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1	[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/amimako_6673.jpg]]
2	Not really a single work per se; there isn't even an official title. This page is about a series of threads on RPG.net -- something falling into a bizarre gap between a recap and an AlternateContinuity.
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4	One day, Shadowjack, an anime fan with almost no prior experience with ''Anime/SailorMoon'' (limited to the first dozen episodes and knowledge of two jokes [[note]]specifically, the "talent" and the "kissing cousins" jokes[[/note]] about the English dub), started recapping the series episode by episode, similar in format to an AbridgedSeries in ScriptFic form.
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6	What followed... was a surprisingly original take on the source material, shining with appropriate humor and insight into the theme and characters. The recaps themselves started very short, but grew increasingly detailed and peppered with in-jokes as time went on. Furthermore, Shadowjack started with almost no knowledge of ''Sailor Moon'' canon ''or'' fanworks, and his interpretation was thus entirely free of the {{fanon}} that's been built up around the series — leaving him and the other RPG.net forumites free to come up with entirely new fanon.
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8	Shadowjack completed up to season 4, [=SuperS=], before abandoning the thread altogether in 2019.
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10	An index for all episodes is maintained on [[http://www.shayguy.com/shadowjack.html this page,]] and can be read individually or following the threads and reading through everyone else's commentary and jokes. Yes, the threads are ''long''. The first 25 episodes are also rehosted [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/23950483/chapters/57600715 on AO3,]] with the images restored.
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12	Compare and contrast ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''.
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15	!! This abridged series... thingy provides examples of:
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17	* AffectionateParody: With heavy emphasis on the "affectionate."
18	* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Mina has an obvious love for Usagi, [[CourtlyLove all tangled up with her sense of duty as a Senchi and loyal servant of the Moon Kingdom]]. Unfortunately, Usagi shows no signs of reciprocating, or even being aware her feelings go in that direction.
19	* AllJustADream: Not JUST a dream, but the Dead Moon Circus arc takes place in an increasingly dreamy reality and, on being defeated, [[YearInsideHourOutside might have taken no time at all.]]
20	* AllWomenAreLustful: The girls are bit more open about their interests than before.
21	* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Frequently relies on this. Among other things, Ami is a CovertPervert, Rei is a fiery Latina, Artemis is a BattleButler, and Wiseman/DEATH PHANTOM is an over-the-top comic book super villain. Professor Souichi Tomoe is in it [[ForScience for the science]], Eudial speaks like an advertising executive, and Mimette speaks entirely in textspeak and emoticons. [[invoked]]
22	* AlternateContinuity: Kinda-sorta. It follows the anime closely overall, by nature of its format, but there are a few ultimately minor deviations.
23	* AnimatedActors: Sometimes.
24	* AsLongAsThereIsEvil: Beryl's reason for returning in the side story.
25	* BattleButler: Artemis, with a hint of StuffyBrit.
26	* BetterThanABareBulb: Like any abridged series styled recap, much fun is had at pointing out the follies and FridgeLogic of the original.
27	* BrainsAndBondage: Ami gives indications of this now and then.
28	* BreakingTheFourthWall[=/=]NoFourthWall: The characters are generally aware they're on an anime. They're not always aware they're in a text parody of an anime.
29	* CallBack: All over the place, as Shadowjack's alternate continuity is remembered and expanded on by the characters.
30	* [[FlatWhat Cat What]]: In "Mister Tsukino Does His Taxes and the Household Budget" (see link below).
31	** These are commonly referred to as a "man what" when used by the girls.
32	* CheckPlease: Pluto says this when she appears in the S movie.
33	* TheCommissionerGordon: Detective Not-Appearing-In-This-Film eventually becomes this to the Sailor Team after he, you know, appears.
34	* CrossoverPunchline: The panda from a first season episode is [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Genma Saotome]].
35	* CurtainFic: "Mister Tsukino Does His Taxes and the Household Budget" starts like this. Then it gets strange.
36	* DistractedByTheSexy: Happens both in-universe and for Shadowjack during the write-ups.
37	* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The first recaps are very brief in comparison to later ones, each of which preserves almost all the scenes in the original episode (although often in heavily changed form).
38	* ElmuhFuddSyndwome: Koan has it for the purposes of a "[[WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc kill da Wabbit]]" joke.
39	* EpilepticTrees: Shadowjack comes up with a number of theories (remember, he started with almost no knowledge of ''Anime/SailorMoon'' canon). [[invoked]]
40	* EveryoneIsBi: See [[http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa305/secondgryphon/Sketches/SailorMoon/shadowjack-moon-amimako-02.jpg this image]].
41	* TheFairFolk: The Dark Kingdom are presented as Fae worshiping [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]] and [[EldritchLocation living in Leng]].
42	* {{Fanon}}: {{Invoked}} - the series ''creates'' it. In ''spades''. (Most of the "traditional" SM fanon is, however, utterly disregarded - or even ''[[TakeThat mocked]]''.)
43	* {{Fetish}}:
44	** Usagi discovers she has one for violin music. In [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?562482-In-Which-Shadowjack-Watches-Sailor-Moon-S-(you-are-thread-No-6)&p=13598306#post13598306 a side comic]] this leads to her keeping violin [=CD=]s under her bed like a PornStash, including embarrassment when her mother discovered it.
45	** When Umino saves her in episode 32, Naru discovers she has one for "suicidal idiocy".
46	* FirstNameBasis: Ami is on one with Creator/StephenHawking.
47	* GenreSavvy: The characters are all-around a bit more aware of the nature and tropes of their setting unless the plot requires them to be GenreBlind.
48	* GratuitousSpanish: Rei drops this as part of her new Spanish heritage.
49	* InAWorld: Defied in the R movie opening.
50	-->'''Usagi''': "'''…In a world—'''"
51	-->'''Luna''': "No 'in a world.'"
52	-->'''Usagi''': "''Frell.''"
53	* InLoveWithYourCarnage: Usagi's reaction to Rei frying the zombie policemen in episode 13.
54	-->'''Usagi''': "I AM SO HOT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW."
55	-->'''Rei''' /¿?
56	* InteractiveNarrator[=/=]MediumAwareness: Now and again, the characters will read the narrative lines and react to it. Everyone hates seeing a 'SUDDENLY!"
57	* InTheNameOfTheMoon: Naturally. Shadowjack's unique spin on it, however, starts in episode 14 and appears in every episode ever since: "[[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I AM THE TERROR THAT TRIPS IN THE NIGHT!]]"
58	** In the ''R'' movie:
59	---> Usagi /deep breath. "WHEN in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one magical entity to slice the vegetable bonds of another, and to assume among the powers of the STARS the totally sweet and awesome station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of lifekind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the seperation! Therefore, we hold these truths to be self-evident: that our hearts are young and eager to fly, that we want to give our hearts a try, that I'll take ROMANCE!\
60	Usagi: "Wait, I messed that up. Whatever! ANYWAY: In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"
61	* LivingForeverIsAwesome: Future Ami seems to think so.
62	-->"Think about it: ''every single day'', all over the Galaxy, something new is happening. Something new to see or do or learn or talk to. A thousand years hasn't been nearly enough."
63	* MicroMonarchy: Recurring to the point that they are just [[NeverWasThisUniverse a feature of the setting.]] The consensus is that they're ancient Earth Kingdom nations reborn, but micro-sized because of population pressure, that recovered their memories and reformed after the collapse of the Soviet Union.
64	* MostDefinitelyNotAVillain: The hideouts of the villain's energy-draining schemes aren't quite as subtle. By the middle of the first season, the girls can see them coming a kilometer away.
65	* ANaziByAnyOtherName: Jadeite is reinterpreted as some sort of Fae Nazi (from late in his ailing career: "I have absolute confidence that we can drive the Allies out of Berlin."), later explained as his prior experience with humanity consisting of "one ''highly amusing'' summer tour of the Third Reich".
66	* {{Nosebleed}}: Invoked during the R movie on Rei thanks to a PantyShot from Minako.
67	* OohMeAccentsSlipping: In Universe. Apparently the Phantom Sister's accents are put on.
68	* OriginalCharacter: Detective Not-Appearing-In-This-Film, who was mostly created to humorously highlight situations where the events portrayed in the show should have caused legal ramifications. He actually appears in one of the summation comics, though.
69	* PaintingTheMedium: More serious events are done in a prose style. REALLY serious events are done as [[ShoutOutToShakespeare plays in Iambic Pentameter]].
70	* PhraseCatcher: "Dammit V!"
71	* PoliceAreUseless:
72	--> '''Makoto''': Y'know, we really should try to stop [Minako] from leaving, one of these days.[[note]]This is from episode 109, in which Minako is obsessed with whether she has a pure heart.[[/note]]
73	--> '''Ami''': What will we do with her, tie her up at the Shrine?
74	--> '''Usagi''': We could give her to the police. Wait, no, how would they hold her?
75	* PrecisionFStrike: When Artemis swears in the ''R'' movie, it's a sign on how bad things are.
76	* RaceLift: Rei was Japanese in canon, but she's a Latina here.
77	* RealWomenDontWearDresses: Commented on how the show averts this trope:
78	--> What I find fascinating about the series is that it really is ''girl power'' in action. It does not take traditionally "masculine" action tropes and simply gender swap them, no, and it does not deny or condemn the attraction of the pretty princess fantasy. Instead, it takes all the "feminine" girly stuff like frilly princess dresses and pink unicorns and ''makes them into implements of power''. The hypothetical girl in the audience is being told that she can be ''as girly as she likes'' and ''still'' dream of growing up into power and responsibility. Feminine articles are not shackles or playthings to be eschewed, or tools good only for obtaining the approval of men -- they are treated as cool and desirable things, in and of themselves.
79	--> Boy craziness is even part of this, in the way they make the knightly romance fantasy an ''active one''. The girls wanna be swept off their feet by a handsome knight, and, damn it, they're gonna go out there and ''find'' that handsome knight and make sure he does it.
80	* {{Reconstruction}}
81	* RestoredMyFaithInHumanity: Claimed by one poster after the finale comic for the first season.
82	* RunningGag:
83	** "TALKING CAT! TALKING CAT!" (Even ''Luna'' does it.)
84	*** Averted with Hotaru:
85	--->'''Hotaru''': Oh my gosh, a talking cat! So cute! May I pet you?
86	--->'''Luna:''' …I LOVE YOU, HOTARU.
87	** Often whenever random civilians are cured of being brainwashed zombie minions to the villains, the first thing out of their lips is a confused, "...Wha' happen?"
88	** "Suddenly! Enter Tuxedo Mask, dramatically, armed with +3 blessed throwing roses." Later seasons have him upgrade his arsenal ("armed with +5 blessed heat seeking throwing roses") and having other characters enter dramatically in the same manner.
89	** "Tuxedo Mask [[ClarkKenting wears glasses]]."
90	** First season villain locales being named [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater "Ackbar's"]]. [[note]][[Franchise/StarWars It's a trap!]][[/note]]
91	** Ami attempting to beat the monster to death with her goddamn princess wand.
92	** Jhiday's comments for every S season episode: "The Other Four Sailor Soldiers [[CantCatchUp Are Useless This Season]]."
93	** "Dammit V!"
94	** A weird attack hitting Usagi, trapping her "and creating a new fetish."
95	* ShoutOut: [[ShoutOut/ShadowjackWatchesSailorMoon All over the place.]]
96	* SparedByTheAdaptation: Yamandakka. Technically she never died on-screen in the anime either, but the recap latches onto this minor footnote and puts its own spin on it.
97	* SpicyLatina: Rei. For, as Shadowjack will happily proclaim, [[RuleOfFunny no reason at all]].
98	* SpinOff: [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=589100 "A Stormy Relationship"]], a series of comics that focus on the {{UST}} between Ami and Makoto. ''These'' versions of Ami and Makoto, anyway.
99	* SuddenVideoGameMoment: Characters refer to items drops, leveling up and other RPG touches in combat.
100	* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: One of his recap comics depicts a dull, possibly hung-over Esmeraude faced with a dutiful attendant, lost time and "You ordered me not to say, ma'am. When it gets to "You said you'd say that...", she gives up.
101	* TapOnTheHead: Karate chops are sometimes used to knock out bystanders before transforming.
102	* TemptingFate: Sometimes invoked to get the plot moving.
103	* UnderTheTruck: How Kamen Scooter evades the police.
104	* VerySpecialEpisode: Defied in the episode 7 recap. "My name is Usagi Tsukino, and if it turns out to be a Very Special Episode of Sailor Moon, I'm gonna be pissed."
105	* VillainousBreakdown: Several villains more...''unique'' behavior is retooled into this.
106	** Kunzite, Dumbest Man in All of Anime, gets this fairly tragically. [[TraumaCongaLine His lover is killed by someone he's brainwashed to worship and obey, and he's being forced to work with the only other person he could find responsible]]. When he's not [[DrowningMySorrows angrily drunk]] he's stoned out of his mind on self-medications, and it's pretty clear he's [[FightingFromTheInside actively self-sabotaging]] as the only rebellion he can get in.
107	** Esmermaude is portrayed as a competent, dangerous general... who is off her meds, and slipping into mania and paranoia.
108	* WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer
109	-->'''Usagi''': Well, I might as well try this sucker. Though goodness knows how I'm supposed to 'cleanse' a pile of rocks.
110	* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: One was drawn up for the end of the first season, speculating on how their lives might have gone if there hadn't been more.
111	* WhosLaughingNow: The Professor does this over his [[SeriousBusiness superior coffee making method.]]
112	* WrestlingMonster: [[SparedByTheAdaptation Yaman]][[HeelFaceTurn daka]] and one of the [[MonsterMash later season monsters]] go head to head for the finale of an episode, replacing the original fight. They are both called this by name.
113	* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: Shadowjack's depiction of the manga version of Rei occasionally speaks like this. Or to put it another way
114	-->'''Usagi''': "Rei speaketh liketh [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Frog]]"

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