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1	->"Greetings, and welcome to my first ever Let's Play of Troika's Vampire The Masquerade: the only game that lets you feel like you're actually living inside a failed Creator/JossWhedon project."
2	-->--'''[[Creator/LittleKuriboh Marik Ishtar]]''', ''WebVideo/MarikPlaysBloodlines'', ''on this game.''
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4	->"Police don't have any suspects at this time, but they're pretty sure it was you."
5	-->--'''Newscaster''', ''to the Malkavian PC, through the TV set.''
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7	->"No, you stop!"
8	-->--'''Malkavian PC''', ''to a stop sign.''
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10	->"Blood! It's your new rack of lamb, your new champagne, your new fucking heroin!"
11	-->--'''Smiling Jack.'''
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13	->"Oooh, what do we have here? Another scrumptious young plaything straight out of life and into my club? Mmm... you smell new, little boy/girl, like fabric softener dew on freshly mowed Astroturf. Oh, I'm not frightening you, am I, duckling?"
14	-->--'''Jeanette Voerman''', ''to PC.''
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16	->"Sweet Kindred, Thank you again for all you did for me. I want you to know that I meant it when I said I adored you. You made me feel that the world was not nearly as dark and desperate. I hope to see you again in my club... And in my dreams. All my love, VV."
17	-->--'''Velvet Velour''', ''First email sent to the PC after being nice to her and completing both of her missions.''
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19	->"Playa, what's the score, how they hangin', good evening and all that commotion! Welcome to Fat Larry's Truck of Mack, the only store for all your needs after ten o'clock: I am the proprietor and salesman of the months several years in a row, the ladies call me "Oh God!" but you can call me Fat Larry with an F-A-T, cuz I know I got a weight problem an' I just don't give a fuck!"
20	-->--'''Fat Larry's''' introduction
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22	->"A tuna walks into a sushi bar and tells the chef, 'You killed my father!'
23	->"Chef says 'That's my business, fish.'
24	->"The tuna thinks about this for a moment and says 'Very well. Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever.'
25	->"'And if I win?' asks the chef.
26	->"'Then you can feed me to your customers,' says the tuna.
27	->"So they start to play. Now, tunas love to play chess so in a few moves the tuna has the chef checkmated.
28	->"'Looks like I win,' says the tuna.
29	->"The chef nods and plunges his knife into the tuna's belly.
30	->"'But I won!' says the tuna.
31	->"'So did your father,' says the chef."
32	-->--'''The TV newsanchor''', ''to a Malkavian PC''

Context Quotes / VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines