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3	A biographical comedy series from Creator/MikeJudge that aired on Creator/{{Cinemax}}.
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5	In it, Judge introduces viewers to the subject of crazy (but true) stories of drug addiction, gun fighting, law dodging and general mayhem that comes with touring with famously crazy musicians.
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7	Season 1 focused on the legends of country, both those from the "{{Outlaw\|CountryMusic}}" movement and its greatest unaffiliated outlaws:
8	* Johnny Paycheck
9	* Music/JerryLeeLewis
10	* Music/GeorgeJones and Tammy Wynette
11	* Billy Joe Shaver
12	* Music/WaylonJennings
13	* Blaze Foley
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15	Season 2 focused on the greats of R&B and funk:
16	* Music/GeorgeClinton
17	* Music/RickJames
18	* Music/BootsyCollins
19	* Music/JamesBrown
20	* [[Music/TheTime Morris Day & The Time]]
21	* Betty Davis
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24	!!Provides examples of:
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26	* AchievementsInIgnorance: As told by George Clinton himself, "Atomic Dog", one of the if not the biggest hits he ever came out with, came about when George, high on crack, heard the sound engineer rewinding the track and mistakenly began singing to it.
27	* TheAlcoholic: Everyone, but George Jones stands out among the rest. He may or may not have worn adult diapers to avoid frequent bathroom trips due to how much beer he drank.
28	* AmicableExes:
29	** George Jones and Tammy Wynette, which was surprising considering [[DomesticAbuse what he put her through]].
30	** Miles Davis divorced Betty and moved on after only a single tumultuous year of marriage[[note]]The reason why isn't discussed in the episode, but Miles's autobiography states that he all but knew Betty was cheating on him with Music/JimiHendrix, confronted her, and ordered her to sign the papers.[[/note]]; still, he believed strongly in her talent and encouraged her solo career, even consulting with the band a few times over the phone about which chord progressions they could use on the debut album. This connection, along with Betty keeping her married name, would soon cause her a lot of grief from those dismissing her as [[{{Nepotism}} riding Miles's coattails]].
31	* AppealToObscurity: Each season ends with the story of a lesser known or nearly forgotten artist of the genre. Season 1 had obscure outlaw singer Blaze Foley, and season 2 had the sadly overlooked Betty Davis.
32	* AxCrazy: Many of the featured artists were... less than stable, usually as a result of [[AddledAddict heavy drug and alcohol abuse]], or just severe anger issues and poor impulse control.
33	** Johnny Paycheck, perhaps as a way to compensate for his physical shortcomings (see TheNapoleon), was extremely prone to dangerous and damaging behavior, and shot a childhood acquaintance in the head for some inscrutable insult or threat while he was tweaking on cocaine; miraculously, the bullet only grazed the man's scalp rather than kill him, but Johnny's coke abuse had left him a twitchy mess that couldn't properly testify at trial.
34	** Jerry Lee Lewis once spotted Liberace walking down the sidewalk while he was taking a drive and openly contemplated running him over, just so there'd be [[RemovingTheRival "one less piano player to worry about"]]; his friend Tarp Tarrant dared him, and he finally demurred, saying, "Naw, I reckon I'll let 'im live 'till the next time [I see him]." Although Jerry and his family maintain it happened while Jerry was carelessly playing with his .357 Magnum (his sister Linda calls it an "accident" in the interview), his bandmates allege that Lewis suddenly pulled out the gun and shot his bassist Butch Owens through the chest for demanding back pay owed, and similarly, Tarp claims Jerry got angry enough to supposedly make death threats and deliberately rammed the gate when denied entry to Graceland, rather than doing it by accident.[[note]]Tarp's version of the story also has Elvis's father Vernon, not his cousin on guard duty, meeting them at the gate, meaning this account might not be 100% accurate.[[/note]] This apparently ran in the family, as Jerry's father Elmo chased Chuck Berry with a knife, threatening to kill him and dump him in "the Blue Hole"[[note]]Blue Hole Pond, situated between Shreveport and Georgetown, LA[[/note]] for repeatedly upstaging his son on tour; the morning after Jerry managed to separate them, they were found eating breakfast together and pleasantly chatting.
35	** For unknown reasons, George Jones once threw a whiskey bottle from the audience at Don Adams, narrowly missing him, after Don introduced him on stage, and later took a swing at him in the parking lot (he missed again, and Don knocked him out with the door of his trailer). Years later, George would confront Porter Wagoner in the urinals of the Grand Ol' Opry, grabbing and painfully twisting his penis just on the suspicion that he and Tammy were having an affair. The incident that finally ended their marriage was when George's abuse turned physical, and he attempted to punch Tammy before firing at her with a rifle; the police led him away in a straitjacket. He even allegedly attempted to kill his best friend Peanutt Montgomery in cold blood, though Peanutt declined to press charges because he didn't want George to spend the rest of his life in jail.
36	** James Brown was an interesting case, as he already ''started out'' with [[MoodSwinger a terrifying, volatile temper]] and a long history of violent outbursts and abuse, but had few vices other than smoking and the occasional drink, and didn't tolerate any drug use or drinking before performances when it came to his band members. Smoking PCP only increased what was already there and gave him newfound paranoiac tendencies, be it hidden electronic surveillance or someone using his private office bathroom.
37	* BadassBoast: Billy Joe Shaver on shooting a guy:
38	-->...I hit him right between a mother and a fucker.
39	* BadBoss: James Brown, who would fine his band members for making mistakes, and Jerry Lee Lewis, who would ''shoot at his band if they weren't partying hard enough''.
40	* BasedOnATrueStory: All the crazy events told in the show really happened. From Jerry Lee Lewis firing a machine gun in a dentist office, to George Jones riding a horse to a bar.
41	* BerserkButton:
42	** The Time at one point rehearsed in a practice space owned by an [[ScaryBlackMan intimidating]] man named Weaver. Weaver had two rules; don't mess with his juice machine and don't mess with his [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin titty lamps]]. Guess what happened.
43	** James Brown held up a business seminar at gunpoint after one of the attendees [[SeriousBusiness used his office toilet]].
44	* BestialityIsDepraved: Played for laughs. While discussing how Johnny Paycheck may have shot a man over turtle soup (either the offer or how the man said he made it), Paycheck's manager Ernie Stepp begins to tell the proper way to cut up a live turtle for cooking -- and then, this happens:
45	-->'''Ernie:''' He's still got skin on 'is tail, 'cause that's how they have sex.\
46	'''Arnie Adams:''' With their tail? I didn't know that.\
47	'''Ernie:''' Yeah! A male turtle has got a dick in 'is tail, and a female turtle's got a pussy in her tail.\
48	'''Gary Adams:''' Seems like you know an ''awful lot'' about turtles.\
49	'''Ernie:''' ''[Dryly, not missing a beat]'' I have fucked every kind of animal woman there is, but a turtle... now, I ''[[NoodleIncident tried]]''.
50	* BrokenPedestal:
51	** Pretty much any James Brown fan who met the man came away with this, thanks to his [[ItsAllAboutMe extreme self-centeredness]].
52	--->'''Frankie "Kash" Waddy:''' ''[On the departure of James's old backing band]'' Those cats were our idols, man! They were giants to [us] -- Maceo Parker? Fred Wesley? And they were all broken men, you know.
53	** This happened to Rick James when he went to see Sly Stone and found his idol backstage smoking crack. James then swore he would [[TemptingFate never let that happen to him]].
54	* ControlFreak:
55	** '''James. Brown.''' If you so much as flubbed a note, he'd fine you out of your pay, and if he smelled anything even a little recreational on you, you'd instantly be out of the band. Despite all of his rules, Brown didn't spend that much time being present to micromanage his band -- in part because he flew in luxury while his backing musicians (except sometimes the drummers, which he needed "fresh") took the tour bus, and in part because nobody in the band liked making small talk with him and would duck him any chance they could.
56	** Prince was no slouch in this regard, either; though the rest of his music empire is OutOfFocus and mentioned only sparingly in any episodes that feature him, half of the Morris Day episode is about Prince and Morris clashing because of his complete and absolute control over everything The Time did.
57	* CourtroomAntics:
58	** After shooting Larry Wise in the head -- and narrowly avoiding killing him -- Johnny Paycheck's trial for aggravated assault, evidence tampering and concealment of a deadly weapon almost immediately went south because Paycheck's unkempt, hollow-eyed appearance and cocaine habit made him look positively deranged; upon taking the witness stand, Johnny picked up a large revolver sitting there and began to twirl it around, and his lawyer immediately knew all hope was lost. Paycheck was sentenced to 7 to 9 years, but managed to get out in under two after a pardon from the governor.
59	** Billy Joe Shaver's aggravated assault trial hit a snag because Billy Joe had given his friend Dale Weston permission to write a ballad about it, and the song had been receiving local airplay, making it harder for the defense to challenge the evidence against him.[[note]]The song claimed that Shaver told the man "where do you want it" before firing, despite Billy Joe's own shocked denial, but multiple witnesses also all claimed the same thing -- meaning Weston either picked it up while researching the case, or Billy Joe told Dale himself that he said it, then ''forgot'' what really happened, which wasn't out of the question.[[/note]] At another point, when asked by the prosecutor if he could've just walked away from the fight and not taken the man's bait, he replied, "[[EverythingIsBigInTexas Ma'am, I'm from Texas]] -- [[HonorBeforeReason I ain't no chickenshit]]." Amazingly, unlike Paycheck, Shaver got off not guilty.
60	* DeadpanSnarker:
61	** Mike Judge's flat delivery is used to great effect, particularly in the funk episodes where every other character has a ludicrous nickname.
62	--->Ben Greenman is a former ''New York Times'' reporter, who helped George write the book... [''said as haltingly as possible''] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slJm0YEvNg 'Brothas Be, Yo, Like George, Ain't That Funkin' Kinda Hard On You?']]
63	** Kinky Friedman is, if anything, even more deadpan than Judge; when a dog begins noisily barking outside on his ranch while the crew is interviewing him, he offers to have it put to sleep afterward to make it up to them.[[note]]Said interview was likely recorded at Utopia Animal Rescue, [[HypocriticalHumor his anti-euthanasia care facility for abused and elderly dogs]].[[/note]]
64	* {{Determinator}}:
65	** Nothing will stop Jerry Lee Lewis from getting to a gig, even if it means driving ''90 miles on a flat tire at top speed''.
66	** In a less inspirational but strangely impressive way, George Jones didn't let anything get between him and his alcohol. When Tammy hid his car keys to keep him from boozing, he drove a riding mower at 5 MPH down the highway to the liquor store, but forgot to turn off the blade and kicked up gravel the whole way; after Tammy caught him doing it and hid the mower's keys, he rode his ''horse'' to a nearby bar (where he soon got too drunk to ride back).[[note]]Steve Earle has contested the details of the lawnmower story as told, saying that it happened at 3 in the morning and so, if anything, George was likely going out to score coke; that being said, the episode itself doesn't shy away from mentioning George's cocaine abuse as well.[[/note]]
67	* DisproportionateRetribution:
68	** Count the number of times a minor argument or disagreement results in guns drawn and bullets flying.
69	-->'''Mike Judge:''' [''on Billy Joe Shaver''] ...And, like almost everyone else in this series so far, he shot a guy.
70	** Any time one of his backing musicians hit a clam during a live performance, James Brown would gesture in his direction to let him know he'd just lost twenty dollars' pay, while still keeping up the appearance of dancing. Once, after a young drummer on tour was suddenly offered to solo by James and gave a less-than-perfect performance, Brown invited him to fly to the next gig with him on his personal jet -- and then told him he'd be fired when the plane touched down, forcing him to think about it for the entire ride.[[note]]As a testament to Brown's high standards, the choice of concert footage and the animated recreation suggest it was Al Jackson Jr., who would later be celebrated as one of the greatest session drummers in Motown history.[[/note]]
71	* TheDissTrack:
72	** Townes Van Zandt somehow wrangled a spot for Blaze Foley at the Kerrville Folk Festival, run by the notoriously grouchy and traditional Rod Kennedy, who always demanded artists be on their best behavior (an act could get banned for a couple of years just for swearing on stage, for example). Blaze decided this was a good venue for [[TheVillainSucksSong "Springtime in Uganda"]], a protest song about how Idi Amin eats people, has syphilis, and is "an awful shithead" who needs to die. It was not, and Blaze was banned ''for life''.
73	** At the height of James Brown and rival soul singer Joe Tex's public feud, Brown charmed Tex's backup singer and ex-wife Bea Ford to join his band and become ''his'' girlfriend solely as a power move, later sending a letter to Joe explaining that he could have Ford back and that he was done with her. Tex, in response, recorded the scathing "You Keep Her" -- calling out James and his letter by name in the very first verse, claiming that he'd made Bea the woman she was, and that "man, she belongs to you" now (essentially, saying 'you deserve each other'). Brown, now absolutely furious, armed himself with twin shotguns, burst into a gig Tex was opening for Otis Redding, and began blasting into the walls and ceiling, terrifying everyone... except Joe Tex, who had already finished his set and left by then.[[note]]Rather than a straight A-to-B path like the recreation indicates, Joe Tex had also parodied Brown's "Please, Please, Please" cape routine that night, getting tangled up in a moth-eaten blanket and yelling "Please, please get me out of this thing!". Accounts vary as to whether Brown heard about it from someone at the club and drove over, or was ''in the audience'' at the time and left to go get his guns -- but either way, [[ItsPersonal Joe making fun of Brown as a performer and showman, hitting him in his ego, was a bridge too far]].[[/note]]
74	* DoNotCallMePaul: As soon as Donnie Lytle took on his stage name, he would refuse to answer to Donnie or Donald or Don -- it was always "Johnny Paycheck", and he'd lose his temper at anyone who did otherwise. He even legally changed his name shortly after adopting the title.
75	* DoomItYourself: George Jones' truly unfortunate attempts at interior design, as his taste for decor ran towards Spanish Colonial with heavy red and black velvet everywhere. He even had the tour bus done in this style, with velvet paintings ''hanging'', not fastened, on the walls, and heavy colonial furniture sitting unsecured on shag carpeting; when the bus once went off the road and down a cliff, everyone was nearly killed by toppling cabinets and beds.
76	* DrugsAreBad: Well, cocaine and amphetamines are anyway. The James Brown episode also makes clear that Brown's PCP use was a remarkably bad idea. Subverted with George Clinton, who credits LSD with shaping the P-Funk sound and aesthetic.
77	* DuctTapeForEverything: Blaze Foley apparently believed in this and then some; it started out as him making fun of the urban cowboy trend by using duct tape to imitate city slickers' expensive silver boot-tips, but soon he had a new hobby making anything and everything with the stuff, sticking it all over his guitar and making an entire suit out of it. At his funeral, his friends covered his casket in duct tape to give him a proper sendoff.
78	* {{Fingore}}: Billy Joe Shaver got several of his fingers sliced off by a circular saw. It didn't stop him from playing guitar.
79	* FollowTheLeader[[invoked]]:
80	** Donnie Lytle's second stage name, after Donny Young, was a deliberate attempt to compete with the many successful "Johnnies" currently singing in Nashville, most notably Johnny Cash and then-rising rockabilly artist Johnny Dollar.[[note]]Dollar himself sometimes traded off the success of the RadioDrama ''Radio/YoursTrulyJohnnyDollar'', billing himself as "Mr. Action-Packed" after the program's tagline.[[/note]] Remembering an obscure journeyman boxer named Johnny Paychek who'd once fought Joe Louis, Donnie's manager anglicized the surname to "Paycheck", fitting in with the money theme.
81	** Joanne [=McDuffie=] claims this wasn't the idea behind Rick James spinning off his backup singers, the Mary Jane Girls, into an all-girl act to compete with Prince, as both he and his nemesis had intended to create their own female groups for a while (Prince being inspired by ''Film/AStarIsBorn1976''), and Rick actually might've provoked Prince to beat him to the punch with [[Music/Apollonia6 Vanity / Apollonia 6]]. It was, however, ''very'' much the case with Process and the Doo Rags, Rick's answer to The Time.[[note]]Ironically, what doesn't get mentioned in the show is that after leaving The Time behind, a newly independent Morris Day signed Cheri Wells, formerly of the MJG, to sing lead vocals in The Day Z's, the short-lived girl group ''he'' was producing, bringing it full-circle.[[/note]]
82	** As James Brown's career began to lose momentum and his dominance of the charts gave way to new, younger artists, he began to consciously chase the disco trend, starting in the mid-'70s with ''Sex Machine Today'' (featuring an updated version of a song which by then wasn't even five years old). It arguably reached its nadir with "The Original Disco Man", a song alleging that since the new genre came out of R&B and funk, and Brown was the original pioneering King of both, he was in fact MORE hip and with-it than anybody else when it came to disco ... in other words, the original disco man.
83	--->'''Tony Cook:''' He said, [''imitating Brown''] "Tony and Melvin [Parker], I want you to play that disco beat -- play it on ''everything!'' Play it here, this -- [''mimes disco drum pattern''] -- play it on EVERYTHING!" So, that's what we tried to do. Of course, that didn't work out so well, you know.
84	* GentleGiant: Blaze Foley. Despite his intimidating height and equally intimidating looks, he was apparently a very gentle soul.
85	* GrievousBottleyHarm: While he and his crew were partying in a hotel bar down South, one of the locals "let off the N-word" while looking at Rick James, if not addressing him; tempers flared, both parties started yelling at each other, and suddenly Rick grabbed a bottle and tried to break it off into a stabbing weapon, either for intimidation purposes or to actually hurt someone. Because beer bottles are a lot more solid in real life than the movies, it stayed completely intact.
86	-->'''Danny [=LeMelle=]:''' There's a little pause -- it's like, "Okay, [[FailedAttemptAtDrama my masculine shit just didn't happen]], now what do we do?"
87	* IKissYourFoot: While cooling off backstage after a performance one night, Jerry Lee Lewis was apparently surprised by John Lennon, who walked into the dressing room, genuflected, kissed the bottom of his sneaker in worship, and left without saying a word. The very weird gesture was utterly lost on the Killer, who didn't like the Beatles and might not have even recognized John.
88	%%* InsufferableGenius: Does it even need to be said that Prince was shining example of this?
89	* IntoxicationEnsues:
90	** A rare double-subversion in Waylon Jennings. One night before a gig in Fresno, Hoss handed his drummer Richie Albright two separate, nearly identical packets, one with white powder and one with grayish powder, and told him to keep them safe; unable to see much distinction and thinking it was unnecessary to use two baggies, Richie put them together, not knowing he'd just mixed "Atlanta Dog" (PCP and heroin) with Peruvian cocaine. After they both took a few bumps in Fresno and hit the stage, Albright was soon all over the place, hallucinating his drumsticks were "Z"-shaped, and Jennings was lying down on a table in his dressing room, not knowing what he was reacting to and scared he was having a heart attack. As soon as his son told him ''what'' he'd taken, however, he quickly regained his composure, stood up, staggered out on stage again... and proceeded to play one of the worst shows of his career, because he was still incredibly high on three different, conflicting drugs.
91	** As James Brown was a strict disciplinarian and didn't allow his band to get high before shows, Bootsy and the guys would crush up two or three tablets of Orange Sunshine (which was pretty potent as far as LSD went) and dissolve them in a smoothie, then pass it around taking a sip each to hide the fact that they were using. One night, James suddenly came in, innocently asked Bootsie to give him the cup, and ''drank the whole thing'' before going on stage; Brown spent the entire set [[MushroomSamba high as a kite]], including inventing a new "dance" called "The Moon" (putting your arms up over your head in a circle, then slowly and deliberately turning your head from side to side to mimic the moon's phases).
92	* {{Jerkass}}: It would be easier to count the people who ''don't'' come across as this throughout the show.
93	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold:
94	** On the other hand, most of the musicians featured have at least some redeeming qualities. Even James Brown, who is consistently made out to be a tyrannical egomaniac, has his share of PetTheDog moments, like helping one of his bandmates get out of the draft during the Vietnam War.
95	** Blaze Foley is described as "the nicest asshole you'll ever meet".
96	* KavorkaMan:
97	** While not exactly that unattractive a guy, George Clinton's on-stage pageantry meant that he was trying (and failing) to pick up girls after shows while wearing wild makeup and wilder outfits, making him notorious among his band as the [[YouNeedToGetLaid President of the Can't Get No Mouf Club]]. Once he discovered Bootsy's secret to disarming women -- a great big smile -- he started grinning in every photo he was in, and it worked, even if it sometimes made him look [[CheshireCatGrin even more frightening]].
98	** George Jones' bandmates take a brief detour in the episode to admit that he was [[https://static01.nyt.com/images/2013/04/27/arts/jpJONES3-obit/jpJONES3-obit-jumbo.jpg less than traditionally handsome]]; back in the day, his round face, beady close-set eyes, long curvy stub of a nose and crooked grin earned him the nickname "The Possum" for how closely he resembled one, and he wore a very square flattop haircut. Tammy tried to change his image by giving him a swept-back pompadour and sideburns, but [[https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/photo-of-george-jones-photo-by-michael-ochs-archivesgetty-images-picture-id74278784 the end result]] was unfavorably compared to [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 Cornelius]].
99	* KissingCousins: Jerry Lee Lewis married his second cousin. That wasn't even [[PaedoHunt the worst part]] of their relationship.
100	* TheLadette: Betty Davis, though she played it up for her stage persona.
101	* MoodWhiplash: The Rick James episode ends on a predictably downbeat note, with Rick and [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter his perpetually competitive younger rival]] Prince both passing away from drug-related health complications and an overdose, respectively, in their late 50's -- until Mike Judge suddenly stresses that Prince lived to be a year older, meaning that he outdid Rick ''even in death''.
102	-->'''Levi Ruffin:''' ''(In awe)'' Goddamn! That little motherfucker.
103	* MoneyToBurn: Or in George Jones' case, flush down the toilet.
104	* MushroomSamba: Quite often. Aside from the aforementioned incident with James Brown, there's also Bootsy Collins taking so much acid that he thought his bass neck was a snake (which is what led to Brown firing him); George Clinton accidentally driving through the set of ''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead1968'' while tripping, which caused him to [[BringMeMyBrownPants piss himself]]; and Billy Joe Shaver [[ItMakesSenseInContext ingesting a large quantity of acid-laced toilet paper]] given to him by Music/TheGratefulDead, which led to him lying motionless in a parking lot for a full day, not noticing that he was being repeatedly ''bitten by a brown recluse spider''.
105	* TheNapoleon:
106	** Prince. Since most of the anecdotes featuring him at parties or social events occur before 1986, he's [[FunnyBackgroundEvent always shown being flanked by his bodyguard at the time]] -- "Big Chick", a 6-foot-6 (1.6m) goliath with long, permed platinum-blonde hair and beard.
107	** Swamp Dogg and the Adams brothers call Johnny Paycheck, only a couple of inches taller than Prince, this by name; along with his drinking and cocaine use, Johnny had a tendency to get "intimidated by anyone over four feet tall", which led to some disastrous moments of belligerence and bravado (shooting a man in a bar who he thought might've been calling him a hick, picking up and twirling a gun during his trial, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking yelling "fuck the Queen!" during O Canada at another trial up north]]). Compounding this, he also reputedly had [[TeenyWeenie a less-than-impressive penis]], which he often showed off by getting naked at the drop of a hat.
108	* NeverBringAKnifeToAGunFight: As Billy Joe Shaver himself tells, a man who picked a fight with him at a bar learned this the hard way.
109	* PapaWolf: The mere threat of this once sent Rick James fleeing. When NFL legend Jim Brown caught wind that his daughter was at a house party hosted by James, he drove down there himself. As the story goes, once James heard Brown was there, he was [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere out the backdoor in a flash]].
110	* PoliticallyCorrectHistory:
111	** A significant omission in Johnny Paycheck's long history of legal troubles is an accusation in 1981 of statutory rape, for which he received a misdemeanor charge and a $1000 fine after the witnesses' reluctance to testify in court.
112	** A small and justified example with Jerry Lee Lewis -- after the "burning piano" stunt, the Killer walked offstage, and (as Jerry Phillips tells it) said to Chuck Berry, "follow that, [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]]". Allegedly, what Lewis actually said was a racial slur, though he himself remembers it as even milder and jokier ("okay, Chuck, it’s your turn").
113	* RageAgainstTheHeavens: At an all-time low, feeling abandoned and betrayed by everybody, George Jones began to resent his close friend Peanutt Montgomery for becoming a temperate, born-again Christian -- and, thus, unable to hang around George any more because of his constant alcohol and cocaine abuse; as Peanutt put it, "he was jealous of Jesus", and would snidely call the house asking if "Little Jesus" was around, threatening to rip out his beard. This culminated in Jones eventually pulling a gun on Peanutt at point-blank range, saying "Let's see if your God can save you now, you motherfucker", and ''firing''. George was drunk, so the shot veered low (embedding itself in the car door, saving Peanutt from a fatal or paralyzing wound), and Jones casually excused himself afterward, saying he was going home.[[note]]George Jones's autobiography ''I Lived to Tell It All'' states that he remembered it as firing over Peanutt's head, and he believed the evidence of the bullet hole [[FramingTheGuiltyParty was added later]] to try to convince him to change his ways -- though he also seemed to be in denial that he ever could stoop so low as to actually try to kill his best friend.[[/note]]
114	* RagsToRiches: Pretty much everyone to varying degrees. If you've listened to country or R&B music at all, this should come as no surprise.
115	* ARareSentence: Kinky Friedman gives almost a whole ''paragraph'' of them in the Billy Joe Shaver retrospective.
116	-->Dick [=DeGuerin=] also represented Bobby Durst, who, uh, [[Film/TheJinx cut the guy's head off in Waco]]. Bobby Durst and I were co-best men at Chinga Chavin's wedding in Las Vegas -- Chinga Chavin, the guy who wrote 'Proud to Be an Asshole from El Paso', and also, 'Cum Stains on the Pillow (Where Your Sweet Head Used to Be)'. Um, at any rate, Dick [=DeGuerin=], he says, 'never put a woman on a jury whose lips resemble a chicken's asshole'.
117	* RealMenWearPink: A running theme in the funk episodes, with extremely macho men wearing highly flamboyant outfits.
118	* RefugeInAudacity: All over the place. One memorable example was Blaze Foley showing up to meet his girlfriend's parents while ''wearing her IUD as an earring''.
119	* TheRival: Chuck Berry to Jerry Lee Lewis, Joe Tex to James Brown, Prince to Rick James. Subverted somewhat with Morris Day, whose rivalry with Prince was initially manufactured by the latter as a gimmick but quickly spilled over into real life.
120	* RockersSmashGuitars: Jerry Lee Lewis [[UrExample invented this trope]] when he ''set his piano on fire'' to upstage Chuck Berry. This may or may not have actually happened, but that's not the point.
121	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: George Jones was known to hate the stress of performing, and as both his fame and substance abuse problems (which he developed in part from trying to calm his nerves) grew, it become common for him to simply vanish before a gig and hide somewhere miles away, drinking and dreading the moment [[ResignationsNotAccepted when his handlers would inevitably find him]].
122	* SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll: Every story features these three things in abundance.
123	* SharpDressedMan: Morris Day lives and breathes this. As a kid, his mother used to dress him up like his grandfather when they went to Sunday service... which, since his grandfather was a ''pimp'', meant that Morris walked into church wearing the most stereotypical flashy PimpDuds imaginable -- pinstriped zoot suit, two-toned shoes, wide-brimmed hat, gold chains, even a little custom walking stick -- and got a lot of attention from the old ladies there.
124	* SlobsVsSnobs:
125	** A major part of the rivalry between Prince and The Time. Also features in Bootsy Collins' story, concerning the difference between being in James Brown's band and Parliament-Funkadelic.
126	** The rift between Outlaw Country and Classic Country involved some of this.
127	* SophisticatedAsHell: Levi Ruffin. Whose eloquence and ability to tell a story is matched only by the amount of curse words he can insert while telling said story.
128	* SplitPersonality: At the apex of his drug fueled insanity, George Jones developed two -- "The Duck", which was a rambling WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck impression, and later "The Old Man", a belligerent old coot who bickered with the Duck constantly; amusingly (or sadly, depending on how you see it), Jones was apparently the straight man of the trio, frequently trying to get them to quit fighting. At one point, George even lost patience with the Duck, "kicked it off" his tour bus, and drove away, leaving it "stranded" by the side of the road; later, George began to feel guilty because the Duck was such a good friend, and convinced his driver to head back to the spot, where he welcomed it back on the bus and apologized.
129	* StickyFingers: Johnny Paycheck / Donnie Lytle was a notorious car thief and hubcap stripper in his youth, enough to earn him the nickname "Hubcap Donnie"; he once stole a sedan off of a used car lot, drove it around, decided he didn't like it, went back and stole ''another'' car off the lot along with the dealer's keyboard, which he then threw in a creek.[[note]]Though Gary and Arnie go on to briefly mention him doing prison time as a young man, it was actually for assaulting a superior officer while Donnie was serving in the Navy.[[/note]] Even a coveted job playing backup for Patsy Cline was ruined when he got drunk, noticed Patsy's keys were unattended, and took her car for a joyride -- except event security shut the gate, so Johnny just kept driving in a circle around the fairgrounds until the car ran out of gas.
130	* StopBeingStereotypical: Part of the reason that Betty Davis' career never quite took off was that she got unfairly lumped in with blaxpoitation movies and the like, leading to a backlash from the black community (sexism also played a role here).
131	* SwissCheeseSecurity: As told by Danny Lemelle, Rick James hollered his room number and hotel to a couple of attractive woman copying his white cowboy outfit on the street. When the band returned to the hotel, said attractive women were waiting in their room. While Rick had his fun with them, he also told security that should ''not'' have happened, as they could have well been crazy. The band got a week free at the hotel out of the incident.
132	* TemptingFate: Levi Ruffin tells a story that he acknowledges might make some people upset -- after calling up Rick James and instantly being able to tell he was in really bad shape, he nervously joked to his bandmates that he hoped Rick wouldn't die before their scheduled tour. The phone call took place "in August", meaning it was less than a ''few days'' before Rick's impending heart attack.
133	* TheTeetotaler: In spite of her party girl persona, Betty Davis appears to have been this. Nobody in her circle ever saw her touch drugs or alcohol or anything stronger than herbal tea.
134	* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: Brought up by Quincy Troupe in regards to Miles Davis, who was ''very'' much a case of this. Subverted in that it was ''Betty'' who insisted on naming his masterpiece album "Bitches' Brew".
135	-->'''Troupe:''' I hate to say this, but Miles loved the word "bitch". ''laughs'' And whether that's good or not, you know, Miles -- LOVED -- the word -- "bitch". I heard him say it so many time -- to women, to all kind of people. [''imitating Davis''] "Bitch, bring your ass over here." I said, "Miles, you can't say that!" "Fuck you. Shit, I can say what I want." ''beat'' "Bitch!"
136	* UnreliableNarrator:
137	** Every episode opens with a tongue-in-cheek disclaimer that the stories being told happened decades ago, and that most of the people recounting them were at the time partaking in "illicit and controlled substances" that have since made the memories "hazy".
138	** Of course, even relatively recent events are subject to this, such as Billy Joe Shaver's 2007 shooting incident, which was only a decade or so old at the time of his episode. When recalling the story, Shaver claims the man he popped had a gun and shot at him 3 times. Judge quickly cuts in to state the police report, several eyewitnesses and the legal arguments later all showed he only had a knife.
139	* WeUsedToBeFriends: Morris Day and Prince, when the former finally had enough of the latter controlling every aspect of his life. They made up shortly before Prince died.
140	* YankTheDogsChain:
141	** After a nearly lethal overdose that left him in the hospital, Rick James really did agree to seek professional help and get clean before his addiction overtook him. What his band didn't know is that his bungalow at the rehab center was next to Steven Tyler's, and the two were eventually caught with a smuggled stash of cocaine.[[note]]Rick would go through ''several'' rehabilitation periods together with Steven, whom he considered a friend; even when they weren't secretly using, both wound up undermining each other's treatment by not taking the process seriously.[[/note]]
142	** Christian [=McBride=] recounts how he, a young James Brown superfan, would go to his concerts whenever he got a chance and wrote fan letters to Brown in prison; while establishing his music career, he cultivated a friendship with Martha High -- who was sort of the den mother of the organization -- over a few years, and eventually got invited up to James' house for his 1996 Christmas party. At dinner, James let Christian pitch his idea for a jazz-funk collaboration album, praised him for knowing his stuff, said he loved his work, and told everybody that he'd been bragging about being friends with "the great Christian [=McBride=]". Three hours later, right before taking Christmas pictures, Brown took [=McBride=] aside for a devastating private conversation -- he "knew" Christian was trying to take Martha High away from him (in what may have been PCP-induced paranoia), he didn't "collaborate" with ''anybody'' and any album they made together would be headlined by him, and he'd listened to Christian's albums, but thought they were shit.
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