It's the Twentieth Chapter! Woe to all those wishing for an end to the Goffik regime.
Copter 20 New Student
Oh, dear. Anyway, Linda and Friends manage to escape thanks to a a student with grayish hair, but blue eyes. This newcomer draws Dracola and Vampire's suspicions immideately, but Linda immideately declares friendship with him even when he introduces himself as Doryomaru. Um hello, that is obviously one of Naraku's detatchments, you Idiot!
He grinned and was surrounded by purple aura, like Russia would be. And that isn't sinister at all. Go trust him, Linda!
Vampire tells Linda about his suspicions, but she just snaps at him to shut da fukk upp! Be nice to new student. Way to alienate those who have stuck by you through thick and thin, Linda. However, Vampire takes it all in stride, and he, Dracola, and Linda all go to have apology sex.
Then they go to Potions class, where the new student is here too. Snape, meanwhile, wuz also lookin at pron he maed with Loopin of me, drako, Dracola and Vampry sexing on his iPad. Kill him before he decides to go further and take you in bondage!
Doryomaru wuz always watching me Yep, he's a Stalker. and then, after class, sed 2 me, "Your teacher is bad." Soon after that, Linda shoots Snape's iPad with an invisible shooting spell. You should have killed him, Goff!Sue.
They all go back to their dorms, and Doryomaru cackles: "Releasing Britney from Nakaku is successful."
Britney disguised as Blaize Zabini was hiding in our dugeon watching from a window, "I am in and I am in control." You can't repeat the spectacle of Ch. 8 again, Britney. Don't try.