Well, the first part of this video series is awful. I mean...WOW. The entire first movie was less awful. I mean...there is no sense of reason in this.
Well..it couldn't get any worse, right?
...Ah fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBwZoLG4bJ4&feature=related
0:16
Yeeeeaaah, this is where dubbing really hits its stride. I mean...why say that with such a happy face? Did the voice actor really think those lines would be best said with such a happy tone to them?
0:42
"Even though we had no way of doing it in the first place."
1:10
"GOOD JOB in deducing something that even a 5 year old could have figured out!"
1:20
Wh-what, did they go back to the cave? Did something happen? I mean...why did they dub it for a scene that obviously had no transition or anything to imply that they went back to the cave?
1:47
Whoa, why bother with the cables since you can just fucking eat the vessel in one gulp!
2:26
I like how the steel and plastic pipe are basically ripping like pieces of rope, it's so...STUPID that anyone, even a animator in a backwater animation studio in Asia, could have picked up on!
3:30
So...the movie is over? Wow. I mean...WOW! Sure, this is the point where something RESCUES the protagonist's, but...there miles down in the ocean! there is no possible way for them to be rescued, as they will surely suffer from the bends if not even just...DIE from the crushing pressure of the deep.
Yep. It's all over. I didn't even know Doc Sane thought of putting up 8 videos of nothing just to trick us! Pretty clever, man!
3:45
...I...I really was hoping.
4:00
I'm really glad we can see the process of how a shark manages to get steel out from his teeth! In fact, I almost have to say that this scene would be UNTIRELY POINTLESS if he didn't just...leave it because he's a shark.
4:20
W-What?
4:39
What.
4:47
I don't even have to point out that their using the same animation clips to save on money, it's just OBVIOUS.
4:50
Why would the squid/octopus/horrible mutation of my nightmares...have a Prison Sing-Sing hat on? There is no...fucking way that a ship would be carrying that.
5:03
...No.
NO.
5:05
First...electronic signals don't work underwater unless it's protected in a special waterproof casing.
Second, jellyfish aren't electric in a way that produces power. They are only electric in the way that they use it as a self defense.
Finally, the positions of the clams or what is written on them do not affect the way the signal is being broadcasted. In fact, the only message that would be carried out would be just a random bunch of electronic bursts and that's it.
Oh, and did I forget to mention that TELEGRAPH DOES NOT FUCKING WORK LIKE THAT?!
5:27
Oh my god...So is right. So is the word I would describe to this abomination.
5:32
...That voice...is so soothing. I mean, it's nothing special but...it's a female voice that is suppose to belong to a female. And it's a dolphin. I like dolphins. I once petted a dolphin in the Bahamas when I was a child...it was so soothing and...
W-What? Oh, right...
5:43
"Elizabeth! Oh nooooo..."
5:48
BULLSHIT! You can't have tears underwater!
5:58
Didn't you carry a giant iceberg? didn't you lift the FUCKING BOW of the Titanic? And yet you can't even lift this tiny little thing. Wow. I think I am finally adjusting to the shitiness of this film. I think I can make it!
6:03
Are those...Horse sounds?
6:10
No I can't. Nope. This is horrible.
6:16
" It's useless, so STOP trying! Hahahahaha!"
6:30
"What YOU are doing is useless! I mean, really! You are so useless!"
6:36
Oh, I wonder if those horses produce fecal matter. Get it? It's HORSE SHIT.
7:05
"We saw that just by being here for two seconds."
7:18
"Meaning we can just simply make them breathe and take them to the surface, I mean Atlantis."
7:44
There are Italian children who are watching this...and they are crying. SO. MUCH.
7:48
- Cough* BULLSHIT* COUGH*
7:51
...Forget it. You know what? I don't care anymore. If building that entire complicated way of communication is that important, I don't care. Just explain how it wouldn't be easier to just SEND A FUCKING SHARK UP THERE TO BEGIN WITH!
8:06
...Wow. I don't care anymore about continuity in this.
8:29
Yep, I don't care. Their evil plan is just...I don't care.
8:38
There already underwater, and thus, DEAD if her hair and her body motions are like that.
8:45
Wow. I...I am just so tired. I feel like I am going through the five stages of depression here.
9:02
What about Smiley?
9:21
" My name's not Artie...and why are you talking to me telepathically?"
9:34
YEAH!
9:40
can't believe it! The Dubbing company actually saw that mistake in the animation company, and literally had to include a mention to him! I guess they aren't that bad.
...NOT! *SLAP*
