- The "it's just a ride" speech is not just awesome, but heartwarming, too.
- Bill's kiss-off to a girl that left him is one of his all-time great rants. Not that he's bitter or anything.
- It leans a little on the misogynistic side, but "The Reason You Suck" Speech he unleashed at a heckler during his infamous Chicago show may be one of the most hardcore in comedy history.
- Then this little missive to Denis Leary: "This guy truly is the spawn of Satan and one can only hope that he kills himself for being a talentless hack. Seriously...like, no joke. I seriously hope he reads this one day and contemplates killing himself and doing the world a favor. Seriously. Kill yourself.
Awesome / Bill Hicks