- Helen when she makes her entrance in Act V. See, she cured the king and so got to choose her husband, except Bertram decided to be a bitch about it and runs off to war and leaves behind a letter saying he'll marry her when she gets his ring off his finger and can show him a child of his issue. So what does she do? She befriends strangers in a foreign country, engineers a bed trick with a woman that Bertram had been pursuing, and fakes her own death only to show up back in France with his ring in her hand and his bun in her oven. Snap.
Awesome / All's Well That Ends Well