| 1 | ->'''PM Jim Hacker:''' Don't tell me about the press -- I know exactly who reads the papers. The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by people who think they run the country. The ''Guardian'' is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The ''Times'' is read by people who actually do run the country. The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The ''Financial Times'' is read by [[MegaCorp people who own the country]]. The ''Morning Star'' is read by [[DirtyCommies people who think]] [[PuppetState the country ought to be run by]] [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn another]] [[RedChina country]], and the ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by [[ConspiracyTheorist people who think it is]].\ |
| 2 | '''Sir Humphrey:''' Prime Minister, what about the people who read the ''Sun''?\ |
| 3 | '''Bernard Woolley:''' ''Sun'' readers don't care who runs the country, as long as [[PageThreeStunna she's got big tits]].[[note]]And it was indeed a woman running the country at the time -- UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher.[[/note]] |
| 4 | -->-- '' Series/YesPrimeMinister'' ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M&feature=player_detailpage#t=54s Seen here]]) |
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| 6 | %% One quote per page, thanks. Additional entries can go on the Quotes tab. |
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| 8 | The United Kingdom has a good number of nationally distributed newspapers, each of which targets a specific political or social group (rather than a specific region like in the US [[note]] this difference might not mean much, but it allowed British papers to weather the trend for more specialised information in the late 1990s and 2000s far better than their American counterparts... until the economic crisis and Facebook hit the press by 2008 [[/note]]). The British press is collectively known as "Fleet Street", although this is [[TheArtifact an artifact]] of an era when many newspapers were based along that particular thoroughfare in London, which was nicknamed the "Street of Shame" as a result; most have since gone elsewhere. |
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| 10 | They are typically classified by format: |
| 11 | * '''Broadsheets''' are the traditionally formatted newspapers, generally thought to be the most intelligent and respectable publications. The name has become somewhat of an artifact, as most of them switched to smaller formats in the mid-noughties, the term "quality paper" is used more often for the up-market newspapers these days. |
| 12 | * '''Mid-market tabloids''' might do some serious reporting, but they're more concerned with health, gossip, and crime, although not to the extent of... |
| 13 | * '''Red-tops''', tabloids aimed towards the lower-middle and working classes, generally focusing on sports and sensationalism. So named because most newspaper companies that produce newspapers in this format feature bright red logos on the front cover to catch the attention of potential buyers. |
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| 15 | As with nearly everything in Britain, there's a [[UsefulNotes/ATouchOfClassEthnicityAndReligion class distinction]] in who reads which papers, with the higher classes reading the more respected publications. |
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| 17 | Note that in spite of dealing with a rather different [[UsefulNotes/BritishPoliticalSystem political system]] from the United States, the comment sections of all these newspapers' websites are populated by pretty much the same sort of [[ForumSpeak Online Personas]] as American comment sections. So if you were expecting [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman the British stereotype]] [[StiffUpperLip of restraint and civility]], prepare to be disappointed. |
| 18 | Non-national, regional or smaller town/city newspapers in Britain are covered '''[[LocalAngle here]]'''. |
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| 22 | [[folder:Broadsheets]] |
| 23 | !!''The Daily Telegraph'' |
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| 25 | [[quoteright:320:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/320px-daily_telegraph_svg_4798.png]] |
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| 27 | ->''"To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the ''Telegraph''."'' |
| 28 | -->-- '''John Mortimer''', ''Series/RumpoleOfTheBailey'' |
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| 30 | The ''Daily Telegraph'' is best known for its trenchant support of the Conservative Party, giving it the derisive nickname "[[Magazine/PrivateEye The Daily Torygraph]]". However, it's still known as one of Britain's two newspapers of record by reputation, and its reporting is considered to be quite good regardless of its strong political bent.\ |
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| 32 | It has historically been a heavy journalistic hitter; in 1908, it published an interview in which Kaiser Wilhelm [[IsThisThingStillOn ran his mouth off a bit]], which had a hand in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Telegraph_Affair#Daily_Telegraph_affair bringing down the Chancellor of the German Empire]], and it was also the first paper to report from Poland on the outbreak of UsefulNotes/WorldWarII. These days, though, it seems to be defined by its conservative stance and its unintentionally hilarious [[TheRival rivalry]] with the left-leaning ''Guardian''. Its other nickname, the "Daily Hurleygraph", derives from its odd fascination with Creator/ElizabethHurley (and "fruity girls" in general). Not that they don't make scoops anymore; the paper broke the 2009 MP expenses scandal and a 2016 investigation on tactics used by England footy manager Sam Allardyce, who was then dismissed.\ |
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| 34 | Its strangest episode might be an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Day_Daily_Telegraph_crossword_security_alarm accidental security breach in 1944]], when the solutions to its CrosswordPuzzle started featuring military codewords, including for the Normandy landings. It turned out that the crossword editor, who was also headmaster of a boys' school, had been picking up the words from his students, who had in turn been picking them up from the military base next door. |
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| 36 | !!''The Times'' and ''The Sunday Times'' |
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| 38 | [[quoteright:296:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/the-times-and-the-sunday-times1-2_9902.jpg]] |
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| 40 | ->''"Some people are here to see you: three reporters and a gentleman from ''The Times''."'' |
| 41 | -->-- '''Popular joke''' satirizing the paper's spotless reputation. |
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| 43 | The ''Times'' is the UK's other newspaper of record, and is one of the oldest newspapers in the country, having been founded in 1785[[note]]as the ''Daily Universal Register''; it wouldn't be called the ''Times'' until 1788, but that's still pretty old[[/note]]. It's associated with good reporting, level-headedness, originating the ubiquitous [[UsefulNotes/{{Fonts}} Times New Roman typeface]], cryptic crosswords, and an almost aristocratic courtesy. Its considerable age has made it an institution, as it's covered the [[UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution fall of the Bastille]], the Battle of Trafalgar, and UsefulNotes/TheNapoleonicWars; aside from a blip in 1978-79[[note]]It didn't circulate for a good 11 months due to persistent labour conflicts, and this failure was seen internally as a catastrophe[[/note]], it's covered everything of note since then.\ |
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| 45 | The ''Sunday Times'' is a sister paper, and although they are essentially grouped together and share common ownership, they were founded independently, only coming under common ownership in 1966. In the late 1950s, the ''Sunday Times'' became the first British newspaper to have more than one section, and in 1962 it became the first Sunday paper to introduce a colour magazine. It's a thick broadsheet with several supplements, and has remained so even after the daily edition switched in 2004 to tabloid format (or "compact", as [[InsistentTerminology they prefer to call it]]). It's most famous for its annual "''Sunday Times'' Rich List", a league table of the UK's richest people.\ |
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| 47 | Since 1981, ''The Times'' and ''The Sunday Times'' have been owned by Australian media tycoon UsefulNotes/RupertMurdoch, famous for imposing a conservative editorial line on news outlets he owns, some of which you'll see elsewhere on this page. However, the age and reputation of ''The Times'' means that it's more editorially independent than its less savoury stable-mates and as such doesn't have to toe the Murdoch line, although its natural bent is neutral-to-conservative.\ |
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| 49 | Its most famous reporting is simultaneously one of its biggest scoops and its biggest goofs; it exposed Israel's OpenSecret of a [[UsefulNotes/TheSamsonOption nuclear program]]. Unfortunately, the ''Times'' failed to take good care of their whistle-blower, Israeli scientist Mordechai Vanunu; Mossad caught him in a HoneyTrap, and he was imprisoned in Israel for 18 years. It's the subject of intense debate how much of this was Vanunu's fault and how much was the ''Times''', but the paper considers it an OldShame and has become particularly critical of Israel since then (which just gets it into more trouble). |
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| 51 | !!''The Guardian'' and ''The Observer'' |
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| 53 | [[quoteright:320:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/320px-the_guardian_svg_2784.png]] |
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| 55 | The ''Guardian'' is the UK's biggest centre-left leaning paper (though whether it's more 'centre' than 'left' may depend on where you yourself fall on the spectrum). It started life as the ''Manchester Guardian'' in 1821, only moving to London in 1964, five years after taking "Manchester" out of the title; it's now got a reputation of being particularly London-centric. It's often called the "Grauniad", a result of its former reputation for [[TyopOnTheCover frequent typos]], and its readers, who tend to be (or are at least perceived as being) trendy upmarket metropolitan types, are often called "Guardianistas" (particularly as a derogatory comment on their political leanings, analogous to the American "''New York Times'' liberal"; essentially, a kind of champagne socialism).\ |
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| 57 | This last point in particular can lead to the accusation that, far from being the bastion of progressive values the paper and its readers like to present themselves as, they ''actually'' tend to just take whatever position will best enable them to get away with adopting a tone of condescending self-righteousness towards everyone, and which will allow them to express a form of solidarity with the oppressed masses of the world which doesn't actually inconvenience them in any way. It doesn't seem to support [[UsefulNotes/BritishPoliticalSystem Labour or what is currently the Liberal Democrats]] so much as it opposes the Tories, and tends to be critical of far-left positions, parties, and governments in Latin America and Eastern Europe (though, to be ''totally'' fair, the paper has never claimed to represent far-left political views). It was also notably critical of Jeremy Corbyn's leadership of the Labour Party, in which he adopted a platform notably further-left than Labour had been since at least the 1980s -- though considering that describing Corbyn and his tenure as 'divisive' is putting it mildly, this one again may depend on exactly how passionately you did or did not support him. In recent years, its home UK branch has also come under scrutiny and complaint for promotion of transphobic viewpoints, including [[https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/nov/02/guardian-editorial-response-transgender-rights-uk its own American branch]]. However, it does adopt a pretty consistent anti-monarchist stance, to the point of running a special "republican" portal of the online edition when the Royals are the main story of the day. It also has an infamous reputation for backing political candidates, both inside and outside the UK, who go on to lose in embarassing fashion, and once got into hot water for suggesting that its readers ring up random Americans to tell them not to vote for UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush in 2004.\ |
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| 59 | Politics aside, the paper is unique in that its parent company, the Guardian Media Group, is owned by a trust which exists to ensure its editorial independence, and its actual reporting, op-eds is aside, is considered to be very good. That said, it seems to be willing to pick fights with practically every other major newspaper, from the traditionally conservative ''Daily Telegraph'' to the left-of-centre ''Daily Mirror''. Elsewhere in the paper, it has a very highly regarded crossword, which enthusiasts say might be even better than that of ''The Times''.\ |
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| 61 | It has the lowest circulation of the "big three" newspapers, behind the ''Times'' and the ''Telegraph'', which is likely because it's the only one of the three whose website is not behind a paywall. The paper calls this a commitment to the "free democracy of ideas", while cynics call it giving away all your content for free. That said, its online presence is formidable, third in traffic among British news sites behind only the ''Daily Mail'' and the internationally-venerated [[Creator/TheBBC BBC News]].\ |
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| 63 | Its proudest journalistic moment is its hand in the collapse of the ''News of the World'' (a tabloid described below); they had been plugging away at the scandal for years, and it was they who made the breakthrough by discovering that the ''News of the World'' had hacked a murdered teenager's phone to give her family hope that she might still be alive. If they hadn't been investigating so tirelessly, chances are what the ''News of the World'' had been doing would never have come to light. Even the ''Telegraph'' gave them props.\ |
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| 65 | ''The Observer'' has been the ''Guardian'''s Sunday-only sister paper since 1993; it's the oldest Sunday newspaper in the world, being first published in 1791, and it gives particular focus to arts and culture. Between it, ''Guardian Weekend'', ''The Observer Magazine'', and the ''Observer Food Monthly'', they give the impression of being ObsessedWithFood, albeit in a very London-centric, Islington-dinner-party sort of way (including blatant ProductPlacement for fairly expensive British supermarkets).\ |
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| 67 | Both ''The Guardian'' and ''The Observer'' were the only UK newspapers printed in the Berliner format, having switched from broadsheet in 2005 and 2006 respectively. Both switched to tabloid in January 2018. |
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| 69 | !!The ''Independent'' and the ''i'' |
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| 71 | [[quoteright:320:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/the_independent_logo_svg_8774.png]] |
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| 73 | ->''"It's not like we're ''The Independent''; we can't just stick a headline like "CRUELTY" and a picture of a whale or something underneath it."'' |
| 74 | -->-- '''Adam Kenyon''', ''Series/TheThickOfIt'' |
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| 76 | Founded in 1986, the ''Independent'' is considerably younger than the other broadsheets and was set up to be genuinely independent compared to the other papers. It didn't exactly work out; it stopped print publication entirely in March 2016, although it's still available online.\ |
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| 78 | In earlier years, ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' called it "The Indyscribablyboring", reflecting how much it tried to be balanced on partisan issues. But since then, it's become outspoken too; it just [[TakeAThirdOption took a third option]] and went more or less with the Lib Dems. It's also particularly outspoken on environmental issues, obsessing over them in much the same way the right-wing tabloids cover immigration. Since the switch to an online edition, it has faced accusations of peddling clickbait. It was the first of the "quality" papers to abandon the broadsheet format, becoming a tabloid in 2003.\ |
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| 80 | The real changes began in 2010, when the paper was bought for a single pound by Russian oligarch (and former KGB employee) Alexander Lebedev. It then introduced a "lite" middle-market spin-off called the ''i'', which turned out to be the company's only publication to survive 2016 in print; it was sold to Johnston Press.\ |
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| 82 | Among its contributing writers is Nigel Farage, former head of UKIP, a right-wing party based largely on hardline immigration policy and leaving the European Union altogether. The editors [[http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/editors-letter-in-which-i-defend-giving-mr-farage-a-weekly-column-9027550.html defended]] him against criticism largely by citing its independent stance. However, the paper has since picked up a number of UKIP sympathisers, including among the editorial ranks.\ |
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| 84 | In 2019, the ''i'' was bought out by the ''Daily Mail'' group. Despite the editor's assurances that it wouldn't abandon its previous editorial line in favour of its new owners' preferences, the ''Daily Mail''[='=]s reputation is so dire that no one believed him, and readers started abandoning the paper. Many readers claimed its editorial line ''did'' change (or was always in line with the ''Mail''[='=]s), because the paper's refusal to support the Labour Party (perhaps in an effort to prove its centrism) amounted to support for the right wing in an increasingly polarised British political scene. |
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| 86 | !!The ''Financial Times'' |
| 87 | |
| 88 | ->''"What's big, pink, and hard in the morning? The ''Financial Times'' crossword."'' |
| 89 | -->-- '''Popular joke''' |
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| 91 | The ''Financial Times'' is a business and economics broadsheet. Large chunks of it are mostly incomprehensible to anyone not working in management, and it's such a by-word for "important business stuff" that it [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff sells more copies outside of Britain than within it]] - however, the parts of it that aren't managerial/business jargon are considered to be some of the best reporting around; it most recently played a part in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirecard_scandal the bankruptcy drama surrounding a German financial company]]. It's also known as "the Pink 'Un" because it's printed on pink paper; this started in 1893 as a cost-saving measure, but it now gives the paper an air of distinctiveness (and also makes it harder to photocopy). Even the online version has a pink background. |
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| 93 | !!The ''Catholic Herald'' |
| 94 | |
| 95 | ->''"Eating Turkey at Christmas Is Like Nailing an Egg to the Cross!"'' |
| 96 | -->-- Spoof ''Catholic Herald'' headline by '''[[Series/TheDayToday Chris Morris]]''' |
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| 98 | The ''Catholic Herald'' is a London-based weekly broadsheet serving both the UK and the Republic of Ireland. Although its circulation is fairly small and generally limited to Catholic parishes, it was a reasonably influential paper, becoming a bastion of social conservatism in the British press. Now, practically no one's actually heard of it.\ |
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| 100 | Its editorial line is always that of the Catholic Church. Although there is no direct or official oversight from the Vatican, the paper never contradicts official Catholic doctrine. Outside of that, its editorial stance is best described as "to the right of the ''Daily Mail''". As such, faced with an increasingly secular and socially liberal Britain, it's a relentlessly pessimistic paper.\ |
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| 102 | Politically, it's all over the place; it likes the Conservatives' general right-wing stance, but it also supports Labour's social programs (in keeping with Catholic social teaching). When Conservative PM David Cameron came out in support of gay marriage, its political stance basically became "fuck you all". It publishes a lot of Christian apologism (although relatively little of it is anti-atheist HitlerAteSugar-type screeds), and it also has little patience for "[[FoxNewsLiberal cafeteria Catholics]]". However, it has a much higher standard of reporting than the mid-market tabloids, and it has a series of excellent and informative non-news articles on all sorts of Catholic subjects, from ecumenism to Vatican II to the Saints.\ |
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| 104 | It has a long-running rivalry with the more liberal-leaning Catholic magazine ''The Tablet'', in much the same vein as the ''Telegraph''-''Guardian'' rivalry -- in fact, many Catholic ''Telegraph'' writers are Traditionalists who like the ''Catholic Herald'', whereas many Catholic ''Guardian'' writers are pro-''Tablet'', which should tell you all you need to know. ''Catholic Herald'' readers refer to the ''Tablet'' as "the Bitter Pill". |
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| 106 | !!The ''Yorkshire Post'' |
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| 108 | Based in Leeds, the ''Yorkshire Post'', despite its name and largely regional circulation, considers itself a national newspaper. As such, it tends to report on national and international news stories rather than following the LocalAngle, although it's a very precarious balance. It's one of the country's oldest newspapers, being founded in the 1750s as the ''Leeds Intelligencer''. Its biggest scoop was in the 1930s, when it became the first British paper to break the story of the abdication crisis surrounding [[UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfWindsor King Edward VIII]]. |
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| 110 | !!The ''British Gazette'' |
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| 112 | A short-lived newspaper published during the General Strike of 1926 and edited by UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill. It wasn't just pro-government, it was ''published by the government'' and came into being because most regular newspapers were only available in truncated form (if at all) due to the printers being on strike, meaning the government had to resort to such measures to put its view across. Notable for the masthead, which read: "Please pass on this copy or display it" -- decades before readers of ''Metro'' got into the habit of leaving copies of said paper on train seats for others to pick up and read. The ''Gazette'' ran to only eight editions before the strike collapsed; the last edition had the headline: "General Strike Off". Not to be confused with ''The London Gazette'' which is a sort-of newspaper that is only there to publish anything that requires a "public notice" from the government (new laws passed by parliament, awards, appointments to public offices etc.). |
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| 114 | !!''The Sunday Correspondent'' |
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| 116 | A short-lived Sunday paper (1989-90) aimed at readers of ''The Guardian'' and ''The Independent'' -- which unfortunately put it in direct competition with the latter's Sunday edition which was launched four months after this one got started. Perhaps most notable for "Pass Notes" (a short feature consisting of a briefing on contemporary people and events in the form of a question-and-answer pattern between two unidentified persons, with the questioner usually coming across as somewhat naive) which has since been picked up by ''The Guardian''. |
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| 120 | [[folder:Mid-Market Tabloids]] |
| 121 | !!The ''Daily Mail'' |
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| 123 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/daily_mail_937.png]] |
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| 125 | ->''"WILL PENSIONS CRISIS CAUSED BY GAY MARXIST MUSLIM ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FROM THE ZIONIST-CONTROLLED EU CHEATING ON BENEFITS AND BISEXUAL BLACK TRANSGENDER PAEDOS TAKING OUR JOBS CAUSE HOUSE PRICE CRASH AND CANCER IN MARGINALIZED WHITE CHRISTIAN BLACKSHIRTS?!?"'' |
| 126 | -->-- '''Every single ''Daily Mail'' issue ever''', distilled into a single headline |
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| 128 | [[Music/BlocParty Says the enemy's among us]], [[WaxingLyrical taking our women and taking our jobs]]. The ''Daily Mail'', founded in 1896, is ultra-right-wing, reactionary, eurosceptic, xenophobic, isolationist, often [[MediaScaremongering hysterical]], and notoriously obsessed with immigration, house prices, same-sex marriage, and claimants of state benefits.\ |
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| 130 | It infamously supported fascism [[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Rothermere_-_Hurrah_for_the_Blackshirts.jpg in a big way]] in the 1930s, openly advocating an alliance with UsefulNotes/NaziGermany against the DirtyCommunists, and dismissing reports of mistreatment of German Jews [[https://tompride.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/german-jews-pouring-into-this-country.jpg as exaggerations]]. While it recanted its support for Mosley and Hitler a few years later (predicting that the latter's ''lebensraum'' would trigger UsefulNotes/WorldWarII), the ''Mail'' called Jews seeking refuge in Britain nothing more than economic migrants taking advantage of Britain's lax generosity. It led to the common nickname "the Daily Heil", and it's not too different from its anti-immigrant stance today - some things, it seems, never change.\ |
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| 132 | Curiously, though, prior to 1971, the ''Daily Mail'' was actually taken fairly seriously as a newspaper and was in fact a broadsheet (albeit a somewhat right-wing one); it was even name-checked in "Paperback Writer" by Music/TheBeatles [[note]] "His son is working for the ''Daily Mail'', it's a steady job but he wants to be a [[TitleDrop paperback writer]]"[[/note]]. The change came about because it absorbed the ''Daily Sketch'', a right-wing tabloid which was owned by the same company but which had been experiencing declining sales for many years. Most of the populist and sensationalist elements of today's ''Mail'' actually come from the ''Sketch''. The ''Mail'' had previously absorbed the liberal-leaning ''News Chronicle'' in 1960, with no discernible effect on content.\ |
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| 134 | These days, it presents itself as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI the voice of the "silent (moral) majority"]] or of "the ordinary man on the street", who funnily enough happens to hold the exact same opinions as the ''Mail''. Although it almost always supports the Conservatives, its tone often verges further right into UKIP and BNP territory. It is increasingly noticeable in early 2024, an election year, that its political alignment is shifting from an increasingly weakened Conservative government, in favour of more approving comment and coverage concerning the further-Right-wing Reform Party, the current incarnation of what used to be called UKIP. It also has an Irish edition that is similarly populist in its editorial policy, but doesn't necessarily have to align with the British version, leading to some humorous contradictions.\ |
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| 136 | It has a big website, with more views than even the ''Guardian'''s. It likes to dump its most sensationalist articles there, where they would be read by foreigners who take them seriously because it's a British paper (something on which ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' has [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-easy-ways-to-spot-b.s.-news-story-internet/ called them out]]). It's been known even to lift content from social media websites like Website/{{Reddit}} and Website/YouTube as filler. The website's "[=FeMail=]" section is ostensibly devoted to women's issues, but it's essentially a vehicle for the ''Mail'' to publish smut -- it's full of codewords that sexualise women while still looking nominally progressive, and it even posts naughty pictures, ostensibly for people to be outraged at. Despite this, the ''Mail'' is the only paper in the UK with more female than male readers.\ |
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| 138 | Because of said website, the ''Mail'' also has a good-sized American readership, particularly because of its copious gossip and "in other news" stories (and its manner of bullet-pointing every paragraph of a story to earn Google SEO points). Its American arm was even able to launch a daily syndicated TV show in 2017, hosted by former ''[[Series/TheBachelor Bachelor]]'' Jesse Palmer -- which, due to the UK's impartiality and celebrity privacy laws, cannot legally be shown in its home market.\ |
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| 140 | It has a number of pet obsessions. Cancer might be its biggest; everything has been touted on its front page either to cause cancer or to cure it (and some do both on different days). This led to the nickname "The Daily Hypochondriac" and comedian Russell Howard giving us the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3chJN9DCGg the "Daily Mail Cancer Song"]] (set to [[WeDidntStartTheBillyJoelParodies the usual tune]]). It's also got an unhealthy obsession with homosexuality, largely the work of HeteronormativeCrusader columnist Richard Littlejohn, who has it bad enough for the ''Guardian'' to publish an annual "Littlejohn Audit" keeping track of how many times he mentions gays.\ |
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| 142 | Website/{{Wikipedia}} made a splash by making the ''Mail'' its first [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deprecated_sources deprecated source]], meaning it cannot be used for citations unless the article is about the paper itself, and there's an auto-sweeper that will give you a warning if you ''try'' to link to it. There are only 47 such sources, and although the ''Sun'' and ''News of the World'' are also on that list, so are the likes of Infowars and the ''National Enquirer'', which should tell you the extent of the ''Mail'''s poor reputation. Wikipedia's decision on the ''Mail'' became a landmark for the site, and it also spurred other venues to do similar things (such as Virgin Trains briefly pulling it from its shops). The ''Mail'' responded by posting an article smearing a Wikipedia admin, to barely any effect.\ |
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| 144 | So with the paper's dire reputation, how is it still winning journalistic awards? What is it doing right? It does have interesting historical articles; for this, we can thank respected historian and former war correspondent Sir Max Hastings. It has very good photography, resulting in nice nature and landscape photographs and eye-catching news photography (although it mostly puts this skill to paparazzi photos). Its "coffee break" section isn't bad. Its sports section is decent enough. And... it sells well? [[MoneyDearBoy It sells well]].\ |
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| 146 | !!''The Mail on Sunday'' |
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| 148 | The ''Mail on Sunday'' is the Sunday sister paper to the ''Daily Mail'', founded in 1982. While still staunchly conservative, it's also far less alarmist than the ''Mail'', far more credible, and far less reactionary (in 1983 even endorsing the Social Democrats, a Labour Party splinter group that's a predecessor to the modern Liberal Democrats or to later iterations of Labour under Blair and Starmer). This makes it a paper of choice for conservatives who don't like hysteria. However, its journalists and columnists include staunchly Anglican conservative (and enemy of television) Peter Hitchens, brother of the famous atheist/antitheist Creator/ChristopherHitchens, who regularly bashes the Conservative Party for [[NoTrueScotsman not being right-wing enough]]. |
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| 150 | !!The ''Daily Express'' |
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| 152 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/daily_express_1374.gif]] |
| 153 | |
| 154 | ->''"Well, 'ethical', I don't quite know what the word means, but perhaps you'll explain what the word means -- 'ethical'."'' |
| 155 | -->-- '''Richard Desmond''', ''Express'' owner. [[PoesLaw He really meant that.]] |
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| 157 | The ''Daily Express'', founded in 1900, is known for two things; being previously owned by a former porn baron (hence the nickname "the Daily Sexpress") and its obsession with Princess Diana and her death (hence the nickname "the Di-ly Express" or "the Daily Di").\ |
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| 159 | It started as a pioneer of sorts, being the first British newspaper to have a crossword, and it was also the first to report on gossip and sports to any significant degree. It was also notable for having UsefulNotes/LeonTrotsky write dispatches during his exile from the Soviet Union. But it was also not exactly progressive and had a rather "schizophrenic" attitude to Jews during the 1930s (Neo-Nazis still spout out an ''Express'' headline of the era, "[-JUDEA DECLARES WAR ON GERMANY-]", as a bizarre "proof" that they weren't victims at all[[note]]The headline was its opinion on Jewish organisations' call for a boycott of German goods in response to Hitler's appointment as Chancellor[[/note]]). And since then, it's drifted so far to the right that it's best described as "the ''Daily Mail'' [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs off its medication]]", especially for its demonisation of immigrants to the point of straight-up racism. Its scare-mongering articles about immigration were so racist that they prompted a complaint to the Press Complaints Commission, the newspapers' self-regulatory body -- ''from its own journalists.''\ |
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| 161 | After Princess Diana and immigrants, the Express has a number of other pet obsessions, like extreme weather conditions, house prices going up ''or'' down, anything to do with old people (pensions, medical conditions, ''etc.''), and a mix between MissingWhiteWomanSyndrome and WorstNewsJudgmentEver in the case of the 2007 disappearance of the three-year-old Madeleine [=McCann=] in Portugal. These topics crop up on the front page so often you can [[http://expressbingo.org.uk play bingo with them]].\ |
| 162 | |
| 163 | Its owner between 2000 and 2018, Richard Desmond, ''was'' a porn baron indeed (although [[InsistentTerminology he sues people who call him that]]), and the paper advertised his former channels' programmes (he also owned the mainstream Creator/Channel5 between 2010 and 2016, when he sold it to Creator/{{Viacom}}). Ironically, the paper itself has a very reactionary stance that would oppose pornography in general terms. [[RightHandVsLeftHand This creates something of a contradiction]]. Desmond prefers to avoid bringing up his porn baron status these days - which, naturally, means that the ''Guardian'' and ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' bring it up at every conceivable opportunity. His wife (at least according to '' Private Eye'') appeared to believe in weird conspiracy theories like [=UFOs=] or the dangers of the [[MagicalParticleAccelerator Large Hadron Collider]], which have appeared as stories on the paper's website. Desmond's friendship with the boyfriend of the late Princess might be linked to the paper's obsessive coverage of their deaths - though it continued after his departure. The paper is now owned by Reach, which publishes the ''Daily Mirror''. \ |
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| 165 | Its most tasteless moment was an article attacking the now-adult survivors of the Dunblane massacre, Britain's deadliest school shooting, because they put [[AndThatsTerrible pictures of themselves drinking]] on their Facebook pages, which the journalist in question saw only by pretending to be a teenager and befriending them on the site.\ |
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| 167 | It's also rather provincial in its coverage, reporting on severe British weather phenomena at the expense of other more newsworthy stories, and hating the European Union with a passion (Diana ''died'' over there!), even by the standards of the generally quite Eurosceptic right-wing press. In the [[UsefulNotes/UnitedKingdomGeneralElection2015 2015 General Election]], the ''Express'' was the only paper to endorse the pro-Brexit UKIP outright.[[note]]The ''Mail'' endorsed UKIP in constituencies where they were the primary opposition to Labour as a corollary to a general endorsement of the Conservatives.[[/note]] During a particularly bitter phase post-referendum, the ''Express'' published an editorial opinion column castigating what it labelled as prominently placed Remainers in government and civil service who were seeking to sabotage Brexit from within, advocated they be tried for treason, and for going Against The Will Of The People, and then consigned to the Tower of London to mend their ways, repent, and be re-educated. Yes. The Express actually advocated for concentration camps for political criminals (Remainers). \ |
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| 169 | It's also the longtime home of ''ComicStrip/RupertBear'', with most fans agreeing the strip is better than the rest of the newspaper.\ |
| 170 | |
| 171 | The ''Sunday Express'' (founded in 1918) is rather more nuanced in tone, being similar to the ''Daily Mail''. |
| 172 | |
| 173 | !!The ''Evening Standard'' |
| 174 | |
| 175 | [[quoteright:247:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/evening-standard-logo_1244.jpg]] |
| 176 | |
| 177 | ->''"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENIN' STANNITT!"'' |
| 178 | -->-- '''The war cry of its news-vendors''' |
| 179 | |
| 180 | The ''London Evening Standard'', usually just known as the ''Evening Standard'', is, as the full name implies, London's evening paper (and the only remaining one since 1980 when it took over its long-running rival, the ''Evening News'', although the latter title was briefly revived as a separate newspaper in 1987). It's best known for the distinctive way its sellers used to shout out its title in a single syllable, before it became a freesheet in 2009, although for all intents and purposes it's still considered to be a mid-market paper [[note]] not only for its style and history, but also because the paper is not ''precisely'' free in suburban London [[/note]].\ |
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| 182 | It has something of a reputation for provincialism, particularly regarding its coverage of the UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground; big news stories will be pushed off the front page in favor of the latest on the ongoing Tube strike (a fictional example: "THREATEN TUBE STRIKE -- Aliens Attack Earth"). It's also obsessed with the evils of squatting.\ |
| 183 | |
| 184 | Politically, it's fairly right-wing; it played a key role in the election of UsefulNotes/BorisJohnson as mayor of London (hence its nickname "the Evening Boris"). This is largely because the paper particularly hated then-incumbent Ken Livingstone; he once likened one of their reporters (who was Jewish) to a concentration camp guard, and the whole thing exploded into a big scandal. It also supported Conservative candidate Zac Goldsmith in the 2016 mayoral election, to the point of reproducing his press releases more or less verbatim; here, they were less successful, as Goldsmith lost to Labour's Sadiq Khan.\ |
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| 186 | It's owned by Evgeny Lebedev, who purchased a majority of (''Daily Mail'' parent) Associated Newspapers' stake for a single pound; this only served to make it even more right-wing than before. It also gives Lebedev's TV station London Live priority in its TV listings (ahead of even Creator/TheBBC), in spite of it having, as ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' put it, slightly less viewers than the Yeti.\ |
| 187 | |
| 188 | Its most recent editor is former Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne, an appointment that caused much surprise, not least because Osborne was still an MP (for a constituency outside London) at the time of his appointment. Although a snap general election gave Osborne the opportunity to stand down, his editorship still raises eyebrows because of its needling of UsefulNotes/TheresaMay (who sacked Osborne as Chancellor upon becoming PM) and, in an ironic twist, her successor Boris Johnson. |
| 189 | |
| 190 | !!''The New Day'' (February 29, 2016 - May 6, 2016) |
| 191 | |
| 192 | Trinity Mirror's answer to the ''Mail'', the ''Express'', and the ''i'', the ''New Day'' was launched at a time when the newspaper industry was in dire straits and was aimed at people who don't usually buy newspapers (seriously). Unlike your usual metropolitan paper, it had no editorial page, the information was mostly news briefs, and the sports section was located in the middle pages rather than at the back cover, which was occupied by a weather map. Experts thought it wouldn't last a year. It didn't last ''three months''. |
| 193 | |
| 194 | !!''Today'' (1986-95) |
| 195 | |
| 196 | Just for completeness: ''Today'' was a newspaper which ran for less than a decade (1986-95). It started off as somewhat left-wing -- it printed the original run of Sue Townsend's ''Secret Diary of [[UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher Margaret Hilda Roberts]] Age 13¾'' and had future New Labour spin-doctor Alistair Campbell as political editor. After about a year of that, it was sold to Murdoch and got "Rommel" Montgomery as editor (famous for his work with the ''Mirror''), and it became extremely Thatcherite indeed, to the point it was nicknamed ''Toady''. What it's mostly remembered for, though, is for the fact that it was the UK's first full-colour newspaper, and initially at least it looked terrible; this is because it pioneered computer photo-typesetting and full-colour offset printing ''on equipment which had no facility for colour proofing'', as such a thing had never been done before. Despite this, it was nevertheless streets ahead of all of the other national newspapers which were still using old-fashioned "hot-metal" Linotype machines which did not allow journalists and editors to input copy directly, in addition to which they could only reproduce photographs in black and white. Within a few years, though, they'd all followed ''Today'' and switched to electronic production and colour printing — which broke the print unions' hold on the newspaper industry and led to most of the press moving away from Fleet Street. A few TV history nerds might also recall it as the paper that employed Mattie Storin in the original ''[[Series/HouseOfCardsUK House of Cards]]''. |
| 197 | |
| 198 | !!''First News'' |
| 199 | |
| 200 | ''First News'' is a newspaper for young people of school age. It manages to take a mature and unbiased look at world issues while still being kid-friendly. It has everything a newspaper should have, but adapted for children. |
| 201 | [[/folder]] |
| 202 | |
| 203 | [[folder:Red-Top Tabloids]] |
| 204 | !!''The Sun'' |
| 205 | |
| 206 | [[quoteright:320:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/320px-the_sun_logo_1083.jpg]] |
| 207 | |
| 208 | ->''"Are you a paedo? Are you a paedo? Have a bang on her tits, 16 today! Are you a paedo?"'' |
| 209 | -->-- '''Russell Howard''' on a typical edition |
| 210 | |
| 211 | The ''Sun'' is one of the most infamous papers in Britain. There is a lot to say about it, most of it not very kind. But here's a description of the average ''Sun'' reader by its own former editor, the notorious Kelvin [=MacKenzie=]: |
| 212 | -->"He's the [[UsefulNotes/BritishPubs bloke you see in the pub]], [[GodwinsLaw a right old fascist]], [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain wants to send the wogs back]], [[UsefulNotes/CouncilEstate buy his poxy council house]], [[RedScare he's afraid of the unions]], [[DirtyCommies afraid of the Russians]], [[HeteronormativeCrusader hates the queers and the weirdos]] and [[DrugsAreBad drug dealers]]. He doesn't want to hear about [serious news]." |
| 213 | The list of people who loathe the ''Sun'' basically encompasses everybody not in that description. And in spite of that, the ''Sun'' is the best-selling paper in the British isles and the tenth most popular worldwide.\ |
| 214 | |
| 215 | It's got a very right-wing bent, but it ironically started as the ''Daily Herald'' (originally, for one month, ''The World''), a genuinely pro-Labour broadsheet aimed at "political radicals" and owned by trade unions. After a decline during the post-war period, it was bought by International Publishing Corporation (owners of the left-wing ''Daily Mirror'') and managed to maintain its profile despite dwindling sales (with most readers apparently switching to the ''Mirror''). Then came a market study suggesting an intense demographic shift, and in 1964, it transformed into the ''Sun'', aiming for not just political but also "social radicals" in the middle class. This didn't exactly work out (it lost even more readers than it had as the ''Herald'', and in 1969 it was purchased by UsefulNotes/RupertMurdoch, who turned it into the modern-day tabloid seen today and still maintains a firm grip on it.\ |
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| 217 | It was famous for many years for the PageThreeStunna, a collection of topless women on the third page; although it's not the only tabloid to have done so, it's easily the most famous. It's thus essentially [[SexSells using topless women]] to [[http://www.bloggerheads.com/page_3.asp sell propaganda]]. It quietly stopped in 2015, largely because [[TheInternetIsForPorn the competition for ogling women was overwhelming]], in addition to which it was losing sales among working-class families who didn't want their kids seeing pictures of topless women around the house.\ |
| 218 | |
| 219 | It was also the home of cartoon strips including ''ComicStrip/GeorgeAndLynne'', which also regularly featured topless women in its cartoons. This was dropped in 2010 and now the paper does not run any comic strips. It remains the home of "Dear Deidre", the UK's best known Agony Aunt (with the main problem story being told by way of photos featuring men and women in various states of undress).\ |
| 220 | |
| 221 | Its occasionally-staunch conservatism is expressed in a highly populist manner. It presents itself as standing shoulder-to-shoulder with the common man (albeit often unconvincingly). It openly endorsed Brexit despite being boycotted by readers and advertisers (although its impact on the paper is debatable). But that doesn't mean it's totally aligned with the Conservative Party; in fact, it can be highly critical of the Tories and actually backed Labour in 1997, 2001, and 2005 (even as it spent much of this period attacking said party in its editorials), [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness giving it the impression of being afraid of backing a loser]]. Some believed that Murdoch was also trying to play nice at the time to get British media ownership regulations relaxed. This may also be why the ''Sun'' [[ItsAllAboutMe claimed credit]] for the Tories' surprise victory in the 1992 general election (with the headline "[-IT'S THE ''SUN'' WOT WON IT-]"). Notably, the Tories didn't exactly deny it.\ |
| 222 | |
| 223 | In fact, the paper is known for its creative and inflammatory headlines, including: |
| 224 | * "[-GOTCHA-]", referring to the sinking of the ''General Belgrano'' during UsefulNotes/TheFalklandsWar. (''Magazine/PrivateEye'' lampooned it with a headline of its own: "[-KILL AN ARGIE, WIN A METRO-]", which [=MacKenzie=] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually found quite amusing]]). Just before this, on the dispatch of the taskforce to the Falklands, it unironically ran the headline "[-THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK-]". |
| 225 | * "[-ARE WE BEING RUN BY A GAY MAFIA?-]", which sparked a huge backlash against their homophobia. (As ''Radio/TheNewsQuiz'' snarked, "Do they put a ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'''s head [[Film/TheGodfather in your bed]]?") |
| 226 | * "[-STRAIGHT SEX CANNOT GIVE YOU AIDS-]", considered by one journalism professor as the worst newspaper article in British history, as not only is the headline [[BlatantLies blatantly untrue]], [[JustForFun/TelevisionIsTryingToKillUs but it can also actively endanger readers' lives]].\ |
| 227 | |
| 228 | But one cannot talk about the ''Sun'' without discussing its single most infamous piece of reporting, on the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster Hillsborough disaster of 1989]], a fatal human crush in the crowd at one of the FA Cup Semi-Finals between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest that killed 97 Liverpool supporters. All official reports suggest that it was caused by horrendous crowd control and poor policing, including an assumption that victims trying to escape the crush toward the field were [[FootballHooligans hooligans]] trying to rush the pitch. The ''Sun'', on the other hand, straight-up put the blame on the Liverpool fans, claiming with [[BlatantLies no evidence or justification]] that they caused the crush themselves, attacked ambulance medics, and looted the dead and urinated on corpses. All under the headline "[-THE TRUTH-]".\ |
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| 230 | What followed was such an intense backlash that the ''Sun'', at the time the best-selling paper in UsefulNotes/{{Liverpool}}, to this day cannot be obtained in the city. No-one will sell it, no-one will buy it, no-one can even give it away [[note]]Liverpudlian comedian Alexei Sayle tried, suggesting it could be used as toilet paper -- one man said he'd rather use a rusty poker [[/note]]. Not Liverpool supporters, not people who don't care about football, not fans of Liverpool's bitter local rivals Everton [[note]] admittedly, the two clubs have a very weird relationship -- their stadiums are just blocks away from each other, and many families in Liverpool have fans of both teams, and players for one team often grew up supporting the other, as seen with former Liverpool vice-captain Jamie Carragher; in an extreme case, the Gerrard family actually produced ''players'' for both teams - Anthony Gerrard, who played for Everton's youth teams and reserves, and his far more famous cousin, Steven Gerrard, one of Liverpool's greatest captains. One of the best characterisations of it is based on the latter; it's essentially a family feud, with all the viciousness that implies, but when faced with an outside threat/serious tragedy, both sides will seamlessly pull together. In any event, Everton fans have their own reasons to hate the ''Sun'', especially after a different article in 2017 - an op-ed by [=MacKenzie=] - which compared one of its mixed-race players, Ross Barkley, to a gorilla.[[/note]], nobody.\ |
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| 232 | The Hillsborough reporting is a huge part of the ''Sun''[='=]s character because it shows just how loathsome its editor Kelvin [=MacKenzie=] was. The story was his brainchild; other journalists in the ''Sun'' (especially the sports reporters) could see the response coming, but [=MacKenzie=] was such a newsroom tyrant that no one could talk him down. Not even Rupert Murdoch could fully leash him, as [=MacKenzie=] retracted his apology for the reporting and blamed Murdoch for pressuring him into making it. Even decades later, when the final report on the disaster was issued in 2016 and finally, definitively exposed the ''Sun''[='=]s reporting as a great big lie, [=MacKenzie=] wouldn't back down (and forbade any coverage on the inquiry other than a brief wire report). Liverpool FC responded by formally banning all ''Sun'' journalists from club facilities '''''for ever''''' (Everton did the same shortly thereafter, in response to the 2017 'gorilla' article, also by [=MacKenzie=]).\ |
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| 234 | They even ''doubled down'' in 2019 when the FA approached them about Anfield (Liverpool's then-54,000 capacity stadium) hosting warm-up games for Euro 2020 (before the pandemic caused its postponement), something that could only be done on the condition that journalists from all newspapers be allowed into the ground. The response was broadly summarised as "go fuck yourself" and a restatement of the ban. Normally, this would be a total affront to press freedom and availability in sports, but it went totally unquestioned by the rest of the world - and was even praised in a number of quarters. That's how hated the ''Sun'' is. Over in London, Arsenal has become another of the paper's enemies after the tabloid published a piece implying that a big chunk of its followers were Muslim terrorists after the suspect of a bombing attempt was spotted wearing an Arsenal jersey. Fans called for a ban on the ''Sun'', and while it didn't seem to go anywhere, the paper is still held in contempt by many Gooners.\ |
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| 236 | [[OopNorth Northerners in general]] and Scots have no love lost for the paper or [=MacKenzie=] either, as the paper characterised people living north of East Anglia as "inbred Commie bumpkins" beginning with the Yorkshire miners' strike of 1984, while his post-editorship columns emphasising that about the Scottish (ironically, his grandfather was a Scotsman) [[note]] although considering the contempt Southerners have for "the Scousers", all these acts of betrayal might be summed up in the pursuit of more readers [[/note]].\ |
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| 238 | Curiously, given the ''Sun'''s generally right-wing stance, the Scottish version of the paper is somewhat pro-independence, which may serve as another indicator of Murdoch's inclination towards cosying up to the powers-that-be, which in Scotland means the SNP.\ |
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| 240 | That's a lot to digest for a by-word for nasty journalism, but all you need to know is condensed quite nicely in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=6uWw7kuiCss&feature=endscreen this Billy Bragg song]], "Never Buy the ''Sun''". |
| 241 | |
| 242 | !! The ''Daily Mirror'' |
| 243 | |
| 244 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/daily-mirror-masterhead-logo-8485124532_7914.jpg]] |
| 245 | |
| 246 | ->''"One editor's ego is not worth the life of a British soldier."'' |
| 247 | -->-- '''Spokesman for the Queen's Lancashire Regiment''', during the paper's whatever-the-opposite-to-a-finest-hour-is and sacking of its least-regarded editor. |
| 248 | |
| 249 | The ''Daily Mirror'' is a generally left-wing tabloid, though as a populist paper it can veer to the right on issues like crime. Ironically, it was founded as a conservative stable-mate of the ''Daily Mail'' (to the extent of supporting Oswald Mosley); it turned to its current ideology in the late 1930s under the editorship of Guy Bartholomew. It was a genuinely good investigative newspaper which ran many acclaimed campaigns and perspectives; the great John Pilger was one of its leading lights. And then crooked businessman and financier Robert Maxwell got hold of it in 1984, and the old left-wing spirit was emasculated.\ |
| 250 | |
| 251 | After Maxwell's mysterious death in 1991, the paper passed into the hands of decidedly right-wing editor and publisher David "Rommel" Montgomery, who was already famous for helming the defunct (and slavishly pro-Thatcher) newspaper ''Today'' (A bitter joke among old ''Mirror'' hands goes, "I thought a leader called [[UsefulNotes/BernardLawMontgomery Monty]] was supposed to be on ''our'' side"). Post-Montgomery, the paper has made vague efforts towards claiming back its left-wing credentials, including rehiring Pilger to report on the Iraq War and being the only national paper that supported the Labour Party at the tail-end of UsefulNotes/GordonBrown's premiership.\ |
| 252 | |
| 253 | Its most (in)famous former editor, though, is Piers Morgan, who ran the paper between 1995 and 2004, shifting the paper towards classical liberalism. He was sacked for faking pictures of abuse by British soldiers in Iraq. The vicious coverage led to people spitting on soldiers in the street before the pictures were exposed as false; the military has lost all respect for the ''Mirror'' as a result, but they generally don't think of it as worth attacking [[note]] as the Queen's Lancashire Regiment put it: "This regiment has taken on Louis XIV, Napoleon, the Kaiser, and Hitler. [[ShutUpHannibal I doubt Piers Morgan will detain us long."]] [[/note]] Morgan, meanwhile, became a target of persistent ridicule (''Magazine/PrivateEye'' always calls him some variant of "Piers Moron") and was banished to America to be an anchor on CNN (he has since been booted back to England to work for the ''Mail''). Post-2004, the paper began lurching to the left, but still not to the extent of the "classic" ''Mirror''.\ |
| 254 | |
| 255 | The ''Mirror'' has a long and odd history of enmity with ''Magazine/PrivateEye'', in spite of the latter not taking anybody in the media particularly seriously. This started during Maxwell's ownership, when the ''Mirror'' would devote vast resources to the "battle", suing the magazine and its editor Ian Hislop for £225,000 (about half a million 2013 pounds); Hislop famously snarked about giving [[DeadpanSnarker "a fat cheque to a fat Czech"]] (Maxwell having been born in Czechoslovakia). The ''Mirror'' even called Hislop's vicar asking for "dirt"; the most they could dig up were invented stories about Hislop's alleged "chronic piles" and "weird obsession with tangerines".\ |
| 256 | |
| 257 | It was interestingly founded in 1903 as a "paper for women", and it's trying to rediscover that niche, to the point that generally about half of its content it aimed specifically at women, with the remainder (barring the sports pages) being largely gender-neutral. The exception is Saturday and Monday, which is largely dedicated to football anyway.\ |
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| 259 | It has a very loyal following OopNorth, with a separate Northern edition since 1955. It's pretty much the only national paper you can quietly read in Manchester or Liverpool. After a miners' strike and a football tragedy, the very idea of selling (let alone reading) a Tory paper can lead to some troubles.\ |
| 260 | |
| 261 | Its Sunday edition descends from the ''Sunday Pictorial'' (or the "Pic"), which existed between 1915 and 1964. |
| 262 | |
| 263 | !!The ''Daily Star'' |
| 264 | |
| 265 | [[quoteright:320:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/daily_star_logo_small_8211.jpg]] |
| 266 | |
| 267 | ->''"WILL HOMO MUSLIM BENEFIT SCROUNGERS CAUSE JORDAN TO HAVE BREAST CANCER?!?"'' |
| 268 | -->-- '''Every ''Star'' Headline Ever''' |
| 269 | |
| 270 | The ''Daily Star'' (founded in 1978), like the ''Daily Express'', is a Desmond title. It's got more tits and less news than the ''Sun'', and it's essentially a daily gossip magazine. It admittedly makes things up and [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11467287 has been sued for it before]]. If the ''Express'' is "the ''Mail'' off its meds", for most of its history the ''Star'' has been "the ''Express'''s "special" little brother off its meds" -- it was so racist and homophobic that it's cozied up to the [[ANaziByAnyOtherName far-right, Muslim-baiting]] English Defence League on several occasions. One reporter quit after being instructed to "wrap himself around" a group of women in burqas wearing nothing but his underwear. Interestingly, ever since the Express Group was acquired by Reach plc, the ''Star'' took a more left-wing bent, essentially becoming a more populist version of sister red-top, the ''Daily Mirror''.\ |
| 271 | |
| 272 | In October 2022 the ''Star'' drew international attention when it began a livestream speculating whether embattled Prime Minister UsefulNotes/LizTruss would be able to stay in office longer than a lettuce with a ten day shelf-life. ''[[MedalOfDishonor The lettuce won]]'' when [[EpicFail Truss resigned six days after the stream began]].\ |
| 273 | |
| 274 | It's infamous for its misleading headlines: |
| 275 | * "[-JORDAN IN NEW CANCER SCARE!-] Shock Diagnosis for Kate and Her Family!" was only about the fact that Katie Price's boyfriend uses fake tan, which ''might'' cause cancer. |
| 276 | * "[-TERROR AS PLANE HITS ASH CLOUDS-]" was entirely fictional and illustrated with an image from a documentary.[[note]]This was in relation to the grounding of aeroplanes throughout most of Europe in 2010 following the eruption of the Eyjafjallajökull volcano in Iceland.[[/note]] |
| 277 | * "[-ROYAL BABY ON WAY-]" didn't have anything to do with William and Kate's actual children; it came right after they were married and revealed [[SarcasmMode oh-so-startlingly]] that now that they were married, they ''might'' choose to conceive a child. |
| 278 | * "[-BORING OLD GITS TO WED-]", referring to Prince Charles' engagement to Camilla Parker-Bowles. Funny if you don't care about gossip at all. |
| 279 | * "[-[[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/star-1.jpg PERV SPOOF BOSSES AXE WRESTLING]]-]", right next to a headline ogling [[SheIsAllGrownUp the breasts of singer Charlotte Church]], who was 15 at the time. It proved Creator/ChrisMorris [[InsultBackfire completely right]] in the aftermath of [[PaedoHunt a certain special episode]] of ''Series/BrassEye''. |
| 280 | |
| 281 | !!The ''Daily Sport'' |
| 282 | |
| 283 | ->''"TITS"'' |
| 284 | -->-- The '''''Daily Sport''''' and everything about it distilled into a single word |
| 285 | |
| 286 | The ''Daily Sport'' is pure MaleGaze. It superficially resembles the ''Sun'', ''Mirror'', and ''Star'', but it's basically a British equivalent of the U.S. ''National Enquirer'', albeit if the ''National Enquirer'' had loads of pictures of topless women, in that (in addition to said topless women) it contains [[LuridTalesOfDoom almost nothing that is normally thought of as news]]. It's so downtrodden as a paper that Googling its title gets you the ''Star'''s website instead. And it no longer really exists -- after a single brush with bankruptcy, the daily edition of this, ahem, organ of the press has ceased publication, leaving only the ''Sunday Sport'' and a midweek version remain in circulation.\ |
| 287 | |
| 288 | Its typical fare (squeezed in, with extreme difficulty, around the porn) includes stories of a double-decker bus encased in an Antarctic ice sheet, a UsefulNotes/WorldWarII bomber found on the Moon, a kebab house with an [[ImAHumanitarian unconventional ingredient]], and a half-horse, half-human baby. When an astronomer called them to say that he had a telescope pointed at the moon which couldn't pick up a bomber, the headline the next day was "World War II Bomber on Moon Vanishes!" |
| 289 | |
| 290 | !!The ''News of the World'' |
| 291 | |
| 292 | [[quoteright:331:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/news_of_the_world-logo_7325.jpg]] |
| 293 | |
| 294 | ->''"I looked at it, and then I put it in the waste-paper basket. And then I thought, 'If I leave it there the cook may read it' — so I burned it!"'' |
| 295 | -->-- '''Frederick Greenwood, editor of the ''Pall Mall Gazette'', to George Riddell, owner of the ''News of the World'' in the early twentieth century''' |
| 296 | |
| 297 | The ''News of the World'' was another Murdoch paper, formerly published weekly on Sunday. Founded in 1843, it was usually thought of as the "Sunday ''Sun''", and in terms of content they were almost exactly the same. It was otherwise known as "News of the Screws" or "Screws of the World". It was traditionally the newspaper of choice for wrapping fish and chips (before the practice was stopped as a health hazard).\ |
| 298 | |
| 299 | Its reputation as a scandal-rag long predates it being owned by Murdoch (who purchased it in 1969 following an intense bidding war with Robert Maxwell). Originally aimed at the (then newly-literate) working classes, it was well-known even in Victorian times as a purveyor of titillation, shock and criminal news (and by the latter, we mean coverage of vice prosecutions, including lurid transcripts of police descriptions of alleged brothels, streetwalkers, and "immoral" women). It also has a reputation for sponsoring sporting events, and by 1950 it was reckoned to be the biggest-selling newspaper ''in the world''.\ |
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| 301 | It was notorious for "chequebook journalism", with its reporters often getting discovered attempting to buy stories, typically concerning the private affairs and relationships of politicians, celebrities and high-profile criminals. Before the law was changed to prevent criminals from profiting from their own crimes, the ''Screws'' and other Sunday tabloids (which usually had more money than the dailies) routinely paid for the defence at big murder trials in return for exclusives from the accused, as well as paying key witnesses for interviews. In the mid-twentieth century, the paper's legendary crime reporter Norman Rae got an interview with mass murderer John Reginald Christie ''while he was on the run from the police'' and once managed to get a scoop on a murder ''before the police even knew there had been a murder'' — the perpetrator having covered his tracks so effectively, only to find that he wanted to tell his story before turning himself in.\ |
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| 303 | In the 1960s, the paper ran a series of features about drug use by leading musicians including the Music/RollingStones; it has long been known that the reporters who worked on those features took drugs themselves and by all accounts gave drugs to the subjects of their reporting (not that they needed much encouragement to take drugs, but ''still''). The fact that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were arrested for possession of a small amount of amphetamines and cannabis months later is probably not coincidental and resulted in protests outside the paper's London offices, with even ''The Times'' coming out in support of Jagger with the memorable headline: "Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel?".\ |
| 304 | |
| 305 | In 2000, the paper attracted more controversy with its "name and shame" campaign against suspected paedophiles which resulted in mob attacks against people suspected of being child sex offenders, including one instance where ''a paediatrician'' had her house vandalised, and another where a man was confronted simply because he had a neck brace similar to one a paedophile was wearing when pictured. The campaign was labelled "grossly irresponsible" by the then-chief constable of Gloucestershire.\ |
| 306 | |
| 307 | It was forced to shut down in 2011 when the ''Guardian'' discovered that it had hacked the voicemails of murdered schoolgirl Milly Dowler and deleted messages from her voicemail, giving her family hope that she might still be alive. The fallout from this led to the resignation of several high-ranking officials in the government and the London Metropolitan Police. It also scuttled Rupert Murdoch's bid to acquire the parts of the [[Creator/{{Sky}} [=BSkyB=] network]] he didn't already own and led to a long inquiry and discussion over ethics in tabloid journalism. |
| 308 | |
| 309 | !!The ''People'' |
| 310 | |
| 311 | ->''"I'm sure that the'' People ''will be available for your press releases -- right between Jordan's tits and the kinky sex spread."'' |
| 312 | -->-- '''Piers "Moron" Morgan''', during a heated conflict with Alastair Campbell over perceived anti-Labour bias at the ''Mirror''. |
| 313 | |
| 314 | ''The People'' is a clone of the ''News of the World'', and now a Sunday-only sister to the ''Sunday Mirror''. No one reads it -- or rather, no one ''admits'' to reading it, since there actually ''is'' a ''Sunday Mirror'' which is basically the same but with better brand recognition and less pornographic connotations. Somehow, though, the ''People'' is still going after 130 years. It's notorious for BaitAndSwitch front pages involving celebrities' "lady bits", usually purporting to show a photograph of national celebrities' "downstairs", and an article that winds up having only a tangential relationship to anything. |
| 315 | |
| 316 | !! [[DirtyCommunists Commie]] rags |
| 317 | |
| 318 | The hard left in Britain is notoriously fractious, and as such they have a number of their own newspapers which may or may not still exist: |
| 319 | * The ''Morning Star'' is nominally affiliated with the British Communist Party (well, whichever one still exists); however, it aims for a broader audience than the radical left. It was formerly known as ''The Daily Worker'' and jumped ship from a previous Communist Party right as it collapsed. It's one of the few daily Communist papers, and it's got the highest circulation among them -- which isn't saying much. Ken Livingstone used to prop it up by insisting that City Hall buy multiple copies when he was Mayor of London; when Boris Johnson got elected in 2008 one of his first acts was to put a stop to this, leading to a severe drop in circulation numbers. |
| 320 | * The ''News Line'', the daily paper of the far-Trotskyist Workers' Revolutionary Party, is a unique far-left daily. It's largely considered unreadable because of its impenetrable jargon. Its sports pages are quite good, though; its horse racing coverage is even better than that of most mainstream papers. |
| 321 | * Most far-left papers are weekly rather than daily, and they're usually only sold in the street by supporters of the groups that print them. Examples include the ''Socialist Worker'' (bitter enemies of ''News Line''), ''Militant'', and the ''Worker's Hammer''. |
| 322 | * ''Class War'' is a weekly Anarchist paper with a miniscule circulation. Its only claim to fame is a single headline which quintupled its sales, regarding the birth of Prince William: "[-ANOTHER FUCKING ROYAL PARASITE IS BORN!-]" |
| 323 | [[/folder]] |
| 324 | |
| 325 | |
| 326 | [[folder:Scottish Newspapers]] |
| 327 | |
| 328 | ->''"It's basically a foreign country!"'' |
| 329 | -->-- '''Piers "Moron" Morgan''' |
| 330 | |
| 331 | Most national newspapers also put out a Scottish edition with a few vague attempts at localisation. This is influenced by the fact that political "left and right" are a bit different in Scotland than in the rest of the UK, particularly England; a centrist in London terms would be seen as rather right-wing in Scotland. This means that while the ''Sun'' is solidly right-wing in the rest of the UK, its Scottish edition maintains an uncomfortable neutrality, even going as far as backing the SNP rather than the Tories in the 2015 election -- local opinion (and its effect on sales) winning out over the influence of UsefulNotes/RupertMurdoch (although he may well be influenced by sales and a desire not to alienate any more of the UK given what happened in Liverpool).\ |
| 332 | |
| 333 | That said, there are also a few specifically Scottish titles: |
| 334 | |
| 335 | * '''''The Herald''''', formerly ''The Glasgow Herald'', is a centre-left broadsheet. It historically supported Labour, although it was anti-war in Iraq. Its Sunday edition is called ''The Sunday Herald'', and it's strongly in favour of Scottish independence (by contrast, ''The Herald'' itself is against it). |
| 336 | * '''''The Scotsman''''', published in Edinburgh, is a slightly right-leaning paper, by which we mean that they don't really distinguish between Lib Dems and New Labour in general terms. It's a broadsheet in terms of content, but published at tabloid size. The Sunday edition is called ''Scotland on Sunday''. It came out against Scottish independence. |
| 337 | * '''''The Daily Record''''' is a Scottish tabloid, published in Glasgow. It's also known as "the Daily Weegie", "The Daily Rangers", and "The Daily Retard". It supports Labour and takes a leftist stance on economic issues, but it tends to be conservative on social issues (it vocally supported a campaign to retain the anti-gay Section 28 legislation), and it's fiercely anti-nationalist. It's the second best-selling paper in Scotland (beaten by only the ''Sun''). It was previously owned by the Mirror Group, when it was basically just the Scottish edition of the ''Daily Mirror'', but it is now independently owned. A cut-down version is sold in Aberdeen, Dundee, Edinburgh, and Glasgow, with a small amount of region-specific exclusive content in each edition. The Sunday edition is ''The Sunday Mail'', which is the best-selling Sunday paper in Scotland and has an even more leftist bent, in 2019 being the first British newspaper to officially support the Green Party. |
| 338 | * '''''The Press & Journal''''' is published in Aberdeen and only available in the North-East of Scotland. It's known in its area as the "P&J". It's [[LocalAngle incredibly parochial]]; the rumour goes that the sinking of the Titanic was reported as "North-East Man Lost at Sea". It's independently owned and published; it's right-leaning, but it does not openly support the Conservative Party. Infamously supported UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump's controversial Aberdeen golf course, to the point of calling councillors who voted against it "traitors"; ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' has observed the interesting coincidence that the editor's wife was Trump's vice president in charge of the development. |
| 339 | * '''''The Sunday Post''''' is Tartan, Heather, and Shortbread in Sunday newspaper form. It's published in Dundee and home to iconic Scottish comic strips ''ComicStrip/TheBroons'' and ''ComicStrip/OorWullie''; no surprise then that it's published by D.C. Thomson, better known for comics such as ''ComicBook/TheBeano'' and ''ComicBook/TheDandy''. It has no daily edition, because no one could take that level of "[[UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}} Bonnie Scotland]]" sentiment on a daily basis. |
| 340 | * '''''The National''''' is a more recent newspaper, established in late 2014 as a pro-independence newspaper. It began as a sister paper to the ''Herald'' and ''Sunday Herald'', and was quite clearly modelled after the latter in terms of both presentation and editorial stance. Since taking on a life of its own, it has adopted a seemingly paradoxical combination of left-wing idealism and the kind of "us and them" nationalism espoused by the more right-wing publications. In line with most things in post-referendum Scotland, the response has been ... mixed, if Scottish social media is anything to go by. It's drawn some controversy over the fact that it presents itself as a pro-independence perspective rather than an unbiased source of news, which has led ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' to dismiss it as an "SNP fanzine". Other notable quirks include its mocking front pages (often involving Photoshop of varying quality, eventually dropped in favour of a more mainstream tabloid style), its columnists' tendency to dabble in MeaninglessMeaningfulWords, a curious preoccupation with the mysterious death of Willie [=MacRae=], and its pursuit of what can only be described as a minor vendetta against television presenter and archaeologist Neil Oliver[[note]]While Oliver has done some genuinely questionable things (such as defending controversial historian David Starkey and joining GB News), ''The National'''s description of him as an "SNP-hating historian" suggests that their grievances are more petty in nature[[/note]]. It has a couple of nicknames -- "The Notional" and "The Nat Onal", the latter on account of its LuckyCharmsTitle. |
| 341 | [[/folder]] |
| 342 | |
| 343 | [[folder:Northern Ireland]] |
| 344 | |
| 345 | Most English papers sell specific Irish editions in Northern Ireland and in the Republic of Ireland. These range from near-identical to the English versions (the ''Irish Sun'') to substantially different (the ''Irish Daily Star'', which is much less interested in celebrities and cares a lot more about Irish politics). If you want a detailed look at Irish newspapers, most of which are based in the Republic but are available in the North, see UsefulNotes/IrishNewspapers. However, some papers you'll find mainly in Northern Ireland: |
| 346 | |
| 347 | * '''''The Belfast Telegraph''''' is a conservative and moderate Unionist daily broadsheet published in Belfast. It's currently the best-selling Northern Ireland-based newspaper. |
| 348 | * '''''The Irish News''''' is published in Belfast and available across Ireland, though it is only a major player in the North. It's a moderate Nationalist compact. |
| 349 | * '''''The News Letter''''', an ancient Belfast-based tabloid, has been published since 1737, making it the longest surviving English-language daily in the world. It's staunchly Unionist in politics, though apparently it was once Republican in its distant past. |
| 350 | * '''''The Impartial Reporter''''', based mainly around Fermanagh and Enniskillen, tries its hardest to stay out of politics, and a brief look at [[UsefulNotes/TheTroubles Northern Irish politics]] will tell you why and give you the reason for the name. In spite of this, it's viewed in some circles as the local Protestant/Unionist newspaper; a second newspaper in the area, ''The Fermanagh Herald'', is more geared towards Catholic/Nationalist readers. This duopoly in local press according to where you stand on UsefulNotes/TheIrishQuestion is mirrored in other cities and towns in Northern Ireland. Its second-largest city has weekly papers ''The Derry Journal'' and ''The Londonderry Sentinel'' -- have a guess which community each paper targets. |
| 351 | [[/folder]] |
| 352 | |
| 353 | [[folder:Wales]] |
| 354 | * Wales has no national papers as such. The large towns have their local papers, such as the ''Wrexham Evening Leader'', and there are papers serving wider regions, such as the ''North Wales Daily Post'', the ''Western Mail'' or the ''South Wales Argus'', but that's about it. |
| 355 | * Welsh-language publications exist, but after the passing of ''Y Cymro'' in 2017 and the collapse of plans for a national newspaper ''Y Byd'' due to lack of funding, the market now depends on local community newspapers, or else weekly or monthly political/social commentary magazines such as ''Golwg'' or ''Y Faner Newydd''. |
| 356 | [[/folder]] |
| 357 | |
| 358 | [[folder:Freesheets]] |
| 359 | |
| 360 | Freesheets are tabloid-sized newspapers available for free at railway stations and from street vendors -- or from the seats of trains, which is where they usually end up. Letters to the ''Metro'' have on occasion encouraged people to do this and complained about train staff removing the papers. On the Manchester trams, there are notices encouraging people to leave the ''Metro'' on the seat. Conversely, on Manchester area trains and UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground there are posters warning that doing so is littering. |
| 361 | |
| 362 | * '''''Metro''''' is the biggest such paper and has multiple local editions. It has no comment section and expresses no real political views -- aside from a vaguely pro-EU stance, which is ironic considering it's part of the ''Daily Mail'' conglomerate. Amusingly, it [[HilarityEnsues once confused a Saudi Royal with an international terrorist.]] Most of its content is an obsession with ''Series/TheXFactor'', reality TV and pop music. For many years people read it [[JustHereForGodzilla only because]] it printed ''ComicStrip/{{Nemi}}'' and a weekly column by comedian Creator/RichardHerring, but ''Metro'' dropped all of that in 2015 as a cost-cutting measure and pretty much became a straight daily gossip magazine (with token pages for local news and sports) -- which actually got them ''more'' readers, so much so that just two years later, it had even outstripped the ''Sun'' as the most-read paper in London [[note]] but it's uncertain how much of this was due to interest in ''Metro'', which is free, and how much was just Londoners' increasing dislike of the ''Sun''[[/note]]. The "Rush Hour Crush" section, in which readers write in about people they've seen on the Tube who they fancy, is a popular ongoing feature at the bottom of the letters page. |
| 363 | * '''''thelondonpaper''''', now defunct, was owned by UsefulNotes/RupertMurdoch, but unlike his other papers, it was strongly socially liberal, with regular gay columnists, both male and female. It also frequently [[PageThreeStunna put a picture of a scantily-clad woman in its "pictures of the day" section on page 2]]. |
| 364 | * '''''London Lite''''', Associated Newspapers-owned (and previously a lite version of the ''Standard''), now defunct. |
| 365 | * '''''City AM''''' is a business paper, with a supplement on sports betting. |
| 366 | * For several days of the week the ''[[LocalAngle Manchester Evening News]]'', nominally a local mainstream newspaper, is sold a freesheet; the "evening" designation is misleading, as the first edition is out before noon. |
| 367 | [[/folder]] |
| 368 | |
| 369 | [[folder:News and Political Magazines]] |
| 370 | * '''''Magazine/TheEconomist''''' is a weekly magazine (although it calls itself a "newspaper") owned by the Economist Group. It's mostly known in the U.S. as that magazine whose name you throw around if you want to sound smart, whether or not you actually read it. It covers foreign affairs and economic matters from a classical liberal perspective (as opposed to an American liberal one). In the British media, it is usually considered to be economically quite hard-right-wing but socially libertarian, placing it more or less halfway between the leftmost of the Thatcherite Tories and the rightmost of the Lib Dems (in the U.S. it tends to fall somewhere in the middle of the spectrum). It got its dream government in the Tory-Lib Dem coalition, which it frequently praised, before going sour on it as it became a DysfunctionJunction. In terms of international news, it's much more interested in maintaining the classic Bretton-Woods post-war order, including institutions like the UN, the WHO, NATO, and the EU, while acknowledging a need for flexibility given changing circumstances. More recently, its economic coverage has tended more leftwards, bringing it closer to the centre, advising more government involvement in light of problems like the Covid-19 pandemic. Basically, if its founding principle is classical liberalism, its current guiding one is pragmatism. The tone of the writing is usually fairly serious, but the opinion pieces tend to have a dryly sarcastic bent - while the ''Daily Star'' was the paper that did the lettuce live stream of Liv Truss' premiership, it did so in response to ''The Economist'' witheringly remarking on how Truss had controlled her government for approximately seven days, saying, "that is the lifespan of a lettuce." The news magazine is mostly a loss-leader for the very expensive, specialised, and high-quality business information and economic analysis provided by other bits of the Economist Group. |
| 371 | * '''''Magazine/TheSpectator''''' is a right-wing weekly news magazine, which dates back to the nineteenth century (although it sometimes naughtily claims descent from [[Magazine/TheSpectator a famous unconnected early magazine of the same title from the eighteenth century]]). It's now owned by the Telegraph Group. It's generally open to all strains of right-wing thought, from the libertarian to the neo-conservative to the old-school up-the-aristocracy, and editing the magazine gets you a lot of cred in the Conservative Party (former editors include Nigel Lawson, who subsequently went on to become Chancellor of the Exchequer under UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher, and UsefulNotes/BorisJohnson). It likes to criticize [[PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil political correctness]]. It is perhaps the last holdout of the [[GrumpyOldMan "old fogey"]] who hates modern music (especially this scruffy rock 'n' roll thing) and these awful films. It has weekly features on classical music, opera, theatre, and poetry, contrasted with minimal token coverage of everything else. That said, they also have more liberal contributors like Nick Cohen in the mix, and [[Theatre/JefferyBernardIsUnwell Jeffrey Bernard]] wrote the "Low Life" column (when sober enough to do so) for many years. It also has American and Australian editions. |
| 372 | * '''''Standpoint''''' is a monthly politics magazine which is much closer to U.S. Republicanism than any native British ideology, full of stories pointing out how Western civilisation is in danger from the Muslims and their multicultural socialist friends. Opponents contend that it sells sod-all and exists merely as an attempt to persuade Americans with those politics that they have a serious constituency in the UK. But like the ''Spec'', it does print notable leftist Nick Cohen. |
| 373 | * The '''''New Statesman''''' is the left-wing weekly news magazine, popularly known as "the Staggers" because of its perpetual financial precariousness. It lost a lot of prestige thanks to a period when it was owned by a slightly corrupt government minister and became slavishly [[UsefulNotes/TonyBlair Blairite]]. It now seems slightly confused and looking for a role. Not to be confused with [[Series/TheNewStatesman the TV series]] starring Creator/RikMayall. Notable for having Creator/HunterDavies as its football columnist, which is unusual in that not many people would think of the ''Staggers'' as being the sort of mag that would be interested enough in football to employ a columnist to write about it every week. |
| 374 | * '''''The Week''''' (tagline: "All you need to know about everything that matters") is a weekly digest of the week's big news stories, with a somewhat centrist, middle-market, middle-brow viewpoint; summaries of news events invariably quote from pundits or publications of different persuasions to ensure a balanced outlook. It's the news and politics magazine for people who aren't particularly interested in that sort of thing but think they should be making an effort to keep up with what's going on in the world. |
| 375 | * '''''The Big Issue''''' is a weekly magazine which contains articles about social issues. Notably, it specifically exists as a means for homeless people to make a legitimate income; it is only sold in the street by homeless vendors and can't be bought in shops. |
| 376 | * '''''Prospect''''' is a monthly politics magazine with a general establishment-left (although surprisingly anti-immigration at times) and pro-European tendency. |
| 377 | * '''''Spiked''''' was created out of the wreckage of ''Living Marxism'' magazine after they falsely accused ITN of inventing Serbian death camps during the Bosnian War. It began as a broadly left-wing but anti-state magazine, but now it seems to get a kick out of saying the opposite of everyone else and essentially dressing up hard-right libertarianism as "revolutionary defeatism" and "anti-state Marxism". Many have said that it has no ideology beyond contrarianism, to the point where it endorsed people's "right to view" child pornography during the paedo-panic in the 1990s then reversed course in the 2000s to take a very conservative line on sexual matters, campaigning against gay marriage and the existence of transgender people (they're all just mad, apparently). |
| 378 | * '''''New Internationalist''''' is an alternative magazine based in Oxford with a circulation of 75,000, though with a larger presence online. Since its founding in 1973, it has stayed the course in its focus on promoting global justice and activism. It is also in ways a product of its time (and staff), with a particularly libertarian-socialist and fervently environmentalist slant in its reporting. |
| 379 | * '''''The European''''' was launched by Robert Maxwell in 1990 as a Europe-wide publication aimed at promoting feelings of pan-European unity in the wake of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Following Maxwell's death, it was taken over by the Barclay brothers (who would later become the owners of the ''Daily Telegraph'') and eventually transformed into a high-end tabloid aimed at the business community. It folded in 1998. |
| 380 | * Taking inspiration from that last one, '''''The New European''''', launched shortly after Britain voted to leave the European Union, is the aimed at the so-called "48%" of people who voted to stay. It is similar in editorial slant to the ''Guardian'' or the ''New Statesman'', and as its name would suggest, it is very heavily focused on opposing Brexit. When it does talk about other issues, it tends to take a centre-left line, with a tinge of nostalgia for Tony Blair's government and a taste for pro-Remain front-page headlines that can look superficially similar to the pro-independence front pages of the ''National''. Its most prominent contributor is Alistair Campbell, former aide to Blair and inspiration for Malcolm Tucker from ''Series/TheThickOfIt''. |
| 381 | * '''''Tribune''''' was launched in 1937 to defend an anti-fascist United Front between the Labour Party and parties to the left of it. It later became a "democratic socialist" newspaper (and later a magazine) which supported the left-wing of Labour (except for a brief period in the 1980s and early 1990s when it advocated for the so-called "soft left", roughly, the middle of the Labour Party) and was critical of UsefulNotes/TonyBlair. From the 1960s it went into financial difficulties because it did not represent the new generation of leftists, and it would never make it out; it came close to disappearance in 1988 and 2002, and in 2018 it was bought by the American ''[[UsefulNotes/AmericanNewspapers Jacobin]]'' magazine and is now "British ''Jacobin''" in all but name (even sharing the same publisher, Bhaskar Sunkara). |
| 382 | * '''''The Illustrated London News''''' was the world's first [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin illustrated news magazine]] which ran from 1842 to 2003. This and other similar magazines, which were published weekly, were popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries but declined thereafter. By the 1970s, this one had switched to being a monthly publication, and by the time of its eventual demise it was being printed just twice a year. These days, it's perhaps best known for its portrayals in fiction, notably its reporting on Phileas Fogg's travels in ''Literature/AroundTheWorldInEightyDays'' and for Mr. Bridger's surprised reaction on being given a copy of it in ''[[Film/TheItalianJob1969 The Italian Job]]''. |
| 383 | * '''''Magazine/{{Punch}}''''' was a weekly magazine of humour and satire established in 1841. Historically, it was most influential in the 1840s and 1850s, when it helped to coin the term "cartoon" in its modern sense of a humorous illustration. ''Punch'' gave several phrases to the English language, including the name of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crystal_Palace Crystal Palace]] and "curate's egg" as a means of describing something that's partly good and partly bad [[note]] this was first seen in an 1895 cartoon by George du Maurier, grandfather of [[Creator/DaphneDuMaurier Daphne]] [[/note]], and also serialised humorous works like ''Literature/TheDiaryOfANobody'' and ''Literature/TenSixtySixAndAllThat''. After the 1940s, when its circulation peaked, it went into a long decline, closing in 1992. It was revived in 1996 by the businessman Mohamed Fayed as a means of attacking ''Private Eye'' (see below) which had published many items that were critical of him, but it closed again in 2002. |
| 384 | |
| 385 | But perhaps the most famous magazine is... |
| 386 | !!''Magazine/PrivateEye'' |
| 387 | |
| 388 | ''Private Eye'' is a fortnightly satirical magazine edited by Ian Hislop of ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' fame. Its investigative journalism is better than that of most of the proper papers, with the twin results of breaking many scandals earlier than anyone else, and being the subject of countless libel suits -- Hislop frequently publishes the letters threatening legal action, and he occasionally describes himself as "the most-sued man in British legal history". It's also responsible for many of the nicknames for the other papers you see here. As a self-appointed watchdog and frequent commenter on the rest of the British press and the tropes they use, it's no wonder you see them cited on Website/ThisVeryWiki more than any of the real papers.\ |
| 389 | |
| 390 | Founded in 1961 and purchased by Creator/PeterCook a year later, the ''Eye'' lives in a legal grey area; it uses its journalists' anonymity and its status as a "not-quite-proper" news magazine to subtly hint at stories it doesn't have enough information on to print outright without getting sued. It does this partly to spook the subject into doing something stupid or to get more informants. It's also got an incredible collection of in-jokes, many of them being euphemisms for things they can't mention outright without the risk of a lawsuit (''e.g.'' "tired and emotional" for "drunk", because "drunk" would imply that you've seen an official document with the subject's blood alcohol content [[note]] this euphemism actually dates back as far as the 1930s, although it was popularised by the ''Eye'' in the 1960s when the magazine used it in relation to George Brown, a minister in the [[UsefulNotes/HaroldWilson Wilson government]] who had a reputation for heavy drinking [[/note]]). It's also got a number of joke pages with meta-euphemisms (such as the number 94), but political insiders claim that the ''Eye'' often has as much news in its joke pages as in its news ones, if you're in the know.\ |
| 391 | |
| 392 | If you know French newspapers, it's basically a longer equivalent to ''Le Canard Enchaîné''. Americans should think of the joke pages as similar to ''Website/TheOnion'' and the news pages as a print version of ''Series/TheDailyShowWithJonStewart'' and its progeny (particularly the hard-investigative-journalism-as-done-by-comedians aspects of ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'' and ''Series/FullFrontalWithSamanthaBee''), especially for its reputation for calling out the rest of the media for being stupid.\ |
| 393 | |
| 394 | It naturally can't avoid having its own political opinions, and it has a somewhat split political personality. The news pages tend to be quite left of centre -- it even co-sponsors an investigate journalism prize with the ''Guardian'' -- but it doesn't hesitate to attack the Labour Party itself (thanks to old conflicts between Hislop and the party). The cultural coverage, meanwhile, leans toward "all modern art is a con trick and all pop culture is trash" conservatism. It has a particular dislike for the American government and particularly criticizes it for its actions in Guantanamo and the Chagos Islands [[note]] Hislop memorably summed up US politics on ''Have I Got News For You'' thusly: "Well, you have the Democrats, who are right wing; the Republican Party, who are ''very'' right wing; and the Tea Party, who are mad." [[/note]], but it will jump even harder on the British government for doing anything remotely similar. It dislikes both the [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Royal Family]] [[note]] one notable early headline read "[-WINDSOR WOMAN IN MASSIVE £420,000 POOLS WIN-]" after an increase on the Civil List -- that one got the magazine its first lawsuit[[/note]] and Scottish nationalism. It's simultaneously Eurosceptic and anti-Brexit, although some political commentators would claim this is not a contradiction, but actually a very typical British political stance if one considers that the ''Guardian'' and the ''Mirror'' hold similar opinions -- the EU has its problems and should be criticised, but that doesn't mean the UK should actually ''leave'' it. If one accepts this consistency, this makes its anti-Brexit stance its only genuine political leaning. Basically, it's an ultra-contrarian magazine more than anything else. |
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| 396 | |
| 397 | There you go, then. This is why so many Brits just get their news from [[Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou topical]] [[Series/MockTheWeek quiz]] [[Radio/TheNewsQuiz shows]] instead. |
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