- Mr Parsimonious' attack on Mr Benevolent in series 2 episode 1, also an example of Beware the Nice Ones (Mr Parsimonious being, of course the most generous of men)."I'm afraid all I have to give you is this punch! And this kick! And this slap in the face and flick in the ear!"
- Mr Parsimonious again in series 2 episode 5, when he calls Pip out on blaming God for his newfound addictions instead of admitting it's his own fault.
Awesome / Bleak Expectations