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Troper492011-11-11 15:56:46

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Episode 2: On the Route Again

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh...

The great troper, Troper49, decided to do a liveblog on Pokemon Fire Red. He walked through Pallet Town. He walked into the grass. He got a starter. He fought a douchebag. He went into the grass, again. There, you be caught up. Now back to this stupid liveblog…

WTF! It’s a wild Pokemon. This pokemon had yellow and brown feathers and a stern beak. It looked like a force to be reckoned with. It also looked like a bird. It was a fucking Pidgey. You know, maybe, I shouldn’t disturb the poor creature. I mean is there any reason to resort to violence. Maybe, the two of us can chat and experience a bond only two creatures could possible have… NAW, BULBASAUR USE TACKLE! The green reptile attacked, and Pidgey’s HP was lowered. However, the Pidgey got his revenge by tackling Bulbasaur. The two foes were locked in a Tackling combat. It looked like the battle would never end… but it did. The winner of this epic battle… BULBASAUR! HAHAHA! Stupid bird! Anyway, I got some HP and I continued through the wild fields of Route 1. It was a dangerous place, so I must be cautious of whom I run into… Oh, hello, random stranger, want to be friends? What the… Another wild Pidgey?!? I’LL DESTROY YOU!!1 Go, Bulbasaur use Tackle. That’s right, Bulbasaur, kill that birdy bitch. Come on, just ONE! MORE! ATTACK! YES, you did it, Bulbasaur. You killed that stupid bird. Oh and you learned a new move… Leech Seed. Sweet!

Well, it looks like I’m out of that CRAZY ROUTE and looks like I finally reached civilization. It’s the great place known as Viridian City. I realized that my Bulbasaur is pretty beaten and needs to be healed. So, I went to this big white house with a red roof. It was a Pokemon Center. Pokemon Centers are places where you can heal your Pokemon that are low on HP; Inside EVERY SINGLE POKEMON CENTER is the perky pink-haired Nurse Joy whom will gladly heal your Pokemon FOR FREE. Dang, this crazy world has some good healthcare services. Anyway, I got my Bulbasaur healed, so I’d go to another white house with a BIG BLUE ROOF. This was Poke Mart. You can buy all your Pokemon-related stuff, here. Potions, Antidotes, Heals. All this stuff and more at your local Poke Mart. I decided to talk to the Store Clerk. He said if I knew Prof. Oak. I said “Yeah.” Then, he said he had an order came in for that old bag and asked if I could take it. I said “Sure.” Then, I received Oak’s Parcel, which I put in my Key Items Pocket in my backpack. I guess I have to go back to Pallet Town and give this parcel to the Professor. I hope this doesn’t take long.

A Couple of Minutes Later...

OK, back at Pallet Town, I went into Oak’s Laboratory and gave Oak the parcel, turns out what was in the parcel was a Pokeball. Oak thanked me for what he did, when suddenly… GREEN RETURNED!!! Green said that Oak called him for something. Oak went to his table to show off his new invention, the Pokedex. Apparently, it could automatically record data on Pokemon seen or caught. Oak gave both Green and I these technological encyclopedias. Oak wants the two of us to fill up these Pokedexs with tons of Pokemon data. He wanted the two of us to catch all 150 pokemon. Yeah, Oak wants to send two ten-year olds to go around the world to CATCH EVERY SINGLE POKEMON. Ah, Professor, you lovable retard. OK, now, Oak decides to give each of us 5 Pokeballs to help fulfill his “dream”. Green, then, decided to be a jackass by saying that he’s going to get a Town Map from his sister, and he’ll ask to not let her lend Red one. Green Oak, Total Asshole! You know Green, fuck off. I’m going to your house, go to your sister, and get that fucking Town Map, whether you like it or not. Smell that, Green. Yeah, I got the map, now. No thanks to you, Green.

OK, so I got my starter, I got my map, and I got my balls. Now, I can officially start my Pokemon journey, one step in the Tall Grass at a time. Who knows when a wild Pokemon can pop out? HOLY...

TO BE CONTINUED...


Trainer Profile
Name: Red

Money: 3080 Pokedollars

Time: 0:58

Badges: None Yet


Current Pokemon Team
Bulbasaur

Type: Grass/Poison

Level: 7

Moves: Tackle, Growl, Leech Seed

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