Line #12 Quotes/RuleThirtyFour


1	->''"Whenever anything new hits the world, two things happen in short order. First, someone figures out how to make money off of it; and second, someone figures out how to use it for porn. [[TheMagicCameBack So it is with magic]]. We’re going to focus on the first one, but yeah--magic’s used for porn, just like everything else.''"
2	-->-- '''TabletopGame/{{Shadowrun}} Fifth Edition core rulebook''', [[{{Irony}} page 35]]
3
4	->''"I deserve all the praise\
5	For the foot fetish craze"''
6	-->-- '''{{WesternAnimation/Cinderella}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZXQf77hhk Princess Rap Battle]]"
7
8	->''"When correctly viewed\
9	''Everything'' is lewd\
10	I could tell you things about Literature/PeterPan\
11	And [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz the Wizard of Oz]]; ''there''[='=]s a {{dirty old man}}!"''
12	-->-- "Smut", ''Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas''
13
14	->''"We've got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports,\
15	And [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior a bunch of colored pencil drawings]] of all the different characters in Literature/HarryPotter'' fucking ''each other."''
16	-->-- '''Creator/BoBurnham''', [[Film/BoBurnhamInside "Welcome To The Internet"]]
17
18	->'''Rachel:''' Why don’t you take off your sweater?\
19	'''Joey:''' I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin doing Hobbes]].\
20	'''Rachel:''' Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?\
21	'''Joey:''' Yeah. Sure. ''(Rachel looks inside the neck of his sweater)''\
22	'''Rachel:''' Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like ''that'' so much.
23	-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
24
25	->'''Carl:''' [[UnsettlingGenderReveal I thought you were a woman.]]\
26	'''Paul:''' Why would you think that?\
27	'''Carl:''' Mostly the hat-- are you sure?\
28	'''Paul:''' Of ''course'' I'm sure!\
29	'''Carl:''' Well... If you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer...
30	-->-- ''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats''
31
32	->You would've known that Flash had just vibrated out of his costume and is vibrating SO FAST that he can't be seen; Grodd, being a simple gorilla, has no concept of a naked Franchise/TheFlash vibrating invisibly next to him. Only a human could conceive of a naked, vibrating, invisible Flash. Because we are Nature's Greatest Mistake.
33	-->-- ''[[http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics106.html MisterKitty]]''
34
35	->'I like to watch robots pee.' I bet you there's a website for that. ''[{{beat}}]'' There is now!
36	-->-- '''Creator/CraigFerguson'''
37
38	->If you need more information about sex, just Google... [[TheInternetIsForPorn anything, really]].
39	-->-- '''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''
40
41	->i am so proud to draw porn of [[Creator/AndrewHussie this man]]’s [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} comic]].
42	-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Kagerou}} Luka Delaney]]''', via [[http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/14210884895/mad-answerins Tumblr]]
43
44	->Sexual arousal may occur from anything under the sun, including the sun.
45	-->-- '''The DSM''' (Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders[[note]]There is no B in that, in case you were wondering.[[/note]])
46
47	->Creator/{{Disney}} sat me down and showed me a bunch of WesternAnimation/KimPossible porn and said "This will happen to your show."
48	-->-- '''Jeff Goode, creator of''' ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDragonJakeLong''
49
50	->The pornos happen fast, I will give them that. Thank ''GOD'' I aged them up to the ripe year of 15. Conscience totally fucking ameliorated.
51	-->-- '''Creator/AndrewHussie''', a day after introducing some new characters to ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
52
53	->Many of you have probably been blissfully unaware of this, but there is a shocking amount of erotic ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' fan-fiction on the Internet. [[YouDoNotWantToKnow You don't even want to know]] the things people have [[PowerPerversionPotential imagined doing with]] the Hypnotoad.
54	-->-- '''Matt Tobey''', ''[[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/tag/countdown-to-futurama/ Countdown to Futurama]]''
55
56	->NEVER GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH ANY POKEMON EVER BUT [[EspeciallyZoidberg ESPECIALLY NOT GARDEVOIR.]]
57	-->-- '''Andrew Bridgmen''', "[[https://web.archive.org/web/20131116115126/http://www.dorkly.com/article/56470/toplist-results-the-15-greatest-generation-iii-pokemon/page:2 The 15 Greatest Generation III]] ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''"
58
59	->...Somehow people have a way of putting up their obsessions onto the internet and sharing them with other obsessives. And those people, those hardcore people like the thing so much that they spend time drawing images that well... that reflect their own fantasies about the characters on the show. I love this and happily endorse it. Even if it was a kids show. Lets face it, if you're going to fall in love with a cartoon character, it's your god given right to ponder what she or indeed he looks like with less clothes on.
60	-->-- '''David Freedman''', creator of ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamster'' on [[http://davidfreedman.blogspot.com/2012/06/bounty-hamster-lives-on-in-strange-ways.html discovering fanart of his obscure show]].
61
62	->For the record: I KNOW that Rule 34 applies to [[Series/MythBusters my own show]], and NO, I haven't read any of the [[CrackFic fan fiction]]. I HAVE seen things [[BrainBleach I wish to unsee]].
63	-->-- [[http://twitter.com/donttrythis/status/2541204042 Adam Savage's twitter]].%%He used allcaps in the actual text
64
65	->If the fact that a story about a Luke/Leia/Chewie scatfest that devolves into Han shooting himself in the head, Dash Rendar appearing to get double-teamed by Luke and Leia and subsequently execute them, only to get interrupted by Admiral Akbar (labeled 'Cat Fish Guy' by the author) and then run off to have sex with his robot servant doesn't seriously raise your apprehension about this list... turn back now. Seriously. This story sickened us all. The only thing that allowed us to crawl through it was the knowledge that the author couldn't possibly have been: A. Sober, B. Sane, or C. An actual Star Wars fan ([[ArsonMurderAndJayWalking who gets Admiral Akbar wrong,]] seriously?).
66	-->-- ''Blog/ToplessRobot'', [[https://web.archive.org/web/20100118122140/https://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/tr_special_the_10_most_face-meltingly_awful_fan_fi.php "The 10 Most Face-Meltingly Awful Fanfics"]]
67
68	->'''Chris:''' Mystique also cycles through a bunch of sexy forms before giving it one last shot by turning into Brian Cox, which, brother, if that wasn’t the jumping-off point for a thousand fanfics, I don’t know what is.\
69	'''Matt:''' She also tries out Rogue, which continues [[MayDecemberRomance that creepy thread]] from the previous movie. But that wouldn’t hold a candle to Jackman/Cox.\
70	'''Chris:''' Hehe, [[HehHehYouSaidX “Jackman/Cox.”]]
71	-->-- Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-two/ on]] ''Film/X2XMenUnited''
72
73	->'''Simon Harding:''' Did you know that [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E6Earthshock}} Adric’s DNA is scattered amongst the primordial ooze]] and that was the origin of the humanoid form?\
74	'''Joe Ford:''' So you’re saying that all of us have a little bit of Adric inside of us?\
75	'''Simon:''' [[FridgeHorror It's pretty grim]], isn’t it?\
76	'''Joe:''' I bet you someone out there has got a raging boner reading that.\
77	'''Simon:''' How could you say that?\
78	'''Joe''' Some people really fancy him!\
79	'''Simon:''' That’s wrong to the very core of everybody who thinks that.\
80	'''Joe:''' We better get back to talking about the episode rather than talking about having sex with Adric.\
81	'''Simon:''' I’m feeling a bit queasy.
82	-->-- '''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/the-fella-series-two.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho''
83
84	->'''David:''' Clark is trying to convince people he’s stuck in someone else’s body, while Lionel is trying to convince people that he ISN’T, and the latter is a more sane-sounding option.\
85	'''Chris:''' And as you mentioned, he [Lionel in Clark Kent's body] starts with Martha Kent...as soon as Ma Kent gives him a hug, he immediately starts smelling her hair and shoots fireballs out of his eyes, which is what Kryptonians in Smallville do when they get aroused. Not even kidding. Either way, it’s at this point that the show finally catches up to the more unsavory portions of [=LiveJournal=], which I assume were slashing “Clartha” halfway through the debut episode.\
86	'''David:''' At the end of this episode, I expected everyone involved to jump onscreen, take a bow, strike a pose and yell “'''''{{THE ARISTOCRATS}}!'''''”
87	-->-- ''Smallvillains'', [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-4-6-transference/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Transference")
88
89	->A few years ago, a popular, cleverly written cartoon launched a beloved 1980s franchise back to the heights of its success. However, a group of people soon started investing way, ''way'' too much into the show. A strange fandom started sprouting, and before long, the Internet was teeming with the fruits of its creativity (including insanely long pieces of fan fiction and, of course, porn). Soon, these strange folks were seemingly everywhere, screeching defensive arguments re: their right to feel unhealthy affection for cartoon animals at the slightest provocation.\
90	Yep, I'm talking about bronies -- the strange mole folk who have managed to up and get creepy about [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic the least sexy, most child-friendly]] animated things in the entirety of recorded history. Now, keep their existence in mind and imagine what would happen to a show about ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats}} scantily clad, fully anthropomorphic animals.]]''
91	-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-beloved-pop-culture-icons-hollywood-will-be-ruining-next_p2/#ixzz32Z6cXyUm "4 Upcoming Reboots That Must Be Stopped"]]
92
93	->Druggies can be surprisingly judgmental. It's pretty much the only social circle where the same people you just witnessed shooting horse tranquilizers up one another's butts will actually look down at you for not being as cool as them. Unless maybe there's some sort of horse-enema-fetish social circle, which [[TemptingFate I'm not sure exists]]. Hold on, [[TheInternetIsForPorn let me check the Internet]]... ''[[{{Squick}} Ohholyshit]]''. Do ''not'' look that up, y'all.
94	-->-- Jenny Lawson, ''Let's Pretend This Never Happened''
95
96	->'''A:''' But... why? My god, why would you do a thing like that?\
97	'''B:''' Just fap. Fap your childhood to pieces.
98	-->-- '''Platform/FourChan'''
99
100	->Oh my god! They got a new Franchise/{{Sonic\|TheHedgehog}} character! I must. Draw. ''Porn of it''!
101	-->-- ''WebAnimation/SonicShorts''
102
103	->'''Sonic:''' I-Is that...?\
104	'''Shadow:''' And is that my...?\
105	'''Both:''' [[ScreamingAtSquick AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!]]
106	-->-- ''WebAnimation/SonicShorts,'' after the two discovered [[SlashFic Sonadow yaoi]] online
107
108	->'''Pintsize:''' Rule 34 is the ultimate expression of human creativity! Creating porn of ANYTHING THE HUMAN MIND CAN CONCEIVE is an endeavor on par with colonizing the stars or tapping into the secrets of the universe!\
109	'''Winslow:''' I think you just like looking at pooping catgirls.
110	-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''
111
112	->Well, I think I've seen enough horrifying material here to replace my nightmares of [[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial extra-terrestrial]] [[{{Squick}} poon]], with nightmares of [[{{Squick}} being violated by a human]] [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Beavis]] with a plaster nose. [gives thumbs up and smiles] [[SarcasmMode Thanks, Rule 34-sploitation!]]
113	-->-- ''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''
114
115	->[[WhereDoYouThinkYouAre It's the internet]], Ma-Ti. There's porn for everything!
116	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' tells it like it is
117
118	->I have the Internet, I've seen everything. I've seen porn of ''me'', for God's sake!
119	-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows'''
120
121	->''"I HAVE DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF Film/{{SHARKNADO}} THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!"''
122	-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} William Murderface]]''', ''[[http://textsfrommordhaus.tumblr.com/post/82606211729 Texts From Mordhaus]]''
123
124	->The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in "Find [[BestialityIsDepraved people that have sex with goats]] [[IncendiaryExponent that are on fire]]" and the computer will ask, "Specify type of goat."
125	-->-- Comedian '''Creator/RichardJeni'''
126
127	->Pick any random artistic property, and we'll point you to a porn version of it. And if we can't, someone will invariably create one, and ''then'' we'll point you to a porn version of it.
128	-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21568_7-famous-artists-you-didnt-know-were-perverts-pt.-2.html]]
129
130	->''"For every thing you can think of, there's at least one boner in the world to match it."''
131	-->-- '''Jason Murphy,''' ''[[Website/RageSelect Rage Select]]''
132
133	->'''Toggle:''' That doesn't exist, does it? [[BodyHorror Case fifty-three]] porn?\
134	'''Kid Win:''' Everything exists.
135	-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
136
137	->'''[[AuthorAvatar Jo:]]''' A new ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' character! That means it's time for new Rule 34!\
138	'''[[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids Ori]][[OurCentaursAreDifferent sa:]]''' Sorry to disappoint but I'm not your usual female character.\
139	'''Jo:''' This changes nothing.\
140	''[Orisa is bombarded with Rule 34 of her.]''
141	-->-- ''Webcomic/NerfNow''
142
143	-> "Rule 34, I CHALLENGE YOU!"
144	-->--'''The battle-cry of the porn-hunter'''
145
146	->''"[[TemptingFate Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Digimo]]--[[{{Squick}} OH MY GOD, MOVING ON!]]"''
147	-->--'''Boomstick''' on '''[[Anime/DigimonTamers Renamon]]''', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''
148
149	->''"Don't just sit around complaining that Rule 34 has been broken; get off your ass and DO something about it. Quick! While you've still got both hands free!"''
150	-->--'''Troper'''
151
152	->''"WELP JUST LEARNED WHAT [[SwallowedWhole VORE]] IS. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere GOODNIGHT, INTERNET.]]"''
153	-->--'''Creator/BenDiskin''' on the rule applied on ''Anime/{{Aggretsuko}}''
154
155	-> '''Louise:''' Are there any shows or movies left in the world that you ''haven't'' perved up?\
156	'''[[DirtyKid Tina]]:''' No. [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls That's why I started writing erotic friend fiction]], using people at school and zombies.\
157	'''Gene:''' Oh! Do the janitor and the vice principal. I think they'd have beautiful children.\
158	'''Tina:''' I did, and they don't.
159	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'', "Bad Tina"
160
161	->'''Nintendo Boss:''' The fuck is that?\
162	'''Assistant:''' It's the "Internet made it [[BuffySpeak fucky]]" alarm, sir.\
163	'''Nintendo Boss:''' What?! ''How'' did they make it "fucky"? It's a pink mushroom!\
164	'''Assistant:''' No, you see, the power she gets when she turns into Peach...\
165	'''Nintendo Boss:''' A-ha?\
166	'''Assistant:''' ...Now they're doing fan art...\
167	'''Nintendo Boss:''' ''(exasperated)'' Always with the fanart...\
168	'''Assistant:''' ...Of ''Bowser'' getting that power-up.\
169	'''Nintendo Boss:''' ''And how is that fu--?!'' Oh, that's ''real'' fucky.
170	-->-- '''WebVideo/ProZD''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxb6yzOYF_Q on]] JustForFun/{{Bowsette}}
171
172	->Remember class, anything can be art.\
173	Except what Bobby drew today.\
174	Bobby drew a picture of [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]] [[CrackPairing making love]] to ComicBook/SpiderMan.\
175	Bobby has created the opposite of art.
176	-->-- '''An art teacher''', ''Extra Fabulous Comics''
177
178	->'''Narrator:''' Also, if you’re a female character, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never. Ever.]] Google your own name, for your own sake… just don't.\
179	'''Bob:''' Well [[ExactWords I'm not a girl]], so I'll look up myself.\
180	'''Bob:''' [[TemptingFate What? This isn't so bad.]]\
181	''{{Beat}}''\
182	'''Bob:''' HOLY SH*T [[RuleSixtyThree I GOT TI]]-!
183	-->--''WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers''
184
185	->''I was so excited during the whole trailer, but the second [[SexyCatPerson Clawroline]] showed up my first thought was just'' ''"'''''''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh no]]'''''''"''
186	-->--'''Platform/{{Youtube}} commenter Astroniko''' on ''VideoGame/KirbyAndTheForgottenLand''
187
188	->''"At this point deepfakes can pull a picture of your grandma from your hard drive and mask it on two different people going raw dog in a tub of Taco Bell Fire Sauce. Literally ''everything'' has been done"''
189	-->--'''Christine Ocampo''', ''ComicBook/MoneyShot''
190
191	->'''Laburnum''': "Oh, Lisa, what have they ''done'' to you?!"
192	->'''Foxglove''': "Made her feature in a badfic."
193	->'''Laburnum''': "That I could stand. But, but... underage incest cartoon porn... gah. Does this person not realise Lisa's only eight years old?"
194	-->-- ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'', "Moaning Mary, Simpsons Sue"
195
196	->''"People are drawing my character'' naked.''"''
197	->(BeatPanel)
198	->''"I'VE FINALLY MADE IT!"''
199	-->-- [[https://pizzacakecomic.com/image/716132610345238528 This]] ''Pizza Cake'' comic
200
201	->'''Caine''': Your little crying face left quite the little crying mark on the internet. ''Something I don't canonically have any knowledge of.'' Take a look! ''[Caine shows Pomni a whole bunch of censored fan art]''\
202	'''Pomni''': What the [[PrecisionFStrike f-]]'' [[[MagicalProfanityFilter boing]]]'' am I looking at?\
203	'''Caine''': The consequences of our actions! ''And it's only going to get worse from here.''\
204	'''Pomni:''' O-o-ohhh ''nooo.''
205	-->-- From ''WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus'' full series announcement
206
207	->''"It's one of my favourite modern cultural phenomenons. Because it shows that as a society, the things that make us laugh, and cry, and feel, can be the same things to makes us cum."''
208	-->--'''Creator/{{Huggbees}}''' on the rule

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