The video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoNeK3DXG_s&
Now, let's take a look at one of the bizzare acid trips known as YouTube Poop. You'd think that Youtube, which has a history of discouraging these videos, would not provide additional features such as audio transcriptions for them. Apparently not.
This Sonic X-based video comes courtesy to us from one of the better known makers of such videos, Deepercutt. While it's probably one of his lesser known works, it still should be a good showcase of the techniques involved...or at least, what Google's software thinks of them! Let's start.
Oh dear. That's a little harsh for not helping out some restaurants, isn't it? Disproportionate Retribution from the get-go.
The site of the restaurant? Hey, if you have a better idea, let's hear it.
So Morales is the bad guy, manipulating someone to benefit restaurants? Sure, makes some sense...maybe...
Alright...
The captions flub a word, but it's pretty clear Morales is not very nice. Sounds like it's going to interesting to see what he does next.
I actually had to look this one up. Yes, I'm not familiar with the geography of England, sue me. At least we know where this story is set.
Restaurant competition is Serious Business. That's all I have to say.
Well, that can't be good for business.
And they also will have to switch suppliers back to what I figure is an inferior product. Quality apples are apparently hard to come by.
Yep, I'd say finances play a major role in these decisions.
Sounds like he was trying to quote Muhammad Ali and messed up the quote. Guess you need to go look this stuff up.
So they have music played, and want to keep doing it despite the difficulties? Well, I guess it would bring in more customers.
Now that's uncalled for. I know you're having trouble competing with Morales, but really?
Well, maybe that's your problem. Take it more seriously.
Apparently someone new has just shown up. Maybe she has the answers...or is she the one being manipulated?
I don't think they meant to ask about the weather.
Heard what?
Great, all she can think about is parties. At this point I'd say she's the one manipulated into lying, and it's no wonder why.
So somehow knowing there's a party makes this easier? Wait, are they catering?
So now the solution...involves learning about making spaghetti and rejecting whatever contract they had with K Development. Hey, whatever works.
Renata is the number one restaurant around, huh? So does Morales own it, or someone else?
Alright...
I guess they've stopped talking about restaurants now. Bah, I wanted to hear more about this competition.
So now they are discussing a doctor who works on the move? Alright, but you're starting to bore me. Get back to the main subject please.
Now that's odd. Why was he cut off before he could reveal whose goal it was?
In summary: It seems to be a group of people initially talking about restaurant competition. However, it apparently ends up like one of those bad movie scenes where they keep the camera rolling long after the main scene has ended. Some people (and by people, I mean Google's transcription software) have no sense of when to switch it up for the sake of drama. Such is life.
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