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1	->'''Mr Carlson''': Why don't I get to wake up?!? SCROOGE got to wake up [between ghosts]!\
2	'''Marley''': Scrooge didn't eat one of Johnny Fever's brownies.
3	-->-- ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati''
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5	->''Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens\
6	Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens\
7	Even though the prospect sickens\
8	Brother here we go again!''
9	-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "A Christmas Carol", ''Music/AnEveningWastedWithTomLehrer''
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11	->''"''[Groan]'' We're not doing the Christmas Carol, are we? I mean ''come on''! Everyone and their dogs has done this already! I don't wanna do this! This is the ''lazy'' stuff to do when you're out of ideas for reviews!"''
12	-->-- '''Creator/{{EZ Rider}}'''
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14	->''"Any long-running successful show that ''doesn't'' in some way have a go at Charles Dickens's ''Literature/AChristmasCarol'' is doing something wrong."''
15	-->-- '''Jem Roberts''', ''The [[Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue Clue]] Bible''
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17	->'''Doctor:''' It's impossible! I've got to get a very bad man to suddenly decide to just turn nice in time for Christmas day.\
18	'''Amy:''' ''[on radio]'' Doctor, I can't hear you. What is that? Is it singing?\
19	'''Doctor:''' It's a Christmas carol.\
20	'''Amy:''' A what?\
21	'''Doctor:''' [[OverlyLongGag A Christmas carol.]]\
22	'''Amy:''' What?\
23	'''Doctor:''' ''[realizing]'' [[EurekaMoment It's A Christmas Carol!]]
24	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' 2010 Christmas Special
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26	->''I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past''
27	->''And all the folks that you've harassed,''
28	->''They're glad that I am here at last''
29	->'''Cause, Mister CEO'',
30	->''It's movie time, relax and see''
31	->''As we climb up your family tree''
32	->''And we'll see how you used to be''
33	->''Many years ago''
34	-->--'''Wakko Warner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', "A Christmas Plotz''
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36	->'''Linkara:''' We are ''not'' doing a Christmas Carol parody. I refuse!\
37	'''Marley's Ghost:''' But your feelings about Christmas...\
38	'''Linkara:''' I ''love'' Christmas! You won't make me like it any more!\
39	'''Marley's Ghost:''' Okay, but what about making you appreciate good comics?\
40	'''Linkara:''' I've got a whole shelf full of good comics. I read them when I want to. This show is about reviewing the crap for entertainment value.\
41	'''Marley's Ghost:''' Um, okay, but the three spirits are still booked. Uh...\
42	'''Linkara:''' Look, unless this involves [[Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol the Muppets]] or [[Film/AChristmasCarol1999 Patrick Stewart]], I don't want any part of it. ''Get out.''
43	-->-- ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'', "Extreme Super Christmas Special #1" review
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45	->'''Linkara:''' [...]But, let's focus on our first story, an adaptation of ''Literature/AChristmasCarol''... or "Cow-rell". And the thing that sets this part is...\
46	'''Marley's Ghost!Viga''': Linkara! (''[[OhNoNotAgain Linkara droops and glares to the side as the ghost appears]]'') Linkara, because [[ScheduleSlip you have broken your schedule so much this year]], you're going to be haunted by three ghosts-- (''Linkara sets the comic aside, pulls out Magic Gun and shoots her'') Ahh! Ow! [[WhatTheHellHero What the Hell?!]]\
47	'''Linkara:''' We have done, like, ''four takes'' on ''A Christmas Carol'' by this point! Just ''go away'' or I'm breaking out the Pokeballs and the ghost traps!\
48	'''Marley's Ghost!Viga''': Fine. I'll go bother WebVideo/QuintonReviews, at least he won't shoot me in the titty!
49	-->-- ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'', "Christmas Quickies #1"
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51	->'''Ghost of Yesterday:''' I'm here to remind you...\
52	'''Humbug:''' Bah! I know this story. I've been unkind, I get it\
53	'''Ghost of Yesterday:''' Nah, I don't care about that. I'm here to remind you...\
54	...about your laundry! You left socks in the dryer
55	-->--''VideoGame/ClubPenguin'', "A Humbug Holiday"
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57	->'''Homer:''' I just saw the greatest cartoon of all-time. It was about a miser who was visited by three ghosts at Christmas. And get this! ''He learns a lesson!''
58	->'''Lisa:''' Dad, what you saw was ''Literature/AChristmasCarol''. It was written by Creator/CharlesDickens 160 years ago.
59	->'''Bart:''' Yeah, TV writers have been milkin' that goat for years.
60	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
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62	->'''Baz:''' On the street he's known just as "The Geezer", but his actual name is Mister Evan Screws.\
63	'''Lilith:''' Okay...\
64	'''Baz:''' Evan "The Geezer" Screws.\
65	'''Lilith:''' Yeah, I think I see where this is going...
66	-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Oxventure}} Presents: TabletopGame/BladesInTheDark'', "A Crimsnight Carol"
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