| 1 | ->''"[[MemeticBadass Chuck Norris]]'s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."'' |
| 2 | -->-- The ''[[MemeticMutation Chuck Norris facts]]'' |
| 3 | |
| 4 | ->''"Oh my God, they are. They're using their tears of unfathomable sadness to bring their fallen hero back to life. Suck my balls. I mean, how more clichéd can you possibly get? And on top of that, what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough, dead people will come back from the grave? Bullshit! I mean, in [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon a Disney film]] at least, when somebody is dead, they stay dead! I mean how would you like it if in ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'', you heard someone say, 'Don't worry Simba, if you cry hard enough, [[DisappearedDad your father]] will come back from the grave! ...I don't see his eyes opening. I guess you're not crying hard enough. Go on Simba, cry, CRY! Don't you want your father to come back to life? Do you want him to stay dead forever? Cry harder Simba. Harder. Harder! HARDER! I guess you don't love your father enough. Oh well, that's the circle of life kid, tough break.' You see? It's fucking creepy!"'' |
| 5 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', reviewing ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie'' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->''"How come tears are like mythical stargates in these films?"'' |
| 8 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', reviewing ''WesternAnimation/FelixTheCatTheMovie'' |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->'''Jay:''' Don't move, Nya, I can fix this! If I cry on you, my tears will bring you back to life!\ |
| 11 | '''Nya:''' Jay, it...it doesn't work that way.\ |
| 12 | '''Jay:''' No, Disney would never lie to me. |
| 13 | -->-- ''WebVideo/FoxTale2614'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lG7hsSNNYs jays last wish]]" |
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