Line #105 WMG/GrandUnifyingGuessesHaruhiSuzumiya


1	[[WMG:What Koizumi was talking about when he mentioned the wars his organization was involved in]]
2	It started out with the cold war from Command and Conquer Red Alert in which Haruhi was dormant until she became Yuriko Omega. When the war ended the agents of Warehouse 13 locked away all of the weird tech and killed Haruhi, but she came back as Maria from Umineko. After the events of Higurashi and Umineko she died again and became the actual Haruhi. Occuring concurrently with the events of MoHS were the events of the Transformers movie, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, James Bond, Warehouse 13, most of the Resident Evil Videogames series, Silent Hill, Jurassic Park, and the X Files. Haruhi eventually finds out about the weird stuff, which causes her to erase everything except the IDSE, Bernkastel, and Lambdadelta, who are able to resist it by existing outside of reality. This rewrite puts in place the first Tiberium War, setting the stage for the second, third, and fourth. Kane got his info and his ability to cheat death from Bernkastel, while Lambdadelta supports GDI in another game between them, the Scrin are agents of a weakened IDSE, and Haruhi lies dormant for now. The Tiberium crystal is controlled and used as the fuel source for Armored Command Units and jump gates that allow colonization of the galaxy after Haruhi mindwipes everyone into forgetting the Scrin invasion. When the Earth Empire falls in the pre Supreme Command Universe Haruhi remakes the Scrin as the Seraphim and sets up The Way, incarnating as successive Aeon princesses. The IDSE creates the Cybrans while Lambdadelta and Bernkastel create the UEF. When black sun is fired Bernkastel betrays Lambadelta and opens a portal for Haruhi's Seraphim, while taking over QAI. Haruhi turns against the Seraphim but cannot destroy them in her current state but she does close the portal.
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4	[[WMG: The following entities are other versions of Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya, and by extension, either Christ (causes happiness) or the Demiurge (causes misery):]]
5	* [[Literature/TheBible Yahweh]]
6	* Chuck Norris
7	* [[WMG/DoctorWho The Doctor]]
8	* [[WMG/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]. Of course!
9	* [[WMG/LuckyStar Konata Izumi]]
10	** And by extension, Creator/AyaHirano.
11	* [[WMG/CalvinAndHobbes Suzie Derkins]] (and, therefore, Marla Singer)
12	** I feel funny. I actually understood that. WMG-points for me, I guess.
13	* Webcomic/{{Minus}} (and, therefore, [[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 Anthony Fremont]])
14	* [[WMG/TheOrderOfTheStick The Snarl]]
15	* [[WMG/TenchiMuyo Sasami Kawai]]
16	** Tenchi, not Sasami. She is host to a lesser, named, Goddess (Tsunami), while Tenchi is getting power from a "connection" to a "higher deity".
17	* [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Phineas or Ferb]]
18	* [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} Mick Foley]] represents another older, male example of Haruhi.
19	** By extension, so is [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender The Boulder]].
20	* Another male example is [[WMG/{{Naruto}} the Fourth Hokage]].
21	* The Anti-Haruhi (and by extension, anti-christ) is [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Mandy.]]
22	* [[{{Series/Firefly}} River Tam]]
23	* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]. Seriously, everything he imagines becomes real eventually. Trogdor, Stinkoman, Senor Cardgage...
24	* [[Literature/TheNeverendingStory The Childlike Empress]]
25	** The Old Man of Wandering Mountain is Kyon.
26	* Brahma the Creator (see below.)
27	* [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Neku.]]
28	** On that note, the Composer.
29	* Morgan Freeman, seeing as he is also God.
30	* [[VideoGame/{{Okami}} Amaterasu]]. Possibly?
31	** She's older than both Christ and Haruhi, so she's most likely a ''older'' version of them.
32	* The [[Franchise/TheLegendofZelda Heroine of Light]]
33	* [[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]. Adrian Sheppard (from ''Opposing Force'') is the Anti-Christ.
34	** By extention, [[Series/{{House}} Gregory House]]
35	* [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Arceus]]
36	* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman]]
37	* Anti-Haruhis include
38	** [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio Brando]]
39	** Enrico Pucci serves as Dio's interface
40	** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Mandy]] is another one
41	** [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Orihime]]; see explanation on WMG below.
42	** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]] is the clinically-depressed self-sacrificial MessianicArchetype to Haruhi's GenkiGirl JerkassGod AlphaBitch.
43	** Either [[Manga/MedakaBox Medaka Kurokami]] is Haruhi and Ajimu Najimi is anti-Haruhi, or vice-versa. Likewise, Zenkichi Hitoyoshi and Hanten Shiranui are their respective Kyons or anti-Kyons.
44	** [[Literature/FunnyBusiness Jeanette Swanson]] is pretty much the opposite of Haruhi in every way.
45	* [[WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated Sari Sumdac]].
46	* [[WesternAnimation/MegasXLR Kiva]] again (see voice actor theory below), she just doesn't know it. Thus, by extension, Haruhi is also a Time Lord (if such hasn't been proven already).
47	* The ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies''' Nanny.
48	* [[WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}} Lillian Hale]]
49	* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress CACAME]], [[MemeticBadass GLORIOUS ELF KING OF THE DWARVES!]]
50	* [[Series/{{Jeopardy}} Ken Jennings]].
51	* [[VisualNovel/{{Shuffle}} Mayumi Thyme]]. "I am not interested in any ordinary fish."
52	* [[Series/MorkAndMindy Mindy McConnell]], after recreating the universe into a 1970s sitcom.
53	* [[Franchise/TouhouProject Yukari Yakumo]] is more or less the ultimate incarnation of Haruhi. Her power can cause EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS LIST to [[{{Retcon}} have never existed]].
54	* Alternatively, some of the above are not Haruhi, but instead are people who had her powers before Sasaki.
55	* [[VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories Rozalin]], after being {{reincarnat\|ion}}ed at [[BagOfSpilling level 1]].
56	* [[VisualNovel/ToHeart2 Karin Sasamori]]. Even [[{{Blackmail}} her methods of getting what she wants]] are identical.
57	* Creator/LittleKuriboh
58	* [[Literature/{{Baccano}} Claire Stanfield]] was the ([[AGodAmI thoroughly aware]]) incarnation of Haruhi. The "three years prior" event in which Haruhi came into her reality warping powers occurs exactly at the time of Claire's "death" (Which doesn't actually happen because Claire knows he can't die -- he just decides he's been Claire long enough and wants to be Haruhi now instead).
59	* [[Series/DoctorWho Rose Tyler]] The creation of Bad Wolf was also possibly the creation of Haruhi, but no one can say for sure.
60	* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]]
61	* [[Manga/DoctorSlump Arale Norimaki]]. C'mon, there's an entire chapter where she tries every club the school has to offer, but declares them all boring. Does that ring any bells?
62	* [[Series/DoctorWho Susan Foreman]]
63	* [[VideoGame/CommandAndConquer Yuriko]]
64	* [[Series/ICarly Carly Shay]]
65	* [[Manga/KOn Ritsu Tainaka]]
66	* [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Stewie Griffin]] [[spoiler:(revealed to be instigator of the Big Bang, at least in ''this'' universe in "The Big Bang Theory")]]
67	* [[Series/{{Community}} Abed Nadir]]
68	* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]. The reason she assumes a darker hue when she's upset is due to the influence of Closed Space.
69	** Celestia and Discord would also fit for the Haruhi title.
70	* [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Maria Renard]]
71	* ComicBook/SquirrelGirl
72	* [[AGodAmI This Troper]]
73	* [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Lucy Pevensie]]
74	* [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Bella Swan]]
75	* [[Series/DoctorWho The TARDIS]]: its explosion literally unmade the universe.
76	* [[Series/DoctorWho Amy Pond]]: she can recreate the Doctor and all those destroyed from the Exploding Tardis through her subconscious.
77	* [[Literature/CthulhuMythos Randolph Carter]]. ''Through the Gates of the Silver Key'' makes this almost explicit.
78	* [[Manga/SchoolLive Yuki Takeya]]. Guess Koizumi was [[FalseReassurance righter than he knew]] when he said Haruhi’s never-before-seen common sense would prevent her from directly perceiving the supernatural...
79	** The rest of the School Life Club is, of course, the SOS Brigade.
80	* WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}}, both his canonical and Platform/GoAnimate incarnations.
81	* Creator/TimTodd.
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83	[[WMG: Haruhi is Chuck Norris]]
84	Haruhi and Chuck Norris have their hands in everything.
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86	[[WMG: Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya has a hand in everything]]
87	The plot of VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne is just an idle daydream in Haruhi's fancy, created and crushed in the blink of an eye as she searches for anything odd or interesting. This in turn means that she is none other than the Great Will itself.
88	* Or, Haruhi is actually a fictional character designed to personify the Pan-Fictional Cabal, who are the REAL manipulators of reality, as detailed in an above theory. Haruhi is just a red herring/mascot.
89	** That is blasphemy! Haruhi's the only one not being controlled by the Cabal.
90	*** Haruhi IS the Cabal.
91	*** But she doesn't know what [[Film/TheDarkKnight the Joker's]] going to do next.
92	*** Long story short, it turns out that [[EpilepticTrees everyone is Jesus in space]].
93	* The Pan-Fictional Cabal are the fourth agency monitoring Haruhi. The reason they don't need to have an agent visible like the other three is that [[Manga/LuckyStar Konata]] is their agent, and she can monitor Haruhi secretly on television.
94	** Then, this means that Konata is the slider and hasn't been recruited into the SOS brigade because she slid out of Haruhi's universe.
95	** Pretty defective agent. She's too lazy to read the light novels, meaning that she's constantly behind. There's gotta be a second one...
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97	[[WMG: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration The Q continuum]] was created by Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya as her ideal being.]]
98	Haruhi's Dimensional Sliders are, in fact, the Q... but Q are also aliens, time travelers, ''and'' espers. At the same time. Aliens, time travelers, and espers like Yuki, Mikuru, and Koizumi were in fact wiped out by the Q in a fit of jealousy, trying to prove their supremacy to Haruhi, who subsequently joined their number and left a wave of chaos in her wake... hence the existence of every other alien race or strange outer space phenomena encountered in Franchise/StarTrek.
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100	[[WMG: The Doctor, and by extent Time Lords, were created by Haruhi as the ideal being(s)]]
101	Time Lords are aliens. Time lords are espers. Time Lords are time travelers. The doctor has been known to slide from time to time. We are obsessed with both time lords and Haruhi here on this wiki. It all adds up!
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103	[[WMG: Haruhi is the heart of that world]]
104	as in ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''. The Celestials that the [=ESPers=] fight are a form of Heartless, as they are called into being by Haruhi's negative emotions, and it's stated that if they are allowed to exist long enough the world will be destroyed. Closed space is akin to the sealed area in Hollow Bastion that required the princesses of heart to open. Kyon is a keyblade bearer, but has not physically manifested his Keyblade yet. The event three years ago was when the world was linked, and the natural barriers around it fell.
105	* Wouldn't that make them Unversed, not Heartless?
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107	[[WMG: The (il)logical conclusion of all the [=WMGs=] is that [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory everyone is]] [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] and Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya on [[Series/DoctorWho Gallifrey]]]]
108	If everyone is everyone else and they are all Haruhi timelords that live in computer simulated Evangelion spinoffs then this has to be true.
109	* Some of them are [[Manga/SoulEater Shi]][[Manga/DeathNote ni]][[Manga/{{Bleach}} ga]][[Series/{{Reaper}} mi]], too.
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111	[[WMG: The entity Bender met duing his time floating in space in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' is an [[WMG/HaruhiSuzumiya Integrated Data Thought Entity]].]]
112	* And so is the one that Nova met when she was Big in ''WesternAnimation/SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperForceGo''.
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114	[[WMG: TV Tropes is an [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya Integrated Data Thought Entity]]]]
115	And so are all ther other wikis.
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117	[[WMG: Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya and [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Orihime Inoue]] are polar opposites, but they are both female {{Reality Warper}}s from Gainaxian universes]]
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119	Haruhi is enthusiastic, is so obsessed with the [[RuleOfCool Awesome]] that she ignores the normal, has made mass from nothing, and puts the RuleOfCool before the Laws of Physics, like Spiral Energy does. Haruhi, therefore, is the equivalent of the world of ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''.
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121	Orihime is emotionally fragile, holds the Powers of God in her hands but acts weak, is only useful when there are others around, and appears to generate AT Fields. Orihime, therfore, is the equivalent of the world of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''.
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123	* Orihime ''isn't'' Shinji. Her cooking proves that.
124	* Haruhi's powers are like Spiral Energy -- offensive, limitless, and running off enthusiasm. Orihime's powers are like AT Fields -- defensive, shield-like, and usually limited to the person's reach. Thus, Haruhi's powers are from ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', and Orihime's powers are from ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''.
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126	[[WMG: Haruhi Suzumiya is a parallel to Shinji Ikari of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'']]
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128	They don't call it ''The'' '''''Melancholy''''' ''of Haruhi Suzumiya'' for nothing.
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130	[[WMG: The universe is ruled by the relationship between [[Fanfic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40k Shinji Ikari]] and Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya]]
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132	They are the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} God-Emperor of Mankind]] and a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lady]] in [[EverybodyIsJesusInPurgatory purgatory]], respectively.
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134	[[WMG: All the characters who are really Time Lords are that way because Haruhi Suzumiya wanted them to be.]]
135	It makes sense given her interest in seeking out aliens and time-travellers... [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Time Lords are both!]]

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