Episode 6: Raging Bully
So this one opens with, the kids and Candace going to the mall. Candace give Phineas and Fer some Money then she goes to talk to Jeremy.
Phineas: Hey,Where's Perry
That was almost inhumanly quick.
Monogram tells Agent P that Doofenshmirtz has bought some Helicopter Blades, Balloons and Lightbulbs and then he leaves. Whatever.
So Phineas and Ferb are at the Food Court where meet yet another Character....
Baljeet:Excuse me,but Why are you not studying?
Phineas: It's Summer vacation!
Ah, Baljeet, the Indian Nerd who study's during Summer vacation.
Phineas: You know, No School, Where No Teachers are around and all you have to worry about are Bullys?
Then Buford shows up,right on cue.
Phineas accidentally drops his last scoop of ice cream on Buford's pants, making everyone in the food court laugh.
Naturally, Buford is pissed off and wants to beat up Phineas.
Evander:Hold it!
Isabella: World heavyweight Boxing champion Evander Holyfield?
How..awesome.
Phineas: Aren't you a little old to be a professional boxer?
Evander: Yes, yes I am.
Phineas: Cool.
So Evander offers to train Phineas for a fight outside the mall at three o'clock.
Wait, Train? You know what that means.....TRAINING MONTAGE!
And by Training Montage I mean "Song Time"
This song is called "He's A Bully". As you can imagine, It's really awesome. It's got a great beat and some cool lyrics too. I love this song.
So one of The Fireside girls passes out some flairs to advertise the fight. Candace gets sees one and unsurprisingly, she tries to bust them.
Agent P arrives at the abandoned Cake Factory and Doof traps him in some Cake Fix. Doof tells him that Today is his Birthday.
Doofenshmirtz: Unfortunately, My Birthday has always been the lousiest day of the year. It all began, on the day of my actually birth. Both of my parents failed to show up
That...makes no sense. But it's funny so who cares?
Doofenshmirtz: But this year I won't be celebrating my Birthday Alone. Behold, The Slave inator! You see the crowd will do whatever the Salve Inator tells them to!
This would be the most evil thing He's done...if he wasn't using it to make people party.
So we cut back to the mall as the fight is about to begin.
Referee: Okay, boys. Let's have a fair and square fight and in no way should this ensuing fight contain the image of a potentially harmful, hurtful, or psychologically disturbing physical act that could be imitatable by an impressionable child viewer.
Crap. So as a result they have to...Thumb Wrestle. As long as TWF isn't involved, I'm game.
So the fight starts and...Phineas is getting his ass(Or Thumb) handed to him.
Phineas: I don't think this is going so well.
Evander: Nonsense, kid! Go for the gold! Fight fire with fire! Oh, shoot. Shoot him the stink eye! Uh, grease the pig! Aw, I got nothing.
Heh.
Meanwhile, Candace takes a picture of the fight with her phone and takes it to Mom but as irony would have it, her thumb is in front of the lenses.
Back in the Perry subplot, Perry escapes and makes it to Doof's helicopter equipped Slave-inator.
After a little fight, Doof is prepared to smudge his face with Ice Cream when perry uses his whale whistle(What.) and a whale knocks the Ice Cream out of his hand.
Before Phineas can get his thumb handed to him again. the Ice Cream falls on him.
Buford: Ice Cream fell on you! Now we're both humiliate in public. What do you say? Even Steven?
Phineas: Sure Buford. Even Steven!
That was....anti climatic. Also, they're gonna watch an episode of Even Stevens? JK I know what they mean.
Anyway, Doof is about to get away with his cake when some bats eat it. I guess that's the end of the perry subplot.
So the wrestle Arena is gone and Candace is once again not even close to busting Phineas and Ferb.
Buford: That was great. Same thing tomorrow?
Phineas: Nah. I like to keep moving forward.
Ferb: Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown.
Buford: You callin' me a shark?
Then Ferb gets a CMOA where he give Buford a Vulcan nerve pinch...for some reason.
Phineas: Ferb!
Ferb: Well, he was all up in my face.
Buford: What happened?
Awesome.
THE END.
That took alot shorter then expected.
Final Thoughts? That was great. I don't know if it's better then the previous episode but I still liked it alot.
Score: 9.6
Episode 7: Candace Loses Her Head
The episode begins as Phineas and Ferb wake up and realize it's Candace's birthday. ANOTHER birthday? First Doofenshmirtz, Now Candace. Who's next?
Phineas: We've gotta do better then last year.
What did they do last year? They gave Candace a cake..with a gorilla in it. LOL.
Then we cut to Candace's dream where ....it's song time!
This one is simply called "Candace". Just a bunch of dudes singing about how great Candace is. It's an ok song I guess.
She wakes and we get the first appearance of their Father, Lawrence.
Linda and Lawrence tells her they have a surprise but have to drive to it.
Candace: Is it the mall?
Linda: No.
Candace: Okay..... But it's the mall, right?
Heh.
So it turns out they're going to Mount Rushmore. So Danvile is close to Mount Rushmore? I guess it's in Virgina or something.
Candace is less than enthused but then she sees Jeremy at the Mr. Slushy Burger stand. Jeremy is there on the "Mr. Slushy Burger Worker Exchange program". I thinks he's stalker her(Or Vice Verse) at this point.
Phineas: Hey,Where's Perry?
I'll never get tired of quoting that.
Major Monogram informs Perry that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has a new lair inside Lincoln's head back at Mount Rushmore. Ok I guess Doof is stalking perry too.
After another scene with Candace, Perry arrives at Doof's lair.
What's his plan today? He's going to use his Drill-inator to tunnel to China, then charge tolls. Wow.
Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb are doing some construction at Mount Rushmore What are they doing? I have no clue.
Isabella shows up and Phineas asks her to be lookout. A Park Ranger shows up to find out what the boys are doing. They confirm that they are too young to be restoring a national moment. This satisfies the ranger and he heads on his way.
Anyway, Agent P makes to the Drill Inator only for it to reach the Earth's core. Agent P takes over the controls of the Drill-inator and heads back towards Mount Rushmore. The lava flows up through the tunnel the Drill-inator is making as it goes.
Back on the surface, Isabella reports that Candace is coming. Phineas and Ferb are not ready yet so the cover up Mt. Rushmore with a Crappy Painting of it.
After Mom leaves, The Painting falls over, revealing that the kids have carved Candace's face into Mt. Rushmore. Awwww.
The Drill-inator comes out of the nose on Candace's statue, and begins falling towards Old Reliable Geyser.
Lava starts forcing its way out of the statue causing the entire statue to crumble. Old Reliable Geyser finally erupts and douses the lava, leaving Mount Rushmore exactly as it was before.
Phineas: Did you like your Birthday Present?
Candace: Uh-Huh.
Ferb:Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake.
Oh that crazy Ferb.
THE END.
Well that was...really short.
Final Thoughts: That was....Decent I guess. I mean it was kinda short and not that interesting. But there some funy gags and some cool stuff so I'll let down easy.
Score: 8.0
