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2[[caption-width-right:300:Sometimes the prayers become the prey]]
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4''The [=VelociPastor=]'' is a short, faux [[ExploitationFilm [=grindhouse=]]] trailer made by [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/BrendanSteere BrendanSteere]]. Released to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDNzzhCpqxA YouTube]] in 2011, whereafter it was featured on numerous blogs and screened on G4's ''Series/AttackOfTheShow''.
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6It was adapted into a [[Film/TheVelociPastor feature film]] in 2019.
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9!!This work provides examples of:
10* CelebrityEndorsement: [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/22/velocipastor-trailer_n_839183.html The Huffington Post article]] mentions that the news came to them Creator/RosarioDawson approved.
11%%* DullSurprise: Carol.
12* LampshadedDoubleEntendre: "What are you gonna do?" "What I do best." Cue makeout.
13* LargeHam: The mafia boss.
14--> "I don't care what this thing is, or where it came from, it's carved a path through most of my men! I want this thing FOUND and I want it DEAD, DEAD, ''DEAD''!"
15%%* MadDoctor
16* PainfulTransformation: The kindly pastor transforms into a dinosaur, hands first, while writhing in pain and staring at himself in horror in his apartment mirror.
17%%* SexyPriest
18%%* ShoutOut: The priest's name is [[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0427964/ Doug Jones]]
19* SinisterMinister: Unwittingly, after transforming into a dinosaur the pastor eats people on the streets before targeting criminals.
20* StylisticSuck: A boom mic comes egregiously into shot at 1:45.

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