Line #27 UsefulNotes/TheFalklandsWar


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4	->'''"[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire The Empire]] [[Franchise/StarWars Strikes]] [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Back]]"'''
5	-->-- ''Newsweek'' headline (19 April 1982), after declaration of war.
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7	The 1982 war between Argentina and the UK over a bunch of [[UsefulNotes/TheFalklandIslands British-owned islands in the South Atlantic]].
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9	On April, the [[UsefulNotes/NationalReorganizationProcess Argentine military junta]] launched an invasion of the islands it called the Malvinas, thinking that the British military wouldn't be able to respond effectively. UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher dispatched a Royal Navy task force, which arrived in May.
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11	Diplomatic efforts failed, as neither side was willing to back down. It's also possible that war was what both sides truly wanted, since it actually helped both sides politically-speaking. The newest junta and UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher needed to regain their popularity, and [[LetNoCrisisGoToWaste fighting a war helps to boost a leader's popularity (assuming they win, that is).]][[note]]Many believe [[SlaveToPR this requirement for a good image]] was the true reason behind the war.[[/note]] For the Argentine junta, this naturally failed spectacularly with their defeat, and they were toppled the next year.[[note]]It's been noted that if the junta had been willing to wait another year before invading, they likely would've won. There had been massive budget cuts scheduled for the British military in 1982 (cuts which were cancelled because of the war) which would've resulted in significant downsizing of the Royal Navy. Including the scrapping of the old aircraft carrier HMS ''Hermes'' and the sale of the brand-new HMS ''Invincible'' to Australia. Without a meaningful ability to bring air cover with them, Britain would've had little choice but to surrender the Falklands.[[/note]]
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13	The British Task Force retook the islands after an intense land, sea and air battle, which introduced the world to Exocet anti-shipping missiles and saw the Harrier dominate against Argentine Skyhawks. FastRoping also made its debut here.
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15	Resulted in 255 British and 649 Argentine deaths, as well as those of three civilians. The British lost several ships totaling to six ships and one landing craft, including two Type 42 Destroyers, while Argentina lost 9 ships total, including a trawler. The British also lost 11 airplanes and 24 helicopters (totaling to 35) while Argentina lost 75 airplanes and 25 helicopters (totaling to 100). (Keep in mind that the British had at the time modern weaponry, training and material while Argentina used outdated equipment, sent untrained, barely legal and inexperienced conscripts, many still in school, instead of its actually dangerous regulars and used ordnance that sometimes didn't even work.) The most notable Argentine loss was of the cruiser ARA ''General Belgrano'' (which had previously survived the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII attack on Pearl Harbor]][[note]]ARA ''General Belgrano'' was built as the American ''Brooklyn''-class light cruiser USS ''Phoenix''. She was the largest US warship to escape Pearl Harbor during the attack, and served admirably throughout the war, only to be declared surplus in 1946 by a US Navy that had enough ships afloat to make a large artificial continent, but no war to fight with them. Faced with the expensive proposition of scrapping the retired cruiser, the US government sold her to Argentina for a song in 1957.[[/note]]) outside the pre-arranged war-zone to the British nuclear submarine HMS ''Conqueror''. The Argentine Navy played little part in the war after that. In the wake of the conflict, Argentine author Creator/JorgeLuisBorges described it as [[WasItReallyWorthIt "a fight between two bald men over a comb."]]
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18	Notable for being the last armed-conflict in which the United States of America officially declared neutrality, though that neutrality wasn't exactly "neutral" per se. Having been recently gutted by budget cuts, some of the Royal Navy brass were unsure about just how much force they could project into the South Atlantic. Though it turns out that they were able to handle things just fine by themselves, the concern was significant enough for Thatcher to obtain an unofficial agreement with the Reagan Administration that would have Fleet Air Arm Harriers operating from a US Navy aircraft carrier (the United States [[RulesLawyer wouldn't be involved in hostilities]], just making sure the British jets didn't get lost...or run out of ammo) in the event that a British carrier couldn't be made ready in time. The agreement was rendered unnecessary when HMS ''Invincible'' commenced flight operations in the Falklands Theater. There is also a rarely-quoted and [[CloudCuckooLander even-more-rarely-believed]] conspiracy theory claiming that ARA ''General Belgrano'' [[FalseFlagOperation was secretly sunk by the Americans]]. The theory alleges that only the Americans would've known how to sink a ''Brooklyn''-class cruiser so quickly--[[SarcasmMode because seriously, who would've known that blowing her bottom out with a bunch of torpedoes would work so well?]]
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20	Incidentally, the Falklands conflict was technically a ''rematch'' between Britain and Argentina. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_invasions_of_the_River_Plate Britain invaded Argentina]] during UsefulNotes/TheNapoleonicWars when Argentina was still a Spanish colony, part of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viceroyalty_of_the_R%C3%ADo_de_la_Plata Viceroyalty of the Rio de la Plata]], and Spain was allied to France. The invasion was an embarrassing defeat for Britain, particularly since the Spanish colonists (led by the French expatriate [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santiago_de_Liniers,_1st_Count_of_Buenos_Aires Santiago de Liniers]]) fought it off by themselves without any help from Spain. The colonists' irritation at the lack of Spanish aid was one of the reasons for their later revolution.
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22	A useful and comprehensive website about the war can be found [[http://www.naval-history.net/NAVAL1982FALKLANDS.htm here]].
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24	%%!!Tropes as portrayed in fiction:
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26	!!The Falklands War in fiction:
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30	[[folder:Comics]]
31	* ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'' did a plot-arc set on the islands during the war, with the resident penguins offering perplexed comments on the fighting, "You're fighting for rocks? They're such plain... rocks." Opus' mother seemingly perished in the Falklands War. [[spoiler:However, she survived with amnesia and was taken by a cosmetics company.]] (Despite this, Opus was originally from Antarctica, not the Falklands.)
32	* Steve Bell's very left-wing [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers Guardian]] cartoon strip ''ComicStrip/{{If}}'' was born during the Falklands War and still runs today; its first and most enduring plot-arc is of the mutinous sailor Kipling who serves in the War and brings back a Falklands penguin, who returns to London with him and becomes the series' acid commentator on the idiocies and dogmatic lunacies of Thatcher's Britain and a consistently subversive comment on right-wing mentality and government in general.
33	* A story arc in the comic strip ''ComicStrip/{{Doonesbury}}'' featured the characters Duke and Honey attempting to run a charter boat down to the Falklands for people to watch the war.
34	* Billy Butcher of ''ComicBook/TheBoys'' served in the Falklands, and apparently did not come back entirely sane - after his return, he is shown starting fights with strangers, or even his own friends, for absolutely no reason; one of his assaults gets him court-martialled. On the other hand, just how sane he was before he went to war is at best questionable.
35	* The Falklands War plays a role in the first arc of ''[[ComicBook/BatmanGrantMorrison Batman Inc]]'' - the British Government sent a patriotic team there to stop the supervillain Doctor Daedalus. Memories of the war also cause tension between the Hood (who's British) and El Gaucho (Argentinean).
36	* ''ComicBook/{{Crossed}}'':
37	** Jackson fought in the war during his time with the [[ElitesAreMoreGlamorous SBS]]; it was there that he first met his lover and the woman whom he claims created the Crossed virus, Magda. Given his self-admitted insanity, [[spoiler: and the fact that Magda had nothing to do with the virus]] [[UnreliableNarrator it is hard to say how much of what he says is true]] but [[OneManArmy he is genuinely capable and lethal.]]
38	** Harry narrates that he has an ancestor who has fought in near every single British campaign, including his own father who fought at Goose Green and Wireless Ridge.
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41	[[folder:Films]]
42	* Serves as a backdrop for ''Film/ThisIsEngland''. The youthful main character's father died in the war, and frustration with the country's involvement is part of what incites the Skinhead movement. To paraphrase [[AxCrazy Combo]], it was a pointless war against FUCKIN' SHEPHERDS.
43	* Argentine ''Film/IluminadosPorElFuego'' about the musings of a shell-shocked veteran.
44	* The main character of ''Film/UnCuentoChino'' is also a veteran, which explains his abrasive manners and hostility - particularly to anything British.
45	* The 1989 British drama ''Resurrected'', starring David Thewlis. Fun fact: It's an early work of Creator/PaulGreengrass.
46	* Another British drama, 1990's ''Arrivederci Millwall,'' follows a group of British {{Football Hooligans}} as they visit Spain for the 1982 World Cup, in the aftermath of the Falklands War.
47	* Part of ''Film/TheIronLady'' shows the war from Thatcher's point of view.
48	* Film/JamesBond:
49	** The ActionPrologue of ''Film/{{Octopussy}}'' shows Bond on a mission in [[BananaRepublic an ambiguous Latin American nation]] with a [[AnonymousRinger Fidel Castro lookalike as its leader]]. Since the movie was made around the time the war took place, [[EpilepticTrees some fans have speculated that the nation was Argentina and that this was one of Bond's missions in that time]].
50	** Referenced in ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''. Elliot Carver tries writing a headline for [[WarForFunAndProfit the potential British/Chinese armed conflict]], at one point writing "The Empire WILL Strike Back" in homage to the page quote headline.
51	-->'''Carver:''' I rather like the last one. It isn't even mine.
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54	[[folder:Literature]]
55	* A number of Jack Higgins's thrillers after 1982 mention this war, most of all ''Exocet''.
56	* The Falklands War is mentioned and often discussed in the early ''Literature/AdrianMole'' books. Adrian's father panics after hearing the news about the outbreak of war... until Adrian reassures him that the Falklands are located by the shore of South America and not Scotland.
57	* ''The Tin-Pot Foreign General and the Old Iron Woman'' by Creator/RaymondBriggs retells the war as a children's picture book.
58	* ''First Among Equals'' has two of the central characters act as the Defense Minister and Foreign Secretary under Thatcher during the Falklands War.
59	* ''https://www.amazon.com/Fireflies-Port-Stanley-Hywel-Jones/dp/1496169115'' Is an Alt history story where 3 Sherman Fireflies mistakenly get transferred to the Falklands Islands after World War 2.
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62	[[folder:Live Action TV]]
63	* ''The Falklands Play''
64	* ''Tumbledown'' (1988) - A teleplay starring [[Film/TheKingsSpeech Colin Firth]] in one of his first lead roles, portraying [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Lawrence_(British_Army_officer) Robert Lawrence MC]], who survived a sniper shot to the head. The film was controversial due to the portrayal of the government allegedly neglecting Falklands vets.
65	* ''An Ungentlemanly Act'' (1992), filmed on the islands and at Ealing Studios, written and directed by Stuart Urban. Ian Richardson portrayed the 1982 governor Rex Hunt and Bob Peck played Major Mike Norman, the commander of the Royal Marines based at Stanley. The film was closely based on the historical record, and all of the major incidents portrayed were drawn from contemporary accounts by those who took part. It won the 1993 BAFTA TV Award for Best Single Drama.
66	* Mentioned in ''Series/AshesToAshes2008'', where Shaz objects to Ray's cheering the sinking of ''General Belgrano'' pointing out that the Argentine sailors are only conscripts. When ''HMS Sheffield'' is lost later in the episode, Ray points out that they're clearly not all conscripts.
67	* On ''Series/YesMinister'' in the episode "The Bed of Nails", Jim Hacker opines that, if he takes on the traffic problem in Britain, "...if I succeed, this could be my Falkland Islands" -- to which Sir Humphrey replies, "And you could be General Galtieri."
68	* Likewise in ''Series/HouseOfCardsUK''. Prime Minister Urquhart says the same thing when a crisis blows up in Greece. However things don't go according to plan.
69	* In the final episode of ''Series/TheNewStatesman'', Alan B'Stard arranges to have a porn director stage a fake French invasion of the Falklands in order to trigger a war that will a) drive the value of his shares through the roof, b) secure an election victory for his new party, and c) let him declare himself Lord High Protector and effectively take over Britain for life.
70	* The British documentary series ''Line of Fire'' had an episode dedicated to the Battle of Goose Green (complete with bits of battle reenactment).
71	* The British TV documentary film ''Falklands' Most Daring Raid'' tells the story of the crew of an Avro Vulcan bomber (XM607) during [[AirstrikeImpossible Operation Black Buck]].
72	* Walter Blunt of ''Series/BluntTalk'' fought in the war with the British Army, along with his valet Harry, who still calls him 'Major'.
73	* Part of Doctor Rick Dagless, M.D.'s backstory in ''Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace'' is that he served in the Falklands War. Sanchez apparently fought there too, but Lucien Sanchez isn't exactly a traditional English name, which implies a case of WorthyOpponent and DefeatEqualsFriendship.
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77	* The Music/IronMaiden song "Como Estais Amigos" is an somber expression of solidarity with the Argentinian people (Maiden is, of course, British) and discusses the conflict.
78	* The war, as well as the terrible conditions of the UK in the early 1980s, form the backdrop for the Music/PinkFloyd album, ''Music/TheFinalCut''. Several of its songs, like "Southampton Dock" and "The Gunner's Dream", are written from the point of view of the schoolteacher from ''Music/TheWall'', a shellshocked UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo veteran, who watches young soldiers go off to fight in the Falklands for no reason, and expresses dismay that no one has learned from history and that England failed to fulfill the post-war promise to promote peace instead of fighting and bloodshed. "Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert" and "The Fletcher Memorial Home" directly blast both sides of the war and various world leaders in general, condemning Galtieri and Thatcher ([[LongList and Reagan, and Begin, and Brezhnev, and so on]]) as "colonial wasters of life and limb" who make WarForFunAndProfit with an inhuman disregard for people's lives.
79	* The Music/{{Sabaton}} song "Back In Control" is about the war from the perspective of the British military.
80	* The most famous protest song in response to the war, however, is "Shipbuilding", written and first recorded by Music/ElvisCostello, but best known in the version by Robert Wyatt.
81	* Anarcho-punk band Music/{{Crass}} viciously criticised the war with the singles "How Does It Feel to Be the Mother of a Thousand Dead?", "Sheep Farming in the Falklands" and their last album ''Yes Sir, I Will''.
82	* The Music/DefLeppard song "Die Hard the Hunter" is about veterans of the Falkland War returning home and finding it [[ShellShockedVeteran difficult to readjust to civilian life after the fighting]].
83	* The Music/DireStraits song [[Music/LoveOverGold "Industrial Disease"]] features a scene where a protest singer sings a ProtestSong alluding to the war, claiming that it's simply a tool to fuel the Thatcher administration's exploitative interests.
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87	* ''TabletopGame/{{Harpoon}}'' has a entire book for its fourth edition on scenarios related to the war, entitled ''South Atlantic War''.
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90	[[folder:VideoGames]]
91	* Unsurprisingly, various British computer games of the 1980s took their inspiration from the war, including the flight sim ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrier_Attack Harrier Attack!]]'' and the (darkly hilarious) ''VideoGame/{{Frogger}}'' clone ''Yomp'', in which you guide a paratrooper across a dirt road with speeding army trucks ''and then across a minefield''.
92	* ''[[http://www.shrapnelgames.com/ProSIM/TFW/TFW_page.html The Falklands War]]'' from the indie war SimulationGame studio Shrapnel Games. Besides recreating actual missions and battles from the war, it also offers several AlternateHistory takes on various engagements, including greater use of armed vehicles on the islands.
93	* Another upcoming indie war simulation about the Falklands conflict is ''[[http://www.thunder-works.com/ Jet Thunder]]'', a combat flight sim. Besides featuring all planes and engagements flown in the war, it will also have a dynamic singleplayer campaign, where the player's achievements can influence the war into AlternateHistory directions.
94	* ''VideoGame/ProjectReality'', a mod of ''VideoGame/Battlefield2'', has an expansion that focuses on this conflict, with players able to play both the British and Argentine Army factions.
95	* The enviroments (islands with a subarctic climate and overall atmosphere) and the [[TheEighties time frame]] in which ''VideoGame/OperationFlashpoint'' takes place are inspired by various aspects of this war, even though the plot is quite different (a small-scale NATO and Soviet showdown threatening to erupt into WorldWarThree). The game had several Falklands-themed {{Game Mod}}s over the years, directly featuring both militaries and various battles of the war. If you own the Game of the Year edition of ''OFP'', you can grab the Falklands War total conversion [[ftp://ftp.ofpr.info/ofpd/mods/FalklandsMod.rar here]] (mod) and [[ftp://ftp.ofpr.info/ofpd/mods/FLK_Update1-1.rar here]] (update/patch) and run it from a custom mod folder. Sadly, the DevelopmentHell it had gone through prevented its creators from making a proper campaign, so you'll have to play one of the three available missions or make your own in the game's editor. An archived version of the project's website can be seen [[http://web.archive.org/web/20070606111331/http://www.flashpoint1982.co.uk/ here]].
96	** Falklands mods are available for each of the games in the ''VideoGame/{{ARMA}}'' series as well.
97	* The Cold War campaign in the ''Thrones and Patriots'' expansion of ''VideoGame/RiseOfNations'' has the US or Soviet Union (whomever the player picked) become much more involved in the Argentina police action.
98	* The war usually gets a scenario or two's worth of coverage in the modern-era ''VideoGame/SteelPanthers'' games.
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102	* Mentioned in ''Webcomic/AquaRegia'', when Daniel asks if Argentina still has mercenaries, a clerk replies to him that yes, there's still mercenaries, and one of the reasons why they still live on dictatorship and they never stopped being a militarized nation, 70+ years and counting, it's because while Galtieri proposed it, Videla flat out shut him down. Daniel [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] that he can't even imagine his country going to war with "a piece of land". In other words, this was the decisive event that made the story setting possible.
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105	[[folder:Western Animation]]
106	* Referenced in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
107	** In "Burns' Heir", Krusty takes a night off filming his show and sticks on a re-run, figuring that no one will notice. Unfortunately for him, it happens to be the edition that was playing the night the Falklands War was declared, and he interrupted the show to deliver a CharacterFilibuster about it.[[note]]For context, the episode first aired in April of 1994, almost whole twelve years after the conflict had concluded.[[/note]]
108	** In the "Treehouse Of Horror II" segment "Lisa's Nightmare", Lisa uses a wish to bring peace to the world, and the resulting montage includes a conversation between the British and Argentine ambassadors at the UN:
109	--->'''British Ambassador:''' Eh, sorry about the Falklands, old boy.\
110	'''Argentine Ambassador:''' Oh, forget it. We kind of knew they were yours.
111	** An issue of ''The Simpsons'' comic has Mr. Burns remark "Oh, this is almost as fun as that Falklands War I started!"
112	* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}'' the Falklands War is represented as two men trying to shove each other with Argentinean and British flags.
113	* ''[[WesternAnimation/ZambasFantasticTripToTheFalklandIslands La Asombrosa Excursión de Zamba en las Islas Malvinas]]'' ("Samba's Amazing Adventure in the Falkland Islands") features the titular schoolboy traveling back in time to witness the events of 1982. As this is a children's educational cartoon series funded by the Argentine government, the episode includes such factual highlights of the War as the [[BlatantLies bombing of HMS Invincible by a lone Argentine Etendard]] and the [[BlatantLies Gurkha Regiment's defeat in hand-to-hand fighting with Argentine conscripts at the Battle of Mount Longdon.]]
114	** The episode itself is freely available online, a [[GagSub dubiously accurate]] English-language subtitled version is viewable [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g here]].
115	*** Granted, many Argentines worth their salt in Argentine military history and with a reliable source of info knows that said cartoon is also biased here and there.
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