Line #13 UsefulNotes/FranklinPierce


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2	[[caption-width-right:300:The hero of many a well-fought ''[[TheAlcoholic bottle]]''.]]
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4	->''"Frank Perse was rale sot be down to Dover. He was a good deal of a man f'r Dover an' f'r Strafford County; indeed he done very well f'r th' State o' Noo Hampshire; but when ye come t' spread him over t' United States he was a ''l-e-e-tle'' thin."''
5	-->--'''[[HollywoodNewEngland New Hampshire]] farmer''' reminiscing about Pierce, recorded in ''The Yale Review'', 1916.
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7	Franklin Pierce (November 23, 1804 – October 8, 1869) was the fourteenth President of the United States, immediately following UsefulNotes/MillardFillmore and preceding UsefulNotes/JamesBuchanan, serving from [[TheWildWest 1853 to 1857]], and the fourth from the Democratic Party. He was technically the first president born in the 19th century; Millard Fillmore was born in 1800, which is part of the 18th century. He was a Representative and Senator from New Hampshire beforehand, and a brigadier general during the UsefulNotes/MexicanAmericanWar. He pronounced his surname "Purse", though, even at the time, almost everyone else pronounced it as spelled anyway. He's the lesser-known of the two historical namesakes of [[Film/{{MASH}} Benjamin Franklin Pierce]], the other being... [[Creator/BenjaminFranklin well...]]
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9	Nicknamed "Handsome Frank," Pierce won by a very significant margin. Like [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy another young, good-looking president]], Pierce won largely on the appeal that a young president could fix the problems that the older generation could not. It helped that his speedy nomination was [[HistoryRepeats more than a little reminiscent]] of UsefulNotes/JamesKPolk. The Democrats played up this similarity with their campaign slogan: "We Polked you in 1844; we shall [[HaveAGayOldTime Pierce]] you in 1852." The Whig party unintentionally helped him by nominating yet another aging general (Winfield Scott) as their own candidate, seemingly forgetting what had happened the [[UsefulNotes/WilliamHenryHarrison previous]] [[UsefulNotes/ZacharyTaylor two]] times they tried this, and the electorate decided they'd prefer another young, handsome President over an old guy that had a significant chance of dying while in office[[note]](ironically, Scott not only lived through Pierce's term as President, but, despite being 18 years older than Pierce, would predecease him by only three years)[[/note]]. Pierce won an electoral victory so comprehensive that both the major opposition parties, the Whigs and the Free Soil party, totally collapsed in the aftermath of the election. Sadly, it was all downhill from here.
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11	Pierce "affirmed" his oath of office rather than "swore" it, since he placed his hand on a law book instead of a Bible. He also recited the entire oath from memory for his inauguration. His Vice President, William R. King, died forty-five days in office. Pierce had no vice president for the rest of his term, because that's how things rolled back then.
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13	During his presidency, Senator Stephen A. Douglas strong-armed Pierce into signing the Kansas-Nebraska act, effectively nullifying the 1850 Compromise signed by UsefulNotes/MillardFillmore and the Missouri Compromise signed by UsefulNotes/JamesMonroe and reopening the western territories to slavery. Ironically, Douglas believed slavery was a cancer to the Union and preached about the illegality of secession. The Kansas and Nebraska Territories each voted on whether to be a slave or free state, and many Missouri voters illegally snuck into Kansas and voted in favor of slavery. This led to years of fighting between the pro-slavery and anti-slavery factions of the state known as "Bleeding Kansas," which was basically a preview of [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar things to come in just a few years for the rest of the nation]]. Also, just like Polk before him, American ambassadors attempted to buy UsefulNotes/{{Cuba}} from UsefulNotes/{{Spain}} to much controversy, with many believing that it was an attempt to expand slavery. The Gadsden Purchase, which bought the southern parts of UsefulNotes/{{Arizona}} and UsefulNotes/NewMexico from UsefulNotes/{{Mexico}}, experienced similar reactions. Due to the many troubles of his term and his inability to solve any of them, he lost the party's nomination during the 1856 election. Often ranked as one of the worst presidents, and, accordingly, has been forgotten by most of the modern American public.
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15	All nasty evaluations aside, Pierce's signature did bring the last major piece of the current contiguous US into the country. All future territorial acquisitions of the US would either be far-away islands or UsefulNotes/{{Alaska}}.
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17	Mrs. Pierce was very much against her husband's political career, viewing it as sinful, and apparently got him to promise that he'd quit mere moments before he was nominated for the presidency. She spent most of the campaign praying he would lose. The Pierces were involved in a train wreck shortly before the inauguration, in which their only living child, Benny, was brutally decapitated right before his parents' eyes. Mrs. Pierce was convinced God had taken their son so as not to distract her husband during his presidency; the incident made her mentally ill and distant from others for the rest of her life. After writing a letter to the child, she became involved with the just-beginning [[SpookySeance Modern Spiritualist faith]], and experienced connection with him in reassuring dreams. Pierce was a [[TheAlcoholic heavy drinker]] for much of his life, especially after the [[DrowningMySorrows death of his children]]. He was able to quit drinking after he left the White House, and then, after his wife died following a few rocky years, [[BreakTheCutie he relapsed pretty hard]]. You would think people would remember that.
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19	After he left office, he became even more unpopular when he declared his support of the Confederacy, and he had ties to UsefulNotes/JeffersonDavis (who was his Secretary of War). He was a good friend of writer Creator/NathanielHawthorne, and made him America's consul in Liverpool. When Hawthorne's health failed, he took the writer on vacation and unexpectedly ended up witnessing his death. When UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln was shot, Pierce didn't place a flag in front of his home, the symbol of mourning throughout the nation. A mob confronted him at his house over this, which he angrily dispersed by citing his military and civil service, saying he had no need for a public gesture. Pierce died from cirrhosis of the liver in 1869. His will left a large number of unusual requests to many of his friends and family. Pierce was buried next to his wife and children.
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24	!!Appears in the following works:
25	* During the 1852 election, Pierce's good friend Creator/NathanielHawthorne wrote a campaign biography titled ''The Life of Franklin Pierce''. Hawthorne's brother-in-law Horace Mann snarkily called it "[[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory the greatest work of fiction he ever wrote]]".
26	* Creator/BaratsAndBereta portrayed him in a skit, playing up how no one knows who he is.
27	* Creator/StephenKing's novel ''Literature/PetSematary'' mentions a man who was "trader to the Indians, a Frenchman from the north country in the days when Franklin Pierce had been a living President."
28	* In ''iParty with Victorious'', a MadeForTVMovie {{Crossover}} of ''Series/ICarly'' and ''Series/{{Victorious}}'', a joke about the competence of a home-schooled child involved him actually knowing who Pierce was.
29	* In Robert Wuhl's history lesson / stand-up comedy special "Assume the Position 201", he discusses Pierce to demonstrate how America has had worse presidents than UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush.
30	* Website/SFDebris describes ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection'' as "The Franklin Pierce of ''Franchise/StarTrek'' movies."
31	* The Creator/ShirleyTemple film ''{{Film/Dimples}}'', set in 1850 or thereabouts, opens with a sign reading, "Vote for Pierce for President: He'll get us out of the depression by 1852". Apparently, the filmmakers got confused about what year the election took place in because 1852 is before Pierce would even be in office.
32	* Pierce (played by Porter Hall) is a minor character in Creator/PrestonSturges's ''The Great Moment'', a 1944 biopic of pioneering anesthesiologist W.T. Morton.
33	* Pierce also gets a mention as a CreditsGag on the ''Webcomic/PoisonIvyGulch'' credits page as a reminder that he was the fourteenth American president.

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