And The Fandom Rejoiced / Toonami

• Cartoon Network brought back its Toonami block as an April Fools' Day joke on [adult swim].
• AND IS CONSIDERING BRINGING IT BACK!
• TOONAMI'S BACK BITCHES.
• A shame that older series won't be return- Is that Eureka Seven coming back for Toonami? AWW YEAH!!!!
• 'It's expanded to SIX HOURS THE MIDNIGHT RUN IS BACK!!!'
• A shame that Toonami doesn’t have a lot of funding for long runners right now... wait, what you say? Naruto’s coming back to Toonami? AND IT'S UNCUT?! Aww yeah!
• Toonami seriously needs to have more high-profile anime that is not Bleach or Narut- Huh? They're gonna air Soul Eater?! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
• After those releases, it's gonna be hard to follow up with those sho- What? Evangelion 1.11 is coming to Toonami? That's not all. One Piece is coming to Toonami in the near future?! That means that for the first time, all three Shonen Jump anime will air side-by-side!
  • And Evangelion-2.22 is going to air!
• FREAKING SARA AND IGPX ARE BACK! Oh, and TOM 5 and a new Absolution.
• Man, with the big 3 and Soul Eater, what's Toonami gonna do for an encore...wait, did Toonami just pick up Sword Art Online? HELL YES!
• Toonami announced on their tumblr that they'd be simulcasting the world premiere of Space☆Dandy on January 4th. That by itself is just fine and dandy, But Wait, There's More! Space Dandy will be used to kick-start an extended Toonami block, airing at 11:30 PM. They really aren't kidding when they say Toonami is "building you a better cartoon show".
• So, aside for Space Dandy, what else is Toonami up to...wait, Naruto is leaving!? Does Toonami really believe that idiocy about Naruto killing Toonami..... wait, Naruto Shippuden is going to premier WHERE IT SHOULD HAVE!?! ON TOONAMI! 2014 will be awesome!
• You know, I think Soul Eater and Sword Art are ending in March, wonder what Toonami will get to replace their soul themed, great soundtracked brilliance of English Dubbing....Blue Exorcist!!!!!!
  • So, we can probably assume that Sword Art is being replaced by Blue Exorcist, but what is replacing Soul Eater....Black Lagoon!? Its truly going to become ADULT swim Toonami now
• So, Toonami is doing a whole block to promote the X-Box One? Console Wars Neutrality aside, this means that the block will get a money boost, so we should be prepared for anyth.....WAIT, WERE THOSE CLYDES!?
• Yawn, the wait up to Toonami on Adult Swim is so boring, nothing but reruns of Seth Mcfar....wait, what was that commercial. Is it...can it..........Attack on Titan....premieres its dub May 3rd.!?!
• Toonami is showing off for the summer with the dub for Titan and the rescueing of Beware, I wonder what they....Cooler's Revenge is airing? Um...Cool, I guess....kind of a odd choice, but cool.
  • And for the first time ever, aired on U.S. TV with the original Japanese soundtrack!
• And speak of the Devil....Dragon Ball Z Kai is going to Toonami in the Fall!
• Toonami becomes a hundred percent, no a thousand percent more manlier with Gurren Laggan coming this August!
• Toonami's running low of Black Lagoon episodes, they will need to replace it with something new soon, but I wonder what....what, it can't be.... Something so dark....so horrifying.....Crispin Freeman.......AND FULL LENGTH! OG NARUTO BEING REPLACED TOO!
• Bad news, Toonami's later hours were cut. But don't worry, Toonami hasn't lost it's way just yet, with Kill La Kill coming!.
• Sword Art Online 2 will air on Toonami!
• Two Sentai Programs got to air on Toonami: Akame ga Kill! AND Parasyte the Maxim!
• Wait wait....what about FLCL getting new seasons!?
  • And further more, now we'll be getting FLCL Grunge and FLCL Shoegaze in 2023!
• Hunter × Hunter 2011 is finally dubbed AND airing on Toonami!
• Gundam's back! Iron-Blooded Orphans is flying in.
• ONE PUUUUUUNCH! One-Punch Man is on the way!
• You expected some other series to join Toonami, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!.
• So, after Dragon Ball Z Kai ends, Dragon Ball Super is going to be airing in its place in January! Of course, while it's nice to see Super finally getting dubbed, it stinks that Kai's cut of the Buu Saga (aka the Final Chapters) is getting the shaft... wait, what's this?! Super and DBZ Kai: The Final Chapters are airing BACK TO BACK?!!?

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