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1----²²->''If the police expect to play against the Joker, they'd better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!''²-->-- '''Me!''', in my very first appearance ever!²²->''The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there be in humbling mere policemen? I am the greatest criminal ever known! Hahahaha! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me!''²-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1 #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''²²->''Why so serious?''²-->-- '''Me!''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''²²->''You're not contractually tied to reality. There is no Sanity Clause!''²-->-- '''Me!''', to Commissioner Gordon in ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke''²²->''Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. [[ForTheEvulz Some men just want to watch the world burn.]]''²-->-- '''Alfred Pennyworth''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''. Oh Alfie, you flatter me!²²->''How about a magic trick? I'm going to [[EyeScream make this pencil disappear]].''²-->-- '''Me again''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''. Knocked' em dead with that one!²²->''There's two things [[ComicBook/LexLuthor he]] forgot to tell [[{{ComicBook/Deathstroke}} you]] about me... I don't give a damn '''what''' happens to the world... and I '''DON'T''' play well with others...''²-->-- '''Moi''', setting that killjoy Deathstroke straight, ''VideoGame/MortalKombatVsDCUniverse''²²->''All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.''²-->-- '''Guess who?''', ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke''. I just wanted old Jim to see the joke!²²->''"It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway! [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAHAHA]]!"''²-->-- '''Me again (who'd'a thunk?)''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''²²->''"Yet we're linked, you and I. Like {{comedy}} and {{tragedy}}. Two sides, same coin."''²-->-- '''Me!''' to good old Batsie, ''WesternAnimation/TheBatman'', "The Bat In The Belfry".²²->''"Jingle Bells. Batman Smells. Robin Laid An Egg. The Batmobile Lost A Wheel and the JOOOKEERRR GOT A-WAY!!!"''²-->-- '''*yawn*(Do I need to say it?)''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Christmas with the Joker". My first debut and oh how I love Christmas and you know what folks....I DID ESCAPE using a Rocket Christmas Tree!!! See below on the 'additional lyrics'.²²->''"Crashing through the roof, in a one-horse open tree, busting out I go, laughing all the wheeeeeee! Ha ha ha ha!"''²-->-- '''ME!!!''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Christmas with the Joker". If it wasn't for me, Creator/{{Mark|Hamill}}y wouldn't be famous. Remind me to send a 'special gift' for him...Mwahahahahahaha!²²->''"Batman, you wouldn't let me fry, would you?"'' (Batman thinks for a moment and wants to consider it) ''"BATMAN!!!!"''²-->-- '''Yes...yes! Youknowwhoitis...*mumbles*''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Last Laugh". I can't believe I have to say that line. Sure I make Batsy laugh but not the way I wanted...²²->''"The guy is so [[AxCrazy demented]] and [[CardCarryingVillain evil]], but so '''[[BlackComedy funny]]''' at the same time, it actually makes you [[RuleOfFunny laugh along with him]] and [[GuiltyPleasures feel guilty about it afterward]]. How can you '''not''' laugh at a guy with [[PerpetualSmiler a permanent smile?]]"''²-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd James Rolfe]], [[ Batman Movie Reviews Part 2]]'''. Nailed me right on the head!²²->''"You know what's great about you, puddin'? You really put the "fun" in "funeral!"''²-->-- '''My Dear Little Harley''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Man Who Killed Batman"²²->''"That's the downside of comedy. You're always taking shots from people who just don't get the joke!"''²-->-- '''Me!''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Mad Love"²²->'''Bat-Fake:''' What can you tell me about clowns, Commissioner?²->'''Dear Old Barb:''' In this town, they're never funny.²-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'''. Honestly, Fake-Man would ''suit'' him a lot more, but a [[VideoGame/MegaMan goody-two-shoes doctor]] has a patent on that. [[JokerImmunity We'll see who'll laugh last, Doctor Blight!]]²²->''"You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old Uncle Joker's been away. New Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again!"''²-->-- '''The New Me!''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''²²->'''Me:''' ''Interesting. I always ''thought'' your misguided sense of self-righteousness came from some personal tragedy. I'm sorry for whatever it was that happened to you which made you the way you are.''\²'''Bats:''' ''But?''\²'''Me:''' ''But I '''do''' want to kill you. I imagine that's hard to hear after you just opened yourself up to me like you just did. I imagine, in your head, you saw this visit as a change to work on the nature of our relationship while I'm temporarily ''not'' a frothing-at-the-mouth, raving lunatic. You probably saw this visit [[HopeSpot as a chance for a new beginning.]] But here's the cold, hard truth, Bats... I don't hate you 'cause I'm crazy... ''[[ThePowerOfHate I'm crazy 'cause I hate you]].'' And your death - [[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou preferably]], but [[PragmaticVillainy not necessarily]], by my hand - will mean an end to my reign of terror in Gotham. [[AndThenWhat When you're gone, I'll stop hurting people I don't know. I'll stop with the mayhem and murder.]] I'll lock myself up in a hospital and run out my clock staring at the walls, hopped up on premium grade pharmaceuticals that leave me so virtually ''lobotomized'', they'll have to catheterize ''and'' colostomize my holes [[{{Squick}} to keep me from becoming a nonstop self-pissing and pooping mess]]. I can tell by your face that I've disappointed you. But you're a big, strong guy who's obviously familiar with disappointment and disillusionment, so I'm thinking you can handle this information... Yes, I '''want''' to kill you. And then? Then we'll ''both'' finally be free.''\²''({{Beat}})''\²'''Me:''' ''Since we're being super truthful, I should also tell you [[MoodWhiplash I saw a bit of your junk when you were getting changed before.]]''²-->--'''Me, doped up on anti-psychotics laying it out for ol' Pointy-Ears during a heart to heart''', ''Batman Cacophony''. Nothin' like a good drug-fuelled tirade about the futility of a lifelong vendetta ending in certain death by one or both parties to get the romance pumping, eh?²²->'''Bat-Jerk:''' You're going to Arkham.\²'''Me:''' In a coffin or not at all? ''[EvilLaugh]'' Oh well. Kill and the world dies with you; die and you laugh alone.²-->-- '''VideoGame/BatmanVengeance'''. Honestly, my spoof on the old saying, "Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and you cry alone," is my part of an attempt to subvert my JokerImmunity, standing between getting sent either to Arkham Asylum or six feet under; but, you know, [[HaveANiceDeath "Death is no substitute for justice!"]] HAHAHAHAHAHA!²²->''"If you weren't hiding in the shadows like a little girl, this would be over so much faster."''²-->-- '''Me!''' seeking due sportsmanship in ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum''²²->''"Where, oh where has my little Bat gone? Oh where, oh where can he be? His cowl, his scowl, his temper so foul. I do hope he's coming for me." [EvilLaugh]''²-->--'''Me again''', doing a spoof of "Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?", ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''²²->'''Me:''' If you actually let me finish a sentence, you might learn something! You might learn we're NotSoDifferent. You might even learn something about yourself.\²'''Bat-Brain:''' [[ShutUpHannibal You need to learn to shut up!]]²-->-- '''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'''. [[spoiler:And just when I was very close to blowing the Bat's brains out, right before he knocked the gun out of my hand. Oh well...]]²²->''"Uh-uh-uh, don't touch that remote! I know it's heartbreaking to have your favorite shows pre-empted. But look what you're getting instead: me! And a whole truckload of mindless violence and wanton property damage! Everything that makes TV great! So stay tuned, you won't believe your eyes..."''²-->-- '''Me!''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''²²-> ''"'Winged... Freak... Terrorizes?' Wait 'til they get a load of me."''²-->--'''Me!''', ''Film/Batman1989''²²->''"Batman? Batman?! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a '''bat''' gets all of '''my''' press?! This town needs an enema!"''²-->-- '''Me again!''', ''Film/Batman1989''²²->''"Your pals, uh... they're not bad people. Maybe we oughta give 'em a couple of days to think it over? (beat) No? (beat) Grease 'em now? Well... okay. You are a vicious bastard, Rotelli... I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD!"''²-->-- ''' Me yet again!''', ''Film/Batman1989''²²->''"New and improved Joker products with the new secret ingredient... Smilex! Now, let's go over to our blind taste test! Uh-oh... he don't look happy... he's been usin' Brand X! But with new and improved Joker Brand, I get a grin... Again and again! That luscious tan... those ruby lips... and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. I know what you're saying, where can I get these fine new items? Well, that's the gag. Chances are, you bought 'em already! So remember, put on a happy face!"''²-->-- '''Do I know how to make a commercial or what?''' ''Film/Batman1989''²²-> ''"{{Where does|HeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys}} [[Franchise/{{Batman}} he]] [[TropeNamer get all those wonderful toys?]]"''²-->-- '''Yours Truly''', ''Film/Batman1989''²²-> ''"And now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But as my plastic surgeon always said: If you gotta go, GO WITH A SMILE!"''²-->--'''Me,''' capping a certain parade. ''Film/Batman1989''²²->'''Me:''' Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?\²'''Brucey:''' ...what?\²'''Me:''' I always ask that of ''all'' my prey. I just like the sound of it.²-->--'''Me once more!''', ''Film/Batman1989''. Ooh, [[Creator/JackNicholson Jack!]] You know me like a book, that ''does'' sound like fun! But what's with that whole "[[AccidentalInnuendo never rub another man's rhubarb]]" thing, [[HoYay hmmm?]]²²->'''Me:''' ...and that's the idea. Be sure you follow my instructions to the split-second!\²'''{{Mook|s}}:''' But, boss, you ain't gonna [[HeelFaceTurn really reform]], are you?\²'''Me:''' ''[smoking up a skull from my cigarette]'' Of course not! My business will go on as usual...the important thing is that I'll be free! [[JokerImmunity The Joker shall die so that he may live again!]]²-->--'''Yours truly''', discussing [[ThePlan my master plan]] in putting my JokerImmunity to the test, ''Detective Comics Issue #64'': [[ "The Joker Walks the Last Mile"]]²²->'''Me:''' ''You! [[ThisLoserIsYou Miserable little nobody!]] [[AndYourLittleDogToo If I get caught, your wife and son are history!]]''²->'''[[CorneredRattlesnake Charlie Collins:]]''' ''You're not getting caught, not this time. [[SomebodySetUpUsTheBomb I found this blown out of the van.]] [[PreMortemOneLiner This is how it ends, Joker.]] [[FinalBattle No big schemes, no grand fight to the finish with the]] [[ArchEnemy Dark Knight.]] Tomorrow, all the papers will say, is that [[StuffBlowingUp the Great Joker was found blown to bits in an alley]], [[DeusExMachina alongside a]] [[IronicEcho miserable little nobody]]. Ha. [[LampshadeHanging Kind of funny, ironic, really.]] See! [[NotSoHarmlessVillain I can destroy a man's dreams too!]] [[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou And that’s really the only dream you've got, isn’t it?]]''²->'''Me:''' ''Look, Charlie, you've had a busy day...all this running around...all this excitement with-[[DistressCall BAAAAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] Stop! [[YoureInsane You’re crazy!]]''²->'''Charlie Collins:''' ''[[HeWhoFightsMonsters I had a good teacher…]] [[SanitySlippage ha ha ha…]] [[PreMortemOneLiner Say goodnight, Gracie!]]''²->'''Me:''' ''No!! [[SayMyName Batmaaan, Batmaaaaan]]!!'' [{{Beat}}] ''[[HowMuchDidYouHear How long have you been there?]]''²->'''Batman:''' ''Long enough.''²-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Joker's Favor" Gotta hand it to ya, Chaz, in retrospective, it ''was'' quite funny. Not that I'll ever admit it in yer face. [-I can't believe it! I work, plan, rehearse every day to be the greatest comedian Gotham has ever seen, and suddenly this guy just comes here with BeginnersLuck and steals my act-] [--Batman even laughed!--] [---He never laughs at my jokes...---] [---- Well, except [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke that time]]...----]²²->I'm just trying to show you²->Just how well I know you…²->I understand just how you feel.²->Threw your reason away²->'Cause you had one bad day,²->And your mind let go of the wheel!²²->Still, we're fated to battle,²->You pout and I prattle,²->Don't you ever tire of this game?²->But you'll not make it end,²->'Cause I'm your only friend!²->[[NotSoDifferent We are opposites but we're the same]]²²->We are two of a kind²->Violent, unsound of mind²->You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?²->And if I were to leave²->You would grumble and grieve²->Face it, Bats, you'd be lost without me! ²-->-- '''Moi, Again!''' [[ In a rare musical performance!]]²²->Who will be your pretty, little enemy? ²->When I'm gone your world will prove empty. ²->I promise you will always remember me. ²->The joke's on you, poison me. ²->While you clean the streets of misfortune, ²->I pick the innocent from my dirty teeth. ²->[[NotSoDifferent We're one and the same]]...deranged.²-->-- '''Music/CoheedAndCambria''', in a little ditty about Batsy and me, straight up from the ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity'' soundtrack²²->''[[WhatWereYouThinking What were you trying to prove?]] [[NotSoDifferent That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you?!]] [[ShutUpHannibal No. You're alone.]]''²-->-- '''Batman''', [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Ouch!]] ''Film/TheDarkKnight''²²->'''Carnage''': I thought you had the stomach for death, Joker. I guess I was wrong.²->'''Me''': It's not a question of stomach, my friend, [[ComplexityAddiction it's a question of]] ''[[ComplexityAddiction style]]''! Any idiot...nothing personal, of course... can go out and slaughter a few thousand people, but were's the laughter and tears? The handstands and histrionics? In short, my dense and sanguine pal, [[EvilIsHammy where's the]] ''[[LargeHam theater]]''? I always thought of myself as the Creator/OrsonWelles of crime and chaos, while you, apparantly, aspire to be nothing more than...Creator/DavidHasselhoff! Alas, dear Carnage, I thought we had the makings of a classic team--but--hard as it is to believe, I was wrong!²-->-- '''Yours truly again''', spelling it out for Carnage, in the first Franchise/{{Batman}}[=/=]ComicBook/SpiderMan crossover. What is this new generation coming to, I ask you?²²->'''Bat-Fake:''' It's funny. I know about all your other major enemies, but you never mentioned him. He was the biggest, wasn't he?²->'''Bruce:''' It wasn't a popularity contest. He was a psychopath. A monster.²-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''. Damn straight, Brucey!²²->'''The Royal Moi:''' You know, Batsy, I been thinkin'. There's only one thing wrong with our relationship: You always win! Tonight that changes.\²'''The Soon-to-Be-Dead Bat:''' You haven't beaten me yet, Joker.\²'''The Royal Moi:''' I know! ''(chuckles)'' Isn't the anticipation just ''[[JustForPun killing]]'' you?\²'''Darling Harl':''' Ain't you gonna take his mask off and find out who he is?\²'''The Royal Moi:''' And reduce my primal enemy to a mere man? Harley, my dear, I'm so disappointed in you. Where's the fun in that?²-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'', "ComicBook/EmperorJoker!" ThatRemindsMeOfASong... Love the tension, cue the music!²²->You can be a goody two-shoes 'till the end of your days²->You can listen to them say crime never pays²->You can follow every law and be the big black bat²->But why would you want to? Huh!²²->Where's the fun in that?²->Where's the fun in that?²²->So, smile, darn you, smile (Ah...)²->Everybody loves to grin²->Follow my lead, recite my creed²->And smile, darn you, smile²-->-- '''The Marvelous Moi''', in my crazy musical number called "WheresTheFunInThat (Smile, Darn You, Smile)", ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'', "ComicBook/EmperorJoker!"²²->''"I can't believe it. He's... he's actually gone. [[AntagonistInMourning Let's take a moment to reflect on the passing of a man]] who was more than just another do-gooder in tights. He was the best [[ArchEnemy arch-nemesis]] a sociopath could ask for.'' ({{beat}}) ''Okay, let's do it again!"''²-->-- '''Good Ol' Moi''', right before bringing the dead Bat to life and then forcing him to go through a DeathMontage (though LighterAndSofter and less explicit), ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'', "ComicBook/EmperorJoker!"²²->''One by One, they'll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.''²-->-- '''My message written on a cell wall in Arkham''', from ''Batman: The Man Who Laughs''.²²->''"All you care about is money. This town ''deserves'' a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to 'em."''²-->-- '''Me!''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''²²->''"'''WHAT?!!''' Compare me to Batman?! I got more style, more brains! [[SharpDressedMan I'm certainly a better dresser]]!"''²-->-- '''Me!''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Be a Clown"²²->''"Adios, Brucie. I guess I should salute you as a [[WorthyOpponent worthy adversary]] and all that, but the truth is I really did hate your guts. ([[BlowingARaspberry blows a raspberry]])"''²-->-- '''Me!''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''²²->''"I do terrible, crazy things, and then [[Franchise/{{Batman}} you]] act all grim and gritty and stop me. And I go back to Arkham and you go back to...well, whatever it is you do when I'm not around. Brooding all by yourself in the '''dark''' I suppose. [[IAmWhatIAm That's just how we ]]'''[[IAmWhatIAm are]]'''. Or how we've grown to be. [[StatusQuoIsGod And it's ]]'''[[StatusQuoIsGod never ]]'''[[StatusQuoIsGod going to change]]."''²-->-- '''Me again!''', ''[[ComicBook/TheBatmanAdventures Batman: Gotham Adventures]]'' #60²²->'''Harvey Dent:''' (''on television'') Together, we can make this city safe for decent people!²->'''Me:''' Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier some place else.²-->-- ''Film/Batman1989''²²->''"Too easy! Played you like a violin, and then cut your strings! Nighty-night, Bats."''²-->-- '''My gloating''' during [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist a temporary victory]] ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum''²²->''"C'mon-c'mon, I want you to do it, I wanchatodoit, hit me, '''HIT ME!'''"''²-->-- '''Me''' proving to Batsy that [[GameOfChicken I'm not afraid of him]] in ''Film/TheDarkKnight''²²->''"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... ''do'' things."''²-->-- '''Me!''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''²²->Take me on home, to the Asylum!²->Never alone in the asylum.²->Anarchy ruled, it was wild,²->But through it all, you never smiled.²->Joke's on you! I'm in your head, so ²->Look who's laughing now!²²->Remember in Arkham City?²->I killed your girl, so pretty.²->That was the night you let me die,²->But when I looked you in the eye,²->That's when I knew we'd be together;²->Look who's laughing now!²²->I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing! (HA!)²->I fill you with dread, and I can't stop laughing!²->Your parents are dead, and I can't stop laughing!²->What else can I do?²->Now I'm part of you!²²->I am the clown prince of crime,²->And we've had a hell of a time.²->You're part of me, I'm part of you,²->And now there's nothing left to do.²->I just can't wait till I'm in control.²->Who'll be laughing then?²²->I drove you round the bend, and I'm laughing!²->I'm with you till the end, and I can't stop laughing!²->I killed all your friends, and I can't stop laughing!²->[Cue to Joker's laughter]²²->Oh yeah! Think I can taste your fear²->Now that my time is near.²->I'm in your blood; I'm so alive!²->I only wish you'd let me drive!²->It won't be long till I make you kill.²->Who'll be laughing then?²²->Barbara's dead, and I'm laughing! (HA!)²->Jason Todd's dead, and I can't stop laughing!²->I'M EVEN DEAD, and I can't stop laughing!²->What else can I do?²->Now I'm part of you!²²->I drove you round the bend, and I'm laughing!²->I'm with you till the end, and I can't stop laughing!²->I killed all your friends, and I can't stop laughing!²->I'm cock-a-doodle-doo!²->All because of you!²²->I'm stuck in your head, and I'm laughing! (HA!)²->I fill you with dread, and I can't stop laughing!²->Your parents are dead, and I can't stop laughing!²->[Cue to Joker's laughter]²²->I'm stuck in your head, and I'm laughing!²->I fill you with dread, and I can't stop laughing!²->Your parents are dead, and I can't stop laughing!²->What I else can I do?²-> (serious tone) Now I'm part of you!²²-->-- '''The Fabulous Idol''', singing "Look Who's Laughing Now" in Brucey's mind, ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight''. I'm still able to sing this good even when I'm dead in ''Arkham Knight'', especially when it's my good friend Creator/{{Mark|Hamill}}y doing the singing. Wait... didn't he say he quit after I [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity died]]... Let's see... Oh yes... there's a cameo of the Killing Joke there. That's why. Nice going, boy. Again, remind me to send you a present. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!²²->''"Oh I'm not gonna kill you, I'm just gonna hurt you, really '''really''' bad."''²-->-- '''Who else?''', ''Film/SuicideSquad2016''²²->'''Frost:''' You might want to keep your mouth shut.²->'''Griggs:''' Can I go, man? What the hell is going on? This is crazy.²->'''Me:''' Blah blah blah blah blah blah. All of that chit chat's gonna get you hurt.²-->-- ''Film/SuicideSquad2016''²²->''"In the film ''Film/TheUsualSuspects,'' the dominating criminals reach the conclusion that to win, you just had to have the will to do what the others won't- which was co-opt by Keyser Soze. I think that's what SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker is: not ''necessarily'' insane, just a man who's willing to do what the others won't; the kind of person who'll haul a dead body in a batman costume on a carefully calculated length of rope into City Hall, [[{{Troll}} just to mess with people]]. Maybe that's crazy... or maybe that's someone just really confident in himself. That's why he and Batman are evenly matched: they are [[TheChessmaster just as smart]], both know the city - the good guys, the bad guys - and [[CrazyPrepared how to prepare for the unexpected]]. But while Batman brings in [[OneManArmy greater combat skill]], the Joker has one serious advantage: he's [[PunctuatedForEmphasis willing... to do...]] '''[[TheUnfettered anything]].'''"''²-->-- '''Website/SFDebris''', you flatter me too much!²----²-->[-If, for whatever little ol' reason, you'd prefer speaking to me in glorious person, [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker click here.]] ([[SnarkBait Hurry!]] [[IfYouCallBeforeMidnightTonight This deal won't]] ''[[RidiculouslyLoudCommercial LAST!]]'')-]²----


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