| 1 | [[WMG:The story isn't about a dead baby.]] |
| 2 | It's just an advertisement for a pair of baby shoes [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory that people read way too much into.]] |
| 3 | * If that's true, then why did they feel the need to unnecessarily specify the shoes have never been worn? |
| 4 | ** Why not say what kind of condition something you're selling is in? |
| 5 | ** Why not call them "brand new" then? |
| 6 | [[WMG:The baby was born with abnormally large feet.]] |
| 7 | |
| 8 | [[WMG:Alternately, the baby was born without feet at all.]] |
| 9 | |
| 10 | [[WMG:The baby outgrew his shoes before his parents ever had a chance to use them.]] |
| 11 | An all [[TrustMeImAnX too easy mistake]] when [[CrazyPrepared stocking up]] on apparel in advance. |
| 12 | |
| 13 | [[WMG: The parents never actually had a baby]] |
| 14 | They bought baby supplies, but didn't have a baby because they couldn't conceive. |
| 15 | |
| 16 | [[WMG: The parents lied about the baby shoes never being worn]] |
| 17 | And the baby's okay. However, it is pretty dark that they were either poor or greedy enough to resort to that... |
| 18 | |
| 19 | [[WMG: The baby is a JustForFun/TimeLord !]] |
| 20 | Of course, he eventually left off to another place in his TARDIS and accidentally dropped the shoes he got as a souvenir before he could wear them. A man eventually found the shoe and put it for sale in his bargain garage. |
| 21 | |
| 22 | [[WMG: Person who advertises shoes stole them from the couple who were expecting a baby]] |
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