Ozzy
The violent member of the team. Loves rock music. His favourite weapon is the bazooka
Barry
The only sane man of the team. His favourite weapon is the magnum
Frank
The leader of the team.
Derek
The crazy scientist. His favourite weapon is the chainsaw.
Lord Crumb
The leader of the aliens.
- Aliens Are Bastards: He's come to Earth to sample Earthling flesh and see if he can serve it in his restaurant back on his home planet. If it's good enough, he plans to get his race to launch a full scale invasion to use Earthlings as cattle.
- Aliens Speaking English: He and the rest of his species speak English. He's the only one of his crew who actually talks onscreen though.
- Bald of Evil: All of his race seem to be completely hairless, not even having eyebrows, and even in his human disguise, he has no head hair except for sideburns.
- Benevolent Boss: Subverted. He's shown treating his workers very well, even promising them an increase in their paychecks and referring to them as his friends. The ending shows this was Pragmatic Villainy, as he refers to them as "scummy third class laborers".
- Big Bad: Leads the invasion.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive: He's the CEO of an alien fast-food corporation who plans to add humans to the menu of his restaurants.
- Evil Plan: Lord Crumb seeks to make humans into fast food for his intergalactic restaurant chain.
- Evil Sounds Deep: He speaks in a very deep voice.
- Faux Affably Evil: He acts like a respectable businessman, but his plan involves invading Earth and turning humanity into a food source for his race.
- Same Language Dub: He is physically portrayed by Doug Wren and voiced by Peter Vere-Jones.
Giles Copeland
The tax collector who is kidnapped by the aliens.
- Distressed Dude: The heroes have to rescue him.
Robert
The special alien. He loves to play with his dagger.
- The Dragon: Crumb's second in command.
3rd Class Aliens
- Mooks: Common grunts.
