We're on the SOAP.
ME: So, does anybody want to take a stab at what type of fanfic we'll be doing today?
DAR: Why should I care?
ME: There's 20 dollars in it... or its equivalent in whatever currency your home country/planet/universe uses–for whoever guesses correctly!
DAR: Deal. I'd have to say some spelling-error riddled fanfic which sees nothing wrong with having all the hallmarks of traditional Mary Sue-ism.
MYU: A fanfic in only the loosest sense of the word, because the author actually hates the series it's based on?
SMS: One that's loaded with scientifically inaccurate and probably very painful sex scenes?
CAL: I think it'll be one where all the characters hate each other...
MAR: It's probably one that pretends to be meaningful and deep, but is actually stupid and pretentious.
VBR: I'd have to guess a really poorly executed songfic.
LAN: I'll see you that and raise you a poorly executed song PARODY!
MGA: Yeah, what Lan said!
WAV: This is probably gonna be one where the author failed to do any research whatsoever, whether it's of the series it's based on or anything else.