Line #14 Webcomic/AlabasterTheDoomedSession


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2	[[caption-width-right:348:You can't be Ophiuchus the Great because Ophiuchus the Great is currently busy dressing his Nepeta doll!]]
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4	[[AC:They were never meant to win.]]
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6	''[[https://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1 Alabaster: The Doomed Session]]'' is an interactive comic based on ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', and more precisely on the Hivebent arc, written by Cauchemar. It details a troll session of SGRUB parallel to the canon team.
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8	Focusing on a group of trolls meant to parody various fandom and fan session archetypes, ''Alabaster'' is about how one troll wanted to speedrun SGRUB on the hardest difficulty he could muster, bringing his friends and acquaintances along for the ride. As it is a horror story, this plan goes completely wrong in the bloodiest, most terrifying way possible.
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10	Like its parent series, the comic contains multiple Flash games and movies (the most popular one being ''VideoGame/SilentHive'') and ArtShifts.
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12	* [[https://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1 Alabaster]]
13	* [[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?36950-Alabaster-The-Doomed-Session-NSFW-Meteor-d The Alabaster thread on the MSPA forums]]
14	* [[http://mspfa.com/?adv=564 The Extra Material page]]
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17	!! This webcomic provides examples of:
18	* AbandonedArea: The OBSCENE complex, the ruins of an ancient troll nursery whose purpose is no longer understandable to modern trolls.
19	* AbsurdlyIneffectiveBarricade: Pail Head will not be stopped.
20	* AbusiveParents: Goldie, which goes much further when the game starts. He does a mixture of lethal trap rooms and RiddleMeThis puzzles in the hopes he won't solve them, and when those fail he becomes Pail Head and opts to finish the job himself. [[spoiler:Then he gets prototyped into Ginneo's Pixelemental, and his malevolence is built into the environment as a result.]]
21	* AdjustableCensorship: One is built into SGRUB, ranging from "Black" (completely censored) to "Double Rainbow Extreme" (total unfiltered madness). Even at its most uncensored, [[https://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=47 the finer points of musclebeast depictions]] are [[EveryoneHasStandards still too filthy to show]].
22	* AgonyOfTheFeet: Thanks to [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=576 CD's attack.]]
23	* AlienBlood: Like in the canon Hivebent, trolls have different blood colors.
24	%%* AmbidextrousSprite
25	* AndIMustScream: [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Tentacle King]]'s backstory goes this way. It is also played straight with [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=825 the puppy's fate]].
26	* AnimalReactionShot: Usually from the Players' lusus and consorts.
27	%%* AntiHumor
28	* AntiquatedLinguistics: Batori's quirk.
29	%%* AnythingYouCanDoICanDoBetter: Vamuin.
30	* ArcWords: "The Flesh Must Grow".
31	* ArtShift: Each of the players has a specific "Mode" that changes the art style when important plot moments are happening. Vaumin has Movie Mode, which makes everyone more proportional, Ginneo has Cute Mode, which turns everything into a cutsey version of itself, Batori has Makeup Mode, which depicts her actions as stylistic gothic illustrations, and Renart has À La Mode, a mode that makes him resemble fashion sillhouettes and views other individuals as scribble figures save their horns. A minor troll even had a Comic Mode that turned their actions into a recolored comic panel.
32	* AshFace: Horribly [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=2192 subverted.]]
33	%%* AsideComment: Cross.
34	%%* AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption
35	* AuthorAvatar: Notoriously brief appearance (probably in contrast to Hussie's frequent avatar). [[spoiler:Cauchemar appears, starts running away from a random threat, get stopped by an inquisitive Formspring question and dies, all in the same scene]].
36	* AWinnerIsYou: The end of both minigames.
37	%%* AxCrazy: Ophiuchus the Great, Pail Head.
38	* BackstoryHorror: Ginneo looks cute until you learn [[spoiler:he's twenty years old]]. Copycat seems to be funny enough in her imitation of canon characters until you know [[spoiler:she does it out of amorous desperation]]. Ophiuchus the Great sounds merely disturbing until you discover what he's really up to. Also, all of the Denizens have horrific origin stories.
39	%%* BalloonBelly
40	* BarredFromTheAfterlife: Vamuin deactivated the Dream Bubbles for every Player, thinking it was an option for losers. [[spoiler: Except for Sectra, with the intentions of humiliating her when they win. In true dramatic ironic fashion, his action done in spite to put her down has in reality guaranteed that she will be the only one who survives this story, whether she lives or dies.]]
41	%%* BearTrap
42	%%* BlackComedy
43	* TheBlank: All of the Underlings in Ginneo's Land [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=729 are faceless]].
44	%%* BloodyHilarious
45	%%* BloodyMurder
46	* BodyHorror: From grotesque protyped bodies to getting wrapped in a decaying Pixelemental, this sessions has all sorts of bodily terrors.
47	* BodyOfBodies: The [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=2121 rebuilt Underlings]].
48	* BornUnlucky: Ginneo... And the entire cast to an extent.
49	%%* BossBattle: Many.
50	%%* BowelBreakingBricks
51	* BoxAndStickTrap: In the Twin Peaks [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=741 dollhive]].
52	* BreakTheBadass: A lot of characters start out as extremely powerful, but... how the mighty have fallen.
53	%%* BreathlessNonSequitur: In various pesterlogs.
54	%%* BrickJoke
55	* BringMyBrownPants: Ginneo's signiature trait. First introduced as part of his "Grubbyfur" gimmick, then becomes extremely appropriate the more he encounters the horrors the game throws at him.
56	* BrokenRecord: Octolon, once his prototyping starts to decay. He eventually goes back to normal speech patterns.
57	--> '''Octolon:''' I'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfine\
58	'''Octolon:''' (''dragging himself to Goldie'') '''''thefleshthefleshthefleshthefleshthefleshtheflesh'''''
59	* BrutalHonesty: Renart, frequently.
60	%%* ByNoIMeanYes
61	%%* CantGetAwayWithNuthin: Most of the time.
62	* CardboardPal: Played [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=181 horribly straight.]]
63	* CelebCrush: Done in a weird way with the Main Twelve (the canon trolls), which aren't really famous on Alternia in-story, but the Amazing Stalker Trio is obsessed with them, reflecting the obsession of real-life fans with Karkat and his friends.
64	%%* TheChainOfHarm
65	* CharacterDevelopment: Each of the main characters evolves drastically during the story. [[spoiler:Vamuin goes from overconfident, overpowered troll to complete victim, Batori is forced to face her greatest fear, Ginneo grows up...]]
66	%%* ChekhovsGag
67	%%* CheshireCatGrin: Renart, Ophiuchus the Great.
68	* CoincidentalDodge: Copycat [[spoiler:when Ophiuchus is trying to shoot her]].
69	* CoitusUninterruptus: Ginneo pesters Vaumin to [[spoiler:help revive his corpse]], but Vaumin was too busy having sex with Batori's dreamself to notice.
70	%%* ComedicSociopathy
71	%%* ComicallyInvincibleHero: Vamuin
72	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Ginneo, mainly when he's "roleplaying". Zigzags between this trope and DramaticallyMissingThePoint depending on the mood.
73	%%* ComicalOverreacting
74	* ComicRolePlay: Constantly, with Ginneo and Batori as the main offenders. Strangely, despite being a Very Serious tabletop roleplay, Crossover never roleplays during pesterlogs.
75	* ComicSutra: When Vamuin explains troll reproduction to Ginneo.
76	%%* ComingOfAgeStory: Ginneo
77	%%* ControllableHelplessness
78	* CosmicHorrorStory: Khthonios's origins and implications for the Hero of Entropy.
79	* CoupDeGraceCutscene: The end of the Skytroll minigame.
80	* CrazyPrepared: Renart [[spoiler:via exploitation of Skaia's clouds]] manages to predict and be prepared for almost anything, although not the precise timing of events.
81	%%* CreepilyLongArms
82	%%* CreepyBasement: Renart's, Ophiuchus'.
83	%%* CreepyChangingPainting
84	%%* CreepyDoll
85	%%* CreepyLongFingers
86	* CreepySouvenir: Renart's horn collection.
87	%%* CrossesTheLineTwice: Almost from the beginning.
88	%%* CruelAndUnusualDeath
89	* CuckoolanderCommentator: During the Decapitateball game.
90	* DarkWorld: As a nod to ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/SilentHill Silent Hill]]'', at the beginning of Silent Hive.
91	* DatingServiceDisaster: Renart and Ophiuchus meet on one of these "services".
92	%%* DeadlyPrank
93	%%* DeathAsComedy
94	* DeconstructiveParody: Mostly of ''Homestuck'', fan sessions and common archetypes both in and out of the fandom. The story plays horribly straight a lot of "jokes", and fun little fan concepts such as "bloodswaps" (the idea of trolls with their respective blood colors swapped) ''[[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1366 turn to nightmare.]]''
95	** The Le Intermission parodies Scratch mechanics and Guardian/Kid {{Role Swap AU}}s by only switching the heads of the lusii and trolls, but explains how the changes put an even ''worse'' FantasticCasteSystem in its place. Even that gets parodied in the in-universe webcomic ''HORTMUSTCK'', which does the same with home planets, but instead of actually getting a cool planet-themed person, Jane's equivalent is a human-shaped pile of rocks.
96	%%* DemonicDummy
97	* DepravedDentist: [[spoiler:Octolon attempts to torture Goldie with a dentist drill attachment, although it is left nebulous whether it succeed in doing so before Goldie was automatically prototyped.]]
98	%%* DevelopingDoomedCharacters
99	%%* DisasterDominoes: The very plot.
100	%%* TheDitz: Ginneo.
101	%%* DoubleEntendre
102	%%* DrivesLikeCrazy: Cross.
103	%%* DrunkWithPower
104	* DysfunctionalFamily: All trolls have a weird quirk about their relationship with their lusus, but Goldie and Ginneo are the most prominent. Ginneo did ''something'' to force Goldie into his current role, and Goldie in turn puts creepy riddles and deadly traps in every room for him to solve as a "game".
105	* EarnYourBadEnding: The Light Ending is reached since [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1108 page 1108]]. The adventure is currently at page 2293 and while the Bad/real ending looks closer, we aren't there yet.
106	* EatenAlive: The Progenies' stomach. Added Squick effect for the precise process.
107	* EldritchAbomination: The Denizens. The Minions. Most of the Underlings, after poorly chosen prototyping.
108	* EldritchLocation: The Debug Room, a location that contains numerous glitches and otherworldly creatures. It also has elements of FisherKingdom, as Ginneo and the child are frequently transformed into various forms the more they progress.
109	* EmbarrassingNickname: Ginneo's bad at giving the other players nicknames, such as calling Vamuin "Fanny" or Batora Batty.
110	%%* EmptyRoomPsych
111	* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: As in canon, the Reckoning and the Vast Glub are what do Alternia in.
112	%%* EnemyRisingBehind
113	%%* EpicFail
114	* EveryoneChasingYou: Dream Ginneo when he wakes up.
115	%%* EvilIsHammy
116	%%* EvilIsPetty: Renart.
117	%%* EvilIsVisceral
118	%%* ExcusePlot: ''Silent Hive''.
119	* ExpositionDiagram: By Vamuin, [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=116 explaining how Team Alabaster is going to win]].
120	%%* EyelessFace
121	* FaceFullOfAlienWingWong: [[spoiler:Tentacle King. Or maybe it's another kind of tentacle-on-troll action]].
122	* FacePlant: Vamuin after getting hit by a particularly powerful monster, [[spoiler:on his way to perform the Scratch]].
123	* FantasticCasteSystem: We find once more the Alternian castes related to said blood colors.
124	%%* FauxHorrific
125	%%* FacialHorror
126	%%* FinaglesLaw: That's the spirit.
127	* FlayingAlive: In [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=67 the very first action scene]].
128	* {{Foreshadowing}}: [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1184 Here]], Vamuin mentions he saw Batori and Ginneo fighting a resident together. They both imagine it like [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1185 this]], which is a bit different from [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1888 reality]].
129	* FunnyAnsweringMachine: Cross' autoresponder.
130	%%* GiantEyeOfDoom
131	* GoofySuit: Jack Noir is forced to wear a whale suit.
132	%%* GoryDiscretionShot
133	* GraphicsInducedSuperDeformed: The usual Homestuck-like sprites. Ginneo's sprite in Silent Hive.
134	%%* GrossUpCloseUp
135	* GuiltByAssociationGag: "Many innocents will share their dark destiny".
136	%%* GuttedLikeAFish
137	%%* HanlonsRazor
138	%%* HardHead
139	* HarmlessVillain: Ophiuchus The Great, though eccentric, is handled so ludicrously he hardly seems like a real threat. [[spoiler:Zig-zagged horribly, as, while Ophiuchus fails to harm the main twelve directly or leave much of an impact on the story as a whole, he routinely performs atrocities on captive trolls in attempts to simulate his perfect world. These include complete blood transfusions in attempts to create "bloodswaps," drugging and kidnapping, forced sex as "shipping", etc.]]
140	* HeadDesk: Done on [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=617 walls]] and [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1686 computers]].
141	%%* Hellistics
142	%%* HomoeroticSubtext
143	* HorrifyingTheHorror: The nightmarish troll species will find worse than them.
144	* HumanMail: [[spoiler:Edwardsprite is chopped/torn into bits and stuffed into boxes, a note from the Underlings indicating that he was killed for being a rival for Batori's "affections".]]
145	%%* ICanSeeYou: Ophiuchus the Great has thermal vision.
146	* IgnoringBySinging: Vamuin and Cross during their coplayer's horrifying roleplay sessions.
147	%%* ImagineSpot
148	%%* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: Ginneo.
149	* IntoxicationEnsues: Ginneo and the slime vapors.
150	* InvoluntaryShapeshifting: The Underlings, after the most traumatizing prototypings.
151	* IronicNurseryTune: Mainly heard in the OBSCENE complex.
152	%%* InsaneTrollLogic
153	* ISayWhatISay: Multiple Doomed Vamuins.
154	* ItsTheBestWhateverEver: Vamuin gloating that Team Alabaster is going to "be the AWESO°MEST" and to "kick [=SGRUBrip=]'s ass".
155	%%* ItCanThink: The Denizens.
156	* JawDrop: Multiple characters, but most famously [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=204 Kanaya]].
157	%%* TheJinx: Brainwashed Ginneo.
158	* JokeExhaustion: Vamuin with innuendo.
159	%%* JumpScare
160	* KillerTeddyBear: Truncare, the denizen of Evisceration, is a massive teddy with a deformed right hand.
161	* KnowNothingKnowItAll: Vamuin about [=SGRUBrip=].
162	* LampshadedDoubleEntendre: Vamuin all the time: "I kno°w my Bat... much better than yo°u kno°w yo°urs, man, if yo°u kno°w what I mean", "After I o°wn yo°ur ass at spo°rts, ho°w abo°ut I o°wn yo°ur ass at spo°rts... the epic way? If yo°u kno°w what I mean", etc.
163	%%* LaughablyEvil
164	* LaymansTerms: Vamuin chooses the "Lowest Blood" setting at the beginning of the game, which sets the language to Layman's Terms... for trolls. Dred is not pleased to deal with it.
165	--> All these foreign-sounding words like ''bathtub'' or ''safe'' just give you headache.
166	%%* LethallyStupid
167	%%* LightmareFuel
168	%%* LiteralAssKicking
169	%%* LiteralMetaphor
170	%%* LoadingScreen
171	%%* LongNeck
172	%%* LudicrousGibs
173	%%* MadeFromRealGirlScouts
174	* MadeOfExplodium: The enemies hit by Vamuin's Sunburn Eyes power.
175	%%* MadeOfPlasticine
176	* MagicallyBindingContract: One of Khthonios' favorite methods.
177	%%* MalevolentMutilation
178	%%* MarionetteMotion
179	%%* MeaningfulBackgroundEvent
180	%%* MedicalHorror
181	%%* MiniGame: Multiple ones.
182	* MirrorScare: [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1563 Doomed]] reflections.
183	* MisplacedSorrow: Vamuin cares more about his lusus than about Ginneo.
184	%%* MisterSeahorse: Vamuin.
185	* MobileMenace: The Minions, one particular Progeny, Renart, Ophiuchus the Great.
186	* MomentKiller: Nietzsche interrupts Jack Noir and Vamuin's intense battle just as Jack was about to suffocate Vamuin with his face.
187	%%* MonsterProgenitor
188	%%* MonstrousHumanoid
189	%%* MortalityEnsues: God Tier Vamuin.
190	* TheMostDangerousVideoGame: [=SGRUBrip=], a troll-tailored, uncensored, Hard difficulty version of SBURB. Plus since it's a pirated copy, it contains failsafes to destroy the illegitimate Players. Sadly, our heroes are said illegitimate Players.
191	%%* MultitaskedConversation: The Vast Log.
192	%%* MurderByCremation
193	%%* MutilationConga
194	* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Used, twisted and subverted. [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=794 Played for screams]] too.
195	* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Tentacle King, The Swarming One, The Disfiguring One, The Conjuring One, The Delving One. Most of the Denizens' names or nicknames.
196	* NauseaDissonance: Ophiuchus' end.
197	%%* TheNicknamer: Ginneo.
198	%%* NightmareFace
199	* NoFourthWall: In opposition to ''Homestuck'', ''Alabaster'' usually keeps the meta stuff out of the way of the narration. Then [[spoiler:there is the Glitch and Light Ending parts, special sequences which are complete craziness, playing not only with the readers and the support, but also with other webcomics]].
200	%%* NoGearLevel: Silent Hive.
201	%%* NoRespectGuy: Cross.
202	%%* NothingIsScarier
203	* OminousFog: Around the Forbidden Zone.
204	%%* OnlySaneMan: Via.
205	%%* OverlyPrepreparedGag
206	* PaperThinDisguise: Vanity Ibizaa.
207	%%* PersonalHorror
208	%%* PerversePuppet
209	* PhlebotinumInducedStupidity: [[spoiler:The sopor slime vapors]].
210	%%* PlatformGame: Silent Hive.
211	%%* PointOfNoReturn: Silent Hive.
212	* PosthumousCharacter: Tozy. His story is told through flashbacks, as he's been killed for his horns in the present.
213	* PreviousPlayerCharacterCameo: Victory in Silent Hive.
214	%%* PsychologicalHorror
215	* PsychologicalTormentZone: The OBSCENE complex, and particularly the Forbidden Zone.
216	* PsychoPartyMember: Renart is a serial killer who uses to horns of his victims in sculptures. Renart happily manipulates his teammates for his own ends and treats them as beneath him, right up to [[spoiler:killing their loved ones. To make doorknobs]]. Renart just seems to get off on violence.
217	%%* RememberedICouldFly: Dreamself Ginneo.
218	* RageAgainstTheAuthor: Seigneur Français. Apparently [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1090 a common problem for Cauchemar]].
219	%%* RuleOfScary
220	%%* RunDontWalk: Silent Hive.
221	* RunningGag: The Glub painting, by Edvard Munchk.
222	* SacrificialLamb: Tozy, the Thylacine puppy.
223	%%* Sadist: Renart, Pail Head.
224	* Satire: Of the Homestuck fandom, {{Original Character}}s, and various other works.
225	* TheScream: Done literally and repeatedly. The [[Art/TheScreamMunch actual painting]] shows up as ''The Glub'' by Edvard Munchk, with Vamuin relating it to the personal horror of [[TooMuchInformation learning more about Ophiuchus the Great than he'd like to know]].
226	* SealedEvilInACan: The Denizens. Too bad the heroes find the way to awaken most of them simultaneously.
227	* ShadowDiscretionShot: Frequently done with silhouettes.
228	* ShoehornedFirstLetter: Done with the "DOO..." words at the end of each chapter, which probably were meant to spell 'Doomed'.
229	* ShoutOut:
230	** [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1241 Here]], [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1320 here]],[[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1329 here]], [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=236&p=1989 here]], and [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=236&p=2012 here]](and from there onward), [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica runes]] are used. The first one is the musical variety, and the others are archaic. This is in particularly fitting since some of the landscapes, their 'Territories' (Lands), and especially Ginneo's travel into the Void look like a witch barrier. [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1412 Renart's 'vision' also looks a bit like Gekidan Inu Curry style]].
231	** They read:
232	*** [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1241 Tentacleking First form]]
233	*** [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1320 .. Don't enter, you ... (repeated on both sides)]]. Note that these runes are here called the "Walpurgis Cypher subquest"; obviously referencing the witch [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Walpurgisnacht]]. The quest itself lampshades its FreezeFrameBonus status: "Seriously, who gives attention to poor background details?"[[note]]The ''Madoka Magica'' fans [[http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Deciphering_the_runes certainly did]][[/note]].
234	*** [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1329 Tentacleking the Squid]]
235	*** [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1989 Great old one]]
236	*** [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=2012 A pact, invoked. Kinship, enforced]].
237	*** [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=2013 I declare you as my ally]].
238	** The Series/TwinPeaks in the Territory of Beligerence and Glaciation. One of the peaks even has a Red Room-esque dollhouse parallel to the one in the other peak.
239	* ScrewYourself: Dred-Vani can't keep their hands off each other thanks to being prototyped with a troll porn magazine.
240	%%* ShowyInvincibleHero: Vamuin Ikenga.
241	* SignsOfDisrepair: "Dead [end]", "To the rat[tle room]"...
242	%%* SimpletonVoice: Ginneo.
243	%%* SinisterScrapingSound: Pail Head.
244	* SomethingElseAlsoRises: Vamuin's typing quirk elongates when he's pestering a character he's flirting with, and noticeably shrinks when he's disgusted or terrified. The cannon in [[spoiler:Renart's big bloody scene]].
245	* SpawnBroodling: Tentacle King and Progenies.
246	%%* SpookyPainting
247	* StalkerWithACrush: Ophiuchus has an insane obsession with the Main Twelve, and Copycat secretly grills Ginneo about Sectra's personal tastes.
248	%%* StealthPun
249	%%* StraightMan: Via, Cross to an extent.
250	%%* SuperZeroes: [[spoiler:Ophiuchus Forever]].
251	%%* SurrealHorror
252	%%* SurprisinglySuddenDeath
253	* TheTalk: Mentioned as "The Carve" in Alternian slang, as lusii write it out due to their lack of vocalizations. [[http://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=196 Done and illustrated with the canon characters]].
254	* TestosteronePoisoning: Vamuin, a concentration of strength and epicness getting ridiculous quite quickly, also surrounded with phallic imagery.
255	* ThatCameOutWrong: Most of the pesterlogs are filled with innuendo, both intentional and completely accidental.
256	%%* ThereWasADoor
257	* ThisIsGoingToBeHuge: Vamuin when talking about his future success.
258	%%* ToiletHumour: Very rare and [[spoiler:horribly done]].
259	%%* TooManyMouths
260	* TooMuchInformation: Frequent with Vamuin.
261	* TortureCellar: Ophiuchus' hive.
262	%%* UndignifiedDeath
263	%%* WatchOutForThatTree
264	%%* WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties: Played for laughs in a couple of occasions.
265	* WeirdWorldWeirdFood: Most of Alternian food, particularly the scarabs and the candy tentacles.
266	%%* WhenAllElseFailsGoRight: Silent Hive.
267	%%* YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe
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