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4From the company that brought you the TropeCo/GreenHillZone™ and TropeCo/CrystalLandscape™, TropeCo/TropeCo® brings you the ShiftingSandLand!
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6Our chief WorldBuilding architects [[BuildLikeAnEgyptian use the same techniques as the Egyptians]] and Babylonians to create a new, hot, egg-frying land perfect for platforming. Using our SortingAlgorithmOfThreateningGeography, we have scientifically designed each and every grain of sand to test your freshly stretched muscles from our TropeCo/GreenHillZone™ to make everything slightly harder to survive. Creepy crawlies and scheming serpents all along the [=LD50=] chart crawling and digging in the ground. [[OurGeniesAreDifferent Genies]], both [[BenevolentGenie benign]] and [[JackassGenie malignant]], [[GenieInABottle waiting in lost treasure]] hidden beneath the dunes. Crevices, sinkholes, rivers and lakes that you would think is made of water in the distance, but nope! [[SandIsWater More sand!]]
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8Answer Art/TheSphinx and get out of the harsh sun in the pyramids. Enjoy a thrilling archeological tour with our own {{Mummy}} tour guide (after he tries cursing you into an early grave) and meet the NephariousPharaoh himself. Beat him in a boss battle and earn a prize!
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10If you don't like platforming, we can arm our TropeCo/EliteMooks™ fresh from the ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy to slow you down and give you an [[TakeThat authentic modern-gaming experience]].
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12[-[[WesternAnimation/AladdinAndTheKingOfThieves This product has been brought to you by Sand™! It's everywhere! Get used to it.]]-]

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