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1	-> ''In 3rd person games, the camera is like the working class: if you can't control it, it will plot to destroy you.''
2	-->--'''Yahtzee''', ''VideoGame/EpicMickey'' review
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4	-> ''Forgive me for being cynical; though if you don't, you're probably not a regular viewer...''
5	-->--'''Yahtzee''', ''{{VideoGame/Brink}}'' review
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7	->''Doom 3, Painkiller and Resistance 3 we'll call 'shooters.' And we'll come up with a new name for Modern Warfare style games like 'spunkgargleweewee.' I'm perfectly fine with people telling me I just don't like spunkgargleweewee. And Warfighter is bad even for spunkgargleweewee so gargle something else.''
8	-->--'''Yahtzee''', ''[[VideoGame/MedalOfHonor Medal Of Honor: Warfighter]]'' review
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10	-> ''SPOILER WARNING! SPOILER WARNING! HOOT HOOT PUT IT ON MUTE!''
11	-->--'''Yahtzee''', ''VideoGame/OriAndTheBlindForest'' review
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13	-> ''Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics, which is why it's so odd that games try so hard to resemble it.''
14	-->--'''Yahtzee''', ''[[{{VideoGame/STALKER}} S.T.A.L.K.E.R.:CLEAR SKY]]'' review
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16	-> Undertale ''is a good game.''
17	-->--Yahtzee's entire review of ''{{VideoGame/Undertale}}''
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19	-> ''Those of you that are paying attention will no doubt notice that all these games are sequels, And for those of you'' not ''paying attention-'' <claps hands sharply> ''[[SuddenlyShouting OI!]]''
20	-->--'''Yahtzee''', first "E3 Trailer Park" video
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22	-> ''Let’s all laugh at an industry that never learns anything. Tee hee hee.''
23	-->--The jingle preluding "Occasional Guide To Special Moments In Gaming History" videos
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25	->''Fans are clingy, complaining dipshits who will never, ever be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill, tremulous voices, the happier you'll be for it. [[HypocriticalHumor Incidentally, why not buy a Zero Punctuation t-shirt?]]''
26	-->--'''Yahtzee''', ''VideoGame/SilentHillHomecoming'' review
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28	->''[[ApocalypticLog Random documents and audio logs]],\
29	We find them stuck to notice boards, we find them under dogs,\
30	We're gonna put them in a file and give it a review,\
31	When we're bored of all the gameplay but we've nothing else to do!''
32	-->--TheStinger for the ''VideoGame/TheTalosPrinciple'' review

Context Quotes / ZeroPunctuation