And now, ladies and gentelmen... Our humble protagonist.
???: Humble what now?
Quiet, you. Listen to Professor Juniper.
???: Um...
Juniper: Hello! Welcome to the world of Pok-
Since this is the speech that has been given at the beginning of every single Pokemon gamer ever, we shall be using the Blah Filter.
Juniper: Blah! Blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Asparagus!
???: Somehow, I feel like that was more annoying than what her actual speech would have been.
Do not question the mighty narrator's judgement.
Juniper: Now, enough from me... Are you a boy or a girl?
Girl.
???: I could have told her that myself.
I saved you time.
???: Whatever.
Juniper: Very good... Now, what's your name?
???: It's-
Lina.
Lina: Don't do that. >:|
Juniper: What a nice name! Oh, and I want to know the name of your friend here...
Rival: If you're thinking of calling me "Douche," don't. That lost its "charm" a long time ago. Besides, VG Cats is for geewunners.
Oh, don't worry, I have something else in mind~
See? It's a Final Fantasy V reference.
Butz: ...You suck.
Lina: -snickers-
Juniper: Alright... Lina? You ready to enter the world of Pokemon?
Lina: I've been ready for a while...
Juniper: Then buckle up, class!
Because here we go...
Lina: -Is blinded by a white light...-
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