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1->'''Ducky:''' Muscle soreness?\
2'''Tony:''' Only when I move or breathe.\
3'''Ducky:''' Yes, clearly you haven't quite recovered from your bout with ''Y. pestis''. You need a rest.\
4'''Tony:''' No, I need to get back to work, Ducky.\
5'''Kate:''' Damn it, Tony. I should just take you home and get you in bed. ''[Ducky and Tony look at Kate]'' Okay, that didn't come out the way I intended.
6-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "[[Recap/NCISS02E23 Twilight]]"
7
8->"I'll... get wood... ''at the tree!'' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Tree wood!]]"
9-->-- '''Sagi''', ''VideoGame/BatenKaitos Origins''
10
11->'''Frylock:''' Just help me roll this into the garage.\
12'''Master Shake:''' Why don't you help me suck it?\
13(beat)\
14'''Master Shake:''' ...Wait a minute, that backfired.
15-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''
16
17->'''Steven:''' Hey! Look, you have Rose Quartz, why bother with him? He's worthless!\
18'''Lars:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks a lot, Steven]].\
19'''Steven:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper No, I meant like worth less, not worthless like relative to me?]]
20-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Stuck Together"
21
22->'''Lelouch:''' That pussy's got my head's protection! Wow. That did not come out right. ''[falls into a bush]'' Well this figures. I'm supposed to be chasing pussy but instead I'm stuck in the bush. ''[{{Beat}}]'' What is wrong with me today! ''[finds Suzaku]'' Suzaku, what are you doing here?\
23'''Suzaku:''' I'm here to kick ass. ''[hears meow]'' Now let's go take care of your pussy problem!\
24'''Lelouch:''' Well, at least, it's not just me.
25-->-- ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' [[note]]A cat stole his helmet[[/note]]
26
27->"Let's do it! The levels, I mean, not sex."
28-->-- '''Jeff''', ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''
29
30->'''Ross:''' ''(comes in red-faced, sweating, and out of breath)'' Hey.\
31'''Phoebe:''' Hey. Why are you all red and sweaty?\
32'''Ross:''' I just bamboozled Chandler!\
33''({{Beat}})''\
34'''Ross:''' ...which is not a sexual thing.
35-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''
36
37->"Mary...I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!"
38-->-- '''Lloyd Christmas''', ''Film/DumbAndDumber''
39
40->''"Even ''look'' in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots, too...that came out wrong. [[SubvertedTrope Or]] [[BlackComedyRape did it?]]''"
41-->-- '''Wade Wilson''', ''Film/Deadpool2016''
42
43->"Yes, ''Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit."''
44-->-- '''Creator/OrsonWelles''' (voiced by Creator/MauriceLaMarche), ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''
45
46->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what — I need a place to stay.]] [[FreudianSlip If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!]]\
47'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!\
48'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''
49-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''
50
51->''"If you need something under the table... I'm your guy. ''({{beat}})'' That didn't come out right."''
52-->--''Series/{{Dexter}}''
53
54->'''Amy Pond:''' You're worse than my aunt!\
55'''Eleventh Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than ''everybody's'' aunt! ''[{{beat}}]'' And that is ''not'' how I'm introducing myself.
56-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
57
58->''"Yeah, but I can't let Tani-baka know about this'' [[note]](an ongoing MarryThemAll scenario between most of the SOS Brigade started by Haruhi with Kyon at the center)[[/note]] ''— ever. The second he heard about it, his head would explode!'' (blinks, thinking about what she just said as her face reddens) ''And I'm going to shut up now."''
59-->-- '''Yanagimoto''', ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero''
60
61->'''Female!Commander Shepard:''' ''([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5A-JaAHmw4&t=91s discussing]] '[[BoldlyComing sparring]]')'' So when should I book the room?\
62'''Garrus Vakarian:''' I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible, and take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, I always like to savor that last shot before popping the heat sink.\
63''(A {{Beat}} persists as Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk.)''\
64'''Garrus Vakarian:''' Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere ''horrible''.
65-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
66
67->'''Sherman Klump''': Pardon me ladies and gentlemen, but I cannot go on living unless I have this man inside me right now!\
68'''Dean Richmond''': Steady, sailor.
69-->-- ''Film/{{The Nutty Professor|1996}}''
70
71-> '''Garrus:''' Turians like it hot.\
72'''Shepard:''' I ride my soldiers hard and put them away wet, I can at least make sure they don't go to bed hungry.
73-->-- ''[[Fanfic/WeightlessMassEffect Weightless]]''
74
75->'''Aaron Rodgers''': WILSON, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR DICK OFF!\
76'''Jay Cutler''': [[LampshadeHanging That's a poor choice of words for you, Rodgers.]]
77-->--''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook''
78
79->''"It's grinding time, Nepgear. Hope your butt's clenched. ''Aaand I just realized that can mean something ''entirely different.''''"''
80-->--''Noble, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMhjg3yH30&t=1362s from his Let's Play]] of [[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaMk2 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation]] (he's talking about LevelGrinding)''
81
82->'''Tobias:''' I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so it seems I have something of a mess on my hands.\
83'''Michael:''' There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence...
84-->-- ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment''
85
86->'''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''': Whoa! [[VideoGameLives 2 or 3-up]], my ''ass''!\
87'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': You might want to rephrase that one.
88-->-- LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys [[http://youtu.be/HvyxJz5YaOk?t=5m31s playing]] ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU''
89
90->''"Put my nut in your mouth and bite hard! I don't give a shit how that sounds, I'm in a Care Bears movie!"''
91-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''' regarding the climax of Care Bears Nutcracker
92
93->'''Rich Lambert:''' "What we ended up settling on is that the older, wiser, more powerful a Telvanni wizard is, the more overgrown, the larger their mushroom tower is."\
94'''Jessica Folsom:''' "So literally size is a measure of power."\
95'''Rich:''' "Oh, I'm glad ''you'' said that."
96-->-- An episode of ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsOnline ESO Live]]''
97
98-> "I don't want that on my conscience that I exposed a young child to dick. (starts laughing) [[LampshadeHanging That came out so fucking wrong!]]"
99-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh0SxnImUvpWs_ZfEoyhkMA Etika]], from his reaction to ''Film/DeathNote2017'' regarding how everyone who hasn't watched the ''Death Note'' anime should leave, as he doesn't want their first experience with it to be this movie, which was previously described as being dick.
100
101->''"No, you have to listen to me! I know they're the guys who've given you everything you've ever wanted and I'm just the guy who destroyed your lifelong dream, but you have to listen to me! ''(beat)'' Boy, that came out wrong."''
102-->-- '''Timmy Turner''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "School's Out! The Musical"
103
104->''"Alright, it starts off with me on a TV screen, and it looks like... my little loli girl is turning me on. Alright... ''({{Beat}})'' We're not gonna comment about what I just said there."''
105-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsGKrLHOxr2113efbnkp5MA Noble]] describing a video clip of [[Manga/EngagedToTheUnidentified a young-looking anime girl turning on a TV]] that had been edited to have Noble appear on the TV
106
107->'''Oona:''' Almost got special dinner for you! Saw it while exercising Lancer, but it fell in drink. Two humans, since you said you had one back in city and liked it best of all.
108->'''The Monster in the Darknes:''' [[ToServeMan That]] is... not what I meant at all.
109-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1037.html shows what happens]] when this trope [[DelayedReaction isn't caught quickly]]
110
111->''"Dude, we can see it bending and wobbling all over! Put that thing away! (beat) Wow...I could have worded that better."''
112-->-- '''The Smeghead''', ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdtnYC-j6Iw Episode 95, Part 2]]: ''Film/ReadyToRumble'', on Vampiro attacking Wrestling/{{Sting}} with a rubber hose that was meant to look like a lead pipe
113
114->''So how '''did''' [[Film/IronMan Tony]] know Peter Parker was Spider-Man? Did he just break into every teenage boy's bedroom in New York until he got lucky? Oh, wait, hang on, that sounded '''really''' bad.''
115-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''', on ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''
116
117->'''Britta:''' ''[to Pierce's father]'' I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty!
118->'''Shirley:''' You can excuse racism?!
119->'''Britta:''' ''[awkwardly glances downward]''
120-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Advanced Gay"
121
122-> '''Felicity:''' It feels really good having you inside me. [Beat]. And by you, I mean your voice. And by inside me, I mean my ear....I'm going to stop talking right now.
123-> '''Oliver:''' That would be my preference.
124-->--''Series/{{Arrow}}'', "The Undertaking"
125
126->''OK, you suck. You are sucking all the fun out of this! I'm the only one who sucks here, boy—that came out wrong.''
127-->-- '''Future Imperfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
128
129->'''[[CampStraight Zarbon]]:''' I thought I could take (Vegeta), but he really tore up my insides and...I--no, I mean, he--[[DiggingYourselfDeeper he blew out my backside]]...DAMN IT!\
130'''Dodoria:''' It's fine, you're catchin' it now.\
131'''Zarbon:''' But I'm so used to pitching! (''sobs'')\
132'''[[StraightGay Burter]]:''' For me, he just slammed me deep in the throat! ...what? [[TheGadfly I'm doing these on purpose! I'm gay as sunshine!]]\
133'''Jeice:''' Suave! (''high-fives Burter'')
134-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{HFIL}}'' episode 2, "Sharing Circles of Hell"
135
136->'''Schezo:''' Finally, you and I are going to score together!\
137'''Arle:''' You mean we're going to rack up scores battling? Schezo, you really gotta work on your wording sometimes.
138-->--''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris''
139
140->'''Onlooker 1''': Do you have a ''child'' in that bag?\
141'''Tom''': No. ''({{beat}})'' I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.\
142'''Onlooker 2''': ...''it's not your child?''
143-->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''
144
145->'''Institute for Social Ecology''' (June 22): The left must be feminized--by force if necessary.\
146'''Institute for Social Ecology''' (June 24): We have been made aware that this means something else outside of the context of feminist politics.
147-->--[[https://twitter.com/InstSocEcology/status/1275847605784924160 InstSocEcology]] on Website/{{Twitter}}
148
149->'''Screenwriter''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Janet is going to make Ghost feel better by using her (Janet's) fingers]].\
150'''Producer''': ''(excited)'' Ohhh!\
151'''Screenwriter''': Not like that.\
152'''Producer''' ''(disappointed)'' Oh.
153-->-- ''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'' episode for ''Film/AntManAndTheWasp''
154
155->'''Amelia Watson:''' Maybe we should give [[https://apexlegends.gamepedia.com/Jumpmaster Jumpmaster]] to the randoms. So that nobody will know.\
156'''Gawr Gura:''' That sounds good.\
157'''Ame:''' Actually, but then-- they won't know how to-- how to... do a ''bait'' like me. You'll see.\
158'''Gura:''' Master bait, here we go!\
159''[{{Beat}}]''\
160'''Gura and Ame:''' ''[audible realization]'' Uhhhh...\
161'''Gura:''' I could have worded that... a bit better! ''[starts to giggle]''\
162'''Ame:''' ''[laughs ouright]'' Nice one, Gura, nice.\
163'''Gura:''' You know what I meant! You know what I meant...\
164'''Ame:''' Uh-huh.\
165'''Gura:''' [[FreudianSlipperySlope Master... bait-- No, that's not-- Ma-- bait--]] [[ShuttingUpNow I'm gonna shut my mouth now]].
166-->-- [[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Amelia Watson and Gawr Gura]] [[https://youtu.be/FeXh-L3Ggtk playing]] ''VideoGame/ApexLegends''
167
168->'''Amelia Watson:''' I don't know how to- how to- This is gonna sound weird.\
169'''Calliope Mori:''' Yeah?\
170'''Ame:''' I don't know how to- I don't know if I should say it.\
171'''Calli:''' Oh?\
172'''Ame:''' ''[snickering]'' I don't know how to [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/impregnable impregnate]] your fortress.\
173'''Both:''' ''[laugh]''\
174'''Calli:''' "Storm my castle"?\
175'''Ame:''' Yeah, that's a good way to put it, I guess.\
176'''Calli:''' It's okay, people will still take it out of context no matter what you do, unfortunately.
177-->-- [[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Amelia Watson and Calliope Mori]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BhqaJSimhA&t=2784s playing]] checkers
178
179->'''Kiara Takanashi:''' Stupid neighbors are ''still'' banging, after all these hours they're still banging on something! ''({{Beat}})'' Wait... oh, my God. ''([[{{Corpsing}} struggles to keep her composure]])''\
180'''Ina'nis Ninomae:''' Context...?\
181'''Kiara:''' I mean... I mean they're really--! Ugh...! For hours -- I don't know, man, I couldn't sleep, I woke up--!\
182'''Ina:''' Context?!\
183'''Kiara:''' The context is that they're banging on something, they're doing some construction or something, I think...\
184'''Ina:''' Ahem...\
185'''Kiara:''' I, I... I... I didn't... I didn't mean to... ''(shuts up)'' [[GratuitousJapanese Yabe.]]\
186''(Ina lets out a light laugh.)''\
187'''Kiara:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Is it better if I say they're hammering?]] [[FreudianSlipperySlope Does that sound better?]]\
188''([[{{Beat}} Ina doesn't say anything.]])''\
189'''Kiara:''' Apparently not. ''(nervous laughing)'' Uh... uh, well, then, how am I supposed to say it?! It... It's not my fault that English is such a suggestive language! That's not my fault, it's not even my first language, so... ''hum! Hum!''\
190'''Ina:''' It was an effort.\
191'''Kiara:''' Yep! ''(laughs)''
192-->-- [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Kiara Takanashi and Ina'nis Ninomae]] [[https://youtu.be/BttuGuPioKk talk about Kiara's noisy neighbors]] during ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''
193
194->''"Oh, hi! I was just looking for a staff I misplaced. It grows really big when you hold it, and... I suddenly just realized how inappropriate that sounds."''
195-->-- '''Catara''', ''VideoGame/CrushCrush''
196
197->'''[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]]:''' [[ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} She]] has a '''clause''' in her contract, no magical powers, it's all magician's '''craft'''. And she's good. '''[[Franchise/TheFlash Barry]]''', when he was alive, he told me even '''he''' couldn't see how she did some of the tricks. And this '''wasn't''' even on stage, this was in the Satellite on the JLA table. Close up.\
198'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' '''Why''' does that sound dirtier than you intended it to?\
199'''Clark Kent:''' (annoyed) '''Rao'''... I have no idea, Lois, '''why''' does it?
200-->-- ''ComicBook/TheComingOfAtlas''
201
202->'''Joel''': We’ll round up some Jews for you, Rabbi.\
203'''Moishe''': Don’t say, “Round up Jews.”\
204'''Joel''': I know. It sounded wrong.
205-->-- ''Series/TheMarvelousMrsMaisel''
206
207->''"Hatterene craves a banana, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything so it's a good thing that Mr. Beast is ready and willing to give Hatterene his bana-]]"''\
208''([[https://www.youtube.com/@Sophist Sophist]] pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script.)''\
209''"Mr. Beast heals Hatterene."''
210-->--"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUPS-vBZfoc Miitopia is Stupid]]"
211
212->'''Senpai:''' I don't know where you get off--\
213'''Nagatoro:''' ''Go on...''\
214'''Senpai:''' Let me try again...
215-->-- ''Manga/DontToyWithMeMissNagatoro'' anime, Episode 1
216
217->'''Pim''': I love helping kids, Charlie! I love kids, Charlie! '''I LOVE KIIIIDS!'''
218->'''Charlie''': Um, Pim? I would really not be screaming that at the top of my lungs.
219-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends''
220
221->'''Kamala''': So...I know we haven't known each other that long and if it was anybody else I wouldn't even ask this, but... would you... you know... show me ''yours''?
222->'''Kamran''': Huh?!
223->'''Kamala''': Oh my God, no! Your powers! I meant would you show me your ''powers''!
224->'''Kamran''': Well this got awkward fast.
225-->-- ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014'', #14
226
227->'''Fritz''': Good evening, Fraulein. And how far do you go?
228->'''Dumdum''': Eh?!
229->'''Lieutenant Coles''': As far as Berlin.
230-->-- ''Script/CarryOnEscaping''
231
232->''I'm not a furry, I just like cats. It annoys me how I can't talk about fucking cats- wait, not ''fucking'' cats-''
233-->-- WebVideo/{{Alpharad}} playing ''VideoGame/BowsersFury''.
234
235->'''Vollin:''' [''over comms''] General V, over, and out.
236->'''Triple M:''' Bitch.
237->'''Meme:''' ''Excuse me?''
238->'''Triple M:''' No, not you, the other bitch... ugh, that came out wrong!
239-->-- ''WebAnimation/SpriggsAHalo3Machinima''
240
241->''The only ice cream we want is the ice cream of justice! That sounded better in my head!''
242-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Wordgirl}}'''
243
244->''"I say 'mistress', I mean don't I mean we... well I don't mean I... er, well... I mean I ''serve'' her."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"No, no, I mean, um, I try to give her satisfaction, I- Oh, form your own opinion."''
245-->-- '''Lurcio''', ''Film/UpPompeii''
246
247->'''Warden Hodges''': Who do you think you are?
248->'''Captain Mainwaring''': We're the Local Defense Volunteers, and I'm their appointed commander, Captain Mainwaring, and I must ask you to keep your hands off my Privates.
249-->-- ''Film/DadsArmy1971''
250
251->'''MC:''' What do you like seeing other people wear?
252->'''Cove:''' Nothing!
253->''You couldn’t help giggling at that. ''
254->'''Cove:''' Come on, that’s not what I meant!
255-->--''VisualNovel/OurLifeBeginningsAndAlways''
256
257->''And now to sneak into a child's bedroom--oh my ''god'', I just heard myself...''
258-->--'''Emperor Belos''', ''[[WebVideo/{{Tomotasauce}} The Owl House Abridged]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmGhn08QKWY "The Collector's Stupid Puppet"]]
259
260->'''Anna:''' You are such a child.\
261'''Nick:''' A sexy child. ''(beat)'' Wait...
262-->--''Film/AnnaAndTheApocalypse''
263
264->''"The point is, you see, the landlady's absolutely as deaf as a post. They couldn't be more perfect. You have to write everything down for her. Well, there's no use banging on her door or anything like that. I banged away for ''hours'' yesterday."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"Nothing happened."''
265-->-- '''Mervyn Hughes''', ''Film/RaisingTheWind''
266
267->'''Doctor''': Now we're alone, er, try an' remember exactly what happened.
268->'''Professor Crump''': ''Well''... I got into bed, and Miss Vooshka... turned out the light.
269->'''Doctor''': So, you were in bed with a Miss Vooshka?
270->'''Professor Crump''': Yeah- ''no''. I was up the other end.
271-->-- ''Film/CarryOnBehind''
272
273->''Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that.''
274-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TCNick3 TCNick3]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"
275
276->'''Boss Leader:''' I have great affection for the boy, but he's been up to something worrisome behind that barrier since ''puberty''.\
277…\
278Um\
279No correlation.\
280'''Max:''' I WAS GONNA SAY
281-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'', [[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-4-page-117 Chapter 4 Page 117]]
282
283->'''Adam:''' How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!\
284'''Lucifer:''' Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter. And now, I am going to '''FUCK YOU!'''\
285''(Cue a {{Beat}} from everyone and a FascinatingEyebrow from Angel Dust)''\
286'''Valentino:''' ''(smirks)'' Well, ''this'' just got interesting.\
287'''Charlie:''' ''(whispers)'' It's "fuck you up"... Dad.\
288'''Lucifer:''' [[SincerityMode Wait, what did I say?]]
289-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "[[Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheShowMustGoOn The Show Must Go On]]"
290
291->'''Brent:''' You know what, I ain't listening to any of your BS! I'm gonna try to finish off this [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Vaporeon]] with my sword!\
292'''Nick:''' Bro, take that out of context, and it's the worst sentence I've ever heard.\
293'''Brent:''' ...Wait, shut up, Nick!
294-->-- LetsPlay/PartyCrashers[=/=][[https://www.youtube.com/@MagicTheNoah Magic the Noah]], "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VMniPDc8qg I Made A Game Designed To Be Bad]]"

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