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inhumanundead2011-03-16 18:35:06

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)

>>Goffik? Is that what they're calling it now?<<

2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

>>Ja, like, everyting rokks. BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH!<<

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

>>Ebony Dark-apostrophe-ness Dementia what the fucking hell am I reading?!?<<

and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)

>>Ebony black? Did she just invent that color?<<

I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I'm seventeen).

>>NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!<<

I’m a goth (in case you couldn't tell)

>>I thought she was "goffik".<<

and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation.

>>What the fuck is a foundation. Must be some sorta drug or somethin'<<

black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me.

>>Are you suggesting that I'm a prep?<<

I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

>>ZOMG! It's Draco Malfoy, the guy who was on Voldymort's side and had someone kill our chancellor! He's suuuuuuch a good role model!<<

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

>>You don't have any friends! You're a fucking GOTH!<<

Comments

EponymousKid Since: Dec, 1969

Mar 12th 2011 at 2:15:33 PM

I just remembered, Ebony's taste in music is what I consider a telltale sign that this is a troll fic. Good Charlotte is (pop) punk, not goth. They're entirely different subcultures as I understand them.

inhumanundead Since: Dec, 1969

Mar 16th 2011 at 6:36:03 PM

Sorry about the DN Dt R on my part. Also, that was Chap I-II, but I deleted II and put new riffs in, put it in a seperate installment.

inhumanundead Since: Dec, 1969

Mar 16th 2011 at 6:36:20 PM

Also, Good Charlotte fucking sucks.

SKJAM Since: Dec, 1969

Mar 17th 2011 at 8:05:41 PM

"Foundation" is the makeup that goes on the entire face as a background; all the rest of the stuff gets layered over it. White foundation is traditionally used by clowns and mimes, so the look described is less goth and more Bozo.

BearyScary Since: Dec, 1969

Aug 16th 2011 at 7:55:54 PM

Dude, she wishes that she were related to Gerard Way "because he's a major fucking hottie". What a slut.