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3->'''Coby''': That particular naval base captured one of the most terrible pirates known to man.\
4'''Luffy''': [[Creator/JohnnyDepp JOHNNY DEPP]] [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean IS NOT THAT BAD]]!\
5'''Coby''': No. No!\
6'''Luffy''': I've faced him before. ''[under breath]'' And cross Depp reference off the list.\
7'''Coby''': Zoro!\
8'''Luffy''': [[Film/TheMaskOfZorro ANTONIO]] [[Creator/AntonioBanderas BANDERAS]]!?\
9''[boat spontaneously combusts]''\
10''[{{Beat}}]''\
11'''Coby''': The boat's on fire.\
12'''Luffy''': [[Music/BloodhoundGang We don't need no water, let the motherf-ker burn]]! [fire continues to spread, even on to [[Main/RuleOFFunny Luffy's face]] ]
13-->-- Episode 2, [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs pretty much summing up how absurd the series is]].
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15''None Piece'' is a AbridgedSeries of ''Franchise/OnePiece'' by Creator/PurpleEyesWTF, who also created ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''. It can be found [[https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmZefBAUgQXH6fz9iFM3zLAd4zNUSbvYo here.]] In comparison to most other Abridged Series, it employs extremely slick editing, a minimum of pop-culture shout-outs and self-referential humor, and [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]].
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17Basically this series successfully combines AbridgedSeries with YouTubePoop, is what we're saying.
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19The Cast (so far) includes: Monkey Dee Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that alternates between being an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest and being the OnlySaneWoman; Kirk Usopp, a calm British guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], who is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan and Sanji, a [[ChefOfIron cook]] with an [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent ambiguously gangster accent]] and a tendency to flavour his dishes [[ToiletHumor with his derrière]].
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21There are currently ten episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again, twice later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" & "Episode 5-7 (One Version)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece''. However, ''Soul Whatever: "Third Earth"'' [[CanonWelding seems to incorporate elements from both the crossover version and the individual episodes 5-7.]] After the release of episode 8, a 32-second alternate version of it was released five months later, while the first version was renamed "Episode 8 Spectacular." This occurred alongside the other individual episodes 5-7 being given the "Spectacular" label while the crossover episode simply became "Episodes 5-7." The new episode 8 depicted the events of episode 8 in a timeline where the crossover version of episodes 5-7 appears to have happened. It was released alongside a video where [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid and his father,]] having fixed a space-time anomaly in their universe, declare the problem to be "fixed." Judging by these recent events, it has become [[MindScrew increasingly difficult to actually pin down what is canon and what isn't.]]
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23Now has a [[Characters/NonePiece character page]] under construction.
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26!! This show provides examples of:
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28* AbusiveParents: Luffy claims that his parents gave him the first name "Monkey" because they hated him (despite apparently being a test tube and a rubber band). Later, Zoro has the same explanation for why his first name is "Zolo".
29--> '''Luffy''': [[HypocriticalHumour Sucks to be you.]]
30* AccidentalMisnaming: Luffy refers to Coby as "Cody".
31* AchievementsInIgnorance: Lelouch manages to fly a helicopter by "pushing buttons".
32* TheAlcoholic: Shanks.
33--> "Come on, Luffy. Let's drink until our heart…nnh… bleh."
34* AmbiguouslyGay: Helmeppo. Nothing is mentioned about his orientation. He even has a lisp and ''fabulous'' purple suit.
35* AmusingInjuries: In episode 3, Nami breaks her leg, and cusses a blue streak. She's voiced by a guy doing an awful falsetto.
36* AsideGlance: Episode 2.
37--> '''Luffy''': [thinking] ''This place is built like a librarian's miniskirt!'' [turns to camera] ''The f**k are ''you'' lookin' at?''
38* BattleCouple: Nami and Luffy, briefly but memorably at the end of episode four when they take out Buggy together. And they're technically still married!
39* BerserkButton: Messing with Luffy's hat is grounds for murder, though he's just as likely to kill you regardless.
40** Also, cutting off Luffy while he is talking
41--> '''Luffy''': It all started many moons ago, before the time of the internet...\
42'''Naruto''': Bullshit, there's always been the internet.\
43'''Luffy''': CUT ME OFF AGAIN! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
44** Ripping off a cat's genitals (spaying and/or neutering) will cause Luffy to fly into a blind rage and give the offender a visually ironic death.
45* BigNever: The de-canonized Episode 5-7, when [[WebVideo/CodeMENT Lelouch]] is losing at beer pong.
46--> '''Lelouch:''' "This game is stupid!"\
47'''Suzaku:''' "Then quit playing!"\
48'''Lelouch:''' "NEVER!"
49* BigOlEyebrows: Luffy and Zoro start getting these from time to time starting in Episode 4 whenever the script needs them to be angry but the source video isn't cooperating.
50** [[spoiler:Kaya]] gets them twice in Episode "5".
51---> "YOUR FRIENDS CRASHED A HELICOPTER INTO MY HOUSE!"
52* BondOneLiner: Appropriately enough for someone that talks like Sean Connery.
53--> '''Luffy''': Time to switch condiments, 'cause that weaksauce ain't working.
54* BreadEggsBreadedEggs: Episode "5":
55-->'''C.C.:''' "Do you know what would be great right now?"\
56'''Zoro:''' "Eating licorice?"\
57'''Luffy:''' "Punching a swing set?"\
58'''Suzaku:''' "Eating licorice?"\
59'''Lelouch:''' "Riding a hoverboard?"\
60'''Suzaku:''' Eating licorice while ''on'' a hoverboard?"\
61'''Zoro:''' "No! Punch the hoverboard, ''eat'' the swing set!"\
62''[SOME TIME LATER]''\
63'''Lelouch:''' "Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of licorice. We ''can'' punch it if we want to, but ''only'' if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?"\
64'''Luffy:''' "I like it."\
65'''Suzaku:''' "Sounds good."\
66'''Zoro:''' "Can the swing set hover?"\
67'''Lelouch:''' "ARGHHHHHH!"
68* BraveScot: Luffy, who has the voice of Creator/SeanConnery. Often falls into ViolentGlaswegian tendencies, though.
69--> ''[swiftly punches Helmeppo in the face]'' "God, that was unnecessarily violent!"
70* BreathWeapon: Luffy can spit up knives and vicious cats.
71* BrickJoke: Zoro beats up Helmeppo for "wearing a purple suit in public". Later, he tells his dad that Luffy hit him.
72--> '''Capt. Morgan''': Were you wearing the purple suit?\
73'''Helmeppo''': Y–\
74'''Capt. Morgan''': ''(cuts him off)'' Then you deserved it!
75** An even better example is the time bomb from episode "5".
76** A cross-episode example: Near the end of Episode 4, Zoro informs Cabaji that [[spoiler:he wants to make sweet, sweet love to Aunt Jemima.]] In the re-cut Episode 5, Zoro demands pancakes; shortly thereafter we see him [[spoiler:talking dirty to five bottles of Aunt Jemima syrup.]]
77** In Episode 8, Nami grabs a dropped gun and suggests to Usopp that they go wake up Zoro (who fell into a coma after pissing off the narrator). A few scenes later, Zoro casually walks into the scene and asks who shot him.
78* ButtMonkey: Coby and Usopp.
79* CallingYourAttacks: Not an "attack", but a member of the fleeing crowd in Episode 1 screams "Super Runaway!" in the spirit of this trope.
80** Luffy actually averts this trope, unlike his original counterpart.
81** Cabaji, with his [[SpecialAttack Ultimate Technique]] [[FakeSpecialAttack "Dreidels of A Thousand Jews!"]]
82* TheCameo: Creator/LittleKuriboh as Shanks in episodes 3 and 9. (We don't know why he agreed either.)
83** Nowacking as Kaya in Episode "5", 5, 6, and 7.
84** [[Creator/TeamFourStar MasakoX]] as Yassop in Episode 5.
85* CaptainObvious: Discussed, leading into a subverted YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness moment:
86--> '''Marine Officer''': Ah, shit! Sir, I dinged your statue.\
87'''Capt. Morgan''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Lieutenant Obvious]].\
88'''Officer''': Sir, it's Captain, sir.\
89'''Morgan''': Yes, yes, I am.\
90'''Officer''': Obvious, sir?\
91'''Morgan''': Obviously I'm a captain.\
92''{{Beat}}''\
93'''Officer''': Sir, I'm confused\
94'''Morgan''': Well you're definitely not cut out to be captain then, huh? ''(another beat)'' Carry on, Lieutenant.\
95'''Officer''': I'm a corporal.\
96'''Morgan''': YOU ''WOULD'' BE!\
97'''Officer''': Would be what, sir?\
98'''Morgan''': ''(raises his axe-hand)''\
99'''Officer''': ''(in his head)'' WorthIt. ''(cue Luffy distracting them both)''
100* CarryTheOne: When one of the [[LemonyNarrator narrators]] is attempting to work out the time on one of the stills when it gives him an equation instead of "<so many> minutes later". Another narrator comes in to help him later.
101-->''*Still-frame with absurdly complex math equation pops up*''\
102'''Low-pitched narrator''': "Holy shit, no!"\
103--later--\
104''*the same absurd equation appears*''\
105'''High-pitched narrator''': "You just gotta carry the three..."\
106'''Low-pitched narrator''': "IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE!"
107* CensoredForComedy: Done to the intro in one episode:
108-->"Dreamin', don't [[spoiler:give]] it up Luffy. Dreamin', don't [[spoiler:give]] it up Zolo. Dreamin', don't [[spoiler:give]] it up Nami."
109* ChristmasEpisode: Episode 9, though it's on July 25th and it's actually a [[InsistentTerminology Second/First/Reverse Christmas]] episode to be exact.
110* CloudCuckoolander: Luffy, especially in the "Pirates and/or Ninjas" video.
111--> "When a woman needs to be comforted, she tells you it's time to buy more shoes. But she ''has'' all the shoes. So we really know she just needs boots! Now everything makes sense… Forever."
112** Zoro also appears to be one of these.
113** And Nami is definitely one.
114*** Okay, let's face it, this is CloudCuckooLand.
115*** It's literally easier to count the few [[OnlySaneMan sane]] characters in this series – Usopp (surprisingly) and Captain Buggy (also surprising).
116** This gem of an exchange from "Episode 5 (fanfic mode)"…
117--->'''Usopp:''' Hello friends and welcome to the island. My name is Usopp.\
118'''Zoro:''' What's he saying?\
119'''Luffy:''' I think he's telling us to go f[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] ourselves.\
120'''Zoro:''' HEY, F*bleep* YOU!\
121'''Usopp:''' Well, that was rude. Why are you being such a jerk?!\
122'''Zoro:''' I think he thinks my name is Kirk.\
123'''Luffy:''' His name's not Kirk!\
124'''Usopp:''' No, I said "Why are you being such a jerk?".\
125'''Zoro:''' No… ''His'' name is Kirk.\
126'''Luffy:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' …Kirk, come down to us!
127* TheCloudCuckoolanderWasRight: Luffy thinks clowns are from space. Much to Buggy's chagrin, he's right.
128-->'''Buggy''': Dammit, he knows!\
129'''Luffy''': Dammit, I know!
130* ClusterBleepBomb: Used for the Episode 3 opening and when Nami hurts her leg.
131* CovertPervert: Nami, apparently.
132-->'''Nami:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots Why am I on this crew again?]]\
133'''Luffy:''' Look. I have a rubber penis.\
134'''Nami:''' Ahhhhhh.
135* CrossOver: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hay33ndHjwk "Pirates and/or Ninjas"]], with WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow and, to a lesser extent, WebVideo/CodeMENT and WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries.
136** A vocal crossover happens on Episode 7 of WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow, as Luffy plays Gilligan's Father.
137** Multiple characters from ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' (including [[Manga/SoulEater Death The Kid]]) appear in the de-canonized version of Episode 5.
138--> "Thanks to the ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' guys for ruining my show"
139** We get another ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' crossover in episode 7 of ''None Piece'', in which Luffy tries to snipe Lelouch. The dialogue of the ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' characters reveals that it's from episode 15. Luffy can be seen at the edge of the screen holding a sniper rifle in a FreezeFrameBonus at the appropriate part of that video.
140** The video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeMNekTCpYw "The Pursuit of Happiness"]] is a crossover with None Piece, ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', ''WebVideo/NullmetalAlchemist'', ''WebVideo/DanganRonpaAbridgedThing'' and Soul Whatever. Five different Abridged series meet in a five minute long video.
141* CutenessProximity: In Episode 3, Luffy completely ignores Captain Morgan's death threat by watching a video of a baby harp seal on his {{iPhony}} and gushing over it. He even names the seal Mr. Fuzzy-Flippers.
142* DamnedByFaintPraise: In Episode 1, one of the passengers being terrorized by Alvida's crew screams "I thought ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'' was an okay movie!"
143* DeadpanSnarker: This may be the route Nami is headed down, after getting off a good snark in Episode 6.
144-->'''Luffy''': Don't be a wise guy, Zoro.\
145'''Nami''': I don't think he's in danger of ''that''.\
146'''Zoro''': Yeah, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] you too, Nami.
147* DeathGlare: Zoro gives one to a little girl when she questions his claim that Animal Crackers are truly "the snack-food of the gods".
148* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
149--> '''Morgan''': You will die so bad you will be dead and then you will ''stay'' dead!
150* DeflectorShields: Zoro spontaneously generates one around his head in Episode "5" knowing Luffy would throw an apple at him after he asked for one.
151* DudeNotFunny: Invoked by Mohji and his spastic colon. He dares Luffy, Zoro, and Nami to make jokes about it. They only stare at him mortified.
152* EntendreFailure:
153--> '''Luffy:''' You should know one thing about me: Everything is made of rubber! And before you even ask: yes, yes it is.\
154'''Alvida:''' What the hell are you talking about?\
155'''Luffy:''' Me father was a test-tube and my mother was a rubber band! You do the math!
156* EveryoneHasStandards: Luffy and the rest of the Straw Hats may be rude people that have zero qualms with breaking the law when it benefits them, but even they are disgusted by the idea of spaying and neutering cats. When Luffy finds out that Kuro's pirate crew goes from island to island specifically to spay and neuter cats, he destroys their ship and kills all of them.
157* ExactWords: Usopp and Luffy are spying on Kuro and Django discussing their evil plot. Usopp tells Luffy "we have to warn everybody" cue:
158---> Luffy: (to Django and Kuro) YOU GUYS ARE PIRATES!!!
159** After Usopp asks him what the hell he is doing.
160----> Luffy: YOU SAID WARN EVERYBODY!!
161* FateWorseThanDeath: For Luffy, it's being married to Nami:
162--> '''Nami''': Best honeymoon ever!\
163'''Luffy''': ''Kill me''.\
164'''Nami''': ''(laughs)'' Oh, pay him no mind. ''(whispers creepily)'' Unless you wanna die. ''([[BlowingARaspberry blowing raspberries to Luffy]])''\
165'''Luffy''': ''(gun appears next to his head)'' '''''DO IT!!!'''''
166* FelonyMisdemeanor: Luffy is being hounded by the navy for... [[SelfDeprecation making Internet parodies]].
167* FreezeFrameBonus: Located at the end of Episode 6. And now Wingdings. Translated, it reads:
168--> more like CHICKENWINGDINGS! WHOA DADDY- I'M ON FIRE!
169* GagPenis: One of the perks of being made of rubber. It's also the reason that [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Nami is on the crew.]]
170* GagSub: The eighth opening.
171* GenreSavvy: Captain Axe-Hand Morgan.
172-->'''Capt. Morgan''': Son, I look like a [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]] and there's a guy running around who talks like Creator/SeanConnery! Shit is about to go down!
173** When a group of [[CreepyChild creepy children]] approach Usopp in the Re-cut Episode 5, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he immediately bolts before anything can happen]].
174* GilliganCut
175-->'''Nami''': Can you do me a favor?\
176'''Luffy''': [[TemptingFate As long as I don't get roped into anything stupid.]]\
177''*Nami has Luffy tied up with a rope.*''\
178'''Luffy''': [[LamePunReaction Wow! I actually felt myself die a little inside!]]
179* GoryDiscretionShot: When Luffy beats up some thugs in episode one.
180-->'''Luffy:''' Didja see that one, lad? His pancreas came right out his tearduct!
181* GroinAttack:
182--> '''Pirate:''' (after being kicked in the balls) "My only weakness! MY BALLS! How did you know?!"
183* HeroicComedicSociopath: Luffy, all the freaking way.
184-->"Those passengers aren't just gonna kill themselves, ya know!"
185* HypocriticalHumor: Zoro doesn't appreciate Buggy stabbing him through the chest, right after cutting Buggy into pieces. See InsaneTrollLogic for that conversation.
186* IDoNotOwn: Each episode starts with the standard abridged series disclaimer but it's only on screen for about a second before cutting to the episode proper.
187-->'''Luffy''': Read the disclaimer!
188** In Episode 3, Luffy struggles to read it with Nami helping him out.
189** In the original cut of Episode 5 it gets broken by a dodge ball.
190** In the final cut of Episode 5 it's onscreen for the duration of one quick censor bleep (about half a second).
191** In Episode 6 it's translucent and activated (and deactivated) by a cane-toad hitting its head on a Mario "?" block. Multiple times. Which changes each time the toad activates it.
192* IncendiaryExponent: You can guarantee that every few minutes, something ''will'' burst into flames.
193* IncomingHam:
194-->'''Cabaji:''' "Bold words coming from someone ''not on a unicycle''."
195* IronButtMonkey: Zoro. He's been run through with a sword ''multiple times'', fallen from the upper atmosphere through a roof onto a dance floor, and was in a helicopter crash.
196* InsaneTrollLogic: All over the place. But especially Zoro in episode 4.
197-->''*After Buggy has stabbed Zoro in the back*''\
198'''Zoro''': "DAMMIT! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"\
199'''Buggy''': "..."\
200'''Zoro''': "FUCK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! GOD!"\
201'''Buggy''': "...You cut me into pieces."\
202'''Zoro''': "I WAS FUCKING KIDDING! ...FUCK YOU! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"
203** Not to mention the reason why Zoro cut Buggy into pieces to begin with: ''He asked him to stop talking about his sandwich''.
204--->'''Zoro''':"There was just no reasoning with him..."
205* ItRunsOnNonsensoleum: Let's not waste time; ''every other thing in the series.''
206* LemonyNarrator: Two of them! And they take this trope to ludicrous levels. They're pretty much characters themselves, and as such they're just as insane as everyone else.
207-->'''High-pitched narrator''': "Where did our heroes go?"\
208''*Draws a circle around Luffy and Zoro a la John Madden's instant replay*''\
209'''High-pitched narrator''': "There they are! Right there!"\
210''*Loud knocking on a door in the background*''\
211'''Low-pitched narrator''': "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!"\
212'''High-pitched narrator''': "I've gotta go."
213* LetMeAtHim: Or as Luffy puts it, "Come at me, bro!"
214* LoveAtFirstSight: Zoro falls in love with [[WebVideo/CodeMENT C.C.]] when he first sees her in episode "5".
215* MediumAwareness: Luffy seems to be able to hear the narrator, and at one point he turns to the audience and asks what they're looking at.
216* MindScrew: '''EVERYTHING'''
217* MundaneMadeAwesome: Zoro's sandwich, which has four different types of cheese and six different kinds of meat.
218--> '''Zoro:''' "I don't even ''know'' that many kinds of meat!"
219** Animal crackers are "THE SNACK FOOD OF THE GODS".
220* MultipleChoicePast: PlayedForLaughs:
221--> '''Luffy:''' "Don't ask me, Usopp. I'm very bad at recollecting my past."\
222'''Zoro:''' "Yeah, dude. Don't bother. I got dinosaurs and Music/{{Rihanna}} last time."
223* MythologyGag: Coby mentions that his best bet is to become a marine, which alludes to the actual series.
224* NeverGoingBackToPrison: Luffy declares at one point that he can't go back to jail due to the PrisonRape he dealt with last time.
225* NeverLearnedToRead: Luffy, when he tries to read the disclaimer for Episode 3.
226* NeverSayThatAgain:
227-->'''Luffy''': She snuck up on us, like a-like a-\
228'''Coby''': Like a {{ninja}}?\
229'''Luffy''': '''CODY!!''' Don't you ''ever'' say that word again!\
230'''Coby''': What? Why?\
231'''Luffy''': ''EVER!!''
232* NoIndoorVoice: Luffy, when RuleOfFunny is in full effect.
233* NoodleIncident: "And it turns out they were human bones! Ahahahahahaha!"
234* NoSell: The second time Luffy tries to throw an apple at Zoro, it is deflected by SomeKindOfForceField.
235-->"Nope."
236* NoYou: Luffy does this from time to time when insulted
237-->'''Zoro''': says Monkey Dumbfoot Luffy\
238'''Luffy''': No your foot is dumb!
239* ObviouslyEvil: PlayedWith for Kuro. Within seconds of meeting him, Luffy immediately determines that he is evil. However, it is revealed that the entire extent of Kuro's schemes is to spay/neuter cats. Luffy considers this to be just as bad.
240-->''(Kuro approaches the Straw Hat crew in Kaya's yard)''\
241'''Kuro''': Well, you know what ''I'' care about?\
242'''Luffy''': ...You're evil, aren't you?\
243''(Cut to Kuro talking with Django later)''\
244'''Kuro''': ''(angrily)'' They are '''so''' fucking on to us!
245* OffTheRails: Episode 5 is an understatement. ''Both'' versions, and for different reasons.
246* OlderThanTheyLook: Luffy.
247-->'''Coby''': Luffy you are the strangest boy I've ever met.\
248'''Luffy''': "Boy"?! I'm 45 years old, lad!\
249'''Coby''': But you look like you're 16.\
250'''Luffy''': ''You'' try getting wrinkles bein' made of rubber.
251* OnlySaneMan: Buggy. At least in the context of the absolute insanity that surrounds him.
252** He's the most down-to-earth character in his episode, and his voice is perfectly normal and his tone generally calm. Hilarious in and of itself, considering he's a clown-pirate.
253*** He's more serious and level-headed than the ''actual'' Buggy. Not that that's difficult.
254** Usopp. It's like he belongs in a more serious abridged series.
255*** He's more serious and level-headed than the ''actual'' Usopp.
256** For the first three episodes, Coby is practically the only person who doesn't act like a complete lunatic. At least, [[NotSoAboveItAll until they celebrate Captain Morgan's death with a fiesta]].
257** Played with in the recut Episode 5, where Zoro starts speaking with the wrong voice, before [=PurpleEyes=] curses off-mic and corrects himself.
258* OverlyLongGag: Captain Morgan's chin has something different written on it each time he's given a close-up.
259** In the last shot, it says [[TradeSnark "Stop Staring™"]].
260* PrisonRape: Happened to Luffy.
261-->'''Luffy''': [[NeverGoingBAckToPrison I won't go back to prison, my butthole can't take that abuse!]]
262* RapidFireComedy: Gives ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' and ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' a run for their money. The rapid-fire pacing combined with the unorthodox [[InsaneTrollLogic perspective]] of much of the [[CloudCuckoolander cast]] results in something literally stunning.
263* ReCut: In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kstJB9LPx0 Dessert Bus]] video, [=PurpleEyes=] stated that he was going to re-edit the fifth episode of ''None Piece'' "so it's better and not better, probably better than not, maybe."
264** He did. The re-cut Episode 5 appeared on December 21, 2012. It manages to be nearly as crazy as the "Fanfic Mode" cut.
265* RuleOfThree:
266** First minute of the first episode, no less:
267--> '''Luffy''': ''{inside a barrel as they fail to reel him in}'' "Oh, you suck at this!"\
268'''Second sailor on deck''': "Oh my God, Fred, you suck!"\
269'''Sailor in crow's nest''': "Fred, you suck!"
270* RunningGag: A cupcake frequently appears to other characters in Episode 2 and returns in Episode "5".
271* SarcasmMode: In the recut Episode 5, when Zoro, Luffy, and Nami land on a random island.
272-->'''Zoro:''' "We're HERE!"\
273'''Luffy:''' *snort* "W--fucking wh--''where''... YES WE ARE!"
274** And again later that episode.
275--->'''Zoro:''' "We're here!"\
276'''Luffy:''' "Are we, Zoro? Are we?"\
277'''Zoro:''' "...Well yeah."\
278'''Luffy:''' "Zoro, I don't want to ruin your childlike innocence, but just know that this dance that I'm about to do is entirely sarcastic."\
279'''Zoro:''' "Sarcasm is a smell, right?"\
280[{{beat}}] ''{Luffy does the victory dance from Final Fantasy}''
281* ShoutOut: In the crossover video, Luffy alludes to [[WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow the "bridge" joke]] by informing Joekage that he digs canals.
282** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland I'm on a boat!]] Pretty cool, huh?"
283** Episode "5":
284--->'''Suzaku:''' Luffy! [[Anime/DragonBallZ What does the scouter say about his suck level!]]\
285'''Luffy:''' [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged It's one thousand and six!]]\
286'''Lelouch:''' IT'S ON THE WRONG EAR, YOU IDIOT!
287** While Captain Morgan is ranting about how he's going to deal with Luffy, Zoro, and Coby:
288---> [[ItMakesSenseInContext "You're going to have a little bit of the captain in you!"]]
289** A subtle one to ''Series/DoctorWho'' in episode 7, if you read between the lines. It helps that later in the episode he shows up in episode 15 of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' (which was uploaded 6 days earlier) to snipe Lelouch.
290--->'''Luffy:''' [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Damn it, man, I'm a pirate, not a doctor!]]\
291''(glowing cliff face making strange noises)''\
292'''Luffy:''' Because I don't know about space-time travel!
293** In Episode 7, Zoro sets the villagers on fire, because [[Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja the pirates can't touch them if they're on fire.]]
294* SkewedPriorities: That sailor in the crow's nest in the first couple minutes of the first episode. He joins in the joke of telling fellow crew-mate 'Fred' that he sucks only to be reminded that an enemy ship is attacking them.
295* SingleStrokeBattle: Zoro against Cabaji. [[spoiler:[[AllJustADream Turns out to be a blood-loss-induced fantasy]].]]
296* SoundEffectBleep: Played with in one line of episode 4. Averted in the rest of that episode.
297--> '''Zoro:''' I dragged his ass two miles and you had the *bleep* key the whole [[BleepDammit *bleep* fucking]] time!?
298* SpectacularSpinning: Sure takes care of lions
299--> '''Luffy''': You've been a very bad kitty! Spin you dumb animal! Spin until you are dead!
300* SpellMyNameWithAnS: Defied; Zoro's full name is "Zolo Zoro".
301* SpoofAesop: In Episode "5".
302--> '''Lelouch:''' Now, Suzaku, what did we learn from all this?\
303'''Suzaku:''' NOTHING!\
304'''Lelouch:''' See! He ''can'' learn!\
305'''Death The Kid:''' Whatever.
306* StealthPun: When the dog flies into space in Episode 4, Luffy wishes him "Godspeed you magnificent son of a bitch!" As a dog, it would by definition be a son of a bitch.
307* SurroundedByIdiots: This is apparently the case for Captain Morgan, as his subordinates apparently don't understand literary devices such as sarcasm and metaphor. It's also possible he's constantly being tossed the IdiotBall by underlings who go out of their way to {{Troll}} him.
308--> '''Capt. Morgan''': [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin I'm up to my tits in morons!]]
309--> '''Capt. Morgan''': Let's just stand around like idiots until someone does something!
310* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: In a rare change of pace for this series, the effects of Zoro's blood loss in Episode 4 are played semi-realistically. As he bleeds out, he becomes more and more delirious to the point where he's too busy hallucinating to notice he's about to get stabbed.
311* TakeThat: ''Film/TheHangover'' series gets a couple.
312-->'''Luffy:''' Oh my God Cody! You'll never guess what I'm lookin' at! They're filming The Hangover 2 over here!
313-->'''Coby:''' Oh yeah? How is it?
314-->'''Luffy:''' ''(eyes burning)'' It's just like the first one.
315** And if you pay attention in Episode 7, while Zoro is running around in a panic after being set on fire, he screams "I can't believe this ain't The Hangover 3!"
316** When Episode 7 has Django state that Kuro's pirate crew goes from island to island to deal with cat population problems via spaying and neutering (a fairly common practice in real life), several of the Straw Hats react with visible disgust and the episode pretty much ends with Luffy killing them all.
317* TalkLikeAPirate
318--> '''Buggy''': I be a Clown Pirate.
319--> '''Luffy''': That's very interesting. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment You're very interesting.]]
320* TemptingFate: "Your friends crashed a helicopter into my house!" "It was just the ''one'' helicopter." Immediately, a ''second'' helicopter crashes into her house.
321* ToiletHumour: About half of episode 9 is this, starting with Sanji pooping in some guy's soup and going from there.
322* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Zoro ''really'' likes pancakes.
323* UnusualEuphemism: "Ripping ass" for farting.
324* VaginaDentata: Referenced when Luffy gets shot in episode two.
325-->'''Luffy:''' "That stung like a woman with teeth in her beef portal!"
326* VocalDissonance: The Usopp Pirates sound like grown men despite being children.
327* WhamLine: PlayedForLaughs in Episode "5" after Usopp explains that Kaya's parents [[NoodleIncident were killed by pillows]].
328-->'''Kaya''': ''{burying her face in a pillow}'' [[spoiler:[-"I hope your entire family gets molested."-] ]]
329** Played straight in episode eight:
330--> '''Luffy''': What type of film genre would you put the first ''Man in a Box'' in?
331--> '''Zoro''': I think it's kinda like a [[spoiler:snuff film.]]
332* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Luffy forgot the events of the party in Episode "5" after the helicopter crash.
333** According to Zoro, arguing politics.
334* WhatTheHellHero: Usopp and Luffy eavesdrop on Kuro and Jango going over their plans and determine that they're up to something nefarious. Usopp says that they should "warn everyone", which is followed by Luffy shouting at the two villains, leading Usopp to invoke this trope.
335-->'''Luffy''': (''to Kuro and Jango'') [[NoIndoorVoice YOU GUYS ARE PIRATES]]!
336-->'''Usopp''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. The.]] [[SoundEffectBleep F***?!?]]
337-->'''Luffy:''' What?
338-->'''Usopp''': (''stands up, slaps Luffy on the chest'') What the [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] was that?!
339-->'''Luffy''': What are you talking about?
340-->'''Usopp''': YOU LET THEM KNOW WE'RE HERE!
341-->'''Luffy''': [[ExactWords YOU SAID "WARN EVERYBODY"!]]
342-->'''Usopp''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh my God!]]
343* WhosOnFirst: In episode 3, Zoro asks Luffy what the "D" in his name stands for.
344--> '''Luffy''': [It stands for] "Dee."\
345'''Zoro''': Yeah, what's it stand for?\
346'''Luffy''': "Dee." ''[etc.]''
347* WhoWritesThisCrap: Or maybe just in-universe; it's hard to tell.
348--> (Luffy beats up four guys)\
349'''Luffy''': "Ball four, take yer base!" [[AsideGlance (looks at camera)]] "Dammit, that was terrible!"
350* WhyDontYaJustShootHim: Averted by Nami and Luffy shooting Cabaji and Buggy respectively in episode 4.
351-->''(Luffy and Nami high-five)''
352-->'''Nami:''' Freakin' solid.
353* WritersCannotDoMath: Averted. [[http://i48.tinypic.com/4tx153.jpg The equation]] [[https://twitter.com/VioletEyesWTF/status/261833578374127616 in episode five works]].
354** So this is more a case of "Narrators can't do math", as you need to do a lot more than carry the 3, as the lower voiced narrator points out.
355* ZanyScheme: Django's plan to get Kaya's property; he wants to release around 50 goats onto her lawn. Apparently their irregular grazing patterns will ruin the lawn for generations!
356** As we find out in Episode 7, Miss Kaya's property in this context refers to her [[spoiler:goat butler's ballsack]]. That makes this a rare case of fridge {{Squick}}, when you realize that lawn can be [[spoiler:a euphemism for hair in the crotch region]].
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