care at the hospital, as (in the NSFW version) they managed to put her hospital gown on backwards. She's understandably upset that this leaves her breasts completely exposed. In censored mode, she becomes a Bandage Mummy instead.
• Your Makeup Is Running: Upon dressing her up in a wedding gown, she warns you that she's going to ruin her mascara from crying during your wedding. In her own words, this will make her "look like a melting raccoon."

Mio Farrow

All I want is someone smart, tech-savvy, motivated, with decent mid-control skills and a nice butt. Is that too much to ask?

Voiced by: Morgan Long

A Gamer Chick and the second girl unlocked in the game. Marshmallow encounters her when they button-mash through an arcade game and CRUSH her high score, leaving her crying and devouring ice cream.

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• Accidental Pervert: She mentions she likes to play video games naked, but she sometimes forgets she's currently streaming herself. Hush Hush removes the accidental part.
• Author Avatar: Of Sad Panda Studios artist and CEO Morgan Long, who also provides her voice acting. Mio has even become her VTuber persona!
• Berserk Button: Getting outplayed. Both Ayeka and Marshmallow do this, and the scaling of poorly she loses her cool depends on whom did it.
  Ayeka: I played Mio on Get Smashed, and when I beat her, she... Well, nevermind. It's just a small bruise.
• Big-Breast Pride: She knows you're staring at them, but she doesn't mind.
• Break the Cutie: A weird, accidental example played for laughs when first meeting her; she Deteriorates Into Gibberish from the shock.
• Buffy Speak: When referring to the protagonist at midway affection levels.
• Deteriorates Into Gibberish: Mio drifts into this after her high score is beaten.
• Flirtatious Smack on the Ass: She says she wears her short shorts to invite butt squeezes.
  Mio: Hey! I don't wear these shorty shorts for warmth! I'm expecting squeezes and/or awkward shouting ala Gangnam style!
• Gamer Chick: Her theme. Ayeka thinks she may be addicted with them.
  Ayeka: I love Video Games! But I'm worried Mio might be addicted to them. Has she ever over-reacted to losing a game?
• Heartbreak and Ice Cream: Non-romantic example. Mio is so devastated by some random stranger (aka you, the player) beating her high score on a video game that she starts guzzling down ice cream.
  Mio: Derrs errs cream... Ert ders nerthing fer mer pern... ^De-garbled This ice cream... it does nothing for my pain...
• Leaning on the Fourth Wall:
  • On her VTuber channel, Mio speedruns Crush Crush.
  • In Hush Hush, when you choose not to react to her dislodging her top, she mentions that there should be an achievement for it... like pops at that exact moment, for that exact reason.
• Nerds Are Sexy: Runs both ways. Mio is a nerd and she's very sexy, but she also talks about how much she wants to date a computer programmer.
• Punny Name: Her name is a wordplay on Mia Farrow.
• Too Dumb to Live: Twice in Hush Hush. First, letting her attempt to fix an arcade machine without a high enough Tech Savvy stat will kill her. Second, letting her meet with her obsessed fan. She even rejects an offer to let the player accompany her.

Quill Purnell

Do you want to share a tuna sandwich? Or a can of tuna? Or a raw tuna? I like sharing, so let me know your preference.

Voiced by: Michelle Marie

A self-proclaimed Cat Girl who appears to be unaware that she is a human being. Marshmallow finds her when they accidentally CRUSH her Cardboard Box Home while fleeing from the police due to protesting.

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• Animal-Eared Headband: Uses one because she believes she's a cat.
• Cardboard Box Home: Quill lives in one until it gets CRUSHED.
• Cat Girl: Her theme, to the confusion and consternation of several other characters. Her ending reveals she is actually aware she's not really a cat, she's just very committed to roleplaying one in daily life. Possibly overlaps with Casual Kink, with her use of an anal sex toy to complete the look and her desire to be treated like a pet in public.
• Cleavage Window: Has one in her lingerie outfit, which is, quite appropriately, shaped like a cat.
• Dull Surprise: At lower relationship levels, her voice is mostly monotone. She emotes more as time goes on.
• Expressive Accessory: Her Animal-Eared Headband will droop and flatten as if they were real cat ears. Same with her tail, being that it's actually a buttplug fetish toy that acts like a real cat tail. Given all the other magical elements of the setting, this could be a case of her fervently believing she's a cat empowering them.
• Girlish Pigtails
• Head Pet: Her kitten.
• Significant Birth Date: Subverted. Her birthday is October 31, Halloween, but nothing is made of it.
• Stealth Pun: On Adversary level, her clothing and hair are soaked. In other words, she's a wet pussy.

Eleanor "Elle" Reed

Do you like girls? I'm not sure if you noticed, but I am one.

Voiced by: Melody Muzljakovich

A narcoleptic girl with an unusual train of thought who is often confused and makes Literal-Minded or nonsensical analogies. Marshmallow meets her when she asks them to pass her a spoon while having coffee and reading existential philosophy, only for them to inform her that there is no spoon, CRUSHING her perception of reality.

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• Buxom Beauty Standard: Played with. Hers are bigger than her head, being E cups, which several girls are jealous of. Elle, though, is unhappy with how they're pretty much all anyone notices about her, and very sad that people are often physically attracted to her, but no one before Marshmallow actually loved her.
• Cloudcuckoolander: A lot of the things she says have very little connection to reality, and she is seemingly unaware of the way most things work.
• Deteriorates Into Gibberish: She starts out like this in the early levels:
  Elle: Who am I? What is who? Why is what? Who was phone? How can he slap?
• The Ditz: If she's not being Literal-Minded, she's being perplexed by her unique train of thought.
• Dude, She's Like in a Coma: Being a narcoleptic, she mentions she could fall asleep even during sex. She gives Marshmallow permission to continue if that happens.
  Elle: If, umm... If I fall asleep during... activities, you don't need to stop. You always have my enthusiastic consent.
• Kindhearted Simpleton: Elle's thought process is often something to behold and she is also quite Literal-Minded. She's also among the most sweet-natured and innocent characters in the entire game, rivaling Peanut.
• Literal-Minded: Most of her dialogue revolves around her being confused by expressions.
  Elle: Are chick peas only for girls? Are there guy peas? I hope so.
• Logic Bomb: This line could arguably count.
  Elle: Someone once asked if I was being honest. Can you answer that question with 'no'?
• Meaningful Name: Her name is Elle, as in (Cinder)ell(a). Appropriately, her actress makes her sound like a Disney Princess (though she sounds most like Snow White, all things considered).
• The Nicknamer: Inquires if you'd like to be nicknamed "Beachball" or "Panda Paws" while at the Awkward Besties level. Poking her at Sweetheart or above will reveal she settled on "Panda Paws"
• Noodle Incident:
  • If you dress her up in lingerie, she'll admit she was momentarily worried she'd shown up to work "underdressed". Again.
  • Upon becoming Lovers, she'll ask if you've mistaken her for a squeeze toy if you poke her. According to her, it's a common mistake.
• No Sense of Direction: Implied when she goes on a Sightseeing Date, she is looking at a map and making a Frustrated Overhead Scribble. If you look closely, she's also holding the map upside down.
• Playboy Bunny: Dons the outfit for the 2017 Easter event, the prize for completion of which is a pinup of her showing off her butt in it while sucking on a carrot. Or, if you're playing the uncensored version, she's taken off the leotard and put the carrot in her ass.
• Rose-Haired Sweetie: One of the least hostile towards the protagonist at the beginning. Even at Adversary level, she's more bewildered than angry.
• Shrinking Violet: As her relationship with Marshmallow blossoms into love, it's learned that she's painfully aware of how ditzy and physically attractive she is, and how tearfully happy she is to have met finally someone who genuinely loves her. When you become lovers with her, she reveals that you're her first and, she hopes, her only.
• Sleepyhead: Her theme, being a narcoleptic, to the point where she's always carrying around a pillow just in case she conks out suddenly. Apparently, she's got such an extreme case, she can fall asleep during sex.
• Their First Time: Elle reveals it when she has sex with Marshmallow.

Nutaku

Let's play truth or dare. I dare you to do me. Sorry, I don't have a very good imagination.

Voiced by: Mel Gorsha

A girl based on the Nutaku website, which, being an adult gaming website, causes her to be extremely suggestive, vulgar and obsessed with sex. Marshmallow meets her when browsing through their favorite NSFW website (presumably Nutaku itself), at which point she enters their room by literally Breaking the Fourth Wall.

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• Added Alliterative Appeal: When clicking on her at adversary level:
  Nutaku: Voila! In view, a vivacious vaudevillian vixen, a voluptuous vision of vanity and voracious voyeur of vulgarity!^note Considering the striking similarity to V's rather famous (though much longer) monologue, especially of the opening and the words used, it may be a Shout-Out to it.
• Anthropomorphic Personification: Of the website of the same name, which hosts the NSFW version for free.
• Bilingual Bonus: For some of her Flirts / Seduces have her speak in a different language, even encouraging the player to google what she just said in one instance.
• Beyond the Impossible: Ayeka is the only person to actually dull down her lust.
  Nutaku: Someone is being creepy enough to dull my sex drive. That is an AMAZING accomplishment.
• Brains and Bondage: The brains part gets implied through her familiarity with an astonishing amount of literature and lightning fast wit. The bondage part is... not implied at all.
• Cardiovascular Love: She shapes her hands into a heart symbol when you're Awkward Besties.
• Dark and Troubled Past: According to Ayeka, she's worried about how awful Nutaku's childhood was to have her be who she is now. However, Ayeka frequently lies about all the girls in an attempt to get you to stay away from them, so this is likely not true.
• Ethical Slut: She may be an utterly incorrigible sex fiend whose entire life is ruled by her insatiable sex drive, but she still falls in love with you, making you the sole target of all her desires. How much this has to do with her actually being in love and isn't her roleplaying as your bondage slave is up for debate, since she repeatedly says her body belongs to you.
• Everybody Has Standards:
  • Nutaku's fine with everything... except for murder.
    Nutaku: Well, despite my many fetishes, I don't count being murdered being one of them. A little bit of choking is okay though...
  • Ayeka is creepy enough to dull her sex drive. Nutaku says that's an amazing accomplishment.
• Gratuitous French: This Crush Flirt:
  Nutaku: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Google that one and get back to me, luv.
• Gratuitous Japanese: This Sweetheart Flirt:
  Nutaku: Oppai dekai ne?! Nodo kawaita?
• The Immodest Orgasm: Poking her at any relationship level results in a rather... explicit message. Her dialogue when receiving gifts is also pretty unsubtle. Then there's her sex scene...
• Lingerie Scene: Her main "outfit" is basically just straps and lace.
• Ms. Fanservice: You think?
• Stripperiffic: What Nutaku wears can only be considered "clothes" in the loosest possible sense of the word. Her vulva is always visible, and she makes only a token effort to cover up her nipples at the lowest relationship levels. Hilariously, her Lingerie outfit is actually far more modest than her usual getup: it's a latex bondage catsuit that covers everything but her head.

Iro Kawase

There's nothing I like better than a motivated person! I love a get-shitzu-done mentality! Work hard and play hard!

Voiced by: Rachael Messer

An adventurous gal whose motorbike gets "crushed" by Marshmallow while they're practicing their archery hobby.

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• Action Girl: See Badass Biker and Thrill Seeker.
• Affectionate Nickname: She calls Marshmallow 'Robin Hood', referencing their accidental destruction of her bike with an arrow.
• All Women Love Shoes: Implied and downplayed with her requirements for Crush level, with just 2 shoes. She does, however, also mention she loves how she looks in heels.
• Annoying Laugh: She says this about herself.
• Badass Biker: Well, angry biker, at any rate. But then again, she survived her motorcycle wreck with just a few scratches instead of broken bones (or worse). Considering that Cassie was hospitalized by a bicycle crash, Iro is one tough girl in comparison!
• But Not Too Foreign: She's half-Japanese on her father's side, explaining her name.
• Cute Little Fangs: In some images of her with an open-mouthed smile, Iro has a fang that is barely visible.
• Downer Ending: Implied as a possibility. Her introduction in Hush Hush reveals her last relationship ended very badly. Since it is unknown when Hush Hush occurs in relation to Crush Crush (or if they're even in the same reality), this may or may not be referring to Marshmallow.
• Expy: Of Rainbow Dash, at least visually, resembling the EQUESTRIA GIRLS version.
• Gold Digger: While nowhere near as bad as Nina, she definitely has shades of it. Upon becoming your Girlfriend, she'll tease you about all the horrible things she's going to do to your wallet and praises you for "digging a little deeper" to buy her more expensive gifts. She's also the first girl who requires you to buy her a car for completion.
• Hell-Bent for Leather: She has a black jacket that is presumably leather, given how connected the ideas of bikers wearing leather are. The jacket is removed after Adversary level.
• Innocent Innuendo: Makes an accidental Double Entendre and lampshades it in one quote.
  "Oh man, I got stuffed in the barrel yesterday... Surfing. Hmm. That sounded oddly sexual."
• Punny Name: "Iro" means color/colors in Japanese.
• Rainbow Motif: She wears a red bikini with rainbow-colored sleeve gloves and socks as her holiday outfit:
  Iro: I love any outfit that has a dash of rainbows! Ha! References!
• Symbol Swearing: In her intro cutscene, she yells a string of symbols after her motorcycle gets wrecked.
  • In the fully voiced Steam version, it sounds like she's saying "SONUVALECHER!"
• Thrill Seeker: Mentions that going skydiving with the player would be the perfect romantic date, amongst other things.
• Tomboy: Her theme, being an expy of the Equestria Girls version of Rainbow Dash.
  • Tomboy with a Girly Streak: Despite her sporty personality, she has a stated preference for high heels, likes using flowery words and often admits she'd like it if you'd do something romantic to sweep her off her feet.
    Iro: Lots of people think I'm a tomboy, but I like pretty things too. I can rock a pair of heels!

Bonnibel Valentine

If you're aiming to impress me, go grab a frilly apron, grab a mixing spoon, and start giving that batter what for!

Voiced by: Adrienne Maclain

A Southern-accented baker with a large family. Her first meeting with Marshmallow involves spilling a bunch of baked goods and covering her in cream.

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• Analogy Backfire: Does this to herself when poked.
  "You rogue! Do I look like a batch of dough th' needs kneading? Wait, don't answer that..."
• Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance: While not immediately visible, upon becoming Lovers with Bonnibel, you learn her pubic hair is deliberately styled and patterned to resemble rippled red velvet frosting. Fitting for a baker.
• Big Eater: A lot of her mandatory gifts involve sweets, and she's usually seen eating on the dates. Her profile even states that eating is her hobby.
• Cannot Spit It Out: Immediately after becoming friends, Bonnibel very clearly develops a crush on you. She'll spend every level advance conversation nervously dancing around the subject while getting more and more transparent in her implications. She finally does spit it out upon becoming Sweethearts, admitting she was absolutely terrified of being rejected.
• Curtains Match the Windows: Both are a deep, warm, almost maroonish red.
• Delicious Distraction: Inverted, she ruins a tray of cookies while she's daydreaming about you.
• Fiery Redhead: Subverted. When you first crash into her whilst she's carrying a cake, covering her from head to toe in cream and icing, she hardly even chides you. She's probably the most gentle character out of them all, second only to Elle. Apart from her fetish for spanking her lover.
• Hartman Hips: Her shapely hourglass figure is rather well-rounded out at the waistline.
• Hidden Depths: If her admiration for the arts and smart people don't quickly clue you in that she's not a shallow person, there's also her Crush quote.
  "I'm not just an accent and a couple of measuring cups, sugar. There's more going on under this apron than you might think."
  • She's also one of the only girls who will tell you that you don't need to buy her love with expensive gifts, preferring your company to material things. Her gift requirements compared to the others in her range are quite modest, and becoming her Lover doesn't have require any gifts at all.
  "Sugar cookie, you don't have to lay these kinda gifts on me. If you're want to spend something, spend some time!"
• Impossible Hourglass Figure: Her hips are easily the most pronounced of all the girls, Discussed during an Awkward Besties flirt, where a flustered swimsuit saleswoman described her figure as "cartoonish."
• Kinky Spanking: Whether she'd prefer to give or receive is a bit vague, but she apparently has a fondness for spanking with implements. No longer vague in the uncensored version, where she makes it quite clear she's doing the spanking.
  "Ya'll remind me of a wooden spoon. Great for mixing it up, and you'll do for a spanking in a pinch... Tee hee!"
  • Also, if you poke her at Lover level when she's nude, she laughs and declares good-naturedly "Someone's itchin' for a spankin'!"
  • Apart from this, she's a pretty wholesome, well-mannered girl who values brains over good looks.
• Nerds Are Sexy: On several occasions, she makes it clear she finds smart people attractive and is aroused by the creativity of artists. No points for guessing her favorite stat and preferred occupation. ^note Wisdom and Artist. She gets a bit more explicit about it after becoming your Sweetheart, revealing she values intelligence far more than sexual prowess.
  "The sexiest organ is the brain, sugar. A little wisdom upstairs is worth all the smolder in the basement, if you catch my meaning."
• Rose-Haired Sweetie: She has a nice, hospitable personality, red hair, and a sweet, mostly wholesome personality.
• Single Woman Seeks Good Man: Marshmallow can be male (and seems to be assumed to be male, according to the descriptions in some of the sex scenes), and she leans towards Tenderness as far as stats go.
• Southern Belle: Certainly has the accent and manners of one, and will sometimes describe herself as one when poked post-Lovers.
• Sweet Baker: One of the sweetest girls in the game, especially when she gives Marshmallow some "sugar" (kisses).
• Sweet Home Alabama: She likes to show Marshmallow some genuinely friendly down-home Southern hospitality, and when she gets a gift or goes out on a date, she'll give Marshmallow some "sugar", (i.e., an affectionate kiss), and maybe an occasional hug.

Ayeka

Good afternoon, Senpai! Are you wearing a new cologne today? I mean, it's not like I make a point to smell you or anything...

Voiced by: Michaela Laws

A yandere student. Marshmallow is her beloved Sempai, with all the secretive (and sometimes literal) backstabbing of her rivals that entails.

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• Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Keeps up the facade of a friendly, innocent schoolgirl that seemingly likes the other rivals, but her dialogue makes it clear that she's trying to put you off them. If you visit another girl after her, sometimes the girl will comment that they feel like they're being followed, or narrowly escaped death in some way.
• Clingy Jealous Girl: Of course. When she's not outright threatening the other girls' lives behind your back, she's badmouthing them or trying to convince you that they're bad news.
• Determinator: She's willing to take on rivals like Pamu and Bearverly to get her Senpai, and she never gives up on trying to kill them no matter how many times she fails.
• Emotionless Girl: Implied. Fumi notes that her "psiomic skimmer" can't detect Ayeka's motives and says that whoever is hunting her is either either extremely skilled or utterly emotionless. Ayeka also has this gem at Awkward Besties level:
  Ayeka: I wonder what it's like to have emotions. I mean emoticons. Instead of a face, I guess?
• Expy: Of Ayano from Yandere Simulator, with elements of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club!. Originally, Ayano herself was in Crush Crush, but she was replaced with Ayeka in a later update.
• Failure Is the Only Option: Try as she might, no matter which girl she targets, she'll never be able to successfully Murder the Hypotenuse. The only person she ever successfully kills is Generica, and even then she doesn't actually succeed in getting rid of her permanently.
• The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: Look at her left portrait long enough and you'll notice her giving you a split-second Death Glare.
• Girls Love Chocolate: Ayeka has Chocolates as her preferred gift.
• Horrifying the Horror: Looking into Ayeka's eyes terrified the Dark One.
• Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: While she's very keen on eliminating her rivals, none of her attempts ever pan out^note apart from her murder of Generica and she's a full-fledged love interest.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold:
  • It's relatively minor, but even if Q-Pernikiss is the one who performs the Heroic Sacrifice, she's still crying tears of sorrow. This is one of her romantic rivals, mind you.
  • She's concerned about Nutaku, wanting her to find interests that aren't just sexual... although she states it in a way that makes herself sound better in comparison.
    Hopefully someday Nutaku can find something other than sex that makes her feel like a better person.
• Last-Second Word Swap:
  Ayeka: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME—Oh, sorry! You surprised me! I thought you were someone else, tee hee!
• Murder Is the Best Solution: One of the few times she explicitly states her violent tendencies is when The Dark One is involved.
  Ayeka: That Darkness Girl is so lost and alone. But if she's going to destroy the world, I guess we should kill it.
  Ayeka: If you'd like my help dealing with that Darkness Girl, Senpai, I can grab my box cutter anytime.
  Ayeka: So you're trying to defeat the Darkness Girl with The Power of Love? May I suggest a spiked bat?
• Never Speak Ill of the Dead: Despite Q-Pernikiss being one of her romantic rivals, after the latter's Heroic Sacrifice, she can't help but contribute to the Tender Tears.
• Only Sane Man: With people like Pamu and Luna, Q-Pernikiss and Eva, Bearverly, and The Dark One, it says an lot regarding what Ayeka can do and yet still seem like the most normal person of the bunch...
• Politically Incorrect Villain: Makes fat-shaming comments to Karma and homophobic and transphobic comments about Sutra.
• Psycho Knife Nut: She repeatedly tries to Murder The Hypotenuses with knives and cleavers, although she does use other methods like Tampering with Food and Drink.
  Ayeka: (describing her new knife) "Guaranteed not to slip, even when covered in... milk."
  • Like with Pamu:
    Pamu: Wow! Some broad has been stalking me with a knife! She's so disturbed and adorable - I love her!
    Ayeka: I think that Pamu might not be human... She laughs when she's stabbed... I hear.
  • And Alpha:
    Alpha: My handlers told me that I received some poisoned chocolates.^note (this could be a possible reference to the game Long Live the Queen) I wonder if by accident?
    Alpha: I think someone tried to hack my servers today. And by "hack" I mean with a meat cleaver.
  • And Quill:
    Quill: Are Cat-Catchers allowed to use steak knives for their jobs? Because the one that's chasing me sure is.
  • And regarding Elle:
    Ayeka: I heard people with narcolepsy sometimes slip and fall and stab themselves with knives 20 or 30 times. How awful!
• Russian Reversal: Instead of the typical relationship level notifications ("You are now Sweethearts with Ayeka!"), her notifications focus on her relationship to you ("Ayeka is starting to notice you!").
• Shout-Out:
  • One of Ayeka's poses is Yuno Gasai's memetic "yandere face" from Future Diary.
  • Ayeka's behavior of giving info upon the various girls is an shout out to Info-Chan from Yandere Simulator.
• Team Rocket Wins: The only instance where she "wins" is just when Marshmallow is about to meet Generica for the first time and Ayeka kills her the first chance she gets. Though, this only lasts until Generica is brought back as a ghost, and later resurrected back to life.
• Unreliable Narrator: Switching another girl with Ayeka will have her, if not imply a possible foiled incident, discuss tidbits about the girls in question. Though, how much of what she says is the truth is questionable, considering she wants them gone and/or dead.
• Yandere: And if that wasn't obvious enough, she's constantly trying to bad-mouth or kill the other girls, despite failing all the time.

Fumi Zweihander

Logdate 7112 - The Marshmallow from the local time group remains in constant contact. I am beginning to find them physically appealing.

Voiced by: Elissa Park

A librarian-assassin from a post-Sex-pocalypse future.

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• A-Cup Angst: She's well aware that her breasts are small compared to most of your harem, and makes efforts to rectify her supposed deficit. By modifying herself to have boobs as big as Elle's. It took her barely thirty minutes to develop back pain that was, in her words, "excruciating."
• Brains and Bondage: She's not as forthright about it as Nutaku, but Fumi will offhandedly mention an appreciation for acts that involve her being handcuffed and whipped.
• Censor Steam: Her Adversary artwork depicts her wreathed in a cloud of smoke while obviously nude. Upon becoming Lovers, she will happily note that the steam has dissipated and her genitals are now completely visible.
• Defrosting Ice Queen: Her romance follows her defrosting.
• Dirty Cop: has shades of this in Hush Hush. While she is mostly a force for good, she'll still follow her corrupt chief's orders to taze and arrest you on false charges if you refuse to stop dating Iro, who is his daughter in that game - and Fumi doesn't even know why her boss wants you brought in. If you tell the guy what he wants to hear, she outright says that she doesn't care about the "personal garbage" between you and the chief. Notably, she does this even if you're helping her investigation and/or romancing her. On that note, if you successfully hit on her, she'll have sex with you in the interrogation room of the police station... right after she's done interrogating you. So yeah, she's not exactly a model cop.
• Expospeak Gag: Many of her jokes revolve around her highly technical speech pattern. It initially makes her come off cold and robotic, but transforms into endearing as she warms up to you, even flirting with you like a technical manual.
  Fumi: "I have noticed you performing repeated perfunctory scans of my mammary glands. If you'd like, I have no objections to you performing a much more thorough investigation."
• Free-Love Future: Hails from one, though it's also apparently something of a Bad Future, as human sexuality has been severely impacted. She remarks that the past is far more focused on relationships and dating, as opposed to wanton lust, and states her rather racy lingerie would be considered formalwear in the future. This makes sense, as she hails from a Post Apocalyptic future which has undergone the "Lustpocalypse".
• Furo Scene: Her Phone Fling involves Fumi going to a Japanese-style resort to relax, and it includes a dip in a hot spring.
• Scary Shiny Glasses: Only during moonlit strolls.
• Scannable Man: She has a bar code on the back of her neck.
• Screw the Rules, I Make Them!: Once her relationship level is high enough, she'll say that if she needs to alter the course of history for the two of you to stay together, she'll do so without remorse.
• Shout-Out: She is puzzled by toilet paper because she can only use the Three Sea Shells.
• Technobabble: Most of her dialogue is this.
• Time Travel: She shows up because of this à la Terminator

Bearverly

YAY! BEARVERLEY LIKE WHEN YOU TALK TO HER! YOU MAKE HER FEEL LIKE BEAUTIFUL DANDELION!

^{click here}

to see her human form

Voiced by: Cody Vigue (bear form), Melody Muzljakovich (human form)

An actual bear. Met in an otherwise all-human party, in which Marshmallow accidentally hurts her feelings.

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• Animorphism: Some of her dialogue reveals she was a warrior who was transformed into a bear, and she can be turned back into a human once you reach Lover level with her.
• Badass Adorable: She's a truly gorgeous woman, and happens to be a master warrior who hunts her own food and recognizes the scent of blood.
• Bears Are Bad News: She knocks Marshmallow out during their first meeting.
• Beary Friendly: After reaching the Lover level, she becomes more affectionate to Marshmallow.
• Beary Funny: Before turning human, she's a bear with makeup, a pink dress, and a bonnet, which is funny on its own, but her dialogue brings it to new heights.
• Big Eater: Bearverly demands lots of chocolate and cake at low relationship levels.
• Breaking the Fourth Wall: In her Lovers scene...
  Bearverly: "SORRY IF YOU WERE HOPING FOR SCENE WITH OTHER FORM. THIS GAME NOT GO THERE."
• Cleans Up Nicely: After her transformation, her human face is more pleasant and her personality is more "bear-able".
• Cute Little Fangs: After transformation, she resembles a human with ursine features, including a few small bear teeth in her smile.
• Expy: Her furry form is one of Polt.
• Fur Bikini: Most of Bearverly's outfits are vaguely fury and show off her well toned stomach. Saves her time when swimming the river for salmon.
• Good Scars, Evil Scars: As a human, she has several noticeable claw-mark scars across her body which are purely cosmetic.
• Hidden Depths: She seeks a mate with sensible financial investments.
• Hulk Speak: Her text is in all capitals with poor grammar as well as constantly referring to herself in the third person.
• Joke Character: Was originally created as an April's Fools joke, but players liked her enough for her to stay.
• Little Bit Beastly: Her humanoid form is a human girl with bear ears, claws and fur below her knees and elbows.
• No Indoor Voice: Her excitement usually gets the better of her, resulting in a lot of random outbursts when she's happy. Emphasized how her texts are always capitalized.
• Nonstandard Character Design: She is a mostly realistic-looking bear in makeup and feminine clothing in contrast to the other Animesque girls.
• Nubile Savage: Her true form is an incredibly beautiful Neanderthal-ish looking warrior woman.
• Proud Warrior Race Guy: She takes great pride in her warrior skills.
• Pungeon Master: PUNS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY!
• Punny Name: Of "bear", and Beverly.
• Seashell Bra: If you two go to the beach in her humanoid form, she has a sea star on one of the breasts and some algae on the other.
• Shrinking Violet: Ironic for a warrior, yet she's quite socially awkward and nervous around Marshmallow. Her very introduction involves her getting her feelings hurt by a joke gone wrong and acting sensitive over it even as the player apologizes. Then flirting with her actually gives her stomach butterflies even at high lover levels.
• Was Once a Man: Or woman. Bearverly was once a human/bear hybrid being, but spends a large portion of her romance stuck in her animal form. Only Marshmallow's love can break the spell.

Nina

How do ye feel about fraternizin' with the staff? Because I'm definitely down with fraternizin'.

Voiced by: Adrienne Maclain

A maid that Marshmallow hires to help manage the ever-growing pile of money from taking on multiple jobs.

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• Berserk Button: Messing with her drinks as could be seen in a post-Ayeka remark.
• Big Sister Instinct: Towards Elle, surprisingly enough. She remarks how much of an innocent sweetheart the sleepyheaded girl is, and demands that you treat her exceptionally well.
  • Might be more than just sisterly instinct, as a late Summer 2018 event offered, as its prize, a pin up of Nina happily tickling and teasing Elle at a Japanese festival alongside some other girls. While groping her breasts. In the uncensored version, it's just the two of them, and they're naked on a bed, making it even more likely her intentions are not sisterly.
• Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: Nina refuses to wear an authentic French Maid outfit.
• French Maid: Her Theme, although she's Scottish.
• Gold Digger: She only accepts cars as gifts, the most expensive kind in the game, at least before you unlock a few more exponentially expensive ones via the late-game Wizard job. She also is unlocked by you having lots and lots of money.
• Hair-Trigger Temper: Claimed in this line:
  Nina: Ye've got a brave heart to tickle me, Boss! I've got the reflexes of a Japanese Ninja, and the temper of a Drunken Scot.
• The Lad-ette: Drinks, swears, gets in fights, and loves testosterone-fueled movies. As a bonus, she even comes from a country where "lad" is a commonly-used word.
• Lady Drunk: Really, really likes her beer, Stout in particular, and has actually gained a level of expertise in brewing her own.
• Never Bareheaded: She always has those...things in her hair. Nina acknowledges them, but will not explain what they are or why she always wears them.
• Ninja Maid: Apparently; at Lover level, she informs you she's an expert at swordplay.
  Nina: If ye ever want to take up swordplay or brewing craft beer, let me know. I happen to be an expert.
• Romantic Wingman: Offers to serve as this at high enough relationship levels. Interestingly, she starts offering upon becoming your girlfriend.
• Servile Snarker: Enjoys doing this, especially early on in her romance.
• Shameless Fanservice Girl: If dressed in her birthday suit, she'll encourage Marshmallow to make being nude her official dress code and will observe that "...clothes are the work of Satan!"
  • Upon accidentally flinging her bra out a window, she nonchalantly accepts she'll be spending the rest of the day with her boobs out.
• Sibling Yin-Yang: A fiery, hardworking maid strongly contrasts her canonical brother, Anon, a Playful Hacker and gamer.
• Sleeping with the Boss: Nina is quite a fan of it, as her quote up there will happily attest to.
  • As her text conversation reveals, she enjoys being on both ends of such a dynamic when she engages in her own fraternization with Willow in the form of a strip poker game.
• Violent Glaswegian: She bursts into the room, slamming her resume on the desk, which causes the other butlers to flee the room in panic.

Alpha Prelude

Ain't no mountain high enough! Ain't no connection slow enough! Ain't no breakfast fried enough to keep me from getting to you babe!

Voiced by: Aokikuri

A digital idol singer. She notices Marshmallow practicing their "Emo" skill during one of her concerts.

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• Accidental Pervert: Literally. She says she once accidentally went on stage naked. "So many bloody noses."
• All Women Love Shoes: Implied with her requirements for Sweetheart level, with 500 shoes.
• Become a Real Boy: She desperately wants to become human, even breaking down crying while admitting the one thing she wants more than anything is to know what it feels like to hold your hand. Once you reach her Lover level, you can make that happen.
• Body Horror: Played for laughs, she had an... incident where she accidentally uploaded herself into a "smart toaster."
• Brainwashed and Crazy: Offscreen. Apparently, she "got some malware and turned evil for a few hours".
• Expy: Of Hatsune Miku.
• Hologram Projection Imperfection: She's a hologram and her image is broken up by scanlines. Until she becomes human
• Intangibility: As a hologram, she's intangible, and makes a lot of comments about it, such as in this Friendzoned Chat:
  Alpha: So... What does a solid person do for fun? I'm a hologram, so I can't hit a volleyball or eat a falafel.
• Meaningful Name: "Alpha" and "prelude" both refer to things that come first. Miku's last name, Hatsune, is Japanese for "first sound." A prelude is also an introductory piece of music, and she is a digital Idol Singer.
• Misplaced Accent: Despite being based on a Japanese android, she inexplicably has a Russian accent.
• Offstage Villainy: Happens when she catches a virus.
  Alpha: I got some malware yesterday and turned evil for a few hours. But no worries - I'm all fixed up now!
• Sense Freak: She gets a major kick out of being tangible, to the point of running around nude at Lovers' level and in NSFW mode.
• Song Parody: Nearly every song she sings or references changes the lyrics. The only exception is "Somebody to Love."
• Virtual Celebrity: Her theme, being an Expy of Hatsune Miku.

Pamu

"I'm vanilla flavoured. Try it! Except for one or two spots. But those are the fun spots."

Voiced by: Kayla Ross

A dark goddess of sex, who was trapped in the shrine seen on the forest dates, until Marshmallow accidentally paraglides into it and releases her.

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• Bed Trick: Pamu mentions shapeshifting into Marshmallow and sleeping with Bearverly in that form.
• Breaking the Fourth Wall: Has no concept of its existence; she blatantly talks about being in the game, mentioning it by title, 'finishing' other girls, taking your diamonds, 'grinding hearts' and downloading an autoclicker, amongst many, many other things.
• The Cameo: She makes a few cameo appearances in a few other harem H-games, such as Love Esquire and Orgynizer.
• Drone of Dread: Seems to emit one at the Nuisance level. Which also foreshadows her involvement in much of the endgame's... unpleasantness. It might also, given Pamu's... appetites, just be a vibrator that she's left on while talking to you.
  Pamu: "*conspicuous buzzing sound*"
• Going Commando: The uncensored version of her Friendzone pic shows she does this.
• I Will Show You X!: When you poke her at low relationship levels.
  Pamu: You call that a poke? I'll SHOW you a poke!
• Immodest Orgasm: She gets rather explicit about her preferential attraction to women at one point:
  Pamu: You know what I love? Vaginas. They never go out of style. You should get one of your own, if you don't have one. And I don't mean being a pussy.
• Nightmare Fetishist: Judging from these lines of dialogue...
  Pamu: Wow! Some broad has been stalking me with a knife! She's so disturbed and adorable - I love her!
  Ayeka: I think that Pamu might not be human... She laughs when she's stabbed... I hear.
• Sealed Evil in a Can: Her theme. Sutra, at Sweethearts level and above, will even mention that she almost caused the extinction of her entire race. How exactly she's supposed to have done such a thing is another matter entirely...
  Sutra: Watch out for that Pamu. She nearly caused the extinction of my people. Also, she bites.
• You Need to Get Laid: She gets rather explicit, encouraging Marshmallow to get some sex if he/she hasn't experienced any with Pamu:
  Pamu: You know what I love? Vaginas. They never go out of style. You should get one of your own, if you don't have one. And I don't mean being a pussy.

Luna

I can definitely guess your alignment. It's Lawful Sexy!

Voiced by: Michelle Marie

A sorceress-warrior from another dimension, who is transported to Marshmallow's after they start learning magic.

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• A-Cup Angst: She has the smallest breasts in the game, and it worries her a bit.
• Blasé Boast: In a talk at Nuisance level:
  Luna: I'm surprised you're not more afraid! You're in the presence of the most powerful, beautiful, and humble sorceress in Dark World!
  Luna: I don't mean to brag, but I'm a sparkling conversationalist and an amazing lover. You should consider courting me.
• Chainmail Bikini: Apparently used to wear one, until she took an arrow to the navel.
• Department of Redundancy Department: In a flirt at Awkward Besties level:
  Luna: Lord of Darkness of the Dark World, I call upon you. Grant me your dark darkness so I may darken the darkest regions of the dark, and bring darkness to the great darkness within the darkness!
• Expy: Of Lina Inverse.
• Gold Digger: Intentional or not, she's the first girl that will require hundreds of quadrillions of dollars to clear.

Eva

Do you find me physically desirable? I have no experience with such social interactions.

Voiced by: Elissa Park

A giant robot pilot who emerges from the growing interdimensional rift that had summoned Luna.

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• Came from the Sky: From a Portal in Space, really.
• Emotionless Girl:
  • Naturally, since she's an Expy of Rei.
  • Gradually starts being subverted as you progress your relationship with her. At a high enough level, she'll mention that this is the first time she has been able to generate a FEELS field with her own emotions, and the experience is rather overwhelming for her.
• Expendable Clone: Eva references that she is this at Nuisance level.
  Eva: Do not feel bad. Had I been destroyed, it would not have been a great loss. Mecha pilots do not tend to last very long.
• Expy: Of Rei Ayanami.
• Humongous Mecha: She pilots a black and green Evangelion-like mecha.
• Mama Bear: Has one in the form of her mecha.
  Eva: I'll take you for a ride in Mecha Zero sometime. But you'll need to think pure thoughts about me. She's a bit protective.
• Punny Name: Her name is a fairly obvious reference to Evangelion.
• Stone Wall: Her requirements for each level are pretty simple (just a bunch of dates, and a certain number of hearts clicked). She also has massive requirements for such simple criteria.

Karma

Come my Gorgeous! Let us do Sexy Yoga to free your mind and limber your body.

Voiced by: Kristyn Mass

A master of sexy arts, who has a sordid past involving Pamu. Identifies Marshmallow as the "Sexy Chosen One" that needs to maximize their love skills to seal the interdimensional rift before it causes the Sex-pocalypse.

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• Big Beautiful Woman: Despite just having a softer physique than the other girls, the game treats her this way. Ayeka has a different opinion.
• Bodyguard Crush: Sutra is her bodyguard and lover.
• Flexibility Equals Sex Ability: She's a yoga practitioner and a self-proclaimed master of "sexy arts"
• One True Love: With Sutra, though perhaps with a lesser intensity—however, that may simply be because Sutra tends to express herself quite strongly.
  Karma: Sutra is my Guardian. She is my lover, my confidant, my friend and my masseuse. You should see what she can do with those abs!
  • Not that this stops either of them from indulging in some Mentor-Protege Romance with Marshmallow, and Karma, for her part, seems genuinely enamored with her pupil.
• Punny Name: Combined with her bodyguard, they are the Kama Sutra, famous book about sex positions.
• Protectorate: Sutra is her bodyguard.

Sutra

You must find beauty everywhere. In yourself. In the world around you. Even in your crazy ex-girlfriends.

Voiced by: Anairis Quiñones

Karma's protector, and lover.

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• Amazonian Beauty: Her toned figure and abs are constantly mentioned as part of her sex appeal.
• Bodyguard Crush: She is Karma's bodyguard and lover.
• Meditating Under a Waterfall
  Sutra: It is time to sit beneath a waterfall, for training. Yes, for reals.
• No Guy Wants an Amazon: When you increase your relationship with her high enough, she asks if this applies to Marshmallow. The latter doesn't mind the muscle.
• One True Love: Judging by the quote below, this certainly seems to be the case for Sutra.
  Sutra: Karma is my everything. She is in my mind. My heart. My bed. My soul. I would die protecting her. I would die if I failed.
• Our Elves Are Different: Ambiguous. Sutra has slightly pointed ears unlike the other human characters, including Karma. It's unclear if this means Sutra is some kind of elf or other humanoid being or possibly some kind of Half-Human Hybrid.
• Punny Name: Combined with Karma, they are the Kama Sutra, the famous Hindi book of sex positions.
• There Is No Try: One of her comments encourages the player to, well...
  Sutra: Just do it.
• Training from Hell: Provides this for the player.
  Sutra: You will discover muscles you've never used. I will not lie. They will not enjoy our training.

The Dark One

Aww man, the evil girl falling for the hapless hero is SO CLICHE! I hate this game! Hahaha!

Her Thelima form, from Hush Hush - Only Your Love Can Save Them

Voiced by: Morgan Long (Crush Crush); SilkyMilk (Hush Hush)

A manifestation of the interdimensional portal that, unless sufficiently wooed, will doom the world.

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• Affably Evil: After she disappears to the Dark World, she starts to get friendlier when having phone conversations with Marshmellow.
• Ambiguously Bi: At one point during the phone conversation, she mentions that she'd like to do Mio:
  Dark One: Still wearing the same skimpy top and short skirt I "borrowed" from that Mio girl. The one that says "I'm somehow insecure, despite being a bombshell." She's cute. I'd do her.
• Bored with Insanity:
  The Dark One: Nothing? No untimely death? Life is suffering.
  The Dark One: If your plan is to defeat me with disappointment, you're doing very well.
  The Dark One: I'm here to end the world, you're here to... click stuff, I guess. Can we hurry this along?
• Boss Battle: Her hearts will continuously go down, she gives you no diamonds, and she'll consume your Reset Boost to boot.
• Cluster Bleep-Bomb: If Marshmellow chooses "Just FYI - you come across super complainy over text" during the phone conversation:
  Dark One: And you come across like a try-hard little b-Word. Damn. This thing autocorrects b-word. Shitzu. Duck.
• Creepy Crosses: She wears a necklace with three small crosses. She's a Goth, after all.
• Dating Catwoman:
  • Required by Marshmallow in order to make the Dark One go back to her dimension.
  • Her later Phone Fling has her hook up with Q-Pernikiss in the Dark Dimension, making her less evil.
• Deadly Gaze: Looking into her eyes is enough to kill people. Unless you're Ayeka, apparently.
  Ayeka: That Darkness Girl stared into my eyes today. But then she seemed to get spooked, and ran away. How strange!
• Deadpan Snarker: She enjoys taunting Marshmellow...
• Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?: Considering her frequent references to 'different forms', she's very unlikely to actually be human, so her endgame is essentially this.
• Elegant Gothic Lolita: Her hair, clothes and knee-high socks are fuchsia and black colored.
• Evil Costume Switch: She refers to herself as having taken the form of someone you already love and trust, Mio, only 'recoloured' (and she even disses the devs for getting lazy with her design).
• A Form You Are Comfortable With: They're an Eldritch Abomination with different forms, but she interacts with you looking like a goth version of Mio.
• Goth: Though she seems to be of the Gloomy variety at first glance, it quickly becomes apparent she's more of a Lone Psycho—which is only fitting, given she wants to end the world.
• Humanoid Abomination: She looks human, but looking into her eyes kills people and she mentions she has different forms.
• I Just Want to Be Loved: According to her phone chat conversation, she basically came to Marshmellow's world to find love.
  Dark One: I'm abso-fricken-lutely adorable. Anyway, I was hoping to make you feel guilty and awkward over banishing me. After all, I basically just came to your world to find love.
• I Shall Taunt You: Oh yes, she shall.
  The Dark One: Do you play video games to hide from your insecurities? Or do you just like working for your spank bank?
• Inconvenient Attraction: Rather. She wants to destroy the world, after all, and falling for the protagonist doesn't really align with that goal.
• Love Redeems: To a certain extent. She does eventually decide to leave Earth alone once you reach higher relationship levels with her. Too bad that her finally accepting your love causes her to literally dissolve into nothingness (as can be seen in her Lover photo).
• Mechanically Unusual Fighter: Unlike the rest of the girls, the Dark One removes hearts over time instead of gaining them.
• Meta Guy: Like Mio, Nutaku, and Pamu, she's aware that she's in a video game and takes constant potshots at it.
• Naked on Arrival: In the uncensored version.
• Not Afraid to Die: Fond of taunting Ayeka.
  The Dark One: I'm going to loosen my shoes and stand near a balcony. Let Ayeka know.
  The Dark One: Oh dear. I'm just a helpless, depressed goth chick, I sure hope no one murders me for LOVING SENPAI!
  The Dark One: Actually, if that Yandere chick could go ahead and just take me out now, that would be great.
  The Dark One: Will someone hand Ayeka a baseball bat or something and encourage her to follow her dreams?
• Not Quite Dead: Comes back in a Phone Fling, and explains her "death" was just her getting banished back to the Dark World.
• Only Known by Their Nickname: She's never referred to as anything other than The Dark One. Hush Hush - Only Your Love Can Save Them introduces a version of her with an actual name: Thelima.
• Palette Swap: Of Mio. She's aware of this and hates it.
• Perky Goth: After she becomes a phone fling in the Dark World, she starts to open up and become more friendly during her chats with Marshmellow.
• Red Eyes, Take Warning: Has these, and looking her in the eye can kill you.

Q-Pernikiss

I like the dating! It's all ceremonious and nuanced. Like - oh, you're holding my hand! Are we married now?

Her form in Hush Hush - Only Your Love Can Save Them

Voiced by: Melissa Sternenberg

Q-Piddy in a sexier form, cursed by Pamu for the lulz just when she was about to close the interdimensional rift and stop the Sex-pocalypse.

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• Adaptational Skimpiness: Her appearance in Hush Hush - Only Your Love Can Save Them depicts her as a goddess with less fabric covering her than the robe she wears in Crush Crush, even without the Uncensored DLC enabled.
• Dating Catwoman: Her Phone Fling has her hook up with the Dark One.
• Final Boss: She's the last girl in the game, and getting the ending involves reaching Lover level with every character (including her).
• First Love: Will say that the protagonist is this to her, as well as her One True Love, and thanks them for showing her what it is like to love before she has to sacrifice herself.
• Girliness Upgrade: Pamu curses her as soon as she arrives in her Chibi form, turning her into a human-sized fairy in a rather revealing outfit, along with some... enhancements. Though she loses her powers the moment it happens, so 'upgrade' is debatable at best.
• Happily Ever After: Subverted. Either Pernikiss sacrifices herself, or the protagonist does, leaving her mourning them for the rest of her long, long (possibly immortal) life.
• Heroic Sacrifice: Will do this when she is restored to her full power, to close the portal threatening Earth. Before going, she says that before she met the protagonist, she was determined, but now that she has known true love, it's far more difficult for her. You have the chance to take her place, instead.
• Identity Amnesia: Struck with this after Pamu's curse. Is particularly mystified by her new body, her breasts specifically.
• Not Quite Dead: Comes back in a Phone Fling to reveal that she didn't die from entering the portal and ended up in the Dark Dimension... and is now trying some hands-on purification of the Dark One.
• Punny Name: A combination of Cupid and Copernicus, for some reason.
• Quest for Identity: The Power of Love, your love, to be specific, will slowly help her recover her memories, and power in the process.
• Self-Sacrifice Scheme: Arrives once the Dark One has gone, with the sole purpose of sacrificing herself by throwing herself into the portal, as only a Being of True Love can close it.
• Star-Crossed Lovers: See Happily Ever After, above.
• Stripperific: Her outfit barely counts as a dress, with her breasts covered with thin strips of cloth. In the uncensored version, it's even semitransparent.
• Unwitting Instigator of Doom: While regaining her memories, she casually lets it slip that she's responsible for the first meeting with Cassie, via throwing a pigeon at you and causing the Crash-Into Hello, which was the first in the chain of events that led to the entire universe being endangered.

Phone Flings

Peanut Valentine

Heeey good looking. Maybe today I'll be the charming suave one, and you can be the awkward college coed. Opposite day!

Voiced by: Shiyon

Bonnibel's younger cousin who accidentally texts Marshmallow trying to get notes for her Physics class when her classmate gives her a fake number. While she acts mostly like a Cute Bookworm during Marshmallow's interactions with her, her NSFW interactions with them make it clear that she is eager for "action".

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• All There in the Manual: She mentions visiting a cousin's bakery to pick up some cupcakes, but it's Word of God that states in clear terms that she's related to Bonnibel.
• Ascended Extra: She won the first voting poll to become a full-fledged date in the game.
• Book Worm: She's a physics student at the University.
• Distracted by the Sexy: Discussed by Peanut when Marshmallow takes her on a sightseeing date at the park:
  Peanut: Listen, if you don't want me staring at you on our dates, swooning and imagining our lives together, maybe you shouldn't be so darned romantic. This is clearly your fault.
  • One of her reaction lines to Marshmallow's flirting:
  Peanut: Oh come on! You just brushed my hair behind my ear, and I'm all melty and bashful and... gah! If you don't want a girl to fall madly in love with you, stop being so darn sensual and amazing!
• Family Theme Naming: Subverted. To date she is the only member of the Valentine family whose name doesn't end in -bel/-belle.
• Innocent Blue Eyes: She has cute, baby-blue colored eyes.
• Insecure Love Interest: The thing that Marshmallow "crushes" when they finally meet face-to-face is her self-esteem, as by that point, they're taking on multiple jobs, hobbies, and romances while Peanut is just starting her freshman year at S.T.F. University. However, she grows out of it as their relationship continues to improve.
• Never My Fault: Jokingly lampshaded by her reaction line after a sightseeing date at the park with Marshmallow:
  Peanut: Listen, if you don't want me staring at you on our dates, swooning and imagining our lives together, maybe you shouldn't be so darned romantic. This is clearly your fault.
• Nice Girl: She doesn't get angry, and has a sweet disposition during the "adversary" stage after Marshmallow foils the robbery; she's a bit nervous, and hopes to see Marshmallow again on a date.
• No Name Given: Her last name is given from Miss Desirée asking about her, which is 6 Phone Flings away. The release of Babybelle's Fling even later confirms that it's shared with Bonnibel's direct family.
• Ordinary High-School Student: Contacts the player by mistake when she's trying to get notes for her Physics class from a classmate.
• Shrinking Violet: When Marshmallow foils a robbery, Peanut feels rather shocked from insecurity when asked to reschedule the date. The opening narration mentions that Peanut needs a bit of encouragement to "come out of her shell".
• Visual Pun: Her hair colors resemble a peanut butter cup.

Wendy

Drizzle me in syrup, call me sugar, get sticky. Pancakes are fricken awesome.

Voiced by: Amanda Kay

A fast-food delivery girl that has made frequent trips to Marshmallow's estate.

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• Ascended Extra: She placed first in the second voting poll to become a full-fledged date in the game; unlike the first poll, all of the top three were added.
• Balloon Belly:
  • During one conversation, Wendy tries inducing a food coma by stuffing herself silly, and she decides to show off her physical progress to Marshmallow. In the “before” picture alone, she's already eaten quite a few burgers, and her belly is noticeably plumped up. In this case, the trope is downplayed; she bloats realistically instead of cartoonishly so.
  • She gets another full belly of similar size in her sightseeing date photo, this time viewed from the side and bulging from underneath her regular outfit. Unlike the previous example, what she's filled up on isn't shown, but it's definitely being topped off with a smoothie.
• Big Beautiful Woman: Wendy is very full-figured, even moreso than Karma, and could easily be considered plump. Marshmallow admires her for it, though, and it doesn't stop Wendy from being very flirtatious. Some of her phone conversations imply she has no qualms with getting a little bigger.
• Big-Breast Pride: A number of lines when nude has her quite boastful of their size.
• Big Eater: Wendy's an unabashed glutton, and being in the fastfood industry ensures she stays that way. At one point, she plans to spend time at home, eating 20 cheeseburgers.
• Big Fun: Wendy is by far the plumpest of the fully date-able girls. She's also very exuberant, positive-minded and full of sexual energy.
• Burger Fool: Works as a delivery person for the Salty Pepperoni pizza chain. Unusually for the trope, she actually loves her job.
• Buxom Beauty Standard: Her breasts are quite noticeable.
• Expy: Her name and socks are reminiscent of the fast food restaurant Wendy's.
• Fetish:
  • It's all but outright stated that Wendy's into feederism, being a textbook example of a feedee. She regularly challenges herself to eat a ton in one sitting, deriving sexual pleasure from both it and her extremely full belly. She's also heavily associated with the number 69, for a more overtly sexual form of eating.
  • Upon getting naked, she makes no bones about the fact that her second favorite fetish is a little bit of pain and humiliation. She'll ask to get spanked, for Marshmallow to pull her hair and tell her she's bad at her job, or just muse that she should tie herself up and let Marshmallow go wild on her.
• Food Porn: One of her last two phone fling photos features her getting ready to eat 20 cheeseburgers. Another shows her with burgers, fries, and a soda, and the photos make Marshmallow eager to spend some time with Wendy.
• Genki Girl: She's exuberant, positive, and has strong feelings for Marshmallow that involve food fetishes.
• Hartman Hips: As a pleasantly plump girl, her well-rounded waist compliments her equally prominent bosom.
• Impossible Hourglass Figure: While she has a noticable belly, the bulk of her excess weight seems to go to her breasts and hips, allowing her to have an hourglass figure despite being overweight.
• LOL, 69: The number 69 is all over the place as one of the datable girls, as all of her requirements - number of gifts, number of dates, number of hearts, etc. - are measured with alternating 6's and 9's.
• Naked First Impression: In a secondary set of conversations, she reveals that one of her fantasies is to make a delivery to someone that answers the door completely nude. She then decides to try out being on the "naked" end of that exchange with the next person that she gets a delivery from, only to regret it when it turns out to be a work colleague.
• Obsessed with Food: Tends to combine food with romance, whether it's Erotic Eating or just getting turned on by having a saucy dinner.
• Rose-Haired Sweetie: Her hair is pink.

Generica

I think I'm getting better at speaking normally again. ...D...O... ...Y...O...U... Argh... Um... Do you think you could keep helping me?

Voiced by: Amanda Parker

Marshmallow's high school crush, who they confess their love to and ask to meet under the school's sakura trees for a date. Initially introduced as one of the girls, she is then immediately CRUSHED (stabbed) by Ayeka, who Marshmallow runs into thinking that Generica has rejected them.

She suddenly sends a series of strange texts to Marshmallow after her death, leaving them confused until she reveals her identity and the fact that she is a ghost. Her messages come off as creepy and desperate as having a sexual fantasy with Marshmallow is her Unfinished Business, and they agree to help her carry out this fantasy so that her spirit can be at peace.

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• Ascended Extra: A double example. In the base game she was originally a Bait-and-Switch that introduces Ayeka and dies as soon as she's introduced, but come the Phone Flings update she begins to contact you upon becoming Frenemies with Ayeka, expanding upon her character and story. She would go on to place third in the second voting poll to become a full-fledged date in the game; unlike the first poll, all of the top three were added.
• Back from the Dead: Speaks to Marshmallow via phone after she dies. Subverted because she comes back as a ghost, and as of January 2020, was upgraded to a full romance option. Played Straight upon reaching Lover level, turning back into a living girl.
• Cute Monster Girl: As a ghost.
• Decoy Protagonist: She's initially presented as the eighth girl, but is soon killed by Ayeka (the actual eighth girl).
• Expy: Of Kokona Haruka while alive. Her appearance and personality are more distinctive as a ghost.
• The Faceless: Her face is always hidden in shadows. No longer the case when she comes back as a ghost.
• Losing a Shoe in the Struggle: After getting crushed (stabbed), her empty, bloody shoe is visible in the background of her intro cutscene.
• Meaningful Name: Her name is meant to evoke the generic, high school love interest. Subverted because her design is that of the very identifiable Kokona Haruka from Yandere Simulator.
• Non-Indicative Name: By the time you get to properly meet her, she can hardly be considered "generic" anymore.
• Overly Long Gag: Her Phone Fling conversation last for a rather long time due to her texts being spaced out between each syllable/word/phrase. Lampshaded by Marshmallow at one point.
• The Power of Love: According to her, her love for Marshmallow is what is preventing her from passing on.
• Roaring Rampage of Revenge: While not acted upon, she sounds... very bitter whenever you trigger her one of her dialogue upon switching between Ayeka and her. Even after reviving her.
  Generica: S H E I S N E A R R E V E N G E.
• Sacrificial Lamb: She briefly appears, getting ready to meet Marshmallow for a date, only to be killed off very early by Ayeka.
• Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Upon introducing her as a date.
  Generica: *CREEPY GHOST SOUNDS*
• Shout-Out: After reaching the Lover level and transforming back into a human, her holiday outfit resembles Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas:
  Generica: What's this? What's this? This reminds me of a nightmare i had once, just before Christmas.
• We Hardly Knew Ye: Killed by Ayeka in her intro cutscene. Comes back in the Phone Flings update though. Completely subverted since she was made datable.

Lotus

If I were a flower, what kind of flower do you think I would be? You can’t say lotus blossom, it’s too easy! Not that I’M easy... Not that I’m a prude, either… Ayy, this was a poor choice of words! Never mind!

Voiced by: Alice Himora

A barista contacting Marshmallow over a promotional gift card.

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• Ascended Extra: She was promoted to a DLC love interest following the official release of Hush Hush, in which she has a prominent role.
• Catchphrase: "Hola, Aloha, and Hello! Welcome to the Queen Been Coffee House!"
• Connected All Along: She is the sister of Dmitri from Blush Blush; while this is obvious in Hush Hush where they work together, it's not mentioned in this game until she's a full-fledged date option, as she talks about him asking her to attend one of his pottery classes.
• Fetish: During her third phone fling, she admits that her repeatedly accidentally showing her boobs to Mashmallow has led her to the realization she gets off on exposing herself.
• Friendship Trinket: When she's unlocked as a date option, she takes one of her brother Dmitri's classes in order to create one of these for Marshmallow...which is then accidentally CRUSHED by Marshmallow and causes her to have an emotional breakdown until Marshmallow improves their relationship.
• Girls Love Stuffed Animals:
  • She surrounds herself with plush stuffies while watching a scary movie on her laptop.
  • Later, when she fantasizes about being a princess and imagines Marshmallow as her Prince Charming, she's lying in bed with her collection of numerous stuffies.
• Old Save Bonus: Unlike other Ascended Extra Phone Flings, dating her requires an additional purchase. However, she's free if the player owns a copy of Hush Hush.
• Sexy Soaked Shirt: She ends up spilling coffee on herself in her second photo and is not wearing her apron when this happens.
• Technicolor Eyes: Her eyes are purple.
• Vaporwear: Accidentally reveals her breasts to Marshmallow for a second time when, upon taking a picture of herself watching a scary movie, she failed to notice she's quite visible through the thin fabric of her top.

Sofia Isabella Luciana

A weather girl campaigning to win a pageant consisting of other weather girls, including one that looks like a pirate.

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• Beauty Contest: Originally contacts the player as part of her campaign to win the Miss Forecast contest.
• Comedic Underwear Exposure: Her second set of conversations ends with her sending a picture of the hurricane she's reporting on lifting up her skirt, leading to this (or Comedic Going Commando Exposure in the NSFW version).
• Going Commando: The NSFW version has Marshmallow wondering if all weather girls do this. Sofia does, at least.
• Intrepid Reporter: Her second set of conversations takes place during a hurricane, as she personally forewarns Marshmallow to seek shelter and notes that her regular film crew already has before trying her best to record herself reporting on it. And though the cameras end up failing, she at least gets enough recorded footage to send Marshmallow a Comedic Underwear Exposure shot.
• Weather Report: Her job is presenting these.
• What the Hell Is That Accent?: Sofia never uses contractions and some of her dialogue is oddly-worded, implying she has an accent of some kind. Since she doesn't have an audible voice, there's no indication what that accent is.

Caitlin

A gymnast who saw Marshmallow training, and wants to know their workout routine.

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• Passionate Sports Girl: She's a gymnast who's very enthusiastic about learning new ways to train her abs.
• Power Perversion Potential: Inverted. Marshmallow suggests sexual acts to improve her gymnastics.

Ruri

Hmm. I think I'm going to build a new computer today. It's been at least 20 days since I last did that. That's probably long enough, right?

Voiced by: SkyRae

A secluded hacker that challenges Marshmallow to match her skills, with the cost of failure being to misuse all of their personal information.

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• Ascended Extra: She placed second in the second voting poll to become a full-fledged date in the game; unlike the first poll, all of the top three were added.
• Beyond the Impossible: Ruri lampshades it after Marshmallow (somehow) hacked into her security system despite that system not being connected to the internet in any way.
  • This happening again when they somehow hack her laptop while it's not only disconnected, but physically cut off from the internet inside a vault is what encourages her to meet them in person.
• Fetish: She's got a thing for feet, both her own and Marshmallow's. She'll ask Marshmallow to rate her feet, none too subtly encouraging them to ask her for a footjob, and will admit she wouldn't mind being "poked" with their feet.
• Geeky Turn-On: Ruri becomes interested in Marshmallow after they manage to out-hack her. She also shows interest in Mio as a fellow player of World of Warcraft, and one of her naked lines has her contemplate naked gaming with Mio.
• Leaning on the Fourth Wall: In her first picture, she's clearly playing the Nintendo Switch version of Crush Crush itself, with her Acquaintance level having her mention playing Crash Crash on her phone^note Referencing the Android version.
• Nerds Are Sexy: She's a geeky hacker girl with flirty appeal.
• Playful Hacker: Her Fling begins with her stating that she's already hacked into your phone and bank accounts (and hentai), but will leave them alone if entertained.
• Wall Bang Her: While nude, she'll coyly inform Marshmallow that she's only 93 pounds and there's a perfectly good wall that's currently being neglected.

Miss Desirée

Voiced by: Crystal Lee

The Physics and English instructor of S.T.F.U(niversity). She also screens university applicants, so Peanut gave her Marshmallow's number as a reference.

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• Ascended Extra: She became an unlockable date through limited-time log-in events starting in October 2023, concurrently with the Halloween 2023 Parallel Event that introduced Nightingale.
• Christmas Cake: She's 28, which puts her in the upper end of the age range for "normal" ages among the girls. It's apparent she harbors some personal issues regarding this, as the discovery of a grey hair "crushes" her self-esteem the first time you sit in on one of her classes.
• Drowning My Sorrows: Her second fling begins with her indulging in wine-filled chocolates and chocolate-flavored wine after an argument with Dean Jack Hoff leads to her dismissal from S.T.F. University.
• Fetish: As she discusses in her phone fling, she has repeatedly engaged in discreet public masturbation during exams. Through Marshmallow's encouragement, she decides to try teaching a class with a vibrator inside her.
  • While naked, she makes no bones about the fact that she fantasizes about having sex on her desk, either being bent over it or splayed out on top of it.
• Hartman Hips: Though her skirt and jacket do a good job of hiding it, her hips are wider than her shoulders, giving her a remarkably voluptuous hourglass figure.
• Hot Teacher: She's the Senior Department Head of a University, which is close enough.
• Jiggle Physics: S.T.F.U. has started researching them following her reinstatement, and she requests Marshmallow's help in conducting some very thorough experiments in them.
• Rags to Riches: At the end of her second fling, after Dean Hoff is revealed to be a complete fraud in her wrongful termination suit, she's offered her old position in addition to receiving a settlement large enough to not need to work another day in her life.

Honey

Honey, in the '90s

Modern-day Honey

A spunky girl from decades past, warped to the present on a forced journey of self-discovery. After her original fling, she decides to reach out to Marshmallow again... after growing up and reaching the present naturally.

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• The '90s: The decade she's originally from, which she embodies in fashion and tastes. Even after she grows up, she's held on to her rainbow-colored socks and uses some outdated terms, such as "pound" instead of "hashtag" for the "#" symbol.
• Ascended Extra: She won the eighth poll that decided which Phone Fling girl would become a dateable character, with Willow taking a close enough second place to be ascended right after her.
• Cannot Convey Sarcasm: She's literally incapable of it thanks to switching brains with her principal.
• Expy: Of Punky Brewster, right down to a "sequel" as a single mother. She claims she even has a rival named Becky Brewner during her first Fling.
• Fish out of Temporal Water: In her debut, she was flung from her home decade into the present by a genie, purely to have a fling.
• Glamorous Single Mother: What she's become by the time of her second fling.
• Gosh Dang It to Heck!: She asks Marshmallow to excuse her language after saying "freaking them the heck out" and is surprised they swear for real in the uncensored version.
• The Lost Lenore: After returning to the past, she went to college, married her sweetheart, had multiple wonderful children... and was widowed young. Although she flirts with Marshmallow, her former husband is still dear to her.
• She Is All Grown Up: While certainly attractive before, there are dialogue options for her second fling that state how age has further improved her looks.
• Weirdness Magnet: Just as much of one as Marshmallow, if not moreso. In fact, her original fling wasn't even her first time travel escapade—she mentions going back in time to King Arthur's era—nor is it either's weirdest relationship.

Sawyer

Enough chit-chat! Let's get physical. That's right, let me hear your body talk.

Voiced by: Cleo Lane

The captain of a local volleyball team, who contacts Marshmallow mainly because of a prank by Pamu.

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• Academic Athlete: As a dateable character, after Marshmallow crushes her dreams of sports stardom, she admits that her father encouraged her to study dental hygiene as a fallback career.
• Affectionate Nickname: Asks for Marshmallow to call them "Soy".
• Ascended Extra: She won the third poll determining which Fling would become a fully-dateable character.
• Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Lake, to the point that her second Phone Fling focuses on the two of them in a yoga class together and trying to convince Marshmallow that their friend's cuter than themself.
• Passionate Sports Girl: Originally contacts Marshmallow because she needs an extra for her volleyball team, and Pamu had put their name on a team-making site as a prank.
• Reluctant Fanservice Girl: The first fanservice picture she sends is a complete accident, depicting herself in the shower posing for an artsy friend. However, she ends up fantasizing over a stranger seeing her that way, and her second fanservice pic is fully intentional.
• Weaponized Ball: Her dates begin when Marshmallow "crushes" her dreams of becoming a professional athlete by accidentally spiking a volleyball into her face during a big game...despite being on the same team. Though it was accidental, her lines during the first few relationship stages state that it gave her a concussion and realigned her nose.

Lake

I reserve the right to use anything you say or do as inspiration for future creative projects.

Voiced by: Jessica Spencer

A quirky artist who's worried about being in a slump, contacting Marshmallow at random to get an outsider's perspective on the nature of the creative process.

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• Ascended Extra: She won the fifth poll that decided which Phone Fling girl would become a dateable character.
• The Bet: Her secondary Fling has her interested in the "Getty Museum Challenge" of people dressing up as famous pieces of art, and dares Marshmallow to give her really complex and/or scandalous portraits to mimic.
• Body Paint: Talking with Marshmallow about better incorporating herself in her art leads to Lake literally embracing her work, and sending pics with her chest censored by her paint.
• Eccentric Artist: Dialed Marshmallow's number at random to converse about the nature of art and artists, and was the one that asked "Soy" to take a picture of herself showering in order to base a sculpture of a water nymph on her.
• Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Sawyer, to the point that Sawyer's second Phone Fling focuses on the two of them in a yoga class together and trying to convince Marshmallow that their friend's cuter than themself.
• Stripperific: Lake's default outfit is a pair of overalls without a shirt underneath.

Willow

A maid that texts Marshmallow for permission to deal with some stains in a non-regulated way.

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• Ascended Extra: She almost won the eighth poll that decided which Phone Fling girl would become a dateable character, taking the lead from actual winner Honey often enough during the event that the developers announced they'd ascend her as well.
• French Maid: A more traditional example, and one of many hired by Nina to help manage Marshmallow's assets.
• Maid Corps: Her Fling reveals to Marshmallow that Nina has secretly assembled one to keep their luxuriously spacious mansion maintained.
• Sleeping with the Boss: Willow certainly enjoys fantasizing about it. She also has no problem playing strip poker with Nina the first time they hang out together.

Nova

I can feel it in my bones - today’s the day I finally land a Heelflip 720. Keep the camera rolling, we’ll cut out all the faceplants later.

Voiced by: Katelyn Barr

A skater girl who lost her best friend/first love some time ago.

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• Ascended Extra: She won the sixth poll that decided which Phone Fling girl would become a dateable character.
• Flipping the Bird: If you choose to joke about seeing her in ten years during her phone call, she will explicitly state that she's doing this to you in response.
• Generic Graffiti: Nova's prone to making this, leading to her being detained in her voiced call, and getting hired to add style to a nightclub in her second Fling.
• Implausible Boarding Skills: Her innate talent is pulling this off, though she worries it's not a well-paid hobby.
• The Lost Lenore: Her former "more than friend", Ceres, tapped out a few years before Marshmallow is texted by her, nostalgic and curious who ended up with her phone number after she was no longer around to use it.
• One Phone Call: Her voiced call has her in police precinct using her one call to contact Marshmallow and de-stress after she's caught spraying graffiti and assumed to be part of a gang.
• Suddenly Voiced: Was the second Fling to get a voiced secondary conversation, after Renee.

Blanche

A nurse from the Centre for Learning Intimate Technologies, texting everyone as part of a health & safety campaign.

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• Country Matters: She's a nurse who works for the Centre for Understanding Nutritional Technology (also known as the Centre for Learning Intimate Technologies).
• Ethical Slut: She's very open about her sexuality, as part of her campaign to help people understand the value of openness and consent.
• Hospital Hottie: She's a sexy, well-dressed nurse who works to educate people on how to maintain good health, physical and mental, in the bedroom.
• Stronger Than They Look: Mentions that one of her kinks is having her partner be forceful with her, but if anyone tries it without her consent, she's capable of putting them in the fetal position.

Babybelle Caroline Valentine

Well howdy hi huckleberry! I was just thinkin' about you and me and a couple'a rocking chairs on the porch. Might not sound like much, but bein' comfortable when there ain't a single other thing goin' on is its own kind of bliss.

Voiced by: Alexandria Loverro

Bonnibel's younger sister, who texts Marshmallow by accident while borrowing her sister's phone.

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• Affectionate Nickname: She tends to refer to Marshmallow as "huckleberry" after she starts to fall in love.
• Ascended Extra: Despite not being upgraded to a dateable character prior to the 2023 Valentine's Day Parallel Event, one of its central characters was an alternate universe version of her that ran a store selling chocolate and wine to couples celebrating their love (while bemoaning the lack of love in her own life prior to Marshmallow's arrival). Shortly after its conclusion, she was upgraded to a full love interest earnable in limited-time events despite not winning any polls.
• Cordon Bleugh Chef: Her talents are in gardening and wine-making, though the latter has involved some taste experiments that didn't go as planned, such as using eggplant and wasabi.
• Family Theme Naming: She and her sisters all have names that end in bel(le).
• Fetish:
  • She is quite flattered when Marshmallow says she has beautiful feet. She goes on to say she loves her feet, Marshmallow's and everyone else's feet, feeling a little "fire" when she sees an advertisement with bare feet.
  • While laying on a bed of roses, she admits that she's not worried about being pricked by the thorns, even being excited at the prospect of something so beautiful hurting her. In her words, "a little bit of hurt makes the happy happier", going on to tease Marshmallow that knowing she's a masochist will hopefully come in handy later.
• Mushroom Samba: The third part of her Phone Fling conversation involves her trying to use a strange mushroom in her latest wine, only to wind up a babbling mess.
• Southern Belle: A given, considering that she's Bonnibel and Marybelle's younger sister.

Renée

You're even sweeter and funnier than I remember. And more of a troublemaker! Some people become so different when they grow up, but you… You just became more you.

Voiced by: Haley Parsley

A shy girl that claims to have spent time with Marshmallow when they were both very young.

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• Ascended Extra: She won the fourth poll that decided which Phone Fling girl would become a dateable character.
• Bookshelf Dominoes: After being promoted to a dateable character, Marshmallow's "Crush" with her is trying to obtain a large book from the library she works at, only to accidentally topple every shelf over.
• Cute Bookworm: She has a sweet, youthful, geeky appearance, working in a library as an assistant librarian.
• Didn't See That Coming: Is understandably floored when she tries to dare Marshmallow into kissing a bear, and gets a pic of Bearverly in response.
• Dramatic Irony: She and Marshmallow used to give each other silly dares, and she can remark on how absolutely absurd it was to, say, kiss a bear. She doesn't contact Marshmallow until the player has reached at least the Girlfriend level with Bearverly.
• Forgotten First Meeting: She remembers Marshmallow fondly, though Marshmallow doesn't immediately recognize her name when she texts him.
• Genki Girl: She tends to be cheerful every now and then, especially when reminiscing on her childhood days she spent with Marshmallow, looking forward to having a meaningful romantic relationship with him. She also tends to have a loud, cheerful, perky giggle when tickled by Marshmallow.
• Hot Librarian: The Phone Fling that leads to unlocking her as a dateable character has her reveal that, in the intervening years since hanging out with Marshmallow, she's become an assistant librarian.
• Suddenly Voiced: She's the first to get a fully voiced phone call conversation, and the first voiced character period in the free version.

Francine

A good-hearted French spy. Having data that Marshmallow has displayed acts of heroism, she plays the role of one of their lovers to throw off hackers will ill intent, while actually using them as a liaison to her superiors.

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• Distracted by the Sexy: Her entire plan. She hides sensitive information as data hidden in image files she sends Marshmallow. She and Marshmallow pretend to be long-distance lovers hoping any other spies don't pay attention to the files being exchanged.
• Everything Sounds Sexier in French: Her basic gimmick.
• Oh, Crap!: As indicated by her emoticon "O_O" in response to Marshmallow deducing that her being hunted by hackers was a lie.
• Wearing a Flag on Your Head: Her star-shaped hair clip is in the colors of the French flag.

Mur

An anime-loving, aspiring artist in the same classes as Lake. Having trouble creating a generic-looking lead for her work-in-progress harem manga, she learns about Marshmallow from Lake and seeks to draw them, preferably nude.

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• All Women Are Lustful: Makes no secret how badly she wants to see Marshmallow naked... and is more than happy to let Marshmallow see her naked as a trade.
• Animal-Eared Headband: Wears a Bunny ear headband.
• Pixellation: When she's working on her manga, her art is censored this way, even if Crush Crush itself is uncensored.
• Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Her harem manga's plot is the same as Crush Crush.

Amelia

Voiced by: Brooke Johnson

A caretaker at "Sad Panda / Happy Panda", a charity organization that takes care of red pandas (and not a game development company). She calls to ask if Marshmallow would like to make a donation.

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• Animal Lover: Loves taking care of the red pandas at her job.
• Ascended Extra: She won the seventh poll that decided which Phone Fling girl would become a dateable character.
• Commonality Connection: She is friends with Bonnibel, who frequently donates and brings cookies, and is even the one who gave Amelia Marshmallow's number.
• Going Commando: Rarely wears bras or underwear because the red pandas steal them.
• Ridiculously Cute Critter: The red pandas, especially the second Fling where she's taking care of cubs.
• Sensual Spandex: The end of her second set of phone conversations has a red panda-themed spandex outfit be delivered to the sanctuary instead of the Goofy Suit her boss had ordered to help promote the organization, but she still puts it on in order to flirt with Marshmallow.
• Wardrobe Malfunction: The majority of Amelia's naughty picks are due to the red pandas she's taking care of pawing at her outfit and trying to steal her underwear.

Dr. Fumi

An alternate-timeline version of Fumi, who is calling to make sure people are using common sense during the real-life COVID-19 Pandemic, and rewarding the sensible with a saucy picture of herself. Expresses no interest in potentially making out with another Fumi.

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• Alternate Self: An alternate version of Fumi who's a doctor instead of a library assassin.
• Screw Yourself: Discussed and defied. Marshmallow can ask her if becoming attracted to your alternate self is common occurrence, to which she replies that it is, although actually acting on those feelings is a different story. Dr. Fumi herself isn't keen on the idea.

DLC / Limited Time Events

Darya ye Noor

You can hold my hand if you want to. I do not grasp the implications of such a gesture, but I'm willing to discover them.

Voiced by: Shu Mei

An alien-gem-girl that's summoned in a ritual that involves throwing a LOT of diamonds into a lake.

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• Continuity Snarl: In one of her Lovers quotes she says she wasn't aware her clothes could be removed. However, at earlier levels, one of her images has her flirtatiously lifting her dress off her shoulder.
• Everything's Better with Sparkles: She's covered in them.
• Expy: While not as obvious as Eva or Alpha, her status as a gemstone-themed, name that references a pink diamond, inorganic and holographic galactic overlord is a clear Shout-Out to the Diamonds from Steven Universe. Her speech patterns are also very reminiscent of Starfire from Teen Titans.
• Galactic Conqueror: Her dialogue alludes to this.
• Hard Light: Made of it
• Humans Through Alien Eyes: Spends a lot of time being confused and intrigued by human biology and culture
  I'm still trying to figure out how you work. Could you please explain what the "buttocks" is for, and why it haunts me so?
• Meaningful Name: She's named for the Daria-i-Noor, the largest pink diamond.
• Naked on Arrival: In the uncensored version.
• Silicon-Based Life: Her dialogue about "organic lifeforms" indicates she's inorganic, although her diamond basis means she's actually carbon based
• Technicolor Eyes: Hers are pink.
• Treasure Is Bigger in Fiction: Look at the diamonds she's wearing.
• Unlockable Content: You get her if you have pledged CA$ 60 or more for Hush Hush, or as a special purchase.

Jelle

(She watches you wistfully, copying your actions. Then she copies your face and it gets awkward)

A slime girl that Prof. Wood introduces to Marshmallow when the latter decides to be a Monster Girl Master.

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• Amazing Technicolor Population: She's pink.
• Breast Expansion: Back when she was just a slimegirl costume, this form easily doubled Elle's already impressive bust size.
• Cute Monster Girl: Specifically, she's a cute Slime Girl.
• Cute Mute: She doesn't talk, just burbles and has her actions described in the dialogue box.
• Decomposite Character: Started out as a costume for Elle, before being made into her own character
• Extreme Omnivore: Absorbs and digests anything.
• I Taste Delicious: In her uncensored slimegirl costume, she's depicted licking her own nipples. Her emits say that she's strawberry flavored and would very much like for you to sample her too.
• Punny Name: Jelly+Elle
• Rose-Haired Sweetie: Well, Rose Everything Sweetie.
• Unlockable Content: Released in the first DLC monster bundle with Quillzone.

Quillzone

(She informs you that you're now her friend. She gives you a membership card and a samurai sword.)

A robot Cat Girl, and the second monster girl that Prof. Wood introduces.

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• Cute Mute: Only meows and has her actions described in the dialogue box.
• Decomposite Character: Started out as a costume for Quill, before being made into her own character.
• Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: She's a cute, pizza-delivering robot Cat Girl.
• Punny Name: Quill + Calzone
• Shout-Out: To Samurai Pizza Cats. Her outfit resembles that of Polly Ester/Pururun, and the dialog references the US theme song and anime plot.
• Trademark Favorite Food: Pizza.
• Unlockable Content: Released in the first DLC monster bundle with Jelle.

Bonchovy

(She caresses your face and hums you to sleep. Then you dip beneath the water, and there's much coughing and thrashing.)

The third monster girl Prof. Wood has researched.

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• Cute Monster Girl: A mermaid.
• Decomposite Character: Started out as a costume for Bonibel, before being made into her own character.
• Expy: Of Ariel, the Little Mermaid.
• Extreme Omnivore: If the comment after one of her required gifts is any indication, she apparently has no issue with eating 100 cars.
• Mermaid Problem: Implied to be brought up in one of the Inner Monologue dialogue, before Marshmallow confirms this to be averted, with the NSFW version naturally showcasing said aversion.
  "There is a tense moment, before you confirm that mermaids are, indeed, mammals."
• Punny Name: Bonnibel + Anchovy. Also a wordplay on Bon Jovi.
• Significant Birth Date: March 20, which means her astrological sign is Pisces (February 19 - March 20).
• Unlockable Content: Released in the second DLC monster bundle with Spectrum.

Spectrum

(She won't let you stop scratching behind her ear. This is your life now.)

The fourth monster girl Prof. Wood introduces to Marshmallow.

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• Cute Monster Girl: A centaur.
• Decomposite Character: Started out as a costume for Iro, before being made into her own character.
• Expy: Of Rainbow Dash.
• Moody Mount: Around Nuisance relationship, she allows Marshmallow to mount then bucks him off.
• Unlockable Content: Released in the second DLC monster bundle with Bonchovy.

Charlotte

You fill my heart with shadows and sadness. Please never leave.

Voiced by: Haley Parsley

A gothic girl who is fascinated by morbidity, including her own potential death.

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• Elegant Gothic Lolita: All of her outfits involve a lot of lace and frills.
• Eyepatch of Power: Nearly always wearing one, although some scenes show it's just for fashion.
• Faking the Dead: The player meets her in a graveyard, when Marshmallow accidentally disturbs the coffin where she was pretending to be dead in for fun.
• Girls Love Stuffed Animals: She's always carrying around a stuffed bunny named Lilith.

Odango

Hello! I must confess, seeing you in a tight shirt preheats me instantly, in a clear violation of thermodynamics.

Voiced by: Isabelle Amponin

An anthropomorphic rice cooker from Japan, who Marshmallow purchases.

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• Cute Machines: She's an adorable robot girl.
• Mundane Made Awesome:
  • She's a very elaborate rice cooker, who thinks of everything in rice metaphors.
  • She geeks out at Alpha having some rice to eat at one of her higher relationship levels.
• Painting the Medium:
  • With every other girl, clicking on them produces hearts. For Odango, it makes rice balls.
  • Several of her voice lines are in surprisingly accurate Japanese.
• Suspiciously Specific Denial: One of her early dialogues mention how your old rice cooker was "mysteriously destroyed in a small fire".
• Trademark Favorite Food: Rice.

Shibuki

Want to take a Ninja Shower with me? It might sound romantic but it's just training under a pounding waterfall.

Voiced by: Ashley Sahler

A ninja-in-training who ends up becoming Marshmallow's apprentice after her Sensei's death.

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• Arrogant Kung-Fu Guy: She's quite overconfident in her abilities and criticizes Marshamallow's skills until he quickly impresses her with each passing date.
• Best Her to Bed Her: She grows attracted to Marshmallow once they gain great skills outclassing her own.
• Defrosting Ice Queen: Not to the same extent as Fumi or Cassie, but she looks down upon Marshmallow for much of their time together, often criticizing them, until s/he starts to win her over as training passes.
• Femme Fatale: Comes with the territory of being a sexy ninja assassin.
• Heel–Face Turn: One of the few girls who begins as a total archenemy towards Marshmallow ends up falling in love with him after some bonding and training.
• Highly-Visible Ninja: As Ayeka puts it, everyone knows she's a ninja in spite of most ninjas being secret.
• Mentor Occupational Hazard: She meets the protagonist when her mentor, a sewer rat named Master Sliver, gets CRUSHED by Marshmallow.
• Nightmare Fetishist: A mild example, but she loves to pick flowers with Marshmallow to use for poisons, make out in enemy territory, and her gifts include heart shaped shuriken for throwing into...hearts.
• Pink Means Feminine: Her default outfit is pink, which does highlight her feminine charm.
• Shout-Out: She dreams of becoming Hokage.
• Teacher/Student Romance: Marshmallow becomes her sensei slowly gaining her respect, leading to this romance path.
• Technicolor Ninja: Her ninja outfit is green and pink.
• You Kill It, You Bought It: Ancient ninja laws state that Marshmallow has to be her new Sensei after they killed her previous one.

Sirina

Hey, uh, you have a missed call. Like, literally. Someone who wasn't a telemarketer tried to phone you. Isn't that weird?

Voiced by: Aimee Smith

A phone's voice assistant turned into a real(-ish) girl.

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• Cute Machines: She's Marshmallow's phone assistant given human form after installing Crush Crush onto their tablet.
• Expy: Of Siri.
• Machine Monotone: Speaks in this manner.
• Medium Awareness: In her introduction, she outright declares "Thank you for downloading Crush Crush..."
• Scannable Man: She has a bar code on her right shoulder.
• The Internet Is for Porn: Referenced whenever the topic of Marshmallow's search history and private folders come into play.

Catara

Here I am! But just for a minute. Make with the love and affection!

Voiced by: Megan Shipman

A superheroine known for her cheetah-like speed.

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• Expy: She is described as being "ostensibly" based off of Cheetara, but not too much.
• Gameplay and Story Integration: Her dates center around teaching Marshmallow the technique of "Speed Dating", which is a feature unlocked by purchasing her that allows gifts and dates to be dealt with instantly if the player has the in-game funds, rather than having to go through menus and wait for each transaction to complete.
• Super-Speed: She's a cat-themed superhero with this power.

Vellatrix

Undressing me with your eyes, are we? You would have more luck with a clothes banishing spell. I could show you several...

Voiced by: Elsie Lovelock

The headmaster of Snogwarts Magic School, which Marshmallow is able to attend due to their own magic studies.

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• Captain Ersatz: A witch that's both the head of the Snogwarts Magic school and its Defense Against the Sexy Dark Arts teacher, making her a blatant reference to the Harry Potter series. Her name is even one letter off from major antagonist Bellatrix Lestrange.
• Disproportionate Retribution: One of her statements is that a student threw sand at her and called her a sandwich, so she threw a desert back and notified their next of kin.
• Emotion Eater: "No, really - I feed on your hopes and dreams. I'm sort of a monster".
• Expy Coexistence: She implies that Hogwarts exists as a rival school saying that if we want to join a certain other school for witchcraft in wizardry, we can't because it's full.
• Hidden Eyes: Even without her hat, her eyes are always covered in shadow. Some of her lines imply that looking into them directly would drive one mad, while others state it just helps her secretly stare at cleavage.
• Kinky Spanking: She threatens to punish Marshmellow with one of these if [s]he is late to class:
  Vellatrix: Late again for class? Once more, and you'll have a date with the Whacking Willow. And trust me when I say that you won't enjoy it.
• Navel-Deep Neckline: Her default outfit has a plunging neckline that reaches her stomach.

Roxxy

Here's a quick checklist - I dance, I yoga, I roll, and I cause mischief. Usually all at the same time!

Voiced by: Elsie Lovelock

A Brazilian dancer girl that loves to groove, who befriends Marshmallow at a party.

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• Hartman Hips: As a dancer, she has shapely hips:
  Roxxy: Bah! Twerking is for the weak! I will show you what Brazilian hips can do!
• Life of the Party: She loves a good rave, and first meets the player when they "crush" it on the dance floor.

Tessa

Oh my gosh! You've been gone for five minutes - where have you BEEN?!

Voiced by: Aimee Smith

A firefighting dog-human that crushes expectations by saving Marshmallow (from a scenario identical to one in which a dog was the victim) and then immediately falling in love.

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• Ambiguously Bi: During one of the greeting dialogues, she expresses a desire to live together with Mio and Quill^note it should be noted that Mio, Quill, and Tessa are all named after pets owned by Sad Panda developers:
  Tessa: I'm not sure why, but I really like Mio and Quill. I feel like we'd be great roommates.
  • In another dialogue, she mentions wanting to play with Quill, who scratched her on the nose when Tessa growled at her:
  Tessa: Wahh! Quill scratched me on the nose when I growled at her! She's so mean and pretty and I want to play with her!
• Animal-Eared Headband: Wears one with two doggy ears on it.
• Animals See in Monochrome: Can possibly comment that she's confused by being asked about her different eye colors, because she doesn't know what color is.
• Big Friendly Dog: Her motif.
• Continuity Cameo: One of her high-affection dialogues is about meeting with a wolf boy who wanted any public knowledge of him having fun to remain a secret, which refers to Volks from Blush Blush.
• Foil: To Quill, acting as the energetic dog-girl to her quiet cat-girl.
• Furry Reminder: She has one in almost every line.
• Genki Girl: As evident by her voice actress, she's loud and easily excited.
• Hartman Hips: While it's not evident in her default costume, her alternates show her to have the highest waist-hip ratio of any of the girls.
• Interspecies Romance: At one point, she mentions that she'd like to play with Quill, who scratched her on the nose; even though she found Quill mean and pretty, she still wants to play with her.
• Little Bit Beastly: There is a strong possibility that her ears are just attached to a headband, but Tessa's tail is 100% real, as seen in the 18+ variant of her Lovers scene.
• Love at First Sight: Loves Marshmallow from the moment they meet, with all of the usual relationship upgrades being preceded with a "technically".
• Rescue Romance: She meets Marshmallow when she, and some firefighters, saves them from an inferno.
• Shout-Out:
  • The fire she saves Marshmallow from, while Marshmallow sits at a table with a cup of coffee, is an obvious homage to the "This is Fine" Gunshow comic.
  • Her "I have just met you, but I love you" mentality is lifted straight from Dug the dog.

Claudia

I hope, by now, you can tell the difference between my "love" glare and my "destroy" glare. They are admittedly much too similar.

Voiced by: Katelyn Barr

A mysterious, brooding woman of action that shows up when Marshmallow is briefly threatened by someone named "Superioroth".

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• Action Girl: She's a gigantic-sword-wielding, leather-wearing protagonist that literally "crushes" the role.
• Can't Bathe Without a Weapon: She takes her sword into her showers, and "big spoons" the blade in bed.
• Expy: She is, as described, a gender-bent parody of Cloud with his and Tifa's personality. She makes multiple references to their game as well.
  • Her outfits meanwhile reference Rikku and Selphie.
• Rule 63: Her event announcement is titled it, and uses both the trope itself and Spin-Offspring to describe her.

Rosa

Aiiee! You are still here! Please, you must go! You are tempting fate! You are tempting misfortune! You are tempting me...

Voiced by: Nola Klop

A kind and generous woman, who refuses to love again after the tragic deaths of all her previous lovers.

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• Born Unlucky: Tragedy follows her wherever she goes, though it doesn't affect her directly.
• Damsel in Distress: Her first encounter has Marshmallow saving her from the foreclosure of her restaurant/orphanage/dance hall by tango-ing with her so beautifully the debt collector explodes into sparkles.
• Elegant Gothic Lolita: She wears a sexy, lacy, red-and-black dress.
• Evil Twin: Has one named Lola, who mostly just tries to steal their mom's recipes.
• Gypsy Curse: One of the many reasons for her bad luck, though the gypsy calls "Take-backsies" after learning about Marshmallow.
• Hartman Hips: She's quite fond of how her hips sway, thanking her father for teaching her how to dance, and her mother for cooking meals that increased their size.
• Spicy Latina: She's got a heavy accent and a passion for the tango.

Juliet

I am a princess and I deserve more than just jewels and fancy dresses. Though, obviously, I deserve those too.

Voiced by: SkyRae

A haughty princess.

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• Brick Joke: Doesn't grasp the implications of "horse-riding bareback" in her early relationship levels, even remarking on how people around her just stare at her after saying that. By the time Lover level is reached, she realizes the implications and declares everyone to be "dirty-minded".
• Regal Ringlets: Has her hair styled like these to reflect her royal status.

Suzu

I really don't mean to bother you, but... I think I'm supposed to try and curse you with bad luck? Sorry sorry if now's not a good time!

Voiced by: Malou Laval

A kitsune that brings good luck and joy wherever she goes. The only downside is...she's incredibly shy.

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• Art Shift: She's the very first girl in the game with a fully-animated portrait.
• Asian Fox Spirit: She's a guardian fox spirit who Marshmallow encounters after accidentally destroying her shrine.
• Foxy Vixen: Once she gains more confidence at higher relationship levels, she flirts with Marshmallow like all the girls.
• Green Aesop: Suzu is unlocked alongside a job, that you must level up to increase her relationship level, which is blatantly Marshmallow going around helping the environment.
• Little Bit Beastly: A human-ish girl with fox ears, a tail, and whisker-like face markings, with clear signs they're very functional.
• Shrinking Violet: To the point that she has difficulties with her duties because of it, with her being both scared and enraptured by Marshmallow... at the same time.

Lustat

Wow, you're looking very good today. In, like, a sexy way. Not at all like a steak served with caramelized onions and butter soaked lobster and... Oh my... Breathe Lustat...

Voiced by: Megan Shipman

An ageless, long-lived vampire that lusts...for blood.

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• Nightmare Fetishist: She finds Ayeka adorable.
  Lustat: Ooooh - that yandere girl is SO CUTE! She's got her little knife, and her little bow! *squeal* I could just gobble her up!
• Punny Name: Her name is based on Lestat, the main character of The Vampire Chronicles.
• Unconventional Wedding Dress: Buying/unlocking her "Wedding" outfit has her wear a skimpy red dress. When putting it on, she remarks how traditional white dresses are meant to symbolize virginity, which she most definitely lacks.
• Vampires Are Sex Gods: She is an absolute flirt. One of her lines is how most vampires end up being this way, because when you're long-lived and disconnected from humanity, carnal pleasures are one of the few things that never get boring.
• Vampires Hate Garlic: Played with, in that she has lines about garlic bread burning her...but is still willing to eat more because she finds it delicious.

Explora

(I can do this. I'm not nervous, I can totally do this.) *Ahem* Hello! I would like to ask you something important. Could I... Umm... Ahh. Sorry, let me restart. Might you - by chance - be open to making me, um... Your default browser?

Voiced by: Mew Miya

The protagonist of I Made A Comic About Internet Explorer. Attempting to get any support before her browser is officially retired, her despair is crushed when Marshmallow shows interest.

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• Anthropomorphic Personification: Of Microsoft's Explorer internet browser.
• Intercontinuity Crossover: She's originally from a webcomic in which the entire cast consists of personifications of internet browsers.
• Mythology Gag: Her home series features many jokes about her crashing and loading slowly. Here, her icon frequently sprouts a loading circle, and when you unlock her pictures, they start out all pixelated. Her dates also end up being slower than the other girls even with speed dating, and her image is missing for the theater, replaced with an outline and "load failed" icon.
• Painting the Medium: Aside from the examples listed in the above trope, many of the common gifts have been reskinned into more computer-related items, such as "Java" (coffee), "Apple" (fruit), "Crypto" (currency), and "RAM" (hardware). Additionally, the hearts earned from clicking on her are blue, like her logo, instead of the usual pink.
• Shout-Out:
  • Her official announcement is titled "I have a girlfriend and she is so blue".
  • The background of her "Friendzone" image (pictured above) resembles the default wallpaper for Windows XP.
• Video Game Cruelty Potential: Gifting Explora an Apple or a Magnet makes her lose hearts instead of gain them. She even has a quote specifically for doing such a thing.

Esper

All this "get to know you" chit-chat is exhausting. How do people even do this without telepathy!? It's impossible!

Voiced by: Nola Klop

A psychic seer whose powers fail while in Marshmallow's presence.

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• Absolute Cleavage: Her dress certainly shows off her power. As Ayeka puts it, doesn't leave much to the imagination.
• Ambiguously Evil: She casually mentions trying to force choke Marshmallow and sapping the life energy of youths. Whether or not she's joking is open to interpretation.
• In the Hood: She's never without her veil. Even when at the beach.
• Interface Screw: To reflect her psychic nature, the items required to upgrade her relationship levels are just listed as "Unknown Gift", requiring the player to either intuit her desires, use trial and error, or just use Speed Dating.
• Perky Goth: Downplayed, yet she fits. She possesses dark magic, writes angsty poetry, and has a taste for supernatural fashion, but loves having fun just as much as the other gals.
• Psychic Powers: She's got a talent for them.
• Seers: She promotes herself as one, but due to Marshmallow's meddling with interdimensional magic and time-travelers, her power is useless around them.
• Smug Super: A very mild example. She's introduced crushed how her great powers failed her for the first time and that she can't get a read on the player. A part of her romance is her falling in love with the Marshmallow due to them somehow being immune to her abilities.
• Wild Card: A part of her appeal is how mysterious she is.

Mallory

Do you ever look back on the choices you've made and wonder… What if? Like, maybe there's a version of you who picked A instead of B, and now they're living in an alternate timeline where everything's different...

Voiced by: Mallory Echelmeyer

The love interest of Cabin Fever, a visual novel developed by Steamy Buns Games and published by Sad Panda Studios.

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• Bizarre Taste in Food: One of her comments at Lovers level is that she's about to bake some cookies, and wants to know if Marshmallow would prefer oatmeal raisin or potato mint chocolate chip.
• But Thou Must!: Her "crushed" scene actually has a dialogue option like a visual novel, but if you hesitate to help a stranger instead of immediately aiding Mallory, a little voice in Marshmallow's head tells them they should do so anyways because she's cute.
• Call-Back: Her "crushed" scene is a reference to the opening of the visual novel she's from, and her dialogue makes multiple references to important events from it.
• Delicate and Sickly: Just like in Cabin Fever, Mallory gets very sick as her relationship with Marshmallow grows. She then gets better after Marshmallow gifts her Medicine in order to reach Lovers status.
• Incurable Cough of Death: It actually starts with a sneeze, which Mallory attributes to allergies.
• Intercontinuity Crossover: Despite how both games are published by Sad Panda, Cabin Fever does not take place in the Crush Crush universe.
• Old Save Bonus: Her Crush Crush bundle does not need to be purchased if the player owns a copy of Cabin Fever.
• Reincarnation Romance: Mallory notes that Marshmallow seems familiar, and asks if they met in a past life, referencing Mallory's status as an Old Save Bonus.

Brie

Guess what? I made us a cheese plate! And I only ate like 42% of it before I remembered I was supposed to share! Now don't blink, or the rest might disappear too.

Voiced by: Rhiannon Moushall

A DLC-exclusive Crush, who ended up on Earth after getting lost in space and asks Marshmallow to teach her about their planet.

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• Cheesy Moon: Her "crushed" moment when she meets Marshmallow is caused by her believing this and biting a moonrock, only to break her tooth, with Marshmallow warning her, as discreetly as possible, the myth isn't even real.
• Humanoid Aliens: She looks like a human with mouse ears and a tail, but she's actually an alien from the planet Rodentia.
• Klaatu Barada Nikto: At Lovers level, Brie can address Marshmallow with these words, claiming they represent "peace, love, and trust... More or less".
• Land Down Under: Despite being a humanoid mouse space alien, she speaks with an Australian accent.
• Little Bit Beastly: She has large ears and a thin blue tail that make her resemble a mouse.
• Really 700 Years Old: Her profile lists her age as 119 Rodentian Years, though how long that is in Earth Years isn't clear.
• Stock Animal Diet: As befitting a mouse-humanoid, the main reason she ends up coming to Earth is to try out its different types of cheese, with roughly half her gifts being cheese types.
• Suspiciously Specific Denial: When she tries to make you a cheese plate. She says just under half of it disappeared, and that the other half is likely to be gone shortly. You can almost imagine her grabbing pieces as she's saying it.

Ranma

Remarkable performance, comrade. I am officially awarding you the rank of Rear Admiral… Don't get any funny ideas!

Voiced by: Allanah Fitzgerald

A DLC-exclusive Crush. The self-proclaimed Commander-in-Chief of the Red Panda Army, who is first seen trying to saw open the bars at the zoo Amelia volunteers at in order to "liberate" the enclosed red pandas, and considers Marshmallow an ally when they accidentally "crush" the exhibit open while trying to stop her.

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• Art Shift: Although multiple girls in the past have been given animated versions of their default outfit or featured in animated artwork awarded from limited-time events, Ranma is the first girl whose opening and ending storyline images are animated, as well as the only one who is always animated regardless of their outfit.
• Evil Cannot Stand Cuteness: Her motivation is to conquer the world and put an end to all evil by weaponizing the cuteness of red pandas. However, she ends up finding it impossible to create a proper military regiment for them.
• Heel–Face Turn: Ranma is introduced breaking into "Sad Panda / Happy Panda", upsetting Amelia. When Amelia was later ascended to be a dateable character, Ranma appears in her "crushed" scene volunteering at the organization's charity car wash, showing that they've made amends.
• Hollywood Military Uniform: Her Red Panda Army uniform is rather skimpy, including elements such as a miniskirt.
• Little Bit Beastly: Ranma has the ears and a tail of a red panda.

Parallel Events

Cassia

(You tell her you would go to war with the Gods for her. She seems pleased as that may be required.)

A new monster girl variant of a pre-existing character, introduced in the "Spooky Halloween" Parallel Event. Although native to a Halloween-themed dimension, she follows Marshmallow to their world at the end of the Event, and is then reintroduced as Professor Wood's latest discovery.

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• Cat Girl: She's a Jackal Girl with functional ears and a tail, but a lot of dialogue during the Parallel Event has her display catlike mannerisms like knocking Halloween party decorations off of a table. One text box even notes how her behavior is contradictory to her appearance and that pointing this out gives her a brief existential crisis.
• Cute Monster Girl: A cat-like Jackal Girl mummy, to be precise.
• Mirror Character: She's based off of Cassie, being a youthful-looking woman of a petite figure with large twin-tail hairstyles, frosty attitude and having a similar-sounding name. While Cassie is a Tsundere who's attitude softens after the initial bandaged incident, Cassia is a Seductive Mummy who doesn't change much in behavior aside from trusting Marshmallow to pamper them.
• Mythology Gag: She's a mummy, and her inspiration, Cassie, was immediately covered in mummy-like bandages after her initial run-in with Marshmallow.
• Punny Name: Her name and appearance is clearly based on Cassie's.
• Seductive Mummy: She's a Jackal mummy love interest, and gaps in her wrappings revealing her arms and chest (as well as her private parts in the Uncensored version) show that the skin underneath appears perfectly fine.
• The Undead: Being a Seductive Mummy, she's suppose to be undead despite her healthy appearance, with one of the Inner Monologue dialogue mentions how she lacks a heart in a literal sense.
• Unlockable Content: She's only dateable by clearing the Halloween Parallel Event, in which Marshmallow enters a monster-themed parallel universe and has to help Charlotte and the other monster girls organize a party by spending time with them, before the event expires.

Yuki

Mmm. Being next to you makes me feel all toasty inside. Just like when I drink my favorite hot chocolate with cayenne pepper!

Voiced by: Rhiannon Moushall

A reindeer girl obtainable from the 2022 "Frosty Wonderland" Parallel Event. Originally helping to deliver gifts to everyone in her world as part of a celebration, she follows Marshmallow to their world, and ends up caught in an ice fishing incident.

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• Danger — Thin Ice: Her reintroduction after the Frosty Wonderland event shows her ice skating on a frozen-over lake, only for a nearby Marshmallow to accidentally crack the ice while trying to cut open a fishing hole, leading to them having to pull a shivering Yuki out of the freezing water with their fishing line.
• Little Bit Beastly: As a deer girl, she has antlers and a deer nose.
• Meaningful Name: Yuki is Japanese for "snow."
• Unlockable Content: She's only dateable by clearing the Winter Holidays 2022 Parallel Event, in which Marshmallow enters a holiday-themed parallel universe and has to help Rosa the RomCom protagonist, Peanut the gingerbread house builder, Fumi the elf, Renee the caroler, Juliette the noble reindeer, and Yuki herself decorate the town and help deliver gifts to everyone.

Marybelle Valentine

Are you here to serenade me? I always fancied me a bit of serenadin'!

Voiced by: Hannah Alyea

Bonnibel and Babybelle's other sister, obtainable from the 2023 Valentine's Day Parallel Event. The event version of her has her running both a local saloon and the family farm, too busy with both jobs to care a whit about love until Marshmallow starts spending time with the rest of her family. Once unlocked, Marshmallow meets their own universe's version of her after taking a joyride on a tractor, accidentally "crushing" through a fence on her family's farm and spooking her horses.

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• Affectionate Nickname: She starts referring to Marshmallow as "tumbleweed" once their relationship starts developing.
• Cowboy: The preview for her event describes her as a "charming cowgirl", and shows her wearing a fancy Stetson cowboy hat. In the event itself, she's a capable farmhand with her own horse named Applejill, and while she also has to look nice for her saloon job, she's sick of the Farmer's Daughter stereotype when the full extent of running a farm requires some knowledge of botany, animal science, engineering, and various other practical fields of study. And then in the main Crush Crush dimension, she runs the family farm and needs Marshmallow's help rounding up the horses that they set free after "crushing" a fence in a tractor accident.
• Fetish: Her sex scene involves her asking Marshmallow to use a riding crop on her, and her nude dialogue will occasionally mention having Marshmallow use "ropes, spurs, leathers and gloves" on her as a good time. It's all but outright stated she's a submissive masochist who's into pony play.
• Morning Routine: She has a strict schedule when it comes to working on the farm, starting with the moment she wakes up in the morning. A Running Gag occurs where the "Talk" option will have her ask Marshmallow to come to the farm progressively earlier as the relationship develops, first at 5 AM to help volunteer, then at 4 AM to eat breakfast together, then at 3 AM to make breakfast together, ending with saying it'd be easier if Marshmallow just stayed the night with her and let the roosters wake them up.
• Pungeon Master: Most of her dialogue consists of puns, such as one intentional joke where she claims that she knows that her neighbor's new pet Mayo is a horse because "Mayo neighs".
  • It's a habit she continues into her nude dialogue, where she will deliver such quips as doubting she can be considered a good cowgirl, "...because good cowgirls keep their calves together."
• Unlockable Content: She's only dateable by clearing the Valentine's Day 2023 Parallel Event, in which Marshmallow enters a romance-themed parallel universe caught in a battle between fairy versions of Qpernikiss and the Dark One, and must save the spirit of love by flirting with them as well as alternate versions of the entire Valentine family (Bonnibel, cousin Peanut, Babybelle, and Marybelle).

Pepper

Okay, so you popped out of my hat. It's not that impressive. I have friends who eat fire, juggle swords, and walk on tightropes - sometimes simultaneously!

Voiced by: Vera Tan

A rabbit girl magician, obtainable from the 2023 Easter Parallel Event. In the event itself, she's practicing her magic tricks for the Spring Festival and accidentally warps away all of the candy eggs to unknown locations, making the annual hunt exponentially more difficult. In the main game, she's introduced putting on a performance that Marshmallow unintentionally becomes a part of.

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• Casual Kink: Pepper has her arms and legs cuffed and chained during her sex scene.
• The Great Whodini: Upon reaching the first rank with Pepper in the main game, the usual pop-up message states "Introducing the Amazing Pepper! Ta-da!"
• Impossibly Awesome Magic Trick: As Pepper is a stage magician, and not an actual spellcaster like Luna or Vellatrix, she spends the first few stages of her relationship events wondering how the heck Marshmallow replaced her rabbit in her Pull a Rabbit out of My Hat trick.
• Little Bit Beastly: Pepper looks like an adult woman with two white floppy rabbit ears that stick through her top hat, and a fluffy cottontail that sticks through her outfit. Seeing her naked reveals they're both real and attached to her.
• Pull a Rabbit out of My Hat: In addition to her appearance as a rabbit magician clearly inspired by this trope, her "Crush" scene after being unlocked in the main game has her try to do this for an audience, only for Marshmallow, who was in the front row, to somehow be pulled out instead.
• Stage Magician: She's a magician whose regular outfit includes a top hat and fancy suit and leotard. However, rather than just pulling rabbits out of her hat, she is the rabbit.
• Unlockable Content: She's only dateable by clearing the Easter 2023 Parallel Event, in which Marshmallow enters an Easter-themed parallel universe filled with bunny girl versions of various women preparing to organize and celebrate an egg hunt.

Kira

Voiced by: Zoe D. Lee

A Pirate Girl obtainable from the 2023 Summer Parallel Event. In the event itself, she accidentally crashes the Beach Bash event because she misread a treasure map and went to the wrong beach, but decides to stick around and help make it the best party that she can. In the main game, she's introduced after mistaking Marshmallow sunbathing on a rock for a mermaid and accidentally "crushes" her pirate ship while sailing to them.

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• Failed a Spot Check: In her haste to discover a real mermaid, she first failed to notice that Marshmallow was not actually a mermaid, and then failed to notice the rocks that scuttled her ship.
• Fetish: She's got quite a thing for mermaids, which is what precipitates her relationship with Marshmallow. She has a particular infatuation with Ariel, often asking Marshmallow to don a long red wig and seashell bra during foreplay.
• Going Down with the Ship: Thoroughly averted in her introduction, where she successfully abandons ship after it becomes the "crush" that all of Marshmallow's relationships begin with. That said, if she's nude, she will joke about a good captain always going down... with or without the ship.
• The Mutiny: According to her relationship rank-up dialogue, Marshmallow doesn't need to worry about anyone else's lives being lost when she scuttled her ship because her entire crew mutinied and abandoned her some time ago.
• Pirate Girl: Kira is a "free-spirited pirate girl", to quote her character introduction, whose default outfit includes a pirate captain's hat marked with a skull-and-crossbones.
• Pirate Parrot: Fitting her pirate motif, her swimsuit outfit has a green parrot perched on her shoulder.
• That Came Out Wrong: One of her "Flirt" lines has her state she doesn't have any gold teeth like some other pirates because she cares a lot about oral... and then hastily clarifies that she means oral hygiene, going to her dentist at least twice a year.
• Unlockable Content: She's only dateable by clearing the Summer 2023 Parallel Event.

Nightingale

Voiced by: Adrienne Mclain

A Harpy monster girl that resembles Nina, introduced in a variation of the "Spooky Halloween" Parallel Event.

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• Cute Monster Girl: She's an orange-haired, freckled, bespectacled Harpy Girl.
• Unlockable Content: She's only dateable by clearing a variant of the Halloween Parallel Event which plays out similarly to Cassia's, with Charlotte hosting a party in an alternate dimension of monster girls, but instead ends with encountering Nightingale in a pumpkin patch and inviting her for musical entertainment instead of meeting and inviting prominent socialite Cassia.
• The Voiceless: Her actions are only narrated in parentheses, but describe her acting bird-like through chirps, trills, and shrieks.

Grace

Voiced by: Zoe Sanders

A ballerina who has arms made of ice, introduced in a variation of the Frosty Event.

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• An Ice Person: She lacks organic arms, but was able to craft artificial arms of pure ice by casting magic.
• Disability Superpower: She was born without arms, as she'll state at high affection levels, but her magic ice arms are just as articulate in addition to being able to freeze what she touches.
• "Metaphor" Is My Middle Name: One of her Talk prompts has her asking if she can stretch while you chat, and stating that Multitasking is her middle name. She then admits that her middle name is actually Michelle.
• Unlockable Content: She's only dateable by clearing a variant of the Winter Holidays Parallel Event which plays out similarly to Yuki's, but instead ends with Grace the Sugar Plum Fairy having to practice for a performance at the town's winter festival instead of Yuki needing help to deliver gifts.

Desdemona

Voiced by: Zoe D. Lee

A dazzling demoness, introduced in a variation of the Valentines Event.

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• Emotion Eater: She's a succubus that feasts on Lust, hanging out at red light districts and picking up one-night stands to feed herself.
• Horned Humanoid: She has two large, ram-like, curled horns coming out of the sides of her head.
• Really 700 Years Old: Her in-game stats lists her age as "e t e r n a l", rather than give a number, even though she looks like an attractive woman.
• Speak of the Devil: She's introduced in the main Crush Crush universe by Marshmallow "crushing" the disbelief of superstitions and summoning her by chanting "Bloody Mary" into a mirror three times during a sleepover.
• Unlockable Content: She's only dateable by clearing a variant of the Valentines Parallel Event in which she's an extra challenge between the Valentine siblings and The Dark One, with Marshmallow having to convince her that drinking on Lust is just a quick pick-me-up compared to a developed Love.

Abby

Voiced by: Leader Looi

A bee girl, introduced in a variation of the Spring Festival Event.

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• Meaningful Name: She is a bee, and her name is pronounced A-bee.
• Unlockable Content: She's only dateable by clearing a variant of the Easter Event in which, instead of helping Pepper relocate missing eggs, Marshmallow needs to help Abby the busy bee cater the event.

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