Line #10 Quotes/WorldOfJerkass


1	->''zombies would starve in stoneybrook\
2	stoneybrook lacks common sense\
3	[[LackOfEmpathy stoneybrook lacks empathy]]\
4	what is in stoneybrook's water?\
5	[[SocialServicesDoesNotExist stoneybrook lacks social services]]''
6	-->-- A couple of tags on the primary ''Literature/TheBabySittersClub'' snark blog
7
8	->''"Why is everybody in Blart an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole?]]"''
9	-->-- '''Film Brain''', on the characters of ''Film/PaulBlartMallCop'' in his ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'' review
10
11	->'''Bennett:''' Still, it's not like he's the only character that suffers from this schizophrenic writing. Mostly because, he's not the only [[{{Jerkass}} jerk]] in the show because everyone's is a [[{{Jerkass}} jerk]] in this show. And when I say everyone, I mean--\
12	'''[[Film/TheProfessional Norman Stansfield]]:''' '''EVERYONE!'''
13	-->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''' explaining one of the reasons why he doesn't like Netflix's ''Series/CowboyBebop2021''
14
15	->''"You'll see people dying of starvation, but not too far away there's a glutton who can barely eat all the food that he's given. They say that magic power is used to decide your status in life, but they'll use your background as a basis for separating you from the best paths in life. Because you were simply born in another country, they'll use words like "justice" as an excuse to hurt you."''
16	-->-- '''Licht''', ''Manga/BlackClover''
17
18	->''"No one gives a shit, David! Nobody wants to be here! God, it's like you live in this stupid make-believe world where everything's great! The universe doesn't work that way, idiot! Just look around, it's what I've been trying to show you since Day 1! Life sucks and we live in a world of desensitized, apathetic assholes! Why don't you just get with the program and stop giving a shit?"''
19	-->-- '''Max''', ''WebAnimation/CampCamp''
20
21	->''"What a bunch of dicks!"''
22	-->-- '''Rob''' on his opinion of the [[{{Jerkass}} unlikable civilians]] outside the main characters in his ''WebVideo/CartoonClipshow'' review of the ''Robotman and Friends'' cartoon.
23
24	->''"You know... One day, the last one of you will ask me, 'Why did you work with Dracula himself to murder all the people?' And you know what I'll say? It's because you're all so '''fucking rude'''."''
25	-->-- '''Isaac''', ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017''
26
27	->''"Why is it everybody's so offensive 'round here?"''
28	-->-- '''Conker the Squirrel''' (who himself is primarily motivated by {{Greed}}), ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''
29
30	->''"What is your damage, you demented, fat-ass piece of shit? They were hanging a banner, that's the opposite of delinquency. [[ApatheticCitizens They fell two stories and people just laugh?]] Oxnard, California is just DIC."''
31	-->-- '''CR''' of ''WebVideo/FamiliarFaces'' reaches his breaking point and calls out [[DeanBitterman the Principal]] for suspending the three kids and [[{{Jerkass}} everyone else for laughing at them]] after they fell two stories for hanging a banner in the ''Battletoads'' Pilot.
32
33	->''"A dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."''
34	-->-- ''Literature/{{Friday}}''
35
36	->''"If you want justice, you've come to the wrong place."''
37	-->-- '''Tyrion Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
38
39	->''"But ''they'' don't understand anything but [[DumbassHasAPoint HATE]], '''[[{{Jerkass}} HATE]], ''[[ChewingTheScenery HAAAAAAAAAATE!]]''[==]'''"''
40	-->-- '''Billy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''
41
42	->''"Are there any redeeming characters in this movie? [[BaitAndSwitchComment No.]]\
43	His wife is a [[HenpeckedHusband nagging cliche.]]\
44	The neighbor, Creator/PhilHartman, bless his soul, is [[ReallyGetsAround plowing his way through every mom in the neighborhood.]]\
45	And Santa? Santa is a lie! Just a bunch of [[BadSanta ex-cons running bootleg toys out of a warehouse.]]\
46	You even want to punch Creator/ChrisParnell in the face! And you ''like'' Chris Parnell!"''
47	-->-- ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' on ''Film/JingleAllTheWay''
48
49	->''"Everyone just yells and screams at each other! No one's civil anymore!"''
50	-->-- '''Arthur Fleck''', ''Film/Joker2019''
51
52	->''"Geez, Even in the [[ComicBook/UltimateMarvel Ultimate Universe]] civilians are assholes."''
53	-->-- '''Linkara''' on ''Ultimatum #1-2'', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''
54
55	->''"Man, everyone's a dick in this season."''
56	-->-- '''Linkara''' on ''Series/PowerRangersOperationOverdrive'', ''WebVideo/HistoryOfPowerRangers''
57
58	->''"Every character is either horribly bland, horribly stupid, or just plain horrible."''
59	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' on ''WesternAnimation/AllenGregory''
60
61	->''"Why is it these people have a talent for surrounding themselves with the craziest fucking nutballs? Is ''anyone'' in this world outside of the main characters likable? What kinda water are they drinking in Maine to make them such assholes?!"''
62	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on his review of ''Film/It1990''
63
64	->''"Okay, how come every person in a ''[[Film/TheKarateKid Karate Kid]]'' movie is an asshole?"''
65	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on his review of ''Film/TheNextKarateKid''
66
67	->'''[[Characters/Persona5RyujiSakamoto Ryuji Sakamoto]]:''' I can't stand it... This world is so messed up! The weak're left to fight for themselves, while rotten adults get away with whatever they want!\
68	'''[[Characters/Persona5Morgana Morgana]]:''' And those in power don't do anything to help the situation.
69	-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona5''
70
71	->''"Every time there's, like, 'Okay, ''this'' character hasn't proven to be a jerk yet; let's root for them for a second.' Every time we think we can do that, they prove us wrong ''very'' quickly."''
72	-->-- '''[[https://youtube.com/@RobertIDK?si=8lZ4RAniNX-G_fB2 RobertIDK]]''' on ''WebAnimation/MyStoryAnimated'', "[[https://youtu.be/pwZ4mx6g0w0?si=Qj427UONF1wrdgWk My Story Animated Has Gone TOO FAR...]]"
73
74	->''"Seriously, everyone at the school is a punk or a bully."''
75	-->-- '''Rason Miyamosa''' on Yokai Academy, ''FanFic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness Act I''
76
77	->''"I'm surrounded by assholes!"''
78	-->-- '''Dark Helmet''', ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''
79
80	->''"I mean, '''this''' is what I have to look forward to when I grow up? People being just... jerks."''
81	-->-- '''Peter Parker''', ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'', Issue #70
82
83	->'''Maximus:''' Why can't we all just get along, Sameth?\
84	'''Sameth:''' Because most of us are ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored)]]'', little buddy.
85	-->-- ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxTheDevilsPlayhouse'', Episode 2: "[[Recap/SamAndMaxTheDevilsPlayHouse302TheTombOfSammunMak The Tomb of Sammun-Mak]]"

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