Line #20 Website/AdTurds


1	A web blog which is written by someone who hates bad adverts. It used to be written by two people who hate bad adverts, but quite a lot of other people joined in and gleefully or vengefully delivered a kicking to adverts on [[UsefulNotes/{{Television}} TV]], on {{radio}}, in magazines, or on the Web, which insulted the viewer's intelligence or were just so cringingly ill-conceived that they left a stunned viewer simply asking [[FlatWhat "Why?"]]
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3	[[http://adturds.co.uk/adturds-on-brand-republic/ Apparently the British advertising profession pays attention to this blog]] and collectively winces whenever a particularly egregious example of the ad exec's art is savaged by the ungrateful consumer.
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5	In recent years, the creator of the site, thought to be a professionally disgruntled former ad executive in the north of England, has emphasised that there should also be honourable mentions for the very best examples of advertising in British media. Readers have obliged, although the emphasis is on systematic deconstruction of the sort of lazy, cheap, uninspired advertising that drives people up the wall. This very British site can be found '''[[http://adturds.co.uk/ here]]''', and new readers are directed to search the archives where some real gems may be found. Although a very British site in concept, scope, and bilious black humour, many adverts shared with the USA are covered and receive their own bucket of bile. Or sometimes even praise, grudging or otherwise.
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7	As of very late 2022, the website itself is back in action after a 3-year hiatus, due to the creator dealing with family matters and COVID-19. However, the Facebook page was well maintained. FB's [=AdTurds=] presence is '''[[https://www.facebook.com/AdTurds here.]]''' Just to note, both sites can get a bit NSFW at times.
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9	On March 1, 2023, the creator announced that he was [[https://adturds.co.uk/2023/03/01/closedown/ retiring the website]] in favour of a [[https://adturds.substack.com/ weekly newsletter]] instead.
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12	!!Advertising tropes deconstructed with chainsaws include:
13	* AmbulanceChaser: It has been noted that daytime TV in Britain is full of adverts for ambulance-chasing lawyers. They are frequently invited to have the ambulance, or some other heavy vehicle such as a Challenger tank, run over ''them''.
14	%%* AsbestosFreeCereal: Frequently pointed out.
15	* AttackAd: Political advertising in the run-up to the British general election in May 2015 is discussed [[http://adturds.co.uk/2015/05/the-tory-press-general-election-sun-mail/ here.]]
16	* BandWagonTechnique: Because fifty thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
17	* BrokeTheRatingScale: The "Turd Rating" for the [[http://adturds.co.uk/2011/11/14/best-worst-2011-christmas-tv-adverts-uk/ 2011 Christmas adverts]] was clearly supposed to be out of 5. That year's Littlewoods advert was so utterly awful that it was given a Turd Rating of '''245,835,585,299,001'''.
18	* BumblingDad: A staple of British TV advertising, and overused to the point of being a cliché. Instances are highlighted and discussed on AT.
19	* ButWaitTheresMore: American adverts of the {{Infomercial}} style are viewed as cheap shots, like shooting fish in a barrel. But the general opinion among AT bloggers is that if the fucking advert's been on for 15 minutes and '''still''' hasn't finished, it needs serious editing. Preferably with a chainsaw. Infomercials with British accents can provoke a BerserkButton among viewers.
20	** Recently, some adverts on British TV that are clearly American in origin for shared products, given post-production to revoice them with British accents, have all the feel of being thirty-second "edited highlights" from far longer Informercials So the suspicion is there that the ad industry has been listening and is aware of how loathed the long forms are. Or else, as advertising on TV is expensive, they're going for the best possible return in the shortest time.
21	* ClusterFBomb: All over the place at times.
22	* EpicFail: [[http://adturds.co.uk/2016/01/27/19-tesco-discount-fails-you-wont-believe/ These utterly pointless "discounts"]], all of which were found on the shelves of a major British supermarket. Two of them require you to pay ''more'' than the original price.
23	* {{Japandering}}: Frequently identified and derided without mercy.
24	** Unless it's ''good''. Burt Reynolds being obviously self-referential in a series of ads for a British optician got a thumbs-up for his being a self-aware good sport. There seems to be a trend for this: Creator/SylvesterStallone has appeared in a series of ads for a bakery where a Rambo-like delivery driver is dedicated to getting the bread from bakery to store, whatever the cost. Creator/AmySedaris, in her Stepford Wife persona, sells cleaning products in a very self-aware way. This - known American stars sending themselves up and showing a good sense of humour — is the sort of thing the British viewing public ''likes''.
25	* LiteCreme and other weasel words used in advertising are regularly pinned to a board and vivisected. Without anesthesia.
26	%%* MenBuyFromMarsWomenBuyFromVenus: A frequent irritant to the readership.
27	* MuckMonster: The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKWDkNLi9c Zingy animated icon]] used by British energy company EDF has often been likened, unfavourably, to a parasitical turd-monster. Embittered website [=AdTurds=] has not been slow in likening it to ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''[='s=] Mr. Hankey in its relentlessly cheerful disposition while, well, remaining a turd. The advertising agency has responded by making its colour a more orange-yellow rather than brown, but the current advertising depicting a very large Zingy in the form of a hot-air balloon does make it look like a giant turd floating above British suburbia.
28	* {{Narm}}: The sort of thing that makes you go ''What the fuck was THAT all about?'' [[WhatWereTheySellingAgain without being able to recall what was being advertised.]][[invoked]]
29	* ThePowerOfCheese: When the cheese gets so stinky it isn't even fit for a mousetrap, look for it to be bagged up for disposal on AT.
30	* SameLanguageDub: Often done to Anglicize shared commercials imported from the USA. Where done cheaply or badly or unconvincingly, look out for this getting panned on AT.
31	* ScareEmStraight: The ability of advertisers to find creative routes around pesky legislation has been discussed. An example might be when public health warnings became mandatory on cigarette advertising in Britain, the requirement was that any print advertising must have a prominently displayed health warning on the page. But the legal requirement did not specify what the exact warning, from a list of approved wordings, should be on each advert: the advertising agencies had freedom to select, so long as a warning was there. This freedom was used creatively. Thus, adverts in "men's interest" magazines might carry the health warning "Smoking can damage your unborn child/ Smoking can make it harder for you to get pregnant". While womens' interest mags might carry the anti-smoking message "Smoking cigarettes can seriously reduce your sperm count".
32	* StepfordConsumer: The people who add to blogs on AT are most definitely not this trope and get really snarky about the advertising executive's lazy assumption that all consumers are Stepford. Stepford Consumers in adverts generally get identified and panned.
33	* SummonBackUpDancers: Often invoked in adverts where the lead character will break into a song and dance over the virtues and unbelievably exciting nature of the product being advertised. Back-up dancers will appear from nowhere, or else otherwise sane and rational-looking people in the street will abruptly cease doing normal things and join in. Seen in very cheesy adverts on daytime TV for products ranging from online gambling to — unbelievably — lawyers offering to take up your case for being injured at work. Look for these to be skewered as unbelievably offensive to people of normal brainpower. [[AmbulanceChaser Injury lawyers Hampson Hughes]] and online gambling site Foxy Bingo are especially loathed.
34	%%* TooIncompetentToOperateABlanket: Related closely to BumblingDad, and just as loathed by AT readers.
35	%%* WallOfText: [[http://adturds.co.uk/2010/11/04/tell-me-what-this-baffling-job-description-means/ This]] incoherent, jargon-laden job description for a Head of Marketing Communications & Public Relations position.

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