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The "hero" of the comic.
  • Abusive Parent: He's incredibly neglectful towards Asperia after he gives birth to her.
  • Flanderization: Asperchu initially starts out as being a bumbling but well meaning protagonist, but soon devolves into a self-centered jerk who whines when he's told to do anything he doesn't want to, and is prone to start playing his portable game system in the middle of a conversation with someone else.
  • The Ditz: Being smart isn't exactly his strong point.
  • The Hero: Subverted. Asperchu would much rather play video games than do anything heroic.
  • Heterosexual Life-Partners: With his "Joy-Boy" Sonichu. At least at first...
  • Kamehame Hadoken: His Asper-Hame-Ha and Jesus-Hame-Ha.
  • Playing the Victim Card: Rocky The Squirrel convinces Asperchu that having Aspergers means he can't be held accountable for his actions, and that everyone else is jealous of him for how much of a "Special Snowflake" he is.
  • Unwitting Pawn: Of MIPS later in the comic.


One of Asperchu's two best friends, along with Jivin.
  • Expy: He's basically Kirby but with yellow horns and an S on his chest.
  • Only Sane Man: He and Christian are probably the sanest people in the comic.
  • Those Two Guys: He's usually seen with Jivin.


One of Asperchu's two best friends, along with Max

    Asperchu's family 
Asperchu's grandfather

Grandpa Alzheichu

Grandma Snorlax

Asperchu's grandmother, who is a Snorlax.


Asperchu's daughter, who he have birth to after drinking Ian's sperm and getting pregnant.

Mitch Chu

Asperchu's gay hairstylist cousin.
  • Camp Gay: A fairly toned-down example, but he doesn't quite talk like a normal person (gay or otherwise).
  • Crucified Hero Shot: Gets crippled, nailed to the wall and executed by Bionic, simply for getting in his way.


Christian Chandler

The TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville. After liberating it from Ian, Christian heads the CWCville Restoration project.


Asperchu's cousin and Christian's son.

Chaotic Combo

A group of hedgehog Pokemon who assist Christian and Sonichu



A group of Trolls who menace Asperchu.


The leader of the Trolls


  • The Dragon: Appears to be Sinestro's top minion.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Agreed to go on a date with Asperchu so she could steal his Asperchu Medallion.


A Born-Again Baptist that finds Asperchu's videos abhorrent to GodJesus and challenges Asperchu to prove his Christianity. He later conspires with Sinestro to resurrect his girlfriend and seek revenge on Asperchu.

Dino Dash

A troll who kidnapped Asperchu.

Metal Asperchu

A robot clone of Asperchu constructed by Sinestro to hunt down the Chaos Pickles. He follows his directive, but also betrays Sinestro and goes rogue.

  • Big Bad: Of Issues 1 to 6. His goal of collecting the Chaos Pickles leads the heroes to oppose him.
  • Big Bad Duumvirate: Forms one with Bionic, aiding him in his goals in exchange for the locations of the Chaos Pickles.
  • Eviler Than Thou: He eventually gets around to dealing with Sinestro, imprisoning him in a tube and forcing him to watch as he completes Directive 4.
  • Evil Knockoff: Of Asperchu.
  • Gone Horribly Right: All the other Asperchu clones were absolute crap, but Metalchu is so good he betrays his creator Sinestro in pursuit of his programmed goals.
  • Hero Killer: Kills most of the members of the Chaotic Combo, as well as Noir Chu and Aspercream.

Ian Weston Anderson

A Christian Chandler impostor who took over CWCville and turned it into a Wretched Hive.
  • Arc Villain: Of Issue 3, which involves our heroes trying to liberate CW Cville from him.
  • Character Death: Get's brutally dismembered by Sonichu.
  • Fat Bastard: He's fat and he's certainly a bastard.
  • Gratuitous Nazis: Not him, but his Sonichu Army are all dressed up in Nazi uniforms.
  • Hate Sink: He's probably the most unlikeable character in the comic.
  • Take That!: His character is one towards the real Chris-Chan.

Bionic The Hedgehog

Chris-Chan's first creation, who turned on him after being crippled and suffering neglect at his hands.
  • Big Bad Duumvirate: Allies with Metal Asperchu, providing him the locations of the Chaos Pickles in exchange for him completing several tasks for him.
  • The Chessmaster: Manipulates nearly everyone in pursuit of his own goals.
  • Evil Cripple: Bionic was already emotionally imbalanced before he lost three of his limbs, an eye, and his vocal chords. But it didn't exactly help.
  • Evil Genius: He was apparently smart enough to construct a base for himself along with several robots.
  • "Well Done, Son!" Guy: To Ian before turning on him after being brutally injured.

Yellow Devil

Bionic's creation and enforcer.


A mysterious being created by Metal Asperchu to complete his Directive 4.


A council of Black Monoliths who seek to bring together the Chaos Pickles for an unknown reason.

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