1 | ->'''Mal:''' Ship like this... you treat her proper, she'll be with you 'til the day you die.\ |
2 | '''Zoe:''' That's because she's a death trap, sir. |
3 | -->-- ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' |
4 | |
5 | ->'''Luke Skywalker''': (''regarding the'' Millennium Falcon) What a piece of junk! |
6 | ->'''Han Solo''': She'll make .5 past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself. |
7 | -->-- ''Film/ANewHope'' |
8 | |
9 | ->"Say, what is that? A percolator on a roller skate?" |
10 | -->--[[CoolTrain Silver Fish]] train engineer, referring to WesternAnimation/PorkyPig's ''very'' antiquated steam engine, ''WesternAnimation/PorkysRailroad'' |
11 | |
12 | ->"You see, your brain's dick thinks that 2-door cars are faster because ''structural rigidity'' or whatever. So when a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13 you're ''[[OhCrap pissed]]'' because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your [[SoreLoser excuses]]." |
13 | -->-- ''WebVideo/RegularCarReviews'' |
14 | |
15 | ->'''Latrell:''' There's some mighty fine rides lining up out there. But you know which one I think our friend should be looking out for? That plain-looking one right there.\ |
16 | ''Points to a stock-looking Abarth 500.''\ |
17 | '''Hiro:''' Huh? Doesn't look like much.\ |
18 | '''Latrell:''' It doesn't have to if it's got the right kind of monster under the hood. If you're not careful, that monster's gonna eat you up. |
19 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TheCrew2'' |
20 | |
21 | ->'''Elizabeth:''' So you're the little puffer that's broken down.\ |
22 | '''Thomas:''' And ''you're'' just an old Sentinel lorry.\ |
23 | '''Elizabeth:''' That would be ''vintage'' Sentinel lorry. And I haven't much time to get your coupling rods. |
24 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'', "Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry" |
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