Unnecessary backstory
(Note: The first six updates were archived from the Trash Heap topic in Yack Fest. After that, it's the present updates.)
So we open to some guy monologuing.
Talking about being emperor and fate and stuff.
Peek a boo. I'm a giant mechanical cock!
Ah, look at that vast and explorable landscape that most people ignore anyway. Welcome to Oblivion.
So, we've got a girl named Alice. Is she Caucasian, furry, whiter than yo' mom, puking ugly, negro, a hippy, negro hippy, snobby hippy, magical whitey, or a lizard?
