….. Not how you spell that word.
JOHN BOY ME EGBERT!
Why yes, he does look like some weird bishie version of John, doesn’t he?
You have been fooled.
Oh you have got to be-
This. Is. Not. Worth. The pain.
LEGEND DEMANDS, THIS IS A TRAIT OF SUPREME INVINCIBILITY. OWED TO A FULL BODY UNION. WITH THE CLOCKWORK MAJYY. MAYJYJ. MAKJACK.
THE CLOCKWORK BULLSHIT.
I wonder if that’s supposed to be important somehow.
… Yeah, sure, I guess if there’s anything I’m legitimately interested in finding out about you.
Hey my windy savior. How’s kicks. Been teleportin’ ‘round the ‘verse I see. How’s that like? Does it feel like anything?
And I looked at him.
And he looked at me.
And in that moment….
… I swear they were infinite.
And we’re going to do this whole staredown thing again.
Because if there’s one thing Andrew Hussie is good at
It’s padding out this comic to infinite lengths by doing the same thing over and over again.
Like, Homestuck is like, 50% needless padding.
Hey, maybe this is the part where John uses a glitch and kills Caliborn.
And maybe I have charisma flying out of my every orifice.
Yes. This is the moment of truth. Sort of. It’s a moment of your truth where you get ti find out who the villain is.
…… Not the first thing I would say but it is the first conclusion I would draw considering the context you have. It’s an “Arson, Murder, jaywalking” sort of scenario.
Jumping to conclusion but you’re not wrong. You may want to put al ittlem roe research into this.
Ooooooh man, this is it. This is John getting involved. This is him feeling the impact of it all, it’s all dawning on him and he has a reason anda motive to want to deal with the big bad.
It took so many years but now we have the connection occurring. Before the Heroes and the Villains were basically working on such separate and different levels that what they were fighting for and against was incredibly nebulous. They were basically running around with no true focus. This is the part where the focus comes into play.
Where everything he has gone through has had meaning. Where there is a target. Where he finally understands what all the running around was for.
Pffftttt, true. You’re a good honest kid, and somewhat perceptive.
YES! YES! YES!
Oh wow, he somehow found a way to look menacing.
who... are you talking to?
Trust me, it’s not important. I say what I write aloud when I do this liveblog too.
OH YES, TODAY HE WILL PAY.
WITH HIS TEETH.
AND WITH HIS BLOOD.
Don’t worry John, you’ll be fine. Caliborn as he is now is just a punk brat.
Worst. Dramatic. Close up. EVER.