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7	ShootTheShaggyDog in ComicBooks.
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9	!!!In General:
10	* It is the nature of major [[CosmicRetcon Cosmic Retcons]] to do this to parts of previous continuity. ''ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths,'' ''ComicBook/{{Flashpoint\|DCComics}},'' etc.
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13	* The main plot of ''All-New Wolverine'''s first arc finds Comicbook/{{X 23}} attempting to save the lives of her clone sisters, who are slowly being killed by nanomachines bodies that take away their ability to feel pain. Things take a turn for the worse for Zelda, the eldest clone, in issue 4, and she has only hours at best left to live. In issue 5, Laura borrows an Comicbook/AntMan suit, and she and Comicbook/TheWasp shrink themselves down and enter Zelda's bloodstream to fight the machines off. They succeed, and Zelda regains consciousness. At that precise moment, [[TheHeavy Captain Mooney]] — who has spent the rest of the series to this point tracking them down, and manages to locate them after Laura and Jan's attack on the nanites trips a distress call — arrives, and Zelda is mortally wounded protecting the rest of her sisters. So despite Laura and Jan's efforts, she dies anyway.
14	* ''ComicBook/BatmanThreeJokers'' was full of this. We never see any special explanation for how the Three [[ComicBook/TheJoker Jokers]] pull off their trick, we only have the faintest hint as to the Criminal's motivation for creating multiple Jokers — and no explanation for how he arranged the Comedian's transformation, much less when and where he and the Clown got theirs. In the end, only the Comedian survives, so we see no real reason for the Three Jokers' existence, either in-universe or as a meta-explanation.
15	** And then there's Jason Todd's storyline. While he kills the "Clown" Joker after suffering a brutal BreakThemByTalking, he's still left an outsider in Bruce's Bat-family, and his attempts to genuinely connect with Barbara are viewed as a mistake by her, with his letter professing his desire to be better for her accidentally hoovered up by a passing cleaner. Even worse, the Comedian's dialogue in #2 indicates he might have been the one that killed Jason originally, meaning Jason may have killed the wrong Joker.
16	* ''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica'' (vol. 5) #7 is a DayInTheLimelight issue focused on Jack Monroe, Cap's former partner. After having a psychotic relapse, Jack dons his Nomad costume and sets out to rid the world of a powerful drug dealer who is selling their product to children. He has no luck finding the dealer, and is eventually shot and killed by the ComicBook/WinterSoldier. The final page then reveals that it was all for nothing anyway, as the "dealer" was actually an ice cream salesman who was jokingly bragging about getting kids "addicted" to his treats.
17	* This happens sometimes in ''ComicBook/ChickTracts''. In "Fatal Decision", in which the doctor sells all his stocks and bonds to afford a vaccine for a patient, loses his son in an auto accident on the way there, and arrives to give it to the patient. The patient destroys the vaccine because a disgruntled orderly manipulated him into distrusting the doctor, resulting in him dying a few days later. In case you can't tell, the doctor is {{God}}, his son is UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}, the vaccine is salvation, the orderly is {{Satan}}, and the patient [[HisOwnWorstEnemy is those who reject God's salvation]].
18	* ''ComicBook/CivilWarII'': The whole event starts when an Inhuman named Ulysses appears with precognative abilities, with Captain Marvel wanting to use him to fight crime and Iron Man thinking opposing it on the grounds that it would result in PrecrimeArrest. After all the fighting, tragedy, and multiple main character deaths caused by the conflict... Ulysses gets to AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence and the conflict about how to use his powers is entirely moot.
19	* The long-forgotten mini-series ''Conspiracy'' revolved around a journalist from the Daily Bugle stumbling upon a shadowy cadre of figures who have seemingly been manipulating the Franchise/MarvelUniverse since the dawn of UsefulNotes/{{the Silver Age\|of Comic Books}}. The story ends with said journalist preparing to go to the late Bolivar Trask's mansion to find some evidence that will presumably expose the conspiracy, only for an unseen figure to show up in his hotel room. The final page heavily implies that the journalist was killed and that his research was either confiscated or destroyed, meaning that all his investigating was for nothing.
20	* Many of the stories in Creator/WillEisner's ''Contract with God'' trilogy are of this type.
21	* The Karate Kid and Triplicate Girl plot thread from ''ComicBook/{{Countdown to Final Crisis}}''. Two members of the ComicBook/LegionOfSuperHeroes are dumped in the 21st century for reasons unknown to them, and Karate Kid turns out to be infected with a virus that could wipe out all life on Earth. After spending months trying to find a cure and eventually teaming up with the rest of the cast, they end up in an alternate universe, and Karate Kid dies, the virus spreads and turns humans into [[HalfHumanHybrid animalistic humanoids]], and Triplicate Girl is torn to pieces by a pack of said animalistic humanoids. All to set up a universe similar to that of Creator/JackKirby's Kamandi character. However, it was revealed in the Final Crisis tie in ''ComicBook/LegionOfThreeWorlds'' that Triplicate Girl was one of her duplicates as she has gained the ability to create vast numbers of duplicate bodies, and now goes by the name "Duplicate Damsel". She also reveals that one who died in Countdown was the second and last of her original duplicates.
22	* ''Countdown to ComicBook/InfiniteCrisis''. Somebody wants ComicBook/BlueBeetle Ted Kord dead. He asks everybody he knows for help, and they all turn him down, often in the most insulting manner they can manage. In the end, he tracks the culprits down, discovers their secrets, discovers a plan to kill all his friends, and then promptly dies. After having accomplished nothing. Basically, the story is that Blue Beetle lived, he sucked, and he died. At least he's indirectly responsible for Jaime Reyes being able to save the world from Brother Eye...
23	* Freedom Ring was introduced in a different shaggy dog story about a young man finding a powerful ring, using it to become a super hero...and getting beaten into a pulp. Soon he uses the ring to heal himself, make himself stronger, and trains to be a better super hero...only to be killed by the next real villain he faces. WordOfGod was that the story was meant to be a {{Deconstruction}} of [[KidHero Teen Hero]] origin stories where the protagonist gets powers and learns how to use them without any sort of setbacks.
24	* ''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}'' #250 features Deadpool desperately trying to protect his friends and daughter after they've been targeted by the ULTIMATUM organization. He eventually manages to kill the terrorists, and afterwards, decides to retire from his life of violence to be with his child. Just as Deadpool and the others begin to celebrate his new beginning, the entire planet is destroyed during a collision with the ''ComicBook/UltimateMarvel'' Earth, kick-starting the events of ''[[ComicBook/SecretWars2015 Secret Wars]]''. Eventually subverted when Wade and all of the other characters are brought back to life during the ''ComicBook/AllNewAllDifferentMarvel'' relaunch, then kicked all over again by ''ComicBook/SecretEmpire''.
25	* ''ComicBook/{{Druuna}}'': In some of the later albums, Druuna spends a lot of time inside the disembodied HiveMind of Captain Lewis to find a cure for the mutant disease. She eventually discovers that there is no cure, as the disease is tied to the human genome itself. She wakes up with everyone else on board either dead or in hyperstasis in hopes that somebody will save them someday. Druuna chooses to go into an endless dream to forget about it.
26	* The graphic novel ''House'' is about as pure an example of this as you're going to find, particularly in regard to the "shaggy dog" part. Three people explore an abandoned house. All three of them get lost and die. The end. We never find out anything about them other than that two are in love, or anything about the house other than that it's BiggerOnTheInside, and the deaths of the protagonists are ultimately arbitrary, independent of their own mistakes or failures.
27	* ''Invincible Comicbook/IronMan Annual'' #1 tells the story of a director who is forced to make a biopic about the Mandarin after he and his wife are kidnapped and threatened with death. Rather than tell the Mandarin's bloated, egotistical and self-serving version of the events, the director and his crew [[WriterRevolt eventually decide to make an unflattering film]] that will expose the ''true'' Mandarin to the world. The director concocts a plan to escape with his wife during the movie's premier, but everything goes to hell when it turns out that she had actually been mentally conditioned by the Mandarin, likely in case of such a betrayal. The director is killed by his brainwashed wife, his loyal crew members are also eliminated, and the film itself is destroyed before anyone in the outside world can ever see it, ultimately making all of the director's efforts for nothing.
28	* One old issue of ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'' featured Al Jaffee's story, "The Meaning of Life". The protagonist was a dirty, smelly guy named Marvin, who was upset because [[ThisLoserIsYou he was a nobody]]. One day, he hears a voice, who suggests getting himself cleaned up. Marvin does, but he's still a nobody, a sweet-smelling nobody. The voice talks to him again, telling him he looks rotten and decrepit. So Marvin gets plastic surgery, a better hairstyle, and cleaner clothes, but he's still a nobody, a sweet-smelling, good-looking nobody. The voice speaks again, telling him he should try being more articulate in his speech. So he attends speech therapy classes, but is still a nobody, a sweet-smelling, good-looking, articulate nobody. The voice appears again, telling him to try being less crude and vulgar. So he takes music, theatre, and etiquette classes. Unfortunately, now he's a [[OverlyLongGag sweet-smelling, good-looking, articulate, cultured nobody.]] Finally, the voice tells him that the true reason he's a loser is because he's being selfish, and if he finds someone who is just as much a nobody as he is, he can find purpose and be somebody. Marvin searches the world up and down, and finally finds someone who seems just like he was at the start; he's happy for a minute... but then the guy shoots and kills him. The final panel shows the killer behind his own WantedPoster, which describes him, ("Arnold Acne", Public Enemy #1) as "Ugly, smelly, inarticulate, uncultured, selfish, and ''very'' dangerous."
29	* Near the end of ''ComicBook/{{Maus}}'' Vladek relates a story about a Jew who survived all of the Nazi atrocities and returned to his home in Poland, only to be killed by a group of Polish squatters living in his abandoned house.
30	* ''ComicBook/MegaManArchieComics'': Mega Man feels like his goal to keep Quick Man alive and give him a new purpose is this. Quick Man decides to [[DyingAsYourself throw away his life rather than be given a new purpose]] [[RedemptionRejection unlike]] [[HeelFaceTurn his brothers]]. All because he was created for battle and loathed having to deliver mail.
31	-->'''Mega Man:''' ''(Laughs merrily)'' This is ''great''! The fighting is over, we're rebuilding, and you can all move on with your lives!\
32	'''Quick Man:''' ''(sternly)'' No.\
33	'''Wood Man:''' What do you mean "no"!? They're giving us a new function so we can...!\
34	'''Quick Man:''' Do '''''WHAT'''''!? I was built to '''destroy'''. To be fast enough and quick on the draw to take down Doctor Light's Golden Boy! What practical use does that have!? What practical use does that have!? "Express courier!?" You want a ''weapon'' like me to become a mail man!? That's ''not happening!!\
35	'''Mega Man:''' ''(stammers)'' Wait! Once you're reprogrammed, you wont mind!\
36	'''Quick Man:''' Then you're getting rid of what's ''me''! If you're willing to go that far, just blow me up again! Or are saying you're fine with Doctor Wily [[ComputerVirus changing]] ''your'' [[FaceHeelTurn coding]]!?\
37	'''Mega Man:''' N-no, but...
38	* ''ComicBook/MrHeroTheNewmaticMan'', an obscure comic published with Creator/NeilGaiman's name prominently over the title (but with little actual involvement from him) ended up being this sort of a story when the entire year and a half run of the series ended up being nothing more than a successful EvilPlan by the BigBad to retrieve and destroy the titular renegade steampunk soldier. A planned second volume may have changed things, but the imprint's failure made this the end of the story.
39	* ''ComicBook/TheNew52FuturesEnd'' became infamous for this. It's forty-nine issues dedicated to the premise: [[Comicbook/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]] goes back in time to prevent a BadFuture where Brother Eye creates a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot cyborg zombie]] [[ZombieApocalypse apocalypse]]. Aside from the fact that many of its subplots have little or nothing to do with that story and/or go nowhere, the series ends with Terry dying, an adult Tim Drake taking up his quest and...''not'' stopping the cyborg zombie apocalypse. It's technically a ''slightly better'' apocalypse, as there are a few more survivors (including Tim's girlfriend from this series), but that doesn't seem quite worth the $100 that one spent to read this many issues. For what it's worth, this led to a new ''Comicbook/BatmanBeyond'' series that tried to undo the apocalypse as quickly as it could, perhaps realizing that [[AudienceAlienatingPremise nobody wanted another series based on it]].
40	* ''ComicBook/PlanetHulk'', granted it was pretty damn obvious that Hulk was going to be brought back to Earth by a storyline at some point, but to have a damaged warp-engine (placed by rebels as stated in ''ComicBook/WorldWarHulk'' though supposed ally Miek allowed them to do so) explode and effectively destroy everything he had spent a good portion of the novel building towards, a wife, future child, kingdom, peace and acceptance as a respected and admired being in the last few pages seems to fit this trope to a T.
41	** The storyline alone is an example, but the overall comic ultimately subverts it, as Hulk's child Skaar survives the destruction and eventually comes to earth and affects the story. Then it turns out that Skaar has a twin brother, who ''also'' survived, and ends up causing another story.
42	* ''ComicBook/PrideOfBaghdad'' ends with all four protagonists being gunned down by American soldiers without even achieving the freedom that they'd been dreaming of.
43	* ''ComicBook/{{Ruins}}'', another Creator/MarvelComics comic by Warren Ellis, has Philip Sheldon try to publish a book about the horrors he's witnessed in the world and the deaths he's heard about as well as his arguments that something's wrong with how things are in the world. He ends up succumbing to a mutant virus he caught from Peter Parker and falls to the ground dead as his notes and photographs scatter in the wind.
44	* Creator/PeterMilligan's run on ''ComicBook/ShadeTheChangingMan'' ends with Shade rewriting history so that none of the events of the comic ever happened, leaving one character (who had gone back in time with him) missing, his son trapped permanently in a female body and he himself unable to reconnect with his lost love. There is a slightly upbeat moment in the last panel, but ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueDark'' later confirms that no, it did not work out.
45	* This trope affected ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics'' hard. Almost every single character is in a state of crisis. Sonic has to retaliate against Sally as a robot, Knuckles lost his entire species to an unidentifiable dimension, Antoine is still recovering from a coma, Bunnie has defected to the dark side, Naugus has possessed Geoffrey with the state of the Kingdom of Acorn being unstable, and so on. And what's the writers' answer to all this? ...[[CosmicRetcon The Super Genesis Wave]], resulting in everyone's memories of anguish being wiped at the cost of cosmic genocide for the characters created for the comics.
46	* All group slaughters (stories where [[CListFodder more than one superhero is easily killed]]) are like this for the careers of those super heroes, but ''ComicBook/{{Starman}}'' # 38 manages to be a ShootTheShaggyDog story in and of itself. An ersatz [[ComicBook/JusticeLeagueInternational Justice League Europe]] is supposed to be guarding a shipment of jewels to a French museum. But they've been infiltrated by Mist II, the daughter of Starman's archenemy, the original Mist, who proceeds to easily kill them all. The issue focuses just enough on these JLE members (including an [[StrangledByTheRedString abrupt, came from nowhere romance between the Crimson Fox and Amazing Man]]) to make it all exceptionally pointless. First Mist easily kills the Crimson Fox. Then she easily kills Amazing Man. Then she easily kills Blue Devil. And then she blows up the museum they were supposed to be protecting.
47	** It gets worse within the context of the rest of the ''Starman'' series. Mist II, having carried out a perfect plan where she kills 3 superheroes and get away with it goes on to do...um, nothing really. She reunites with her evil father, dutifully obeys his orders (which mostly involve standing by the sidelines during the GrandFinale), both Starman and her father deprecate her entire criminal career to her face, and finally her own father kills her to [[KickTheDog show off how evil]] ''he'' is. The only relevance that earlier group slaughter of the JLE has comes when she tries to brag about it and Starman [[ShutUpHannibal shuts her up]]... by [[TakeThat calling her murder victims "easy targets"]].
48	* A story in ''Comicbook/StarWarsTales'' #10 follows a naive young Imperial recruit through his training and service as a Storm Trooper and his growing disillusionment with the Empire. The final straw is being sent with Darth Vader into a captured transport ship - Vader is such a monster that he decides then and there that he's going to go [=AWOL=] and join the rebels. [[HeelFaceDoorSlam Then Leia shoots him and he dies.]]
49	* ''[[Comicbook/TheMightyThor Thor: World Engine]]'' by Creator/WarrenEllis has a major subplot about a British cop named Warren Curzon, who is trying to track down Thor. He finally catches up with Thor and the Enchantress in the final issue, only for the Enchantress to casually murder him ''for no reason''.
50	* ''ComicBook/ThroughTheWoods'': “Old Neighbour’s House” ends this way. After both of her sisters have disappeared with the man with the wide-brimmed hat and toothy smile, Beth flees her home to the neighbor's house, despite being without any food and the snow now being much worse than it was several days prior. After an exhausting, dangerous trek, she finally makes it to the neighbor's house... and finds the man with the wide-brimmed hat waiting for her there…
51	* ''ComicBook/{{The Transformers\|Marvel}}'': The infamous Starscream Triumphant issue, where Starscream seeks ultimate power from the Underbase, a mysterious satellite that contains enough raw power to destroy planets. The Autobots and Decepticons team up to try and stop him, only to arrive half a second late as he's already gained considerable power in that instant. The rest of the issue is both Autobot and Decepticon teams fighting him across Earth, but most of them simply die horribly (only Headmasters, Power Masters, and Pretenders can survive his attacks). Ultimately, after he wipes out dozens of characters, Optimus Prime tricks him into absorbing the rest of the Underbase's power, which turns out to be too much for one being to hold and causes him to explode. Meaning that the death of every single character aside from Starscream himself (and possibly Ratbat, who was killed by Scorponok when the latter got tired of his arrogance) would have been prevented had they just let Starscream go to the Underbase unopposed.
52	* ''ComicBook/TransformersWingsOfHonor'': Metalhawk, Dion, Magnum, and Onslaught all are in the Elite Guard and they strive to stop the growing Decepticon threat lead by Deathsaurus. They take several victories, but in the end, Onslaught falls to the dark side and kills Metalhawk along with much of the supporting cast. Dion and Magnum rally the survivors to fight Deathsaurus and defeat him, driving him back. Then Megatron comes, defeats and exiles Deathsaurus, imprisons Onslaught, and kills either Dion or Magnum. Optimus Prime takes up leadership of the heroes, and the war progresses for millions of years. All the victories and defeats of the Decepticon faction and the Elite Guard are completely meaningless as the war proceeds almost as if they weren't there.
53	* In ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'', the protagonists spend the entire story uncovering the conspiracy behind the Comedian's death. When they find out who did it, it is already too late to stop it. They all agree to never tell the public about what went on (except Rorschach, who is killed to maintain silence), making their journey pointless. However, the blow is lessened somewhat by the sequel ''ComicBook/DoomsdayClock''.
54	** This also applies to Tales of the Black Freighter, a [[ShowWithinAShow story within a story]] that's featured in a comic read by the kid that always sits by the newstand. In it, a man escapes from the titular ship and races across the sea to beat the ship to his home island, where he knows its crew will murder his family. He does many gruesome and evil things to do this, including making a raft of corpses and murdering an innocent woman. When he finally gets to his destination, he almost kills his wife by mistake anyway and, destroyed as a person, he goes back to Black Freighter, the only place left for him.
55	*** To make matters more pointless, there's the implication that Rorschach's tell-all journal will be published, which just might lead to World War III happening ''anyway''...
56	*** Also, said kid, along with the guy who runs said newsstand, and the many other citizens of New York City we get acquainted with and sympathize with over the course of the story... they all die as a result of that conspiracy. All of them. (Well, except for the guys working on the ''New Frontiersman''... but seeing as that's a far-right publication that runs racist, xenophobic, and hawkish content regularly, they aren't exactly the most sympathetic.)
57	* ''ComicBook/WhenTheWindBlows'' charts the slow death from nuclear fallout of an elderly couple after a nuclear bomb goes off in England. And, of course their deaths are the {{Anvilicious}} point of the story, meant to show up the absurdity of the British Government's civil defense plans.
58	* Issue 11 of ''ComicBook/TheWickedAndTheDivine'' is this. Our protagonist Laura seems to have discovered who framed Luci for murder and on the way home meets Ananke where it is revealed she is actually the thirteenth god of the Pantheon, Persephone. Laura is elated and Ananke encourages her and then murders her from behind, followed by killing her parents and blowing up their house to preserve the secret that Laura is ''wrong'' about who framed Luci because Ananke did it.
59	** Issue 13 as well, as it turns out Tara is a deeply depressed woman who was driven to suicide because of the massive amount of public hate she got and how the rest of the Pantheon treats her. What hammers it in is that Ananke destroys her suicide note informing the Pantheon of that fact, allowing them to think she was murdered instead.
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