Line #21 Recap/SouthParkS14E9ItsAJerseyThing


1	'''Original air date:''' 10/13/2010
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3	The town is invaded by loud, obnoxious guidos/''Series/JerseyShore'' wannabes, and Kyle discovers a disturbing secret about his origins.
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5	!!"It's a Jersey Thing" contains examples of:
6	* AccentSlipUp: Kyle appropriately adopts a Jersey accent when his Jersey side comes out.
7	-->'''Kyle (as Kyley-B):''' Get outta here, ya piece of gahbage! You wanna smush, go creepin’ somewheres else! Yer gahbage, you know that? You’re ''cabbage!''
8	* AngryFistShake: Kyle does one while threatening Cartman, saying that he will smash his teeth in as he continues to say that Kyle is one of them.
9	* BigDamnHeroes:
10	** ''[[BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork Al Qaeda]]'' saving South Park from a Jersey Folk invasion... by crashing 737s into the invading Jersey folk.
11	--->'''Randy:''' It's Al Qaeda!
12	** Sheila saving Sharon from being harassed by angry Jersey women.
13	** Kyle saving Cartman [[RapeAsComedy from being raped]] by Snooki -- [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Cartman actually]] ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness thanks him]]'' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness for it]].
14	* BystanderSyndrome: Why Arnold Schwarzenegger refuses to help South Park: budget problems in California and just a general lack of concern, since the states of Utah and Nevada stand between California and Colorado.
15	* ChildOfTwoWorlds: Kyle, who is half Jerseyite, half Coloradoan.
16	* ConfessionCam: The Jerseyites do this parodying ''Jersey Shore''. Later, Sheila does it while explaining her past in Jersey. Lampshaded by Sharon:
17	-->'''Sharon:''' Sheila, who are you taking to?\
18	'''Sheila:''' You wouldn't understand. [[TitleDrop It's a Jersey thing.]]
19	* EnemyMine: South Park calls upon Al Qaeda to help them with the Jerseyites after it becomes apparent that nobody else wants to help.
20	* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even Al Qaeda sees Jerseyites as a force that must be stopped.
21	* EveryoneHasStandards: South Park's adults (even [[LethallyStupid Randy Marsh]]) thinks that Jerseyites are too [[{{Jerkass}} jerkish]] and stupid even for them (Randy even told that it's impossible to be '''so''' dumb which is rich coming from him).
22	* ExcrementStatement: Cartman shits on Kyle’s doorstep every morning to try to get him and his family to move away since he hates Kyle so much. He later says he’ll start crapping on Kyle’s doorstep even more after learning the latter is from New Jersey. [[TakeOurWordForIt None of the actual crapping is shown on screen]].
23	* ForcedTransformation: Snooki sexually assaulting the boys and her Jersey influence cause Kyle to transform into Kyley-B, who then fights her to save everyone at Sizzler.
24	* FormerTeenRebel: Sheila reveals that she was once a notorious teen party-girl known as "S-Woww Tittybang."
25	* HalfBreedAngst: Kyle deals with this throughout the episode after learning he's half Jersey. See also IAmAMonster below.
26	* HeadTurningBeauty: Sheila is implied to be this back when she lived in New Jersey, as one of the photos of her past showed her getting groped at a bar by a Jersey guy, while another was staring and [[WolfWhistle wolf whistling]] at her.
27	* HiddenDepths: Kyle and Sheila's Jersey side don't come up until they're around other Jerseyites.
28	** Also notable they both fall into these states when their friends are harassed by other Jerseyites, showing a deep connection to their South Park home.
29	* HybridAllAlong: Downplayed with Kyle, since he’s still 100% American[=/=]human, but it was after ''14 seasons'' that we learned he has Jersey blood in him.
30	* HypocriticalHumor: Randy praising Osama Bin Laden and giving a heartwarming speech about how there are no enemies in the world, only people with differences... only to then gleefully proclaim "We got him!" when a soldier drops in through the roof and [[BoomHeadshot shoots Bin Laden in the head]].
31	* IAmAMonster: What Kyle essentially thinks of himself upon learning he’s from Jersey. [[ResistTheBeast He goes to great lengths to hide it from his friends]], until eventually he’s forced to embrace and accept it to save them from Snooki.
32	-->'''Kyle:''' ''(as if about to cry)'' What am I, Mom?
33	-->'''Kyle:''' No! I don’t wanna look like this! ...I can hide it. Nobody ever has to know. I can’t ever let anybody know!
34	* InstantlyProvenWrong: While Kyle is angsting about his Jersey side, Sheila tells him that it's not so bad and that some people think the Jersey look is cool. At that point, Ike appears, takes one look at his mother and brother, screams in horror and faints.
35	* ItIsDehumanising: Everyone refers to Snooki using "it." PlayedForLaughs since Snooki in this episode is physically portrayed as some kind of rat monster.
36	* {{Jerkass}}: All the Jersey people count as this.
37	** Justified with Sheila and Kyle, since they're being that way to help their friends.
38	* {{Joisey}}: The entire episode is built around this stereotype.
39	* LookBehindYou: Kyle tries to warn Cartman that Snooki is behind him, only for Cartman to be WrongGenreSavvy by thinking Kyle is trying to pull this trope. It's only because Kyle continues to insist that Cartman look that he finally does.
40	-->'''Cartman:''' Dude, what the fuck is that thing behind me?
41	* MinorInjuryOverreaction: Cartman starts bawling when Kyle pushes him against a tree, crying about a small scratch behind his head. Cartman later exaggerates the story to the other kids.
42	* MoralMyopia: Pretty much everything Jersey women in the episode say is derisive gossip about other women. When people get sick of it and start throwing shade right back, the Jersey women ''explode''.
43	--> '''Teresa''': Ears out to here! So I tell her "you got big ears, sweety." I'm not trying to be mean, it's just a Jersey thing. Why be effected? I mean, you've got a big chin. We've all got imperfections.\
44	'''Sharon''': Right. Just like your eyes are too far apart.\
45	''[{{Beat}}]''\
46	'''Teresa''': ''[To a camera crew.]'' That was totally uncalled for for what she did. My eyes are too far apart? I'm like "who is she? Is she God?" No. ''[Cut back to the dinner table.]'' You don't ever. ''Ever!'' You ratjob. Prostitution. Whore! You probably sell your muff for six-dollars, you fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! ''[Teresa flips the table.]'' You're nothing but garbage! That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick, old-woman, muff-garbage! Muff cabbage! Fuck this psycho bitch!\
47	'''Sharon''': Wow.
48	* OneWingedAngel: Parodied by Kyle's Jersey side, "Kyley-B", which was treated as this and a SuperpoweredAlterEgo.
49	* PainfulTransformation: Kyle undergoes this when he goes into his Jersey form at Sizzler.
50	* PhraseCatcher: [[TitleDrop "It's a Jersey thing.]]"
51	* RapeAsComedy: The Snooki rapes several people, such as [[AbusiveParents Stephen]], [[ThePigPen DogPoo]], and [[FatBastard Cartman]] -- "Snooki want smoosh-smoosh!"
52	* ShoutOut:
53	** Kyle's "transformation" into a Jersey kid resembles Scott's first transformation in ''Film/TeenWolf''.
54	%%** Kyle's Jersey side is named "Kyley-B."
55	** South Parks' final stand against the Jerseyites takes a page from ''Literature/LesMiserables''.
56	* SmartBall: [[AdultsAreUseless Adults of South Park]] are useful and competent in this episode. This is a rare thing to happen.
57	* TakeThat: At New Jersey culture, but especially ''Series/JerseyShore'' and Snooki.
58	-->'''Randy:''' ''(waving a South Park flag)'' Fuck you, Jersey!!!
59	* TalkToTheFist: When Snooki won’t stop babbling to Kyle, he punches her in the face, and only then does she whimper and run away.
60	* TitleDrop: [[PhraseCatcher "It's a Jersey thing.]]"
61	* YouAreWhatYouHate: Before he learned of his Jersey heritage, Kyle was mostly indifferent to the other Jerseyites, only questioning the overabundance of them. Then when he learns about his Jersey origins, he’s [[IAmAMonster horrified]] and [[HalfBreedAngst refuses to associate with them at all costs]].
62	* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Once New Jersey gets sent back to the East Coast, Bin Laden gets a new hole in his head.

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