Line #49 TookALevelInBadass/RealLife


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2	!!People
3	* Music/StevieWonder began his career as Little Stevie Wonder, recording undistinguished albums of soul and big band covers under the creative control of Berry Gordy's Motown. At the age of 21, he threatened to quit the company unless he was allowed to do things his own way. Motown gave in, and Stevie Wonder went on to record a string of innovative albums that made him one of ''the'' key stars of the 1970s.
4	* Music/FrankSinatra was pretty unremarkable early in his career, being little more than the forties' equivalent of Music/JustinBieber (though obviously not as hated). He was MrFanservice and appeared in a few musicals as the plucky young guy (though his performance was not bad by any standards). In TheFifties, noticing his career was starting to wane, he began injecting an upbeat jazz rhythm into his most well-known songs and taking DarkerAndEdgier roles in films, such as a loose-cannon Army private in 1953's ''Film/FromHereToEternity'' and a fresh-out-of-prison drug addict in 1955's ''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenArm'' (although not remarkable today, [[UsefulNotes/TheHaysCode it was highly controversial back then]]). The Music/FrankSinatra that was popular in TheFifties and TheSixties we immortalize today is a dice-playing, martini-swigging lounge-singer type, possibly with [[TheMafia a tommy gun stashed somewhere]], something none of his EstrogenBrigade would've seen coming back in UsefulNotes/WorldWarII.
5	* UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt used to be bullied. He is now regarded as the archetypal [[OurPresidentsAreDifferent President Action]].
6	* Aron Ralston, upon whom ''Film/OneHundredAndTwentySevenHours'' is based. He spent three days with his arm trapped under a boulder, dying, then chopped his own arm off and legged it. He survived, obviously.
7	* Creator/AudieMurphy, first when a German machine gun nest [[ISurrenderSuckers pretended to surrender]] then [[HeartbrokenBadass killed his friend]]. He killed them, captured the machine gun and several grenades, and turned them on the Germans, destroying anything wearing the wrong uniform, [[HeroicBSOD then shut down completely]]. His biggest distinction was his Medal of Honour incident, where the tank destroyers supporting his company were almost completely wiped out, so when he ran out of ammunition in his M1 Carbine, he jumped on a ''burning'' tank destroyer and kept firing its turret-mounted machine gun until it overheated and stopped working.
8	** On top of all that, remember that he had ''malaria'' for most of the war!
9	* Many of the most famous of war heroes come from rather humble beginnings. UsefulNotes/SimoHayha spent his life before the Winter War farming and hunting and started military service in a militia. [[AcePilot Eddie Rickenbacker]] was the son of Swiss immigrants who was only educated until the age of 13 and nearly died in several varied accidents. [[TankGoodness Michael Wittmann]] was the son of a farmer and began his military service as a private.
10	* UsefulNotes/NikiLauda. Just being a driver in Formula One during the seventies required a fair amount of badassery given the dangers involved with the sport (an average of two drivers killed or badly wounded per season). Within the measures of the sport, however, he was less daring than most other drivers and relied heavily on preparation and optimizing his car to minimize the risks. In 1976 he [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_German_Grand_Prix crashed at the Nürburgring track]] (having previously tried to get the race cancelled because of the risks involved) and was caught in his burning car for over a minute, receiving severe burns and damage to his lungs due to inhaling toxic fumes. His injuries were so bad that his wife brought in a priest to administer Last Rites. Lauda was back on the tracks a mere ''six weeks'' after the crash, and with ''third-degree burns still fresh from the accident'', very nearly won the championship that year (having deferred the title to James Hunt as he felt that the inclement weather in the 1976 Japanese GP wasn't worth the risk of getting killed for, stating "my life is worth more than a title") and went on to win the following year. He went on to live for forty-three years since despite severe lung damage rivaling that of a cigarette smoker, only passing away peacefully at the age of 70.
11	* Fred Ettish, a karate instructor, was totally and humiliatingly curb-stomped in 1994 in UFC 2. He returns to CFX-Gladiator Evolution, 15 years later, '''then 53 years old''', and proceeds to ''demolish'' his opponent, who was almost 30 years younger than him. This naturally makes him a badass.
12	* Music/HenryRollins used to be a scrawny, bullied kid. In the tenth grade, he bought a weight set, hospitalized one of those bullies, and grew up to be [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Rollins a lot of things.]]
13	* The reclusive mathematician [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Perelman Grigori Perelman]] has a reputation for doing this. Twice.
14	** In 1972, geometers Jeff Cheeger and Detlef Gromoll proposed The Soul Conjecture, which tried to infer the properties of mathematical objects given information about their small regions. This conjecture remained an unproven hypothesis for over 20 years, until Perelman gave a proof in 1994. Its length? Four pages long.
15	** Cheeger himself, who had worked with Perelman before, described Perelman’s mathematics as “a mixture of power and arrogance”. The proof of the Soul Conjecture established Perelman as a young rising star. So much so when Perelman’s fellowship came to an end in 1995, some prestigious universities offer him an academic position. He rejected them all. Specifically, the way he rejected Princeton’s offer “has become part of American and Russian mathematical lore”. His story didn’t end there though.
16	** In 1904, the French mathematician Henri Poincaré proposed the Poincaré conjecture, which was a very famous and fundamental problem in topology. The problem was difficult enough that Poincaré himself gave a false proof of it. Many progresses were made throughout the 20th century, but they did not conclude Poincaré’s original goal. In 1982, a geometer named Richard S. Hamilton introduced a technique called the Ricci flow, with the intent of bringing down Poincaré’s conjecture. Hamilton made notable progress, but eventually got stuck. He would get stuck for over 20 years, and the Ricci flow remained only a possible attack on Poincaré’s conjecture.
17	** However, in 2002 and 2003, Perelman published a series of papers online, successfully employed the Ricci flow technique to bring an end to Poincaré’s conjecture. The whole series lasted around 70 pages, with his first paper being almost 40 pages long. Notably, it took Perelman less than half of his first paper to get past the point where Hamilton got stuck for over 2 decades. Journalists would later learn that back when Perelman’s fellowship ended in 1995, he had started working on Poincaré’s conjecture. For the next 7 years, Perelman would be working in secret, having disappeared into irrelevance. In 2000, the Clay Mathematics Institute picked Poincaré’s conjecture, along with 6 other math problems, to become the Millennium Prize Problems, to help raise public’s awareness about mathematics, and to encourage research. Anyone who solved just one of these problems will receive US$1 million prize, all to demonstrate just how important and difficult they were. So difficult that even among the committee that selected them, no one expected even one problem to be solved. Till this day, the Poincaré’s conjecture remains the only solved problem among the Millennium Prize Problems.
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19	!!Countries (and their militaries)
20	* UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan and the Mongols. He started off his "career" as a vassal to one of his father's friends, the tribes largely fractured and nomadic. By the end of his life, he was the leader of a mighty, united Mongol Empire, becoming the scourge of the known world. His hordes carved out conquests that stretched from Siberia to Italy.
21	* Portugal was this, back during the Age of Discoveries. They basically had to go into this direction. In the North and East, there was Castille, waiting for a reason to invade. In the South, Portugal conquered Ceuta, just a little fort no one cared about. They did, however, discover a few little islands, and decided to explore more of the African coast. And the rest is history.
22	* The [[RagtagBunchofMisfits Continental Army]] at Valley Forge. Marching in from a nasty defeat at Brandywine which cost the fledgling United States its capital, they wintered at Valley Forge, one of the geographically worst sites in the State of Pennsylvania to camp an army through the winter. There they trained under [[DrillSergeantNasty Von Steuben]], a Prussian veteran, who ensured that by spring they could face the British Redcoats on nearly equal terms.
23	* The Kingdom of Prussia. What started out as merely one of the Electors of the UsefulNotes/HolyRomanEmpire went and unified Germany by 1870.
24	* UsefulNotes/{{Can\|ucksWithChinooks}}ada in UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. Before entering, Canada was just some British colony overseas that no one really knew about. Afterward, by the end of the war, German soldiers knew that if there were Canadian soldiers placed, they better prepare for an offensive attack.
25	** During the war, the Germans referred to Canadian forces as Storm Troopers, the name used by Germany's own elite assault troops, who are responsible for pushing the Western front back to the position attained in 1914.
26	** Later, during WWII, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler posted troops at the Canadian Memorial at Vimy Ridge [[WorthyOpponent to keep anybody from messing with it.]]
27	* The British Isles, when they became an empire. Originally, they were notable for being the origin of some myths and stories but were largely just a small country that posed no threat. Then they started stealing gold from the Spaniards to fund a fleet and developed a Navy that would become unbeatable for years to come. They arose, formed colonies in America, and became an empire, and when they severed from that, they formed UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire. At their peak, they were the single strongest superpower in the world. The sun never set on UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire, and for good reason.
28	** [[UsefulNotes/BritsWithBattleships Their army]] had one during the Great War. While its standing army was one of the most professional forces the isles have ever produced, it was minuscule. However, with a mass recruitment drive and a realization that the Royal Navy could not end the war quickly, the Army turned from a highly-drilled minnow to a juggernaut that equaled the French and German Armies - and, more than that, for all the talk of "lions led by donkeys", it was the British Army that most enthusiastically adopted the new technologies and concepts that WWI necessitated. By 1918, the tiny British Expeditionary Force had metastasized into the world's most mechanized army and the world's largest air force.
29	* Similarly, the US military took a level around this time. Having learned valuable lessons from the Spanish-American War, the Americans worked hard at improving the logistical capability of their Navy, including performing maintenance while underway that previously had to be done in port, meaning the US Navy spent far less of its time in port than most other navies of the time, including a squadron of destroyers sailing across the Atlantic and reporting for patrol duty the day after their arrival in Ireland.
30	** Meanwhile, the US Army underwent a massive expansion program for the war, including effectively building an air combat branch from scratch. Before WWI, the Aviation Section, U.S. Signal Corps, had no fighters or bombers, and only a handful of planes and pilots. With the outbreak of the war, a rapid expansion plan was put into action, which included receiving equipment and training from the British and French (of the first four American fighter squadrons, two started with Canadian commanders, and the other two filled their ranks with veterans from the [[EagleSquadron LaFayette Escadrille]]). By the end of the war, the newly formed US Army Air Service had nearly 80,000 men, 740 planes, 35 balloon companies, and 71 {{Ace Pilot}}s.
31	** Then America took another one during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII. Before the war, Denmark had a larger standing army than the USA. Then America [[NukeEm split the atom]], and from there, became one of the two superpowers that would define the rest of the 20th century. (Technically, America actually harnessed the explosive power of splitting the atom. The first actual atom split was accomplished by a New-Zealand-born Brit, Ernest Rutherford.)
32	** The Supreme Court took its level with ''Marbury v. Madison''. It went from being the least powerful branch of the U.S. government to being able to nullify the actions of any of the other two (due to vagueness of the Constitution). Having a [[TheChessmaster Chessmaster]] in John Marshall as a Chief Justice didn't hurt either.
33	* The [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn Soviet Union]] in 1943. Before this time, it had a heavily outdated army devastated by internal strife, a populace that was uneducated and starving, and a drought of scientific and technological progress. Hitler's armed forces almost destroyed the Soviet military, but after numerous counter-attacks (the most famous being Stalingrad) and a handy Russian Winter, the Soviets steam-rolled and conquered the Germans and invaded Japanese-held Manchuria. After that, they became a scientific, economic, and military superpower, for a long time the only one capable of competing with the United States and the first nation to send a man into space.
34	* Japan, 1850-2000: A fractious, feudal archipelago that had closed itself off from most of the world and known no war for 300 years, very likely to be merely the next target for colonialisation by the western superpowers; while known from some European sources from centuries prior for apparently having tons of gold, no one except their select few trading partners knew what really went on, and besides, for the longest time it had been overshadowed by its giant neighbor (and by that time, the newly designated-ChewToy-of-the-western-powers-of-the-week) China. Then Matthew Perry crashed in with his giant, towering black ships billowing smoke, and the little country, seeing how behind they were, and also the once-grand China's downward spiral into chaos at the hands of western powers, it scoured the world, pretty much modernised everything it can, and became a great power, being able to treat on equal terms with the likes of the United Kingdom, the French Empire, the German Empire, and the United States. It also managed to send Russia into civil war by winning a war against it, and leveraged its power into an empire of its own in the Pacific and parts of mainland Asia, becoming a highly militaristic society, the resulting army notorious for its extreme brutality and ruthlessness, and when others criticized it for its expansionism, it decided to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere literally walk out of the League of Nations]]. Even after losing in WWII, Japan goes from an economy and country in shambles which had quite literally been burned to the ground to an industrial and technological powerhouse that dominated the computer and car-manufacturing industry. Also, for a long time, it was one of the very few, if not the only, developed countries not predominantly Caucasian. And as of 2014, while going through a long period of recession, it is still the third biggest economic superpower; a far cry from the backward, isolated, and unknown archipelago it was a mere 150 years ago.
35	* South Korea. In its formation, it was a small weak nation that got stomped by its Northern brother, having previously been occupied and exploited by the aforementioned Japanese Empire; for a long time it was actually a backwater on par with many African countries, and a desolate landscape, torn by war and little in the form of stability. It was only thanks to the United States that it didn't get fully taken over by the North in the Korean War. But then, said Americans trained the Southern soldiers, and soon, they became absolute killing machines. By the time of the UsefulNotes/VietnamWar, its soldiers were admired by everyone, American, South Vietnamese, ANZAC, [[WorthyOpponent North Vietnamese, and Vietcong]] alike, for their ruthless efficiency and sheer badassery, having thought to have killed more than even the much more numerous Americans, and their marines especially were TheDreaded for all the Vietcong and NVA, known for small units made up of [[OneManArmy One-Man Armies]] capable to killing thousands with little casualties and literally chopping their enemies to death in melee combat ''with their bare hands''. While it was still a backwater. From this war and aid from the United States, it rapidly modernized, becoming one of the "Four Asian Tigers" by the early 80s. Also, through sheer persistence, common citizens [[{{Determinator}} continued to resist the onslaught of dictators that again and again to subdue them until they were finally given democracy in the late 80s]]. Today it's an economic powerhouse, with an advanced standing army (that all men of age are required to join, with a decent amount of [[ActionGirl women]] also there in recent years; dodging the draft will get you ostracized for the rest of your life) that outclasses the outdated and poorly equipped North Korean army.
36	* China, though this is more one preceded by a ''massive'' fall from grace. The country was prosperous for much of its history, as the local neighborhood boss of Eastern Asia and keeper of the hegemony, inventor of half the things in all of existence, admired by even far-off European countries, considering all around it mere barbarians compared to the majesty of the kingdom that stood at the center of all (hence "Middle Kingdom")... Then the British sold them boatloads of opium. [[TraumaCongaLine And from there everything]] ''[[TraumaCongaLine absolutely went to shit]]''. By the late 19th century, it was the ChewToy of the west, as well as previously friendly neighbor Japan, its population weak, traumatized, drugged, or all of the above, and by the early-mid 20th century it had become one big warzone as Japan continued on its warpath across the country, pillaging what was left of it. When Mao Tse-tung/[[UsefulNotes/WhyMaoChangedHisName Zedong]] took power with his take on Communism (after yet another 3 years of civil war that erupted almost ''immediately'' after Japan relinquished control) in the late '40s, it only served to [[FromBadToWorse somehow make things even worse]]. However, after the economic reforms under Deng Xiaoping, climbing out of a dark abyss of almost 150 years of chaos, invasions, exploitation, natural disasters, chaos, disease, famine, civil war, [[RuleOfThree and more chaos]] that would kill any normal country, in a mere 40 years or so it has once again become a global power that many believe even rivals, and may overtake, the USA. However, it's also thought that it pales in comparison to the glory that was Imperial China in some ways (i.e., Qing China used to make up a third of the world's GDP, now it's less than half that), and with its unstable economy, impending water crisis, exodus of millionaires and talent to other countries, and high amounts of corruption, it's unknown what awaits it in the long-term future.
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38	!!Animal Kingdom
39	* Wild animals in general start out as tiny and very weak babies, only for them to grow up (if they survive long enough) and have things like venom, razor-sharp claws, and teeth, horns, antlers, tusks, fast speed, huge strength, etc. You could say the same about humanity, for that matter.
40	* [[ThreateningShark Sharks.]] For a long time in their history, sharks were the {{butt monkey}}s for all manner of nastier sea creatures. Sure, they were capable predators and numerous, but giant placoderms and mosasaurs and [[AlwaysABiggerFish bigger fish]] made life for them hell. That all changed after the KT Extinction Event. Sharks filled in the gaps left behind by the now-extinct aquatic predators and exploded into numerous variant species, living in every possible environment in the ocean, and becoming its top predators in many of those environments. It was only after the evolution of large-toothed whales and dolphins like the sperm whale and orca that sharks had real competitors.
41	* Speaking of evolution, everyone knows how badass ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' is, but not many people know that tyrannosaurs are ''coelurosaurs'', NOT carnosaurs. In the Jurassic period, coelurosaurs were small, fluffy, and must have actually looked quite cute (''Sinosauropteryx'', the first known coelurosaur found with protofeathers, would be a good example.), but were OvershadowedByAwesome in the form of carnosaurs, spinosaurs, etc. However, come the Cretaceous period, the large meat-eaters of the Jurassic became old hat, and as they went into a decline, this left coelurosaurs with less competition. As you can imagine, SOMEONE cough[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilong_(dinosaur) Dilong]]cough eventually thought it would be a good idea to crank the more advanced qualities of coelurosaurs up to eleven and take over the unoccupied apex predator spot that the carnosaurs had left behind, and history was made.
42	** And speaking of dinosaurs, the T-Rex's bitter rival ([[ArtisticLicensePaleontology at least on-screen]]) ''Triceratops'' was the end product of a long line of ceratopsian evolution that had rather humble origins. The very first ceratopsians were quite small, mostly ranging from dog to pig-sized. [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness Some of them were truly strange,]] such as the bipedal ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinlong Yinlong]]'' and the possibly amphibious ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreaceratops Koreaceratops]]'' (This is a relatively recent discovery, so this may [[ScienceMarchesOn subject to change]]). However, towards the end of the Cretaceous period, the more recognizable four-legged, multiple large horned dinosaurs such as ''Triceratops'', ''Torosaurus'' and ''Styracosaurus'' began to appear (though the bipedal line was still running around the same time as their bigger, four-legged cousins). They and hadrosaurs had largely replaced the North American and Asian sauropod dinosaurs, much as the carnosaurs had largely been replaced by tyrannosaurs and dromaeosaurs in the same areas.
43	* This applies to mammals as well. In the Mesozoic Era, the best they could really do was prey on young dinosaurs and other reptiles, and most of them were tiny, harmless critters that adapted to being nocturnal because of the intense competition. Their ancestors, the Synapsids, were fairly successful during the Permian period, but after the massive extinction that happened at the end made them into what could be called "TheChewToy" of the animal kingdom. But, when the non-avian dinosaurs and other prehistoric reptiles kicked the bucket and ushered in the Cenozoic era, the mammals outcompeted every other vertebrate and became the dominant clade in the entire freakin' world.
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45	!!Others
46	* Military training is designed to help recruits Take a Level in Badass via TrainingFromHell.
47	** In addition, being deployed can also cause military members to take a level in badass. Not only are you doing things and honing skills in a combat environment that you can't do elsewhere, but many soldiers, Marines, and airmen who are deployed start working out a great deal more. It passes the time and relieves stress. The U.S. military makes sure their people are fed well, and also provides exercise gear and equipment. Doing push-ups, pull-ups, and dips while wearing full body armor doesn't hurt. It's not unusual for personnel returning from being deployed to come back much more toned and muscular than when they left.
48	* For diseases, the Shingles virus. Remember the Chicken Pox you had as a kid, the disease that probably didn't do anything besides make your skin splotchy and make you itch like an idiot for a few days? Well, it remembers you, and as an adult, it can come back, donning a new name and the ability to effectively light your skin on fire from the inside.
49	* Two plants in the nightshade family got this after the Spanish explorations of the New World; the tomato and the potato. Both species of plant were relatively geographically isolated. The potato did not exist outside of what would be Peru and Bolivia, and the tomato was a part of the Aztec diet in Mexico. When the Conquistadores found them, they brought them to Europe, where both plants' popularity exploded. Try to imagine a world without potato chips, french fries, tomato sauce, barbecue sauce, sun-dried tomatoes, or potato cannons! The potato in particular was especially important to the industrializing Europe, as the crop's heartiness and relatively cheap price kept millions in Ireland from starving (and did starve millions when a fungus caused the Potato Famine), fed millions more throughout Europe, and was among the first crops grown in Europe's African and American colonies. It "grew" so popular that the potato became a subject of intense admiration. UsefulNotes/MarieAntoinette even wore a headdress made of potato flowers in appreciation of spuds everywhere. When the poster lady for the ErmineCapeEffect wears your reproductive organs as a hat, you know you've made it.
50	** Similarly, chocolate's badassery went up a notch. Twice in its history. Originally, it was just a bitter drink enjoyed only by the cultures of Mesoamerica. After the Spanish conquered that region, they exported it back to Spain, where it became a sensation in the royal court, from there becoming a popular beverage for the well-to-do. But chocolate, as we know it today, didn't arrive until the Industrial Revolution, where a series of innovations culminating with the invention of milk chocolate by Daniel Peter and Henri Nestle in 1875 made it the mass-market product we know and love today. Now, chocolate comes in hundreds of different packages and variations. From cakes to candy bars, cookies to fruit coating and drinks both warm and cold. It's used to express love for your significant other, a treat for your kids, a gift of friendship and holds significance in almost every major Western holiday from Valentine's Day to Christmas and a staple all over the world.
51	* The [[UsefulNotes/{{NASA}} National Aeronautics and Space Administration]], and America's space program overall. Constantly lagging behind the Soviets in launching the first satellite, first mammal, first man, and first woman in space; it got so desperate President Kennedy brashly declared the United States would put a man on the moon first. The first official mission in this brash project, the Apollo program, saw the deaths of three astronauts on the launchpad. From such an abysmally low point, America succeeded in launching the first humans to actually enter deep space, rather than high orbit (Apollo 8), the first docking and undocking of spacecraft in lunar orbit (Apollos 9 & 10) and the fulfilled President Kennedy's declaration of putting a man on another celestial body (Apollo 11). Such was the badass of America's program that they even pulled off the successful return of astronauts after an explosion in space (Apollo 13).
52	** But that's not the true level up. Not satisfied with beating their Russian rivals to the Moon, America then designs the first true spaceship (as opposed to one-off craft), the space shuttle, and among other moments of awesome including the Viking programs and the Mars rover, launched the first man-made object to leave the solar system and enter interstellar space. Took a Level In Awesome, indeed.
53	* Webcomic/{{xkcd}} took a level in badass IRL when [[ComicStrip/FoxTrot Bill Amend]] drew a guest comic for it. A well known, high profile artist drawing for YOUR webcomic gives you prestige +9000.
54	* From an acting standpoint, anyone who goes from being a supporting actor to a leading man or lady is considered to have taken a level in badass.

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