Line #10 Recap/FamilyGuyS8E6QuagmiresBaby


1	Quagmire holds a yard sale where Peter purchases a ham radio. Peter eventually manages to contact the ghost of Ronald Reagan and they bond, until it turns out that it was actually the ghost of Creator/RichLittle all along doing an impression of Reagan. While Peter returns the radio to Quagmire, they discover a baby girl on Quagmire's doorstep. Quagmire denies that it's his at first, but then she does his trademark Giggity head-bob.
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3	Now that Quagmire is stuck raising his infant daughter Anna Lee, life for him gets harder. He doesn't even get to have sex with a virgin named Candy. Fed up, Quagmire puts Anna Lee up for adoption, but he soon regrets it.
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5	Meanwhile, Stewie creates a clone of himself and dubs him "Bitch Stewie", who is dumber than the original. Brian asks him to make a clone of himself, which results in "Bitch Brian", who is even dumber.
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9	!!This episode contains examples of:
10	* AssShove: Implied to have been self-inflicted by Bitch Brian.
11	-->'''Bitch Brian:''' I sharpened a pencil in my bum, and now I need a band-aid.
12	* BodyHorror: Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian disintegrating whilst still alive.
13	* CloneDegeneration: A very {{Squick}}y version happens when Stewie decides to clone himself, creating "Bitch Stewie", a deformed, moronic servant to the original. Later, Stewie makes one of Brian, which is arguably more messed up. Eventually, both clones melt into a pile of disgusting, fleshy goo.
14	-->'''Brian:''' I'm not proud of this, but I have to lick that up.[[note]]In the DVD version, Brian asks if his ATM card is in the puddle.[[/note]]
15	* HappilyAdopted: Anna Lee lives with her loving adoptive parents after Quagmire gives her up for adoption.
16	* ImMelting: Stewie creates less-than-intelligent clones of himself and Brian to act as assistants, only for them to become unstable when their bodies literally fall apart and collapse into fleshy gooey puddles.
17	* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Quagmire's reaction after seeing every girl in the strip club reminds him of Anna Lee after he had just given her up for adoption.
18	* ParentalIncest: After just giving her up for adoption, Quagmire fantasizes about this happening with Anna Lee in eighteen years.
19	-->'''Quagmire:''' Maybe I'll bump into her in about 18 years.\
20	'''Peter:''' That's sick, Quagmire! Your own daughter?\
21	'''Quagmire:''' ''[shamelessly]'' ''Come on!'' You didn't think I change that much, did you? ''[breaking the fourth wall]'' Goodnight, everybody!
22	* ParentalNeglect: Quagmire taking care of Anna Lee.
23	* PoliceBrutality: Fred Flintstone being clubbed mercilessly by police at the end of the ''Series/WorldsWildestPoliceVideos'' parody. "Yabba-dabba don't!" chuckles narrator John Bunnell.
24	* SharedFamilyQuirks: Quagmire's belief that the newborn baby isn't his until she says his catchphrase "Giggity".
25	-->'''Anna Lee:''' ''[bobs head]'' Giggity.\
26	'''Quagmire:''' Ohh... I say that.
27	* ShoutOut: To both ''Series/WorldsWildestPoliceVideos'' and ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'': Fred Flintstone makes another appearance, this time as a modern-day drunk driver fleeing police during rush hour, the chase being narrated by original ''Police Videos'' host John Bunnell. As the chase winds through a drive-in movie theater, Dino pops his head out of the car's roof and Fred places the children on top of Dino's head, parodying the opening credits of latter-day episodes of the original ''Flintstones'' series. Much like the ''Jetsons'' gag from an earlier season, the latter's opening sequence is deconstructed by showing just how much trouble a driver would get in if they ''put their kids on the roof of their car while driving''.

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