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1->'''Marcus Hamilton:''' Howdy ma'am. How are you doing today?\
2'''Waitress:''' Hot. And I don't mean the good kind. So, what don't you want?\
3'''Hamilton:''' Pardon?\
4'''Waitress:''' What don't you want?\
5'''Hamilton:''' Oh, well, uh. I think I'll just, uh...\
6'''Waitress:''' You know. I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-Bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one asshole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987. We don't sell no goddamned trout. T-bone steaks. So either you ''don't'' want the corn on the cob, or you ''don't'' want the green beans. So what don't you want?\
7'''Hamilton:''' I don't want green beans.\
8'''Alberto Parker:''' I don't want green beans either.\
9'''Waitress:''' Steaks cooked medium rare.\
10'''Parker:''' Can I get my steak cooked just a--\
11'''Waitress:''' That weren't no question.\
12'''Parker:''' All right.\
13'''Waitress:''' Iced tea for you boys.\
14'''Parker:''' Iced tea'd be great.\
15'''Hamilton:''' Iced tea, yep. Thank you ma'am.
16-->-- ''Film/HellOrHighWater''
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18->'''Spike:''' But the store is called "Quills and Sofas". You only sell two things!\
19'''Davenport:''' Sorry, Junior. All outta quills until Monday. Need a sofa?
20-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic,'' "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E24OwlsWellThatEndsWell Owl's Well That Ends Well]]"

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